Bad Counsel

Sound Bites"Fifty five bucks, Jesus.""Vocal fry is really annoying""Most girls are annoying in many ways"

Sound Bites"The longer you date, the more the roles shift.""I think it's impressive and I...""These are subtle anyway. I'm sorry."

Sound Bites"You're not dead.""Yeah, right.""What is an anal fissure?"

Sound Bites:"First time ever I've seen Bert embarrassed. Never.""The Odyssey. Yeah, it was the Odyssey.""Penelope, yeah."

sound bites"Three weeks is pretty quick""Shotgun approach to comedy""Turn your love around"

Burt: "For two weeks in Ireland, it was perfect weather that never happens. And I was stuck indoors the whole time, except for one Saturday in Dublin."Katy: "We carried our computers, microphones, everything to California and didn't even use them."Gregg: "Coming back from vacation sucks. All the relaxation gets sucked right out of you when you have to go back to work."Tim: "I was trying to prove that I didn't want to spend the money. But Greg has a pass with Tammy. He can get away with shit that no one else can."Goose: "I remember playing ice hockey in a t-shirt. Well, you're skating around, working up a sweat. But yeah, that's when you're young."

Sound Bites"Greg told me I looked good today.""To lose a decade, that's crazy.""That's the worst place to poop."

Notable Quotes:"Can you manage your shit without alcohol?""Trust issues with non-drinkers — social signals are strong.""The worst place to poop is a traffic jam, no contest."

Sound Bites"There you go.""Blood sees blood.""You have that."

Sound Bites"Ha ha ha ha ha.""That's awesome.""Ha ha ha ha!"

Sound Bites"I think it's fun.""Hehehehehe.""Which floor?"

Blah blah blah

Sound Bites"That's awful.""That's fucking awesome.""Eating people bad."

Sound Bites"I want evidence.""Getting old sucks.""Yeah, it's a lot."

Sound Bites"No, sexually, no.""That's a good idea.""Go Seahawks!"

We are weird sometimes

Sound Bites"Let her have some fun.""'The answer is always yes.'""'This sucks, this is not fun.'"

Sound Bites"That's disturbing.""It's college fun.""Power to the people!"

Sound Bites"You drive a minivan.""There's a Plan B.""I am a jealous person."

Framing the picture is such a critical part of the overall impact of the shot on the audience!

Sound Bites"I might do that.""It's called mukbang.""Katie can do anything."

Sound Bites"I leaned on the body! The dead Body!""Sounds like Mamma Mia.""Hopefully not, right?"

Sound Bites"You can't be picky.""I would never see that.""I love it. Oh yeah."

Sound Bites"I still don't believe it either.""I'm wicked good at watching.""That's so fucking gross."

Sound Bites. "I just was shocked.""That's a little creepy.""I couldn't care less."

Sound Bites"That's cool, man.""You want that?""Life's a mystery."

Sound Bites:"You guys will do it.""You had one job.""You get a gold star!"

Sound Bites"I ain't no phony.""We're all fucking phonies.""I work in feces."

EPISODE 200! Sound Bites"Itching makes you crazy.""That's a bummer.""Alcoholics are scary, man."

In honor of our dear friend Dephree, the team at Bad Counsel are re-releasing our episode where we interviewed him back in 2020. We love you Dephree. We will forever miss you, your sense of humor, your heart, and your music.

Sound Bites"He was so pissed.""You should do it, do it!""I will do it!"

Sound BitesSoundbites"I had to fire him.""I love it.""I hope he dies."

In this episode, we explore the profound emotional connections that music can create across different cultures and experiences. Join us as we delve into stories of how music transcends language barriers, evokes deep emotions, and brings people together in unexpected ways. From the universal appeal of iconic songs to personal anecdotes of musical moments that moved us to tears, this episode celebrates the power of music to touch our hearts and connect us all.

Sound Bites"I was a good.""He's an innovator.""You're a fool."

Sound Bites"That's hilarious.""Challenge accepted.""You're a smart guy."

Sound Bites"They're both pretty bad.""Is it karma?""How is that possible?""That's crazy.""Did you cry?""That's cute.""Don't be the straggler.""That's awesome.""That's deep, man.""That's a lot of work.""Nice ass.""Neil was kind of a dick""I was moved""You make her laugh.""Leave your mother alone.""Mind your own business.""You can't marry her, no.""You could explore it."

