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Bad, News Bears
by Bad, News Bears
Three friends bring you only the most important news stories and do it the only way they know how...badly
Episodes
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Episode 64: Quick Math
Octavio and Will bring you the news! Jack the Ripper solved? How far is too far when it comes to medicine? Whats going on with bryan kohberger? Serial killer ollie the otter. ICE cream truck and naughty fortunes.
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Episode 63: FAFO
Octavio, Emily, and Will bring you the news! The orange god has had three weeks in office and its not great. Can drugs make movies real? Is a kkk member in office really that surprising? Elon musk. The paw patrol has been punished.
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Episode 62: Tomato, Tomato
Octavio, Will, and Emily bring you the news! Final thoughts on the election. Creepy doll village, murderous ex-boyfriends, 19 year old missing persons case comes to a grizzly end, Northern lights.
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Episode 61: Crime Around the World
Will, Emily, and Octavio bring you the news! Is trump purposely throwing the election? Who saves firefighters from fire? Is cancel culture a worlwide thing now? Brazilian Josef Fritzl. Indian family gets to continue family legacy! Untimely death of One Direction member Niall Horan leads to...
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Episode 60: Glorious Return
Octavio, Emily, and WILL bring you the news! That's right Will has returned to talk about a progressive Mexico, hurricanes, shipwrecks in the sand, Ye is being sued. casting spells, illegitimate children and racist products.
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Episode 59: Au Revoir
Octavio, Emily and for the last time Kayla bring you the news! This week we talk about a diddy conspiracy and then we talk about food poisoning and killer nurses and more dangers of AI and botched surgeries and French solved mysteries and a feel good reunion.
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Episode 58: Hide yo kids hide yo wife
Octavio, Emily, part time Josh and Raymond bring you the news! Diddys house, deadly sherrifs, deadly children, homeward bound, maralago, McCoys.
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Episode 57: Disagreements
Octavio, Kayla, and Emily bring you the news! Is kanye a telepathic crime lord? Black market legos, pineapple meth, a parents worst nightmare. Emily and Octavio argue. Listeria.
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Episode 56: Kayak White
Octavio, Emily and Kayla bring you the news as they see it! This week we give short recap of last weeks episode since we had technical difficulties. We have a spirited conversation about the state of the economy and then we move onto the arrests of five people after Mathew Perry's death. We also...
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Episode 55: Weird
Octavio, Kayla, and Emily bring you the news! Politics are weird. Has Mr. Beast finally gone too far? Should we just automatically be nice to unconventional people? How big do you have to get to go big?
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Episode 54: ParaSocial Violence
This week the Bad, News Bears are joined by the LEWD, CRUDE, RUDE DUDE himself CHRIS PABST!! We missed the past two weeks so we had A LOT of politics to catch up on so we go over all the things we know about the attempted assasination on the former host of the Apprentice. We also dive into the...
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Bloodthirsty Times: A Massacre in Mexico
Bloodthirsty Times is back! This week Octavio takes us across our southern border to talk about the disappearance of 43 students in the city of Iguala. We go over the history leading up to the event and the massive cover-up that took place immediately following the events of September 26th 2014.…
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Episode 53: Bear or Man?
Emily, Kayla and Octavio bring you the news! This week we have a short episode because Octavio has the man flu but we still managed to bring the heat with news stories about Netherlands sports making bad decisions and a bear choosing a woman and the Schumaker blackmailers and a snake that...
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Episode 52: Twig and Berries
Emily, Kayla, and Octavio bring you the news!! This week we start out with the difference between a celebrity making a mistake and a regular degular person. We revisit a story we told last year and then we figure out that disney is a scumbag employerl. BLACK TUESDAY in ATLANTA! Apple is out here...
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Episode 51: ADS...ADS EVERYWHERE!
Octavio, Kayla, and Emily bring you the news! Cricket! Putin update! Titan update! ADS ADS AND MORE ADS! More teachers doing bad things along with disgruntled Hinge dates and a breakfast date gone wrong!
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Episode 50: Dr. Queso
Emily, Kayla and Octavio bring you the news! For some reason this week is all about medical related stuff and Dr. Emily is here to tell all of us about how we are wrong and make sure we know it. We also talk about nukes, Putin and arachnology. DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POISONOUS AND...
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Episode 49: I Go Meow!
Octavio, Emily, and Kayla bring you the news! Orange man guilty, Cala went meow, and an update on a Canadian serial killer. If you have a ghost problem who you gonna call? the Pope thats right. PS5 or bust! North Korea plays dirty, Boieng plays dirtier. Pokemon scammer earns our respect!
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Episode 48: OMG Shoes!
Kayla, Octavio, and Emily bring you the news! Is logan paul single handedly destroying americans youth...with plastics?!?! Two different versions of assisted dying. Where are all these shoes coming from? Why are there so many bodies? Is new technology just India?
