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BABY PARTY

Nihilist doomerism, but funny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    129 - Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dark Web

    Masochism [noun]mas·​och·​ismthe derivation of sexual gratification from being subjected to physical pain or humiliation by oneself or another personcovering articles that include more pictures of Peter ThielThis week Christian delivers a supremely depressing, scary, and infuriating article spotlighting everyone's favorite comic book villain made flesh, and his recently updated list of so-called "backup countries". These technocrat scumbags are evil enemy badguys and we all really need to take what they are doing a lot more seriously.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/28/world/americas/peter-thiel-argentina.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  2. 103

    128 - Switching Off Half of Kenya

    "Switching Off Half of Kenya" is quite literally a "solution" being -- to some degree -- considered by some of our techno-maniac overlords. These BIG men (and women, and themen) of industry are quite literally psychotic. They are without a doubt attempting to accomplish one of the following two goals: 1) Enslaving as much of the lesser-than population as possible (via AI, robotics, military, etc); or 2) Laying a very sophisticated, interwoven, and largely misunderstood groundwork to eventually enable suggestion #1 -- with entire economies of scale (aka trillions of USD dollars) funding every aspect. In the meanwhile, what are we going to do about it?Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/microsofts-1-billion-kenya-data-center-stalls-over-disagreements-on-power-capacityhttps://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/georgia-data-center-used-29-million-gallons-of-waterwww.washingtonexaminer.com/in_focus/4571180/utah-data-center-plan-massive-backlash/https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/1t8x38i/request_does_the_23_atomic_bombs_worth_of_heat/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    127 - Andreessen Horowitz's NYC Trustfundkid Socialite AI Astroturfing

    The title isn't some weird wacky bullshit I made up just to be kooky and crazy, it is literally the subject of this weeks episode. Also, I present a couple of mysteries to the boys to discuss, and we all kinda realize in the same moment who our favorite standup comedian is. I know I've said it a lot, but this week's article is truly one of the worst things we've ever read. It's getting pretty bleak folks.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.businessinsider.com/inside-nyc-ai-psychosis-summit-party-anthropic-claude-code-2026-5 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    126 - The Killbots that Kill People

    Sorry gang, we took a bit of an unexpected break but we're back. We talk about autonomous robots, and a new doozy of a massive corporate takeover. I try out a hilarious new Michael Jackson bit I'm working on for my hilarious standup routine, and share how I snorted some pee.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.restaurantbusinessonline.com/financing/sysco-acquire-restaurant-depot-291bhttps://www.foxnews.com/tech/humanoid-robots-hit-mass-production-china.amp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    125 - Our Souls are Bored

    Apparently articles need to be written about waiting in line, how to do it, and how to escape boredom like its the friggen grim reaper. A couple of extremely stupid articles lead us to an interesting discussion on why we Americans might have such an unhealthy relationship to boredom.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/2026/03/waiting-boredom-books/686606/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    124 - Realistic Hypothetical

    Me and Harry just yuck it up and have a lot of fun. We end up talking about celebrities, ex-pats, ketchup, and how Reddit is convinced I'm Filipino. No article!Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    123 - Battlefield Networks, Lab-Grown Human Brains, Plastic Oceans

    We talk about the many AMAZING ways the United States of America is so AWESOME and COOL. We love spending billions upon billions on AI infusions into war-making techno-bots, we love tinkering around with lab-grown homunculi, we love our oceans full of plastic (and we like that plastic to be potentially unremovable). Only freedom-haters disagree.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://defence-blog.com/u-s-army-awards-anduril-20b-contract-for-ai-battlefield-network/?amphttps://www.inc.com/maria-jose-gutierrez-chavez/scientists-taught-a-petri-dish-of-brain-cells-to-play-doom-theyre-getting-better/91312119https://www.earth.com/news/surprise-study-some-scientists-want-to-stop-cleaning-plastic-from-earth-oceans/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    122 - Honeypot Nation (Florida House Bill 945)

