Bad Movie Night Podcast

The Primevals looks like a forgotten adventure movie from another era because it basically is. Filmed largely in 1994 and completed decades later, this wild stop-motion epic begins as a Yeti expedition before exploding into hidden civilizations, prehistoric creatures, reptilian aliens, lasers and gladiator combat. We review the movie, its incredible production history, its Ray Harryhausen-inspired effects and whether this long-lost passion project was worth the wait.

Is House of the Dead really one of the worst video game movies ever made, or has Uwe Boll's chaotic zombie disaster aged into something genuinely entertaining? We revisit the 2003 film to discuss its endless gun battle, Matrix-style action, bizarre editing, practical zombie effects, terrible storytelling, and why many of its biggest problems are also what make it so much fun. Plus, Aaron and Spiv take over the movie poster in ways nobody asked for.

It's New Jersey, so of course, there are deadly spawn everywhere.

For some reason we came back to do more episodes. This week we are covering the new Philip J Cook movie, Echoes of Dread!

There is a dinosaur robot, it's Blade Runner, I don't freakin know what happened during this episode.

A movie with badass effects about Walter Koenig being a wet rag on the moon.

Prepare to be probed because aliens are abducting everyone up in here and the government is spying on all your Airbnbs. So pack some granola bars because it's time to go on a adventure with your favorite alien friend, DOS.

We go to the god-forsaken land of Florida to fight ninjas, reconnect with long-lost fathers, and, of course, do our best Pat Benatar impressions.

A movie about WEATHER. Well, Carl Weathers. But where are the fricking hurricanes?!?

It's about time we talked about this DAM movie.

When did you go and watch a movie as fun as this?!?!

Aaron made us watch this and then didn't even show up for the podcast.

It's Steve F$%#ing Barkett!! We traverse the thirsty wastelands as Steve fights with Sid Haig and takes his shirt off to reveal his sweet sweet man nipples and stuff (P.S. Aaron wrote this, probably)

This week on Bad Movie Night, we dive headfirst into Wickedness (2025), a movie that asks what if we try to rip off a popular movie franchise but not actually attempt to do anything that actually has anything to do with the source material? That's okay, we have some green makeup! It's low-budget, but that's not a problem, it's that it is low-effort.

This week on the Bad Movie Night Podcast, we dive into the bizarre 1991 cult film Empire of the Dark — a movie packed with satanic cults, demons from another dimension, ninja fights, claymation monsters, and one extremely confident middle-aged action hero.  Shot on film with wild matte paintings, miniature effects, and a surprisingly epic orchestral soundtrack, this forgotten B-movie somehow swings for the fences in every scene. Is it terrible? Is it amazing? Is it both? Join us as we break down the insane plot, the legendary Steve Barkett, the grocery store shootout, and the most chaotic demon-fighting finale ever put to screen. If you love obscure cult movies, ridiculous action, and hilarious commentary, this episode is for you.

We will miss you, Shawn.

This week on Bad Movie Night, we dive into the 1989 action oddity Snake Eater starring Lorenzo Lamas. What starts as a goofy, booby-trapped drug bust suddenly turns into Deliverance-style hillbilly chaos. Tonal whiplash? Absolutely. Motorcycle boats? Of course. Is this Dirty Harry meets First Blood… or just a confused mess? We break down the action, the weirdness, and whether the Snake Eater sequels are worth the pain.

It's like if Neil Breen made a movie about an elf who lives in his backyard.

This week, we are talking about drug-crazed killer cyborgs, AKA Aaron's dating history.

This podcast is not CLOWNING around, you will be in STITCHES by the end of the episode because we strapped on our red nose and have a CIRCUS talking about the 2012 horror comedy movie, Stitches!

We're back! We watched a movie, then discussed it, and finally selected a movie to talk about next week. That's called doing a podcast. 

It's the Christmas time, so we are talking about dead bodies.

Strap in, lock up, because in this episode we're diving headfirst into Caged Heat 3000!

Strap in and hold onto literally anything bolted to the floor, because this week we shatter expectations and crack open the cinematic masterpiece known as 10.0 Earthquake. That's right a disaster movie so intense it'll rock your world, shake your faith in geology, and maybe even split your sides.

Return to Horror High (1987) the movie that tries to be a slasher, a comedy, a mystery, and a behind-the-scenes documentary… all at once, and succeeds at being none of them. Join us as we try to solve the real mystery: Why did we watch this?

Halloween Massacre is a movie written by Vega, directed by Vega, starring Vega; its Vegtacular.

Four spooky tales of inept filmmaking!

We continue our Halloween extravaganza with Halloween at Aunt Ethel's!

Grab your whoopee cushion and red nose, we watched a "movie" called Clowns of Halloween

Aliens, space, and celebrity cameos, we watched Cosmic Sin!

Spiv, Lindsay, and AJ really botched this episode by not showing up. Its a special DORFF cast with all things Stephen DORFF. DOOOOOOOOORRRRRRFFFFFFFF

Grab your dancing shoes, your assless chaps, and your motorcycle because the Bronx is a weird place.

Prepare to be strangled by your intestines in the action film Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky!  

We made a... bad choice in watching Grave Mistake.

Do you like clowns? No. Do you like clown artwork? No. Do you like Dodge Vipers? Yes. Then we have a movie for you. We are talking about the 2004 movie FEAR OF CLOWNS!

Grab your jockstrap and enter the ring as we talk about the 2023 horror comedy movie, Here for Blood!

We showed up... sorta.

Prepare to dive deep and get wet for some slimy Alien/The Thing ripoff as we watch the 1989 horror movie, Leviathan!

You have been sentenced to 20 years in pervert prison.

time is a flat circle... it's also a bomb.

We talk about the AVN Awards, oh yeah and the 2010 action movie,  Alien vs Ninja!

I scream, you scream, we all scream for Peter Weller in the 1995 cult classic SCREAMERS!

Prepare your BREEN holes

We wrap up Bronztober and watch our final Robert Bronzi movie! Say 10 hail mary's, turn to the side and cough and call me in the morning, we are watching EXORCIST VENGEANCE!

Grab your hoe and pruning shears, we are back on the Bronzi train, and this time we are doing some gardening as we review the 2021 action movie The Gardener!

It's Bronzetober, our Robert Bronzi extravaganza, and we review 12 to Midnight!

We continue with Bronzetober, our Robert Bronzi extravaganza, and we review From Hell to the Wild West!

We kick off Bronzpril by watching a month of Robert Bronzi movies, starting with the 2018 action extravaganza Death Kiss!

We are back and talking about the 2013 action-packed thrill ride about werewolves, Jurassic Park, and holograms.  

We are back and talking about the 2024 thriller The Front Room. The Front Room stars Brandy who deals with an incontinent mother in law.