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Babcom Podcast

A podcast that takes the piss out of Babylon 5 lovingly and with maximum comedic effect. Hosted by Chris Hyatt and Jules Jones Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 62

    B5 Bro Job

    Are any of us ever fully ready? Is pepperoni to die for? Where might Arthur find these men? Is the postmaster doing double duty? Is he gonna mess this up? A la carte or prix fixé? Who is the Lady of the Lake? These questions answered and more on this week's Babcom Podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  2. 61

    Jawns and Jagoffs

    Do nightmares make Chris shit himself? Does Virini have the biggest shit eating grin? Is Jules going to be the turd in the punch bowl? Is this a shitty ep? Does Clark want you to be distracted? Who is Abrahamo Lincolni? These questions and more on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  3. 60

    Jiggling It For Gas Money

    What kind of war criminal is Boggs? Can we fly the missing man? Is the prefix code all we got? Who did the body on the Ho Train? How many kilos of product got dropped? Is she the Second Coming? These answers and more on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. 59

    A Midget Gene Rayburn Mic

    Who's our celebrity guest? Who's doing a Leeroy Jenkins? What happens when an agent double books a general? Who told you to put the balm on? Did Rick do this? Does Delenn do a thing? How many freezes? How many trees? These answers and more on this week's Babcom Podcasthttp://bit.ly/babcompod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  5. 58

    John of Pathos

    Why did we start this one so late? Why isn't there a Sam's closer to Chris? Is Londo Scrooge? Why are there English signs on the White Star? Why is Admiral Forrest such a dick? Who is John of Pathos? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  6. 57

    A Prideful, Preening Prick

    What's with with the blue spoo? Are Garibaldi and Sheridan voyeurs? Why is Lowe's asking Jules to stop working out? Why are there English signs on the White Star? Why is Admiral Forrest such a tool? All these questions answered and more on this week's Babcom Podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  7. 56

    Terrified and Horny

    Who's the head Bridge Bunny? Did the Goa'uld leave a trace? Is this Rachni-like? Do you want to have a cup of coffee with Luke Cage? Why did Ivanova have to do this? Who's holding the idiot ball? These answers and more on this week's Babcom Podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  8. 55

    A Bester Buddy Cop Episode

    Is Bester a better cop than Garibaldi? How zooted is G'Kar? What is brain? Why do docking bays look suspiciously like cargo bays? How does Londo come to B5? Do we have an excuse to put a Bad Boys 2 drop in? These questions and more on this week's Babcom Podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  9. 54

    Olmec's Fire Sconce Cousin

    Did Sheridan catch that pass? Did he fumble it on purpose? Did Zack catch that pass? Is he good at catching idiot balls? Is Ivanova a planet? How does she know when the blowie's going down? These answers and more on this week's Babcom Podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  10. 53

    Trials and Trib-ulations

    Why'd Brother Edward's lips stained? Do I really have to watch 100 eps before it gets good? Where can I find a double decker? Where can Theo find a clue? Can Sheridan get there first? Is this Lyta's escape hatch? How good is Kosh's stuff? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  11. 52

    Vichy Narn Counselor Na'Far

    What happens when Narn does a 1940s France? How many times does Marshall Teague come back? What is it about hand slicing? Or leads playing magic tricks with guns? Guarding Tess or The Bodyguard? These questions answered and more on this week's Babcom Podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  12. 51

    Chekhov's Monks

    Did this ep get delayed again? Did Brother Theo learn Python? Do his monks do QA? What the hell was Londo doing (and why isn't he fried cala-Mollari)? Where's the mad bomber gonna strike next? These answers and more on this week's Babcom Podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  13. 50

    The Uncommonwealth - 1x04 - Helicoptering His Dick Around

    What happens when Chris makes multiple mistakes and doesn't get pod off on time? Does Rommie have the unlisted wall number? What's an FMS? Did Tyr get the chance? Did Jules get taken aside by her teacher a lot? How is Harper okay with any of this? Find out today on this apology episode of The UnCommonweath! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  14. 49

    Marcus Knows How to Handle His Pike

    How is Chris in the year 2026? Was Joe expecting a bit? Why is there a fraudulent station record? Will anything be traced back to B5? Refa?! These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  15. 48

    Magic Angel Dick

    Is that Neroon? Is Sheridan using Centauri combat models? Who needs a primer on centripetal force? How many snitchy bitches are on the station now? How much of an idiot is Zack Allan? How much dick did Kosh flash? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  16. 47

    Pimpslapped with the Pain Cane

    Why did this ep drop a week late? Does B5 has a historical telephone book? Will Sheridan ever learn? Will Anthony Joshua knock both Paul brothers tf out? Will we ever see Marcus? How many arms deals has G'Kar done? What is it with slicing your hand open in the 09s to prove something? All these questions answered and more on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  17. 46

