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Backyard Banta Podcast
by Monique, Emma & Casey
3 gals from Perth in our very own backyard shed talking about absolutely everything and anything. Each week will bring you the sass, lols and all the stuff we hate talking about, as well as life's taboo topics. Come, sit and chill with us. Love Casey, Emma and Monique xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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the end.
It's an end of an era.... We have made the tough decision to make this the last episode of Backyard Banta...... We appreciate every single listener/viewer and we didn't even imagine we would get this far. We have no regrets, this podcast has been one of the funnest experience's for us and for...
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We're starting an OF, psychopathic DM's, What is wrong with America?
On this weeks episode Casey learnt the hard way how a car battery can go flat, discussing how some jobs just aren't for us, figuring out ways to earn some extra cash on the side, some psychopathic DM's and the tragedy that happened in America. Subscribe for weekly episodes and chit chat. //WHERE…
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Skin Care Routine's, Scott Disick is cancelled & some strange questions on our Anon form
On this weeks episode we talk our Skin care routines, we have had enough of the 'The Lord' him self SCOTT DISICK IS CANCELLED BYE, Anna Paul has our vote for Prime Minister, Milky Lane Reviews and some strange sexual deviant wrote in some odd questions to us...... Subscribe for weekly episodes…
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Our Project X Parties, being fish hooked and Emma is back!!!!
This week we have our bisssh back Emma!!! Casey opens up a can of worms and brings up our project x party days and we get into a hole of old stories and photos, Mon has an interesting fact something about being fish hooked....? Subscribe for weekly episodes and chit chat. //WHERE TO FIND US//...
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Q&A - Our biggest ick? How to leave your cheating partner? + more
This weeeks episode we answer questions from our instagram Q&A from you guys! What are our biggest icks, How to leave your cheating partner, our goals in life + more. Also a little more Europe talk and what we are doing about our periods in Europe.... Subscribe for weekly episodes and chit chat....
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We're going to Europe, Getting H*gh in Amsterdam and the DD unspoken rules
This weeks episode were down 1 but the show goes on. We discuss Mons new endeavour, leaving your phone on loud when you're the DD and WERE GOING TO EUROPE!! and all our new anxiety's to travel and the rules/forms needed and the things we will get up to in Amsterdam... PUFF PUFF bby. Subscribe for...
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Be there for your single friends, faking O's and we scissored
This weeks episode was a wild/ truthful one. We touch on our Line up predictions for listen out, 'The Cleveland Abduction' movie, Is it okay to fake an O?? Yes and we explain why.... A reminder to not forget about your single friends they need some loving too +more. Subscribe for weekly episodes...
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2 minute noodle drama, Chit Chat & How not to break your mans Banjo
This weeks episode is a big ol Chit Chat!!! How Emma cooks her 2 minute noodles or her Noodle soup as we call it. Lots of other topics are discussed and we answer a question from our google form - tips on how to handle an Aussie guys PP. Subscribe for weekly episodes and chit chat. //WHERE TO…
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4 Astrology girls, 1 couch
If Astrology is your Ick, we warn you now this could be your 13th reason why...... For those who love it we have our very insightful bestie Olivia back on the poddy this was a long overdue episode! She knows so much and she gets into all of our BIG 3. Website's Olivia used 🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽 2022...
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Are dressed up enough for you? - Flex Factory Conversation Started Cards
On this weeks episode we use Flex Factory's conversation started cards, a shortcut to much a better conversation! So much to get through in this weeks episode, What is the purpose of life, Which one of us is a true ride or die, what is love, Apocalypse's the list is endless! Get your hands on…
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Do we have shopping addictions? Emma's first Pap-smear and the WORST relationship coach
On this weeks episode Emma books her first pap-smear, we talk about does the average girl buy too many clothes? Does this mean we're materialistic? We make a vow to NEVER talk about ....... We show you one of the worst relationship coaches we found on TikTok and the brain choker for the week Is...