    Harry educates us on HB 945, an extremely scary bill currently making it's way through Florida's legislative system, that would effectively lay the groundwork for creating their own state-level CIA. We learn about so-called "pattern of life" data, we all get very scared, and I rant about a local restaurant experience.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2026/945/ByVersion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    121 - RIP Jim Carrey JK LOL

    I consult my notes, and blurt out some thoughts I had on what internet peoples are saying about the new Jim Carrey clone. We bounce around a bit all while orbiting this idea of 'why can't people question things?' and muse on who might benefit when public inquisitiveness is quashed. No article this week!Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  10. 95

    120 - Scurvy-Pilled

    Me and Harry jump right into it this week. First we share some new and interesting information about microchipping your pets. If this affects you and your fur-friends, don't worry as it is only coming about 2 years late. Then, for the majority of the episode we roast two NYT opinion piece MORONS who think our current industrialized food system is great! Apparently all it needs is the ol' college try! BOOOOOO!!!Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/opinion/food-industrial-local-organic.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    119 - FDA Approved AI Biotech Medical Malpractice

    No catchy title, since our article this week is a straight up horror show. Some crazy info in this ep as we discuss some of the fallout (spoiler: that means harm toward human life) of big AI money getting pumped into various biotech industries. Before we get to the article I go rant-mode-activated concerning my recent visit to an AMC movie theater.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.reuters.com/investigations/ai-enters-operating-room-reports-arise-botched-surgeries-misidentified-body-2026-02-09/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    117 - Horny History (aka The Hubris of Presentism)

    Me and Harry yuk it up so much we forgot to do the pod. No article this week but we had a pretty fun and interesting conversation including a minor 'editor's note', some thoughts on kink-shaming, some thoughts on horny renaissance paintings, the 'Dark Ages', "I" language, E-prime, and more! Hit up our patreon for bonus eps, and video content.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    116 - Unserious and Lacking Technical Merit

    Yoyoyo! This week we question what is actually powering Waymo's johnnycabs of the future, we check in with our favorite loser Palmer Luckey, and become extremely suspicious of some Drexel University study that is claiming to use AI to identify gentrification. Also, apparently the NE coast of the US is now Yakutsk 2.0.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://futurism.com/advanced-transport/waymos-controlled-workers-philippineshttps://defence-blog.com/china-state-media-target-anduril-founder-over-j-35-comments/?amphttps://phys.org/news/2026-02-philadelphia-communities-ai-machine-gentrification.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    114 - The AI of Travel

    We don't mention it during this ep, but me and Harry are pod-ing together irl! This was a first for us, so the audio isn't the best, but all in all I think it came out good. We make good on an intention I expressed a while back, and dive into the wretched, putrefied, toxic, world of vacation cruises. Turns out they are possibly even worse than we previously thought. Enjoy!Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.businessinsider.com/cruise-hater-first-vacation-experience-2026-1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    113 - Carbon Bootprint

    We dilly dally for a bit, David brings up another type of guy to hate on, and Harry serves us an article. thetelegraph.co.uk is trying to pull a fast one on us, so it seems, to dissuade people from feeling good about their own little backyard gardens.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/01/22/carbon-footprint-homegrown-food-allotment-increase/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    111 - Marching Band Music, Fridge Ads, and Heli-Ubers Pt.1

    We give a few thoughts on the recent news of our fooley-magoolying down in Venezuela, and then hit up a few different articles. Don't worry, you'll also get your weekly dose of some new horrifying microplastic news. Go get Part 2 over at our Patreon:Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://scitechdaily.com/microplastics-burrow-into-blood-vessels-and-fuel-heart-disease/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    110 - The Vestigial Finger of Empire

