PODCAST · comedy
Bad Counsel
by Balker Talker Media
The most Outrageous advice podcast you've ever heard.
Episodes
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Dildo Urn
Sound Bites "Humor helps us cope with dark topics." "Corellian vibe, what the fuck is Corellian?" "It's all performance, right?"
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Hot Dogs? Or Tacos?
Sound Bites "Humor helps us talk about what we’re afraid to say." "Consent is the foundation of any good relationship." "Role-playing can really improve your social skills."
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Wet Deck at the Villages
Sound Bites "It's fantastic to be defibrillator free." "Less than a five on crazy, not worth the risk." "This is what retirement is gonna feel like."
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Boofing Man
Sound Bites "Your Tim voice, yeah." "You monster" "We don't do bullshit like that."
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The Boofing Man
Sound Bites "Your Tim voice, yeah." "You monster" "We don't do bullshit like that."
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He's a Naughty Boy
Sound Bites "My buddy has kidney stones, and it was so bad." "He has a string hanging out of his dick." "Humor helps navigate difficult conversations"
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Gregg Isn't Your Tattoo Chaperone!
Do yourself a favor and listen to Gregg's story near the end of the podcast!
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No, That's a GREAT Night
Sound Bites "Our projected bill is only $62 now." "It's just better design, that's all." "AI is starting to do amazing things."
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Greggless
While Gregg relives the glory of his teenage years, the crew gets to work and covers a wide range of topics, including one of the most obvious and bizarre medical devices coming out of China
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Finger Lickin' Good!
Sound Bites "Fifty five bucks, Jesus." "Vocal fry is really annoying" "Most girls are annoying in many ways"
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I Can Love Keanu Again
Sound Bites "The longer you date, the more the roles shift." "I think it's impressive and I..." "These are subtle anyway. I'm sorry."
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Let's Go Topless!
Sound Bites "You're not dead." "Yeah, right." "What is an anal fissure?"
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Goonie Gang
Sound Bites: "First time ever I've seen Bert embarrassed. Never." "The Odyssey. Yeah, it was the Odyssey." "Penelope, yeah."
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Turn Your Love Around
sound bites "Three weeks is pretty quick" "Shotgun approach to comedy" "Turn your love around"
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Fat French General
Burt: "For two weeks in Ireland, it was perfect weather that never happens. And I was stuck indoors the whole time, except for one Saturday in Dublin." Katy: "We carried our computers, microphones, everything to California and didn't even use them." Gregg: "Coming back from vacation sucks. All…
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Poseidon's Kiss
Sound Bites "Greg told me I looked good today." "To lose a decade, that's crazy." "That's the worst place to poop."
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Worst Places To Poop
Notable Quotes: "Can you manage your shit without alcohol?" "Trust issues with non-drinkers — social signals are strong." "The worst place to poop is a traffic jam, no contest."
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Taint Adjacent
Sound Bites "There you go." "Blood sees blood." "You have that."
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Skidmark Attack
Sound Bites "Ha ha ha ha ha." "That's awesome." "Ha ha ha ha!"
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Paper A-hole
Sound Bites "I think it's fun." "Hehehehehe." "Which floor?"
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Spiders Everywhere!
Blah blah blah
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Pearl Necklace
Sound Bites "That's awful." "That's fucking awesome." "Eating people bad."
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The Pee Challenge
Sound Bites "I want evidence." "Getting old sucks." "Yeah, it's a lot."
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Spicy Hot Sauce
Sound Bites "No, sexually, no." "That's a good idea." "Go Seahawks!"
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IYKYK
We are weird sometimes
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Sponge Bath
Sound Bites "Let her have some fun." "'The answer is always yes.'" "'This sucks, this is not fun.'"
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Boobs, Balls, and Bungers
Sound Bites "That's disturbing." "It's college fun." "Power to the people!"
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How To Say No
Sound Bites "You drive a minivan." "There's a Plan B." "I am a jealous person."