    Helicoptering His Dick Around

    How did we get a title share? Is Londo doing war crimes? How easy was it to get front row seats to a war crime? Do the Shadows have vomit hole ipecac? These questions and more on this week's episode of the Babcom Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  18. 45

    For There Is No Way to Quickly Eat a Ginger Snap

    Is there a way to quickly eat a ginger snap? How many times are we gonna have to go to the horny brig now? Do we know what happened pre-shower? Did they have to send three guys if #Lyta was coming? These answers and more on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  19. 44

    Ever Faithful Cuck

    When did country music stop punching the Devil in the face? Would you cook a meal for two days? How many klaxons did we use? Can we really take Lazarenn's word for it? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  20. 43

    Sheridan Doing His Scooby-Dooing

    Is that a whole as baseball diamond batting range? Why does Sheridan like to Scooby Doo so much? Does Jules like to jerk things? Did JCPenney have ugly sweaters in the 90s? Can tachyons slow a Starfury? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  21. 42

    Too Orderly for Triage

    Who's holding the idiot ball, Sheridan or Zack? Who's a damned liar? Why was #Facebook better back in the day? Where did j00 learn 1337? Why don't Franklin and Ivanova just bone and get that over with? All these questions and more on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  22. 41

    Psi Corps Slickback

    Exactly how big is the B5 universe? Can you place a bet on B5? Just how in the way in Torquemann? Are we going to mention #StrangeNewWorlds? Are we heading for a #CowboyBeop situation? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod!https://shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  23. 40

    Upper Crust Minbari

    Has Sheridan ever been to Burning Man? Has he even been to a festival? Does Kosh play #FrickfrackBlackjack? Why is Lennier talking vasectomies? What's with the fighting I Love You fingers? How grateful is Keffer just to be in the ep? All these questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  24. 39

    A Quarter and Two Dimes

    Is #SeaQuestDSV canonical #Babylon5? Can Bull get a couple of credits for that? Does Connor McCloud know the rules? Electric or gas mowers? Are all of Franklin's mentors whacked? My God, what does this guy know? Find out on this week's Babcom Podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  25. 38

    A Ginger Jesus Chorus Type Situation

    Is Sheridan an idiot? Is Jules back on the Hoe Train? Why can't Chris make the #RainbowConnection? Did G'Kar become The #RevAl? Are these atrocities? Did bro have the courage to back it up? Does Garibaldi do a good Londo? Find out on this week's Babcom Podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  26. 37

    A Bukkake Fountain

    What would a #Verhoeven B5 have looked like? How much #AceCombat has Chris played? Should Joe go for the #JustForMen? Do the #Dodgers sweep Mars in the #WorldSeries? Did Sheridan's dream steal Jules' questions? What is Jules' Folly? Find out on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  27. 36

    Sergeant Major Stroking H

    What the stroking H is going on here?! Who is R. Lee Ermey gonna have to keep his eye on? How badly did Garibaldi fumble the bag? Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra? What do Ludacris and the Carpenters have in common? Find out on this week's Babcom Podhttps://shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  28. 35

    A Suck Me, Fuck Me Shade of Red

    Is Jules' lung capacity back? Do you remember #MoonDreamers? Is that all #Londo has to do? Are telepaths quantum entangled? Is #Sheridan really a bad character? Does Vasily ever see #Montana? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  29. 34

    A Race through A Race through Dark Places

    Did Jules survive COVID? Did #Delenn need a fainting couch? Does #Bester enjoy stroking off? Did #Gilbert and #Sullivan's man do the costuming for this show? Is #Babylon5 doing a tax revolt? What's Franklin's cot REALLY for? How do you piss off a #DnD DM? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  30. 33

    The Joi Cuck Club

    Why is Chris in #Florida? What is #FrickfrackBlackjack? Was Harcourt Fenton Mudd running it? How many klaxons are we gonna need? Matt Stoner? Where is #Prince 's guitar? Are you there Valen? It's her, Delenn! Is Joe hooked on #Ludacris? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  31. 32

    The UnCommonwealth - 1x03 - High Guard Tinker Bell

    Do chanting kids automatically equal cult? Does a full #Riker equal dick? Will Mapes stick his in anything? Why is everyone looking at #Trance like that? Do trees understand aftercare (and will give Jules some)? Does #Dylan have a God complex? These questions and more answered on #TheUnCommonwealth Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  32. 31

    The UnCommonwealth - 1x01-2 - Riding the Space Sybian/We're Getting a Die Hard on Andromeda Tonight

    When did Mr. Mephistopheles start running tricks? Will Dylan jump any hole he finds? Can we find Beka a new tailor? Did Harper arrive with a social disease? The pilot--not Refractions of Dawn--ep of the UnCommonwealth is here (from seven months in the past!)https://shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  33. 30