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*TW* Emma's Story
*Trigger Warning S*xual/Harassment* This weeks episode Emma opens up about a recent incident at her work, we discuss Consent finally being taught in schools and to finish the episode off we did a few of your Would You Rather Questions. We advise if the above topic is a trigger for you please do…
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How to be dominant in the bedroom, Tampon shortages and ED story time
We're back and we we have story time for you this week! Someone ends up in hospital, someone passes out in ED and a potential robbery orgy. Other than the story times we discuss hospitals not having feminine hygiene products, tampon shortages nationwide, how to be dominant in the bedroom and the...
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Vday special, tripping balls & Girls Defined need help
We are HUNGOVER asf this week BUT it Emma's Birthday 🥳 So of course we discuss the antics we got up to the Saturday night and we don't hold anything back! Casey was tripping balls, someones pants were coming off and Emma and Monique may have lost Casey.... As Vday is coming up we get into the...
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We got Drunk 3.0 - Let's Get Rinsed Drinking Card Game
*Warning Audio issues* We got drunk.... AGAIN. This episode we use the Let's Get Rinsed Drinking Cards we won in a giveaway and boy did they not disappoint. There's some lap dancing involved, Favourite Kinks, Whose ass is better, Ugliest Drivers Licence, Who got into a fight Plus so much more....
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Bikini VS Lingerie, How to be confident when you want to bang, WTF are eyebrows - FT Olivia Darcy
We have a surprise guest on this week... Miss Olivia Darcy 👏 On this weeks episode Emma has a fun fact for the week Boys and Girls Buttholes are in differently places.... we also discuss what are the purpose of eyebrows and how weird body hair is, we won a giveaway and they gave us a discount…
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'Don't be a Dropkick', Girl VS Boy Fashion and the Unvaxed turning into the purge
IT'S 2022 BABY AND WE ARE BACK! We kick this year off with a good ol chit chat. We haven't caught up in a while so we discuss everything that went down over this Christmas break for us such as our 2022 goals, our NYE, C0vid, Girl VS Boy fashion, Emma's joins the C*m Club, the unvaccinated turning...
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Inside the life of an AFL player - Jake Pasini
For our last episode of year we had to make it a big one! We have Port Adelaide's very own Perth boy JAKE PASINI 👏👏👏 Jake is Emma's legit cousin so of course as he has the month home for Christmas we had to have him on! We get into the drafting process and his own experience, tips for people...
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The technicalities of cheating, The benefits of fasting and The tell all about that one weekend
After our well needed break we are BACK BABY! This week we touch on our recent personal experiences with some of our struggles. Allergic reactions to tampons/pads, constant UTI's, Fasting and skin care journeys. For this weeks HAGO we had someone write in and ask if he should tell his mate that…
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Don't Cancel us
DON'T CANCEL US! This week we talk the top most common controversial topics and give our take on them. Do we believe in the death penalty? Are we for or against Artificial Intelligence? Do men deserve paid parental leave? Do we think Religion is the cause of war? + more Subscribe for weekly...
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The opposite of the Ick, When he's leading you on and do you miss them or just the attention?
Another week another episode! Though this one may look different as we are down 1 we are still going 💪 We dive into what gives us the opposite of an "Ick" the R-Ick (reverse Ick) as we called it.... if you have a better name please tell us haha We also answer some more questions like "How to…
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Should you give a cheater a second a chance? Shady friends hitting on ur partner & Spicy novels
This week is all about you guys!! We answer the questions written in to us and give the best advice we can from our own experiences. We want to preface that if you are really struggling with anything please contact a professional we can only speak from our own experiences and what helped with us....
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Spooky Special, Emma was possessed by a demon & how to treat body acne
SPOOKY SPECIAL We apologise for the audio... with the pumpkin carving on the table we didn't realise how much the mic would pick up every little movement BUT we hope you enjoy anyways. Emma talks about her time she was possessed by a demon from a Ouija board gone wrong and other of our own…
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Pelvic Floor Strengthening, Correct way to poo and all things Postpartum - FT Teneka Lazzaro
PLEASE WELCOME TENEKA LAZZARO! Thanks to this goddess, this will be our most educational episode yet. We discuss all things women's health from Postpartum, stress incontinence, correct way to poo, ab separation and BOTH male and female pelvic floor strengthening tips. She honestly had us all in…
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Tinder Profiles, Our Sexual Fears and NO sex before Marriage
This week we use our Got You Girl Conversation Starter cards where we discuss everything from periods, boobs, our careers, sex and social media. We also had two LOVELY girls send us their tinder profile for us to give some advice/tips on. For our Help A Girl Out segment we had someone write in…
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Adapting to change, How to create a positive mindset and Getting over a break-up
This week we get into mons shitty week and discuss ways we have all adapted to changes in our lives, adapted to covid and how we create a positive mind set for ourselves when were struggling internally. Then for our help a girl out someone asked "how to get over a break-up" so we give you our own...