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Episode 47: Fist Bump
Octavio, Kayla, and Emily are back to bring you more news! this week we find out what humans would do if we gave them a portal to a whole other land. We take a look at several stories of people in power taking advantage of those they are in charge of. Imagine being trapped ten feet from your house.
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Episode 46: Head Wobble
WE ARE BACK!! Octavio, Emily, and brand new co-host Kayla bring you the news!!! For our glorious return Kayla starts us out with a local story to her and an update to the KIA boyz saga. Can you tell if the woman in your life is crazy just by looking at them? Are men crazy too?! Are dogs crazy?!?...
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Episode 45: Holiday Passion with My Third Eye podcast
Octavio, Emily, Will, and Ghost bring you the news!! We end 2023 with a couple news stories about comparing xmas gifts and MRI machines and using a raccoon as toilet paper and a miracle birth and the machines are finally starting to fight back and a stark warning to all men about holiday passion.
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Episode 44: Black Mirror
Will and Octavio bring you the news! This week we talk about a stolen ambulance and a florida woman trying to save christmas and the future of AI and a young criminal and an after school satan club and fake news about charged lemonade.
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Episode 43: Hero of the Week
Octavio, Emily, and Will bring you the news!! We start out about a story of what should happen to people with bad work ethic and how grand theft auto 6 is basically florida man the video game, Emily tells us a weird conspiracy theory and we unlock a new fear when it comes to spiders and finally…
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Episode 42: Turkey Day Holiday Round-Up
On this episode Will and Octavio bring you the news. This week we brought a melting pot of stories from Christmas tree warnings to Russian prison soundtracks. Octavio brings us more murder and how to avoid confusion naming your business.
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Episode 41: We Back!!
We are back after a quick visit to the hospital. Join us this week as Will, Octavio, and Emily bring you the news! This week Octavio teaches us some important survival skills to avoid a crocodile attack. Emily talks about Mexicans and trash bags. Finally, our Top Story dives into the world of...
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Episode 40: Halloween special with Won Nothing podcast
Octavio and Emily are joined by Amanda and Dayvid from Won Nothing podcast to bring you Halloween stories!! Amanda tells us the story of the origins of the checking your kids candy then she tells us a mysterious story about an an animal attack. Dayvid tells us about the Bunny Man and his bridge....
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Episode 39: Is he Dutch?
Octavio, Will, and Emily bring you the news! Have you ever mistaken a dead body for halloween decorations? What kind of car would you steal to get to your exotic dancer interview? Would you fake a medical emergency to get out of paying your restaurant tab? Does Johnny Yates actually live there?...
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Episode 38: That's Like Your Opinion, Man
Emily, Part time Josh and Octavio bring you the news! Ozempic is making Wal-Mart lose money? Did construction workers find El Chapos money stash? An African lawyer is arrested after going 26-0. Can little kids handle horror movies? Whats your favorite scary movie? Palestine vs Israel who's side…
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Episode 37: BREAKING NEWS!!
This week Will, Emily, and Octavio bring you the news. We keep Spooktober alive with a lady in a well story and discuss Harry Dicks. Emily talks about drugs and where to get them, and has some questions about war. We were interrupted with some breaking news in the Middle East and some…
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Episode 36: Cop Heavy with BarrowNormal Podcast
Josh and Heather from the BarrowNormal Podcast join Octavio and Emily to bring you the news! The Barrows start us out with some creepy tales from their lives then we dive into a group of criminal teens chased down by police hounds, Josh tells us a story about a family with a haunted doll and...
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Episode 35: 55 Percent?
The Oso Malosos, Will.i.am, and Senora Queso bring you the news! We have an update to the alien mummies from Peru and a new conspriacy about those super cheap deals for national cheeseburger day. Some people shouldn't be parents and emergency personnel shouldn't leave their keys in the vehicles.…
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Episode 34: I Want to Believe
Part time Josh, the Oso Maloso, and Senora Queso bring you the news!!... kinda. We out here doing things a little different this week, although we are still talking about current news stories we are focusing on the conspiracy side of what's going on in the world. Were the Maui fires started by…
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Episode 33: Florida is Fun
Will, Emily, and Octavio bring you the news! A Florida woman tests the boundaries of both speed and intoxication with amazing results! Fun fact: if you make fun of a man's penis size he may get mad. Also if you are going to murder someone, don't leave a voicemail to your mom. We discuss how…
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Episode 32: Just the Two of Us
Octavio and Emily bring you the news! This week its just the two of us but we still bring just as much nonsense in the news world as usual. We talk about being stuck at burning man and for some reason we still have to talk about the fact that RENTAHITMAN.COM isnt real. Whats the best way to…
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Episode 31: The Price is Wrong
Emily, Will, and Octavio bring you the news! Bob Barker got as close as he could without going over and a 36 year old murder gets solved and BTK is back in the news as a top suspect in a 47 year old murder. Brazil is all progressive and an Oklahoma brother is charged with his sisters death and...
