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BaKChat
by BaKChat
BaK to School, BaK to Work, BaK to the Gym - BakChat is a podcast that'll keep you company
Episodes
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S4E5 “Techo Raver Gothbilly Goddess”
This week’s episode of BaKchat has Bryan & Krista in full on MAYHEM mode analyzing in the world of GAGA! The pair break down the album with Gaga lore, unsolicited singing & a full song evaluation that no one asked for, but we all needed. But first – the pair relive all the epic moments from...
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S4E4 “Our Tits Are Online”
On this episode of BaKChat, things get a little bit spicy for some Valentine’s fun! Krista’s fake sponsor is Blush Lingerie (linger-ee, anyone?), while Bryan gushes over the app Red Book. Grammy nominations are discussed, and the pair share their own guesses and hopes for the winners in the top...
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S4E3 Tinsel, Tidings, and Total Chaos – “None Of This is Podcastable”
BaKChat’s Christmas Finale: Drunk, Unhinged, and Definitely Getting Us Coal This holiday trainwreck is packed tighter than Santa’s sack, and spoiler: it’s spilling over with butthole jokes, T-Swift fangirling, and just the right amount of drunken debauchery to ruin Christmas dinner. Let’s break…
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S4E2 “We Try to Put the Sensual Back in Non-Consensual”
This week on BaKChat, things get real weird, real fast. First up, we’re throwing it back with some of our most dramatic emo crushes that still haunt us in the best (and worst) ways. Then we dive headfirst into a pandemic “kumbaya” moment that no one asked for but everyone somehow remembers. But…
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S4E1 “The Boyfriend Fit Episode”
We’re baaack! After 84 long years, Bryan and Krista are back with a bit more timber in their foundation and all the classic segments we know you’ve been not even thinking about! Fake sponsors include Henry’s Photos and Yoto. Yay! Bryan and Krista share their top 5 can’t live without products and...
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S3 “Belinda, if You’re Listening…Please Reach Out!”
This week, B & K keep it short and sweet for episode 2 of Season 3. Fake Sponsors include Pulp Fiction (the Vancouver bookstore!) and the book “The First 40 Days” by Heng Ou. The pair discuss a range of topics including what Jesus would think of his representation today, vacuum sealing babies in...
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S3 “What was the Pubic Hair Trend of the 80s?”
BaKChat’s Season 3 premiere episode reveals some BIG life changes for both Krista and Bryan that have the future of recording BaKChat in an unpredictable state! Fake sponsors include Evo and Tushy (we all need a Tushy…like, trust us, we do!!!). Krista’s not the only one with pregnancy-related...
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S2 Finale “I’m Totally Gay For Dicks!”
Welcome to SEXPISODE 34+35 aka the Season 2 finale of BaKChat! Joined by BaKChat University tenured and accredited sexologist, Vanessa! Vanessa’s second time on the show did not disappoint as the trio revisited their original test results from 2 years ago on www.bdsmtest.org and compared them to...
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S2 “Enough of this Rectal Talk, Let’s Talk About Britney!”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista pull out their monocles and twirl their moustaches to analyze the Free Britney Movement as professional, fully certified, BakChat-accredited legalologists. After watching the NYT documentary, ‘Framing Britney Spears’, the pair spare no words in...
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S2 “Chicken Blood Is In Retrograde”
Today, Bryan and Krista are joined by the wonderful and INCREDIBLY entertaining, Astrologer extraordinaire, Chad!! In this special episode, Chad shares with us the ancient language of astrology and all the life experiences that inspired him to pursue it. The trio dive into the conversation…
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S2 “That’s Not the Mandela Effect, That’s Amnesia”
On this episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista both have some skin tips to share from Skoah and SkinFix/Sephora during Fake Sponsors. Bryan’s baby prediction streak meets its match in a Preggo Update, and both Bryan and Krista CRY for the first time on air in a heartwarming story about a certain…
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S2 “I Don’t Think That Prostate Exam Was Accredited.”