    Got an extra long episode for yous this week to ring in the new year with. You might be looking at the episode length, and thinking to yourself "2 HOURS AND 13 MINUTES?!!! WHAT IN THE JUMPIN JIMMINY GEE-WIZ GOO GOO GAA GAA — IM POSTING ON THE INTERNET IN 2026 SO I HAVE TO CENSOR MYSELF AND TALK LIKE A BABY — JILAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT COULD THEY BE TALKING ABOUT FOR SO DAMN LONG?!!!! We go over an incredible article that Christian whipped out detailing and discussing the anarcho-capitalist "start-up" city of "Próspera", and maaaaaaaaan it really never gets old ragging on these people and their harebrained ways of thinking. They truly are the dumbest losers of all time.https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/28/magazine/prospera-honduras-crypto.htmlPatreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    109 - Jacob Collier of the Military Industrial Complex

    Sorry for the late drop on this episode, blame xmas.Our most favoritest, hatedest, big, scary, technopolist, war-profiteer freak-a-zoid, Palmer Luckey, is back in the news AGAIN. Believe me when I say that I truly do hate talking about this guy, but until the general public gets hip to what this psycho is up to, I feel like we have a duty to continue covering him.https://www.businessinsider.com/palmer-luckey-america-worlds-gun-store-defense-tech-2025-12Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    108 - A Reminder of What's Real

    We talk about the recently posted, and quickly pulled, McDonald's AI-generated Christmas ad. I thought we would just rag on it and move onto other material, but it ended up sparking an interesting discussion about how even advertising now seems emblematic of our collective, societal, continual descent further and further into the pits of hell.https://nypost.com/2025/12/10/lifestyle/mcdondalds-pulls-ai-christmas-ad-after-viewer-backlash/Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    107 - WTF is an EXOMIND?

    We take a not-so-deep dive into BTL Industries, and explore a few of their really awesome and super safe looking bio-tech contraptions. Also some fun stories, reminiscing about Dr. Mario, and a broken basement pipe.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    106 - Our Disappointing and Grotesque High-tech Reality

    Tech that doesn't do what you want it to, now in two exciting new flavors! One part enshitification, one part techno-dystopia... what's not to like! Also, David doubles down on some previously expressed opinions on travel.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-finally-admits-almost-all-major-windows-11-core-features-are-broken/https://futurism.com/robots-and-machines/robot-vacuum-broadcasting Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    105 - The Poop Phone

    A bunch of silly business, some fan mail, and a couple little fun articles. Harry returns! He has risen!Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://nypost.com/2024/11/05/world-news/us-cant-confirm-north-korean-soldiers-in-russia-hooked-on-porn-after-getting-internet-access/https://www.sofi.com/article/economy-markets/entry-level-hiring-is-drying-up-how-grads-can-survive-it/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    103 - An Idiot-Savant for Low Tires

    We had a good time palling around for a while before buckling up and tearing into an interesting article. LLM's like ChatGPT and such are making people over-confident. Some skills are developed and refined from engaging with the technology, but they remain well overshadowed by how good people feel they have gotten, according to new research. Something of a "no duh" at first glance, an unconventionally agreeable article manages to spur some interesting discussion this week.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-digital-self/202511/the-ai-reality-distortion-field/amp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    101 - That's What We Get

    We revisit one of our favorite topics, enshitification (I'm assuming I don't have to self-censor because this word is in articles and stuff now). We read an article by a guy that we agree with but also kinda hate. Fun times. Oh yeah, and Harry died this week but he'll be back.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.vox.com/technology/465922/enshittification-cory-doctorow-amazon-google-facebook Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    [UNLOCKED PATREON] 078 - Dog Sex Holocaust

    To further commemorate us hitting episode 100 we are unlocking another Patreon episode for free here. This is one of my personal favorites, so you BETTER ENJOY IT. A lot of silly wacky goofy stuff at the top of the ep, and then we discus some straight up sci-fi horror movie crap. Description from the original Patreon post:Some super smart science people figured out how to create unimaginable existential horrors for a few unlucky syntho-brains, and potentially also for our collective human consciousness and karmic ledger... but that's just, like, our opinion. You be the judge.https://medicalxpress.com/news/2025-07-scientists-brain-organoid.htmlPatreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    100 - The Centi-sode Pt.2