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We got drunk - Truth or Drink
A long weekend calls for a drunk episode!! We played truth or drink, question asked in by our beautiful viewers/listener. We expose ourselves and others..... Need we say more!? Subscribe for weekly episodes and chit chat. //WHERE TO FIND US// Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1guocLw...…
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We hooked up with each other, loosing our 'Virginities’ and how we pee
BABY WERE BACK! After our week off due to some of us being sick, celebrating love and all around being busy - we are back with lots to discuss. We got gifted these Taboo conversation starter cards by @GOTYOUGIRLS which we are IN LOVE with! We dive into tough topics about struggling with money, If...
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The horrors of modern dating, ghosting, Judging your tinder profiles and gods creation Bailey Smith
We almost died.... i kid you not there was the biggest bug you have ever seen and it almost ate us. ANYWAYS this week we discuss the horrors of modern dating and how your work friend Susan needs to lighten up about online dating this isn't the 1950s. We talk all things ghosting and how much it...
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Sex at the Dinner Table, 2021 Top Party Themes, Moving out of home & BYB takes the AFL GF
This weeks episode is a sit back and relax kinda vibes! We get our listeners to send in lines that you can say both at the dinner table and during sex 😂 and since Summer is coming and this year has had a lot theme parties we discuss the Top Tier Theme's to have for 2021. We talk AFL BUT none of…
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Love Languages, Emma's Whipped & Self-Care
This week the gang is back together!! and we discuss our love languages and try to dissect what they mean and how they connect to our childhood. We go off on a lot of tangents FYI. We also talk about how having "free time" doesn't necessarily mean you are "free" to do something, everyone needs…
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Someone Broke into the house, Inappropriate questions & how to get your partners friends to like you
We are 1 Gal short this week BUT the show must go on!! We bring you this week the most inappropriate questions people ask - Are you pregnant? When are you having kids? How much money do you make? How many people have you slept with? And the list goes on. Also how and when should you call out...
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Picking the right dating app pictures, Our fav Aussie snacks and someone got engaged?!?!
This week we give you the RIGHT pics to add to your dating app profile. Men please DO NOT add any pictures with your fish we beg you!!!! Taking a trip down memory lane with our favourite aussie snacks growing up. Monique plans her birthday live on the show and we discuss how to introduce yourself...
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The sex-ed class we should have had
This week we are giving you the sex education class you should have got in school!! There is so much they don't teach and so much they're not allowed to say but in this episode NOTHING is off topic!!! Also give advice to a listener struggling with one of the biggest decisions of her life and to…
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Toxic Positivity, Fanny Flutters and the difference between flirting and having a flirty personality
On this week's episode we explain toxic positivity and our own personal experiences with it and give you tips on how to correct yourself. We give help to our listeners about being asexual and how to know if your sexually attracted someone, advice on dealing with conflicting friendships groups at...
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Keeping the bedroom interesting, STI's, UTI's, Thrush and did school really teach us anything?
This week we discuss adulthood and all the things they should've taught us in school instead of wasting our time on algebra...... We got tips for you on how to deal with STI's, UTI's and Thrush. Also NORMALISE getting STI checks before sleeping with someone!!!! For our help a girl out segment we...
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Therapy in Session
Sit back, relax and get comfy because this week we got things to say!! This EP will be like a therapy session, we answer a lot of our help a girl out segment questions talking all things from How to distance yourself in a friendship, Thinking your cousin is hot, wanting your toxic Ex back and how...
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Tattoos, Piercing & Landing Strips
WE ARE BACK TOGETHER!!! GOTCHYA haha On this weeks episode we discuss whose getting the next tattoo and piercings!! Can you guess where?!?! Apologies again the rain came in and RUDLEY interrupted us.We give tips on how to meet friends outside of work and school and is the bush coming back?...
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Booty calls with a broken limb, #FREEBRITNEY & Can you split up your school afters?
Apologies in advance for this episode the rain aboslutely F**cked us BUT on the bright side if you enjoy listening to rain hitting the roof then this will be the most therapeutic episode yet!!!! Besides the rain we get real emotional about the MISS BRITNEY SPEARS #FREEBRITNEY. Can you only invite...
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Digital Detoxing, Thanks for the hate comments & The "Drunken Attack"
On this weeks Ep we are refreshing our souls and reconnecting with the real world by doing a digital detox!!! Also we get into how easy it was to upset certain people from the male population on our recent tik tok and tips on how to handle the "drunken attack" the next morning after a big night...
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How i got a hickey, Mens Mental Health & The basics of personal grooming
This week we took it back to basics and discuss the simple things you can do for your personal grooming. We discover the history of how dildos came about thanks to Rosie Rees. For mens mental health week we had a listener write in asking for tips on how to handle anxiety and depression. We also...
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She gave a lap dance on a balcony & Weird food combos
This week got a bit steamy!!!! One of us had a VERY active weekend while the rest of us were boring old nannas. We had people write in and give us weird food combos to try some were 10/10 and some were REVOLTING. Help a girl out segment someone asked how to approach your friends if they think…
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Shower s*x is overrated, toxic friends and how to get out of your head during head
This week we got into a listeners crazy story took a wild turn, benefits of sleeping naked, showering together & shower sex, doing the deed with clothes on and getting out of your head while giving head. Subscribe for weekly episodes and chit chat. //WHERE TO FIND US// Spotify:...
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You CANNOT be friends with an ex, tips to be more confident and Gym Etiquette
This week we have had enough of the Karen's and the Chad's in the gym and discuss gym etiquette!! We answer all the Q's written in for "Help a girl out" How to get through a break up with your first love, How to approach finding something shady on your partners phone and tips on being more...
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S*x Toys, Nudes, Lingerie & Hooking up with Step Siblings
And were back to 3!!!! This week we are the shed and talking all things S*x toys, nudes and lingerie. We give you tips on what s*x toys to buy, how to take a nude, when the appropriate time to send one, where to purchase nice lingerie and the awkwardness on walking out in lingerie. Also we share...
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And now there were 2 - Paranormal Experiences & Sexomnia
We may be down 1 but the show must go on! This week we talk about our personal encounters with ghosts, sleep paralysis and sexomnia is a thing! Who know's how many times we have to keep saying this but we will say it again louder for the people in the back....NO MEANS NO!!! Subscribe for weekly...
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Controversial Conspiracy Theories
Was 9/11 an insider job?? The creepy history behind Denver Airport and DID THE ALIENS BUILD THE PYRAMIDS!!!! Are the 3 Conspiracy theories we discuss this week amongst our new segment "Help a girl out" and is Religion really just one big con? Subscribe for weekly episodes and chit chat. //WHERE…
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Relationship dealbreakers & Foreskins
This week we are going to ruin some relationships but also make some peoples lives better... NO in-between!!! We discuss the deal breakers in a relationships and if your current situation is ticking any of the top 10... RUN SIS!!! And our new segment "Help a girl out" got a bit deep and personal....
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Drunk Q&A - FT Shakira
This week we got drunk, answered questions from our listeners with special guest SHAKIRA!! What's the kinkiest thing we've done? Should pedophiles be apart of the LGBTQI+ community? What do we regret the most? What's the most embarrassing thing we've been caught doing? PLUS MORE. Oh and SHOTS…
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"Influencers aren't here to parent your child"
This week we started our new weekly segment and hear some of our listeners crazy night out stories!! We also talk about our own health and fitness journeys, how we ended up where we are today and the whole "Khloe Kardashian" Debacle and whose really at fault. Emma reveals who "my friend" is...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
3 gals from Perth in our very own backyard shed talking about absolutely everything and anything. Each week will bring you the sass, lols and all the stuff we hate talking about, as well as life's taboo topics.
Come, sit and chill with us.
Love Casey, Emma and Monique xx
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Monique, Emma & Casey
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