Happy New Year BaKChatters! On this episode the curious duo find themselves exploring topics varying from nutrition to seduction. Fake Sponsors include Pasture to Plate, Braggs Apple Cider Vinegar and Vancouver’s Gastown location of Local! The pair go rogue to discuss alien and matrix theories…
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S2 “Spooky Halloween Spectacular!”
As if 2020 wasn’t scary enough, the BakChat duo swoops in with an extra dose of BOO! Kwin surprises Bryan with a pop quiz of Lady Gaga’s 6th studio album release, CHROMATICA. Bryan proves himself worthy as a true Dreamologist with an on the spot analysis of Kwin’s recurring dream. Kwin gives an...
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S2 “Lick My Rat Hole!”
On this JBWFLI episode of BaKChat, Bry and Kwin discuss Bryan’s Category 5 birthday blowjob and Kwin’s growing waistline and how they’re transitioning from Mimosas to Mumus! The “It’s In The Stars” theme preludes into Halloween festivities with each sign being categorized as either a naughty…
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S2 “Almost as Accurate at Taking Your Temp as the Back of Your Mother’s Hand!”
On this week’s feverish episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Kwin bring the heat on COVID-19 with entirely unqualified opinions and anecdotes. The only factual thing they know is something Kwin shares (too intimately) that Bryan wishes he, in fact, didn’t know. The duo discuss their lives...
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S2 "Back For a Hot Holiday Minute"
Talk about a holiday surprise ya’ll! Bryan and Kwin are back in the podcast saddle again! Giddyup for a fun, festive diddle as the two pals have lovely catch up over some mulled wine. An ‘It’s In the Stars’ takes us to all the star signs as Holiday Party guests. So settle in and get comfy, ’cause...
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S2 “The Throne is At Home!”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista celebrate 2 huge milestones: The announcement of a GIVEAWAY with Twisted Extracts and their first 1 star review from a salty anonymous neckbeard!! BaKChat chats back to comments from K’s coming out episode and dives into an AskBaK segment that…
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S2 “I Feel Like You Should Have Drawn This Out”
On this week’s Very Special Episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista are joined for the second time by Kim Janna! Kim Janna is a life coach, owner and curator of Cerreal Thrifter and the Queen of the #hustle. She shares mindfulness tips, chats back to listeners and shoots the shit with Bryan and…
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S2 “I’m Coming Out!”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Krista gets personal sharing a non-binary identity with all of our listeners and Bryan asks a few questions to gain some insight! Things take an emotional turn that reminds the duo why they started this podcast in the first place: kindness, compassion and...
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S2 “Always Carry a Possum Whistle!”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Krista wins an Instagram contest with Community Thrift and Vintage and Bryan raves about rev.com, an online transcription service he’s recently discovered. ‘In Your Dreams’ has Bryan putting on a dreamologist cap for Krista as they recall a semi-recurring,...
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S2″Surfs Up…For the Last Time”
Bryan and Krista don’t smoke weed, but that doesn’t stop them from hosting a very special 4/20 episode with Mandy of Jane Technologies, an inspiring entrepreneur! Our knowledgeable guest tackles all your cannabis-related questions, plays some True or False, and blows the walls off of marijuana...
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S2 “An Overhead Bin Could Fit Seven Toddlers.”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista share their wonderful experience at the IV Health Centre in Yaletown (a REAL sponsor) who graciously supplied BaKChat with a free IV treatment! It was just the ticket for Bryan to recover from his jetlag. Krista tries to befriend some crows and...
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S2 “BaKChat University”
So you want to spray down naked hockey players with a homemade disinfectant? On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Krista reveals their rankophobia and…it’s a lot. Bryan and Krista chat about Krista’s partner Kota’s top surgery and Bryan’s recent travels in Hawaii. Fake sponsors include GoFundMe and...
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S2 “Be Your Own Boo”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, we find out K’s kryptonite: geography and mathematics. Fake Sponsors include The Trading Post in Gibsons, and the Queen Elