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Bad Pipes

by A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

Two or three dudes discussing new shows, old movies, and occasionally something relevant.

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Episodes

  1. HIGHGUARD SAGA: THE DOWNFALL

    The title speaks for itself, a jack of all trades is a master of none.

  2. How is Knight of the 7 Kingdoms Shaping Up?

    Oopsy fricken doopsy, forgot to upload this episode. Knight of the Seven Kingdoms episodes 1 through 3, Fallout Season 2!

  3. Fellas, is it Misogynist to tell your team to Switch off Black Widow?

    A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, A Kingsman Marvel Rivals Drama, and a number of other topics. Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast

  4. Are There Any Games Worth Looking Forward To?

    We go back to the Game Awards and review some of the trailers we saw, also holy cannoli, Kathleen Kennedy is actually gone.

  5. Stranger Things Season Five, Was It Great or Terrible?

    Stranger Things Season Five is out, and it's the last one, the final season, the end of a decade of Things that are Stranger. Kathleen Kennedy is leaving Lucasfilm rumors resurface their funny little faces. Star Wars helmed solely by Dave Filoni just isn't ringing my bell like it would have ten...

  6. Yapisode for the New Year

    Look, I made a lot of Minnesota jokes, sorry.

  7. Kaceytron Apologizes to Ethan Klein (H3)

    Big news in the legal landscape of streaming. Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast X.com/CryptidWorksYT X.com/BadPipesPod [email protected]

  8. Another John Carpenter Marathon: The Late Halloween Episode

    The Fog, Prince of Darkness, and In the Mouth of Madness. What up boyyys, late Halloween episode, you up? patreon.com/badpipespodcast

  9. TwitchCon Was a Shit Show

    Brother, what the heck is Twitch doing... patreon.com/badpipespodcast [email protected]

  10. The Substance Actually Shocked Me

    I guess the French still have a couple good films left in 'em. Demi Moore, Margaret Qualley, and Dennis Quaid were fantastic, but we really dig into the details in this one.

  11. Collargate AKA K9/11 AKA Dogtober 7th

    Fellas, is it a crime to use a shock collar in 2025? Isaac saw One Battle After Another. There was a cancelled Assassin's Creed game set in the US Civil War? Oofty woofty, that Witcher Season 4 trailer was painful.

  12. John Carter Wasn't That Bad

    In fact, I think they should have made a second one.

  13. Alien Earth Was the Wettest Fart

    And we were supremely disappointed.

  14. Alien Earth Is Going Downhill

    Alien Earth is like a wet fart. Starts fun, ends sloppy. Red Sonya (2025) has the weirdest horsegirl vibe of anything I've ever watched. http://patreon.com/badpipespodcast https://x.com/cryptidworksyt https://x.com/badpipespod [email protected]

  15. The Raja Jackson Situation Is Insane

    People have got to stop filming themselves doing crime. We won the Cracker Barrel War of 2025, but what's next? http://patreon.com/badpipespodcast https://x.com/cryptidworksyt https://x.com/badpipespod [email protected]

  16. The Great Cracker Barrel War of 2025

    Something has got to change... back. Other than that, we're rambling this episode. Short spoiler-free review of Alien Earth episode three, Call of Cthulhu, Dawn of War Definitive Edition review. http://patreon.com/badpipespodcast https://x.com/cryptidworksyt https://x.com/badpipespod...

  17. Is Alien Earth Even Good?

    We discuss that, as well as a viral vtuber clip, Hasan's GQ article, and other random things. Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast @CryptidWorksYT @BadPipesPod [email protected]

  18. Two SICK Dudes Reviewing IN THE LOST LANDS and More!

    And we really are sick, it's not a joke or some silly bit, I feel like crap. In the Lost Lands, IKIRU, and then retouching some stories from the past few episodes. And again, we're sick, don't make fun of our sick, sultry voices.

  19. There Has NEVER Been BIGGER VTUBING NEWS

    vShojo, a US-based vTubing agency, has really fricked up. Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast X.com/CryptidWorksYT X.com/BadPipesPod [email protected]

  20. Minecraft, Mickey 17, A Number of Bad Impressions

    Look, I'm just saying, there's no reason we can't have a Trump cameo in a Jurassic Park movie where he's talking about the dinosaurs eating people. It's apolitical. It's just funny dang it. patreon.com/badpipespodcast x.com/badpipespod x.com/cryptidworksyt [email protected]

  21. Scavengers Reign: What's this here Space Cartoon about?

    We mostly talk about Scavengers Reign, but also get around to Saba, the vTuber, and then I guess a twitch streamer was waving a gun around or something, idk. Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast X.com/CryptidWorksYT X.com/BadPipesPod [email protected]

  22. STOP KILLING GAMES Controversy

    Big Time News in the gaming world. Luckily, since recording, Stop Killing Games has met its signature goal and will be moving forward. We're excited for what the future holds. patreon.com/badpipespodcast x.com/cryptidworksyt x.com/badpipespod [email protected]

  23. Amazon Made a Good Movie, Twitch Made Some Bad React Videos.

    We watched a little gem from Amazon called Deep Cover. Bungie's Marathon got INDEFINITELY delayed?!?! Yikes. And finally, a couple of not-lawyers discuss how fricked some Twitch streamers are in a Copyright lawsuit that's being levied against them. Uh oh... for them. Bad Pipes Podcast Patreon...

  24. A24's Friendship and Apple's Echo Valley

    Gonna be honest, I don't know what Apple was thinking making Echo Valley. A24 cooked though. Twitter: @CryptidWorksYT Email: [email protected] Patreon: Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast

  25. All The Gaming Announcements (Sony, Xbox, SummerGamesFest)

    Let's see if this works: The Outer Worlds 2, High on Life 2, Resonance: A Plague Tale Legacy, Hollow Knight: Silksong, The Blood of Dawnwalker, Super Meat Boy 3D, Ninja Gaiden 4, Indiana Jones: The Order of Giants, Beast of Reincarnation, Cronos: The New Dawn, The Elder Scrolls Online: Seasons of...

  26. Tokyo Tribe and Yakuza Apocalypse, What Fun

    The boys dive back into Takashi Miike and Sion Sono with Yakuza Apocalypse and Tokyo Tribe. And then, how are there still Star Wars Acolyte/ Lyslye Headlamp articles coming out a year after the show dropped? Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

  27. Talking About the Warhammer (Video) Game Announcements & Some EA Layoffs

    This is an all gaming episode. We're talking about EA layoffs, but more importantly, the announcements from the Warhammer Festival of Skulls. Fun announcements. Support the pod over at Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast Or send us an email or suggestion at [email protected]

  28. Andor Finale

    Andor's over. Life goes on. https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast https://twitter.com/CryptidWorksYT https://twitter.com/BadPipesPod [email protected]

  29. The Ghorman Massacre and Roleplaying Evil People in Games

    Andor Season Two, Episodes 7 through 9. An Elden Ring movie? I dunno man. Morality in Video Games, can you be as bad as I can? https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast https://twitter.com/CryptidWorksYT https://twitter.com/BadPipesPod [email protected]

  30. The Great H3 v Hasan Debate of 2025 (But Also THE FIRST HALF OF ANDOR SEASON 2)

    Andor Season Two is off to a sort of... rocky start online. Here's our thoughts. Isaac and Andrew talk about quote "Internet Debates" end quote, for probably entirely too long. https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast https://twitter.com/CryptidWorksYT https://twitter.com/BadPipesPod...

  31. OBLIVION REMASTERED HAS OBLIVIATED THE INDUSTRY

    Yo, four million copies in four days? JFC. It's crazy my dudes. It's crazy. NEXT WEEK is Andor Season 2 (The First Half) https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast https://twitter.com/CryptidWorksYT https://twitter.com/BadPipesPod [email protected]

  32. What is Bungie doing with Marathon?

    Bungie's new extraction shooter. The Oblivion Remaster. Star Wars Zero Company. Shinichiro Watanabe's Lazarus anime. Idubbbz made a content cop on H3. Wild times we're living in. https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast https://twitter.com/CryptidWorksYT https://twitter.com/BadPipesPod...

  33. Ben Stiller's Other Show & Troy & A Johnny Somali Update

    Escape at Dannemora is Ben Stiller's other show. Troy, the hit 2004 movie. An update on Johnny Somali's trial date being postponed. Random gaming stuff? https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast https://twitter.com/CryptidWorksYT https://twitter.com/BadPipesPod [email protected]

  34. Nintendo Is The Black Rider Heralding The End Times

    Eighty dollars for Baby Games, You're Crazy. A discussion of Zach Snyder's 300. But most importantly, a far too long tangent about The Dark Souls series and Nintendo Putting Sony in the uh... chair in the corner of the room. You know or you don't. https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast...

  35. Cold Harbor: A Really Good Season Finale

    Severance Season Two Finale: Cold Harbor. An Update on the Johnny Somali Ramsey Ismael Case In South Korea. Mount and Blade 2 Bannerlord Gets An Expansion. Darktide Does Too. I Can't Remember What Else We Talked About. This Is The Second Time I've Uploaded This And I'm Going Insane....

  36. Fellas, Does This Ever Happen To You

    Probably my favorite outro of any episode we've ever recorded. Lots of talk about the release of Assassin's Creed Shadows, the Japanese Parliament, and Severance Season Two Episode Nine The After Hours. Ft. The Logistics of a Toilet Paper Roll. https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast...

  37. Marvelous Justice In South Korea: Johnny Somali

    Captain America Brave New World, Daredevil Born Again, Severance Sweet Vitriol, AND Johnny Somali is going away for a long time; thank you South Korea. https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast https://twitter.com/CryptidWorksYT https://twitter.com/BadPipesPod [email protected]

  38. Kathleen Kennedy Is or Isn't Retiring, and No One Can Say Otherwise

    Microsoft gets a leg up in the console wars. Assassin's Creed leaked their full game. Avowed is mere days away from being declared a flop. Kathleen Kennedy is going to retire, and then she's not going to retire, but she IS in conversations about retiring. Severance Episodes 6 and 7. Unc was…

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  39. Yasuke Simulator Might Be GotY(Avowed Won't Be)

    Severance Season 2, Episode 5. Avowed numbers, reception, market rejection. Yasuke Simulator. Assassin's Creed Shadows disrespecting the Association of Shinto Shrines. Jesus Christ Superstar played by Cynthia Erivo? Ok. Scott's review of Marvel Rivals, finally. https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast...

  40. The Gamergate to the Gulf of America Pipeline

    Severance Season Two, Episode Four. IGN Journalist docking review scores for The Gulf of America. Avowed Previews are out. A Civil Discussion of Gamergate. The Tyler1 OnlyFangs raid (gone wrong). https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast https://twitter.com/CryptidWorksYT…

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  41. Ain't No Way They're Making a Magic the Gathering Movie.

    I guess they didn't learn their lesson from the DnD movie. Severance Season Two episodes 1 through 3. Bioware Layoffs. Corinne Busch has moved on to Hasbro/ Wizards of the Coast. Those fools are trying to make a Magic the Gathering MCU. When will they learn? https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast...

  42. Obligatory "Emilia Perez Got 13 Oscar Nominations" Episode

    Luminate numbers for Rings of Power Season Two and The Acolyte. Emilia Perez has uh... stunned audiences. Neil Gaiman got dropped by Dark Horse Comics. Severance season one. Mount & Blade 2: Bannerlord has a very cool mod called The Old Realms. https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast...

  43. Enjoying Skeleton Crew Over a Bucket of Costco MREs

    Skeleton Crew was a Star Wars show of all time. EA Stock crash. Somehow there's STILL Dragon Age Veilguard news. Assassin's Creed Shadows Previews are out. Elon Musk did a questionable salute. Isaac runs for the hills, and then we discuss the variety of bowel movements that living off of Costco...

  44. Nosferatu More Like NoseForAllTwo... Elon Musk Is A Fake Gamer Girl

    I'm going to be honest, the Elon Musk hype is cringe and always has been. I wish I'd fallen asleep watching Nosferatu. Then we kinda recap 2024 but it's a recap on maximum ADHD settings. https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast https://twitter.com/CryptidWorksYT https://twitter.com/BadPipesPod

  45. Trench Crusade Looks Sick(And We Love That)

    A yapcast from the boys, talking random tweets, random internet happenings, and most importantly, taking our first baby steps into the world of Trench Crusade. https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast https://twitter.com/CryptidWorksYT https://twitter.com/BadPipesPod

  46. Die Hard, A Christmas Movie? Random Best Game of the Year News.

    Scott is sick, just an absolute sicko. We watched Die Hard, we gripe about Star Wars. We gripe about Times Magazine. https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast https://twitter.com/CryptidWorksYT https://twitter.com/BadPipesPod

  47. I wanted an excuse to talk about VTubers, especially Filian.

    Penguin season 1 review, a long talk about VTubers, and a little talk about the Video Game Awards. https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast https://twitter.com/CryptidWorksYT https://twitter.com/BadPipesPod

  48. Arcane 2.0 and MtG Can't Stop Being Racist

    We finish up the Arcane review, discuss some Video Game awards game trailers, and then discuss how Wizards of the Coast needs to pay people to tell them they're racist... apparently. https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast https://twitter.com/CryptidWorksYT https://twitter.com/BadPipesPod

  49. Arcane 1.5 and Warhammer 40K Glazing

    Glazing as in not the painting technique, but we yap about the lore for awhile and enjoy it. Arcane Season 1 discussion in detail, and a little into Season 2; we'll finish that up next week. A hot bit of DnD and tabletop discussion in here as well. https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast...

  50. Nine Years to Make a Dragon Age: Veilguard... One Week to See the Writing on the Wall.

    The numbers on Dragon Age: Veilguard aren't shaping up very well. Scott makes us talk about Agatha All Along again because he didn't watch Arcane. Well, the joke's on him because now I'm going to pontificate on wargames and there's nothing he can do to stop it. https://patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast...

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Two or three dudes discussing new shows, old movies, and occasionally something relevant.

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A. Weaver & G.S. Kelley

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