    Don't you wish your grandma loved using ChatGPT??? Doesn't that sound AWESOME!?! Don't you want to be cool like OLD PEOPLE?! WHO USE LLMs ALL THE TIME?!!! We read maybe our most infuriating article on AI to date. Which, in true BABY PARTY fashion is a "great" way to commemorate us hitting 100 episodes. Speaking of... as a way to commemorate the occasion, and as a way to thank you (yeah, I'm talking to YOU), dear listener, we are releasing the Patreon episode free this week I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS DAMN EPISODE SO QUIT READING AND LISTEN TO THE DAMN THING! xoxoNo link this week because *BEEEEEEEEEP* the Wall Street Journal. We ain't giving them *BEEP* with our *BEEP* *BEEEEEP*s even if you *BEEP* the *BEEP* *BEEP* out of my *BEEEEEEEEEP*.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    099 - The Centi-sode Pt.1

    Don't you wish your grandma loved using ChatGPT??? Doesn't that sound AWESOME!?! Don't you want to be cool like OLD PEOPLE?! WHO USE LLMs ALL THE TIME?!!! We read maybe our most infuriating article on AI to date. Which, in true BABY PARTY fashion is a "great" way to commemorate us hitting 100 episodes. Speaking of... as a way to commemorate the occasion, and as a way to thank you (yeah, I'm talking to YOU), dear listener, we are releasing the Patreon episode free this week (will post alongside this ep in the main feed). Check it out, and enjoy! xoxoNo link this week because *BEEEEEEEEEP* the Wall Street Journal. We ain't giving them *BEEP* with our *BEEP* *BEEEEEP*s even if you *BEEP* the *BEEP* *BEEP* out of my *BEEEEEEEEEP*.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    097 - The Month of Idaho

    Is making fun of Cybertruck owners low-hanging fruit? Perhaps. But damn is it still fun as hell. That plus some cool and non-psychotic tips to help you make friends and endear yourself to others. Both articles this week are very silly, this was a fun ep to record.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://fortune.com/2025/10/17/magic-phrases-make-you-more-likable-vanessa-van-edwards-body-language-expert/https://www.wired.com/story/owning-a-cybertruck/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    095 - Another Curtis Yarvin Deep Dive Pt.1 [DEEP DIVE 007]

    Our favorite guy to clown on is back in the news, and apparently already redacted the stuff he said that made headlines... because that is what strong-willed men of principles and good moral constitution do. They also like to flee, and cry like babies even when they get their way. What a joker. Make sure to hit up the Patreon for part 2.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    093 - Traditional American Legal Document

    Harry walks us through some of the most insane internet drama imaginable, that involves workers rights, social media, the recent Trump memorandum about what can now be considered terrorism (spoiler: apparently anything), and a certain tween girl mall chain earring store that shall not be named. A truly American story that boggles the mind, and strains the heart.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    091 - Third Place

    Piss dreams, dead malls, and another pretend high-class pamper service coming to the petite bourgeoisie near you!Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://fortune.com/2024/08/03/bark-air-flight-experience-photos-video/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    089 - Are Those Live Rounds?

    David has a few THOUGHTS, we do some silly shorty articles, and have a great and awesome time.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.wired.com/story/cantor-fitzgerald-trump-tariff-refunds/https://www.politico.eu/article/albania-apppoints-worlds-first-virtual-minister-edi-rama-diella/https://www.tribuneindia.com/news/trending/trademark-tussle-starbucks-served-a-sip-of-defeat-by-pakistans-sattarbuksh/https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/personalfinance/the-american-dream-now-costs-5-million-heres-a-breakdown/ar-AA1MZHGHhttps://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/19/technology/san-francisco-robot-fight.htmlhttps://www.forbes.com/sites/johnkoetsier/2025/05/31/watch-the-worlds-first-humanoid-robot-kickboxing-match/?ss=ai Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    087 - Jeffrey Epstein Birthday Book