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Episode 30: I Do
Octavio, Will. and part time Josh bring you the news! This week we talk about California's first hurricane and a woman douses herself in diet mountain dew to tamper with evidence. Part time Josh brings us way down with a medical story that is proabably the worst thing we have ever heard. Are…
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Episode 29: New Fear Unlocked, Thanks!
Will, Emily, and Octavio bring you the news!! Join us as we talk about the Montgomery brawl and what happens when you threaten the POTUS on social media. We also talk about spider boners and falling cheese and drugs in the ocean. We finish out strong with a story of just the worst thing that can...
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Episode 28: Ghost Kitchen with Tom
This week we have the one and only Tom from the Order of the Fly and Cadaver Pudding as our guest! Join us as Senora Queso and the Oso Maloso tell Tom all about the dangers of choking the chicken and pissing someone off thats holding a flag pole or getting in the way of an old man who just hit a...
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Episode 27: Stay Hydrated
Part time Josh, Emily, and Octavio bring you the news! We start off with an update about a missing alabama woman then we talk about the shady actions taken against the SAG/AFTRA protestors and of course Emily brings us way down with an incredibly sad story about a flash flood. We wrap up the...
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Episode 26: LISK
Emily, Will, and Octavio bring you the news!! This week a 15 year serial killer mistery was possibly solved! We also talk about a missing woman in alabama who was found after we recorded the episode plus theres a real cheeseburger in thailand. Mumble rapper gets got and a missing baby is found.
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Episode 25: Sexy Nurses with JJ
Octavio, Emily, and special guest JJ from This is the life podcast bring you the news! this week we have a conversation about a woman who wanted off a plane because she saw something she couldnt explain. We also talk about a guy missing for 8 years and a nurse who went above and beyond and a cop...
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Episode 24: Our Internet Sucks
Join us this week as Will, Emily, and Octavio bring you the most up to date headlines in the news. What happens when you shotgun a twisted tea with an alligator attached to it? Or walk down the boardwalk at Yellowstone and tempt fate by taking a dip in the thermal pools. Also lets discuss who in...
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Episode 23: Tangents
SURPRISE!! Octavio, Emily and part time hero Josh bring you the news! On this bonus episode of Bad, News Bears we talk about a cop shooting at some kind of white suv 14 times then we talk about an un-bear-ably cute intruder. On the more serious side we talk about the short lived coup by the…
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Episode 22: the Heart of the Ocean
Octavio, Emily, Will, and Josh bring you the news! This week we have a very special ocean themed episode and as you can imagine we go ham on the tragic story of the Titan submersible. However we also cover shark attacks, whale attacks, china attacks and attacks on human decency. #FREEPIA
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Episode 21: Saint Nick with Rev
Octavio and Emily are joined by Rev from Occultured after Dark podcast to bring you the news!! This week we bring you another viral video of yet another gps fiasco! Rev starts us out with a game of Florida or somewhere else and then Emily brings us down with a serious story about a discarded…
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Episode 20: Chop Shop Innit
Join Octavio, Will, and Emily as we discuss the modern day Dukes of Hazzard, how to fit 8 inches of eel up your butt, and how the South might still be racist. Later we discuss why making your own plane isn't recommended, the sex Olympics and where to sign up, and finally how to become a "nullo"....
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Episode 19: Baby Gun Club
Octavio, Emily, and Josh bring you the news! This week we cover airplane woes and good boyfriends along with a dumb gang of car theifs which leads to discussions about tik tok trends, we also talk about pizza slaps and end out the episode with a dumb way to get caught for a crime.
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Episode 18: Street Harmacist
Emily, Octavio, and Will bring you the news! This week we cover some dummies who do dumb things like a dog who was speeding, and a woman who thinks she's hot shit. We also cover an airplane in plastic wrap then we learn about the benefits of Netflix and close out the episode with a lesson about...
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Episode 17: Look Back At It!
Will, Octavio, and Emily bring you the news! This week we bring you less doom and gloom but still some doom and gloom. Join us as we talk about Detective Covid, a horrific sleepover, a vacation gone wrong and some robbers that got off on the wrong foot. We also talk about the sensation of a fruit...
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Episode 16: What are the Odds?
Octavio, Will, and Emily bring you the news! Its technically our hundredth episode which is wild and to celebrate we brought the doom and gloom! This week we talk about a horrible grandmother, a horrible situation on our borders and a horrible uber customer. We also talk about horrible russian...
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