Badfic

This part is really gruesome, you've been warned.

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We're back! Happy Lunar New Year, I guess.

Taking a small hiatus, we should be back by 2018. Have a happy holiday season!

Don't crush me with your nipples, BIG BOI

It's not gay if it's in a three way. With a mommy in the middle there's some leeway.

It's a perfect day for some mayhem.

How many licks does it take?

Why does every Badfic episode devolve into cake farting?

I did not jerk off to this story - Bill Clinton

Dally is still popping out babies like the West Nile Virus and Mystique is suddenly Scottish.

Who is the father? Find out next week on Wizad Maury!

When a man loves a woman, he farts on her, and he becomes the farter.

Look, you poptart, I'm a retarded sloth on ecstacy and I'm damn proud of it so you can shut your damn pie hole. Shit man, sorry.

We're not dead, you cunt slut

Ba Da Ba Ba Bah, I'm not loving it!

What the smegma cone donkey scrotum blood shitting stomach dog is going on here?

Gushy gush so soaky pt2: The Supersoaker clause. Juicy Juice sponsor us.

This is just one giant drug PSA. And we all know you can't have drug PSAs without rampant racism.

You were the key all along Dally! All you had to do was BELIEVE!

Woooaaah, we're hafway there! Woooaaaah, gotta take the stairs!

Let's McFucking DO THIS!

It's a nice day for a...Viking Wedding. With Pokemon chaos emeralds. And fire. Yeah, we don't know either.

Fuck me in the ass cuz I love Jesus

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Fuck me Edward Cullen, whoever you are, you can still be my fart.

Professor Snaps is always watching...

Again, what in the hell is going on here? Art by: [@lifelongwander](https://twitter.com/lifelongwander)

For a Hogwarts crossover fanfiction I find the lack of cars disturbing.

Happy 4th of July! May all your dreams come true.

Join us for this cumfortable Fairy Tail adventure. Special Guests: [@sailornia](https://twitter.com/sailornia) and [@symmeetra](https://twitter.com/symmeetra)

Water shot out of faucets, toilets overflowed, and bread set in ovens **exploded**. Special guest: Ryleigh

Unfortunately (fortunately?) no pwns were uttered in the making of this fanfiction

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to bone Lucifer? Wonder no more, this is exactly how it would go down.

Everything throbs in the endless universe of bad fanfiction

Sleep over orgies are a thing now? Man I'm getting old.

It's not gay, if it's in a threeway. With Caitlin in the ...middle? Uh...

The Dickluminati strikes again!

What are you doing!? - That's DEHSKUSTING. They already established that this man hasn't showered in at least a fucking week; he went ass to mouth and then to his own mouth. *This man needs church, he needs Jesus, and he needs mouthwash!*

Every story is better with a well timed 'FUCK'

Is it over? Are they all dead? We're ok, that was just a near death experience...or was it?

Rick and Morty's milkiest adventure yet. Lactation Nation - He loves his grandson, but not in a creepy way.

#FreeWakka - Fuck the Destiny Islands Justice System. And some long ass Author's Notes. No heating, PLEASE!

This is why Destiny Islanders need science. Ain't know the difference between algae bras and algebra. And...*sniffs* Krusty Krab pizza *sob* is the pizza *wipes eyes* for you and me.

Kevin Hart, Kyrie Irving, Waka Flocka Flame, hell I'm pretty sure Beyonce showed up at one point.

This spelling, grammar, and punctuation makes me want to bash myself in the head with a fucking rock because after seeing this I can tell myself this is proof that God has abandoned us.

Ash gets more than he bargains for when he discovers that 'pokeballs have cream filling'.

Bunny eerie, did you come over for tacos yesterday or was I hallucinating?

If something wet touched my dick in the middle of the night, I'd be running like Barry Allen.