Sound Bites"I was gutted like a fish.""I could have slept.""She gets a little biting.""The food was phenomenal.""The driving is insane.""Everything must go.""You're in the cuck chair.""I blacked out.""It's cheating.""That was my Vietnam.""Childbirth is pretty rough.""I couldn't believe it.""That's a fucked up dude.""That's no longer your dildo.""It's a rite of passage.""This kid wants to be caught.""You can do what you want.""I can't stop like a lab rat."

Sound Bites"I had this heart issue.""AI is fucking crazy, man.""I did this to me.""I want to keep a muscle.""The soundtrack is great.""He was a gentle giant.""It's the curse of Joe.""You're what?""This is the flagship.""Could I fuck his wife?""I hate fucking crowds.""Why did they pick you?""I'd be hurt.""You gotta be careful.""I'm that guy now.""Happy birthday, Katie.""What a week indeed.""Good night everybody."

Sound Bites"We should interview him again.""Bad Counsel the movie.""This is just like Office Space.""I miss those rambling texts.""It's funny you'd say that.""We have staying power, right?""I find that very strange.""He's complicit in child rape.""I empathized with Captain Hook.""I danced with Captain Hook!""It was so romantic. It was.""Oral sex tells all.""I think I could forgive Gary.""You gotta do the right thing.""It's evil.""Girls are the best.""What a fun hobby!""You should be grateful."

Another Greatest Hit From Season 9

Sound Bites"I am so high.""It raises you.""I don't know, man.""Good for them.""I love that movie.""I still love it.""That's so nasty.""That's a good point.""It's a matriarchy.""I hope.""Why do you hate me?""I might do it again.""Get a prenup!""Don't ever apologize!""Ooh, that's mean.""I'm going with Putin.""I hope not."

Sound Bites"That's awesome.""That's a crime.""That's so dirty.""It's been normalized.""I'm excited.""You used to sing more.""That's a song reference.""Hip tattoos are cool.""That's pretty cool.""We'll find out.""I was high all day.""It's about logic.""I think it's reasonable.""You need to report him.""Hahaha!""That's plausible though.""I survived chlamydia."

From January 2023

Sound Bites"I have a hero complex.""Did you?""That's awesome.""I love being passive aggressive.""I guess that's what God wanted.""People are terrible.""Maybe it's what God wants.""Surrender practice.""My chances just went way down.""I don't know my own wife's Dilf.""I picked Gillian Anderson.""I like Shania Twain.""You'd be the perfect male.""I think I'm out of space.""Manipulation 101."

Sound Bites"You need to get to work.""That's awesome.""That's a good idea.""I can't shit on a plane.""That's ballsy dude.""Be kind to yourself.""I like the sequel.""He turned into Shrek.""I give it a four.""It's Florida's taint.""I couldn't stop laughing.""Monkeys can't do this.""I would love that.""I cry more after sex.""That'd be okay, yes.""I should fucking stop it.""Eat a pussy."

"He was youthful again.""He's a complex little fellow.""It's just that curated image.""I'm the office curmudgeon.""I think about it so much.""What the fuck is Jack saying?""Are you German?""What a douchey comment.""That's a point of pride.""I hope so.""Cut the cord, mom.""It's an aphrodisiac.""Well, you go along. Yeah.""Just a confidence.""Not all Nazis are bad.""Your ears are burning, yeah.""It's wave particle duality.""Time is relative.""There's levels to this show.""It's all Joe's fault."

Sound Bites"It's a good winter drink.""He has to buy big hats.""It was very misogynistic.""I thought it was kind of funny.""It was so over the top.""Being a dad, a girl dad's great.""Women are way more complicated.""I would like to try that.""Drugs. They're fun.""I broke up with people for less.""You're attractive. Nobody cares.""You're hot. It doesn't matter.""Just call her dude.""It's all about proportion.""Women are more selective.""Barry Dingle, that's pretty bad.""See you, everybody."

Sound Bites"Quit breathing.""That would be great.""I felt like I broke.""What? That's great.""We got our first paid ad!""What a prude!""Doing this with love.""I know nothing!""I just lost it.""It's a good story.""I think he's my dog now.""Happy Valentine's Day.""You feel bad for them.""That sounds great.""I did my part.""That's a little weird.""It's pretty weird, man.""This relationship's over."

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Sound Bites"I swallow them down with alcohol.""You know, what's missing right now?""That's the cuck chair!""I got Chlamydia for Christmas.""I did once on a first date...""That's no big deal. Who cares?""That's a wrap.""I just want to die from COVID.""Buy a bathrobe. Buy some bathrobes.""I never wanted to see her again.""Your reaction was priceless though.""Your marriage is doomed, isn't it?""There's no win, honest to God.""Why wait till it gets too bad?""You need to win therapy."