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Burt's Frame Job
Framing the picture is such a critical part of the overall impact of the shot on the audience!
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Toughen Your Taint
Sound Bites "I might do that." "It's called mukbang." "Katie can do anything."
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The Triple Dip Solution
Sound Bites "I leaned on the body! The dead Body!" "Sounds like Mamma Mia." "Hopefully not, right?"
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This Jawn is Great
Sound Bites "You can't be picky." "I would never see that." "I love it. Oh yeah."
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Match Your A'Hole Energy
Sound Bites "I still don't believe it either." "I'm wicked good at watching." "That's so fucking gross."
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The Sex Tape Mystery
Sound Bites. "I just was shocked." "That's a little creepy." "I couldn't care less."
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Heading to Watertown!
Sound Bites "That's cool, man." "You want that?" "Life's a mystery."
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But She Poops Herself
Sound Bites: "You guys will do it." "You had one job." "You get a gold star!"
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I Ain't No Phony
Sound Bites "I ain't no phony." "We're all fucking phonies." "I work in feces."
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Clean and Kissable
EPISODE 200! Sound Bites "Itching makes you crazy." "That's a bummer." "Alcoholics are scary, man."
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Pumpkin Scented Perversion
In honor of our dear friend Dephree, the team at Bad Counsel are re-releasing our episode where we interviewed him back in 2020. We love you Dephree. We will forever miss you, your sense of humor, your heart, and your music.
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See Skip Rob a Bank
Sound Bites "He was so pissed." "You should do it, do it!" "I will do it!"
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Put A Ring On It
Sound Bites Soundbites "I had to fire him." "I love it." "I hope he dies."
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Nothing Really Matters
In this episode, we explore the profound emotional connections that music can create across different cultures and experiences. Join us as we delve into stories of how music transcends language barriers, evokes deep emotions, and brings people together in unexpected ways. From the universal…
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Make Me Fatter!
Sound Bites "I was a good." "He's an innovator." "You're a fool."
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Katy and the Low T's
Sound Bites "That's hilarious." "Challenge accepted." "You're a smart guy."
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Cock Blocking Mission
Sound Bites "They're both pretty bad." "Is it karma?" "How is that possible?" "That's crazy." "Did you cry?" "That's cute." "Don't be the straggler." "That's awesome." "That's deep, man." "That's a lot of work." "Nice ass." "Neil was kind of a dick" "I was moved" "You make her laugh." "Leave your...
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You're In The Cuck Chair!
Sound Bites "I was gutted like a fish." "I could have slept." "She gets a little biting." "The food was phenomenal." "The driving is insane." "Everything must go." "You're in the cuck chair." "I blacked out." "It's cheating." "That was my Vietnam." "Childbirth is pretty rough." "I couldn't…
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The V Zapper!
Sound Bites "I had this heart issue." "AI is fucking crazy, man." "I did this to me." "I want to keep a muscle." "The soundtrack is great." "He was a gentle giant." "It's the curse of Joe." "You're what?" "This is the flagship." "Could I fuck his wife?" "I hate fucking crowds." "Why did they pick...
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The Photo-bomb Hero
Sound Bites "We should interview him again." "Bad Counsel the movie." "This is just like Office Space." "I miss those rambling texts." "It's funny you'd say that." "We have staying power, right?" "I find that very strange." "He's complicit in child rape." "I empathized with Captain Hook." "I…
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Greatest Hits! Who Gets Eaten First?
Another Greatest Hit From Season 9
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"C" You Next Tuesday
Sound Bites "I am so high." "It raises you." "I don't know, man." "Good for them." "I love that movie." "I still love it." "That's so nasty." "That's a good point." "It's a matriarchy." "I hope." "Why do you hate me?" "I might do it again." "Get a prenup!" "Don't ever apologize!" "Ooh, that's...
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How many episodes does Bad Counsel have?
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The most Outrageous advice podcast you've ever heard.
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Bad Counsel is created and hosted by Balker Talker Media.
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