    Ivanova Gives Good Defenestration

    Is it good to be the king? San or Sama? How do you teep fight if that pain doesn't work? Why is San Diego a destroyed wasteland? Do DJs have nice lips? Is a hickey from Kenickie like a Hallmark card? Did Confucius say that? Can you see Jules as a surfer girl? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  34. 29

    Critical Organ Existence Failure

    Does the Copernicus come in peace? Should it say USS? What's a gropo? What the hell is wrong with Stephen Franklin? Is Reg Barclay on that stuff again? Is cocaine a hell of a drug? These questions answered and more on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  35. 28

    We're All Nuclear Waste

    How rude are Sheridan's friends? West Side Story or Stargate SG-1? How many rimjobs do captains go on? What happens when Franklin spills pimp juice on his boss? Why does Mr. Orwell's reputation precede him? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  36. 27

    Two Trailer Park Girls Go 'Round the Outside

    Do physics desk toys sell well on the Zocalo? What happens when One Hood Drazi goes Crips and Bloods? What's Clarke's Third Law? Should you try a wizard's patience? Is Franklin the brat tamer of B5? Does Sheridan have a citrus fetish? Find out on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  37. 26

    The One with All the Rimjobs

    Does Garibaldi know you? Does Delenn know what she is? Is this the one with all the rimjobs? Is that all folks? Who's despicable? Find out on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  38. 25

    The Box Crushes Puss

    Does Sheridan have a citrus fetish? What's the difference between a cocoon and a chrysalis? Is Jack stroking off? Is there coffee in that nebula? What's Chris' problem with Strange New Worlds? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  39. 24

    We Want Jack to Stroke Off

    Is Garibaldi blind? How many times are we gonna bring up Aldous Gajic? Does Joe now have hoes in every area code? Can you be nibbled to death by a duck? What's a Narn orgy look like? Is cool jazz G'Kar's refractory music? All these answers and more on this weeks Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  40. 23

    Double DVDA

    How much stroking off had to be done for that to become slang? Where does Franklin keep his pimp juice? Did you really think those were for show? Can you live with it? How many actors have we typecast in serial killer roles? These questions and more answered o n this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  41. 22

    A Proper BFG

    How is Garibaldi still alive? Fasten or zip? Is this a podcast about nothing? Can Joe fix the hole in the hoezone layer? Can Zathras fix time? Who's going to answer for this week's Babcom Pod? That and more answered! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  42. 21

    Enterprise-DDD

    How cushy is B5? How good are LLMs in the future? Was that the best Earthforce could send? Have you divvied weed up on the Grey Council chambers? Did they steal their robes from the Blue Oyster Cult? These questions answered and more on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  43. 20

    All Visitors Have to Take the Back Door

    Are all vampires bishonen? Does Tsaki like to watch? What are Newton's Laws of Motion? What is the Third Principle of Sentience? Is this a pop quiz? And what is it with Minbari greetings? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  44. 19

    Kentucky Fried Narn

    What happens when Minibari war leaders die? Is Garibaldi really that incompetent? Can you still find an East Side Londo's? How badly does Sinclair want to go? How do you teach a teep the birds and the bees? All of these questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  45. 18

    Time for Sinclair to Go Full JAG, and Zayn to Go Full Jag-Off

    What's with the gloves? Can Lou Welch be bothered? What's the Dourif Scale? Busch or Busch Lite? You're eyes?! Buh Gawd! All these questions answered and more on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  46. 17

    The Dick Is Silent

    What happens when God charges you with a holy mission? How much shit do you have to eat to get a grin like Jinxo's? Are you bloody well aware of that? What do Peter Stormare and Stealer's Wheel have in common? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  47. 16

    If It's Good Enough for Yahweh, It's Good Enough for Us!

    What do you do when someone tells you to stroke off? What is The Holy Trinity of Shitty Plastic Grocery Store Vodka? Why does Chris keep going missing? Does anybody know who Jules' high school crush is? Can her pain be taken away? Theses answers and more on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  48. 15

    Every Fuck's a Mindfuck with Kosh

    Are tomatoes fractal? Do nos come in threes? Can you fake a nogasm? What do you want? Has Wood been hit? What is the 64th Law of Super Robot Anime? These questions answered and more on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  49. 14

    Corny Mormon Star Wars

    What is the cojones barrier and are they big? What happens when you piss the stevedores off? Why did we talk about Battlestar Galactica *so much* this ep? How do Centauri take peyote weed? Can Narns candyflip? All these questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  50. 13

    It's Always Officer Fuckboy

    When do you call it quits? What happens when there's not a Lebowski drop? What's a crip rail? What happens when the bug doesn't sell to you? I mean, what could you have possibly done so that the bug won't sell to you? All these questions answered and more on this week's Babcom Pod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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A podcast that takes the piss out of Babylon 5 lovingly and with maximum comedic effect. Hosted by Chris Hyatt and Jules Jones Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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