    Before it disappears from the news cycle entirely we wanted to give the recently released Jeffrey Epstein birthday book a proper treatment here on the pod. David took the major psychological L of combing over all 238 pages of the bday book, so you don't have to. This week's episode is a little more dry than usual, but we wanted to give our listeners a proper, straightforward presentation of what the hell is in this extremely weird book, since most of what is already out there is reaction-style youtube slop.Also, you're getting this a day early... just cuz.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.wired.com/story/cantor-fitzgerald-trump-tariff-refunds/Snippets from the book that we discuss during the episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    085 - Scam Country

    You think the tariffs are bad? Well, trust us, they are even worse than you imagined. We live in an As-Seen-On-TV, Cutco, MLM, scam ass country.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.wired.com/story/cantor-fitzgerald-trump-tariff-refunds/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    083 - John Lennon, the Gynecologist

    We take a freejazz type approach to pushing back on even more anti-New Jersey propaganda. Save the Herons, respect The Garden State.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2025/08/meadowlands-conservation/683933/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    081 - Friendliness

    David made a new friend at the barbershop. We read an article about how J.P. Morgan is gonna make a really cool big office building thingy that doesn't resemble a prison at all. Midnight snacks anyone???? We get mad and rant a lot. The powers that be want to turn you into into goo for profit.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.businessinsider.com/jpmorgan-jamie-dimon-new-headquarters-building-message-work-as-life-2025-8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    079 - A Brand New Thing to Worry About

    Expanding on last week's episode, we dive deeper into the myriad ways the current AI boom is already negatively impacting individuals, communities, and environments across the nation. Your mind isn't good enough, this AI wave is also coming for your energy, water, air, and land.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.cnet.com/tech/services-and-software/features/ai-data-centers-are-coming-for-your-land-water-and-power/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    077 - Proving Grounds

    What do you get when you mix big tech business development, corrupt politicians, and monopolized private interest essential utilities? No need to guess, as it will most likely be coming soon to a municipality near you! Christian gives us the low-down on the super cool, super awesome new way that average New Jerseyans are getting their heads squeezed.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.nj.com/news/2025/03/electric-bills-are-going-up-about-20-this-summer-heres-how-you-can-prepare.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    075 - Blackstone is Evil Pt.1 [DEEP DIVE 006]

    We figured now would be a great time to educate people on exactly what Blackstone is, and why it is deserving of your fear, hate, and disgust. This has nothing to do with anything in the news, in fact I don't know why I'm even typing this because I don't know what even could be in the news. We don't follow the news. What is 'the news'?Trust me, you WILL want to hear Pt.2.Join the Patreon! Don't make me beg! (I will)↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    073 - Data Minin' and Funeral Home Lyin'

    Christian walks us through discovering for himself just how pimped out his digital fingerprint (and most likely all of ours) is. We read about an extremely "fun" news story that maybe involves leaky brain goo.Join the Patreon! Don't make me beg! (I will)↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/25/brain-box-funeral-home-lawsuit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    071 - Cheeto Labubu Gig Economy Pt.1

    We go over an extremely weird and extremely sus article detailing your average CEO's wet dream for now much they can gig-ify your job and your life. But don't worry, AI will also be involved. This crap pissed us off too much and we ended up taking it in a few different directions, so we got another 2-parter for yous. Part 2 for Patreon members only.Join the Patreon! Don't make me beg! (I will)↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.forbes.com/sites/stevenwolfepereira/2025/07/03/ceos-said-youre-replaceable-prepare-for-the-white-collar-gig-economy/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    069 - Convenience Stores are Our 'Third Place'

    Kooky Christians yelling at clouds, musing on good ol' fashioned American anti-intellectualism, and "OPERATION EXCALIBUR". Which is apparently a real thing our DHS and military did and not just some stupid joke we made. We take our sweet time this week, so the tail end of us covering the article is picked up in this week's Patreon episode.Join the Patreon! Don't make me beg! (I will)↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-operation-excalibur-in Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    067 - God Bless Philly DC33 Pt.1

    Just a heads up, we actually get to this week's article in Pt.2. We took some time discussing the DC33 union strike in Philadelphia. We also chatted about the George A. Romero "Dead" movies, how NJ is beautiful... and then pre-gamed the article we had planned. Part 2 is a banger so don't miss it. Join the Patreon.Bonus episode each week, plus video content over at our Patreonwww.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/30/us/politics/democrats-project-2029.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    065 - The Goonmazing Splooderman

    Ever consider the fact that burnout is a you problem? Working a job is awesome! Sorry you are just such a weak little worm that even something as awesome as compulsory wage labor is too much to handle sometimes. Also, as far as compensation goes, pizza definitely goes harder than actual money.Bonus episode each week, plus video content over at our Patreonwww.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.sciencealert.com/burnout-might-not-actually-be-a-work-problem-after-all-study-showshttps://www.inc.com/betsy-mikel/pizza-trumps-cash-bonuses-to-boost-productivity-legitimate-study-finds.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    063 - Self-Preservation is Critical

    White birch beer good, holiday foods bad. Very scary Anthropic study confirms what we've collectively (like... as a species) known and felt about the dangers of autonomous or semi-autonomous computers and robots since, roughly, the 1920s. Also, unfortunately we get a quick update on our favorite guy, Palmer Luckey.Bonus episode each week, plus video content over at our Patreonwww.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://venturebeat.com/ai/anthropic-study-leading-ai-models-show-up-to-96-blackmail-rate-against-executives/https://nypost.com/2025/06/13/business/andurils-palmer-luckey-plots-erebor-digital-bank-startup-sources/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    061 - Global Village Coffeehouse

    Yoyoyo we have a Patreon! Bonus episodes and videopod for members only. Become a part of the BP family or I will walk into traffic. We love you.We discuss our love of the so-called 'global village coffeehouse' aesthetic, it's relation to the corporate design of today, and the nature of nostalgia. We then get extremely pissed off at more scary technopolist news.https://cari.institute/aesthetics/global-village-coffeehousehttps://www.theregister.com/2025/06/13/us_army_techies/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    059 - American Babies Abroad

    Yoyoyo we have a Patreon! Bonus episodes and videopod for members only. Become a part of the BP family or I will walk into traffic. We love you.Baby brained American tourists want to travel to any country of their choosing and decide how people who live there interact with them. Trump bad but this may be somehow even more embarrassing. 'A target': Why more Americans are hiding their nationality abroad Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    057 - Fantasy World

    Yoyoyo we have a Patreon! Bonus episodes and videopod for members only. Become a part of the BP family or I will walk into traffic. We love you.We discuss the writer Rutger Bregman and his baby brained self help ideology. Millions of copies sold of various pop-psy trashola books that apparently cannot understand why in this world people work for big business instead of ending world hunger.https://www.businessinsider.com/consulting-finance-waste-talent-graduates-rutger-bregman-moral-ambition-book-2025-5 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    055 - Palmer Luckey

    Yoyoyo we have a Patreon! Bonus episodes and videopod for members only. Become a part of the BP family or I will walk into traffic. We love you.Palmer Luckey is a dweeb that should have been bullied more as a kid, and should be bullied more now. He is also extremely scary and more people should be paying closer attention to him and his AI warfare weaponry company, Anduril.*Harry's stolen internet was acting up and we lost him and his audio/video feed partway through the episode. There are two or three short awkward silences in the ep but nothing major.https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/palmer-luckey-future-warfare-anduril-60-minutes/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    054 - It's Kinda Like Facetious

    An update on the worlds biggest dumb idiot, Curtis Yarvin. Also, apparently we don't have to wait for the tariffs to take effect to start getting raked over the coals.https://washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/05/08/curtis-yarvin-doge-musk-thiel/https://jacobin.com/2025/04/price-gouging-trump-tariffs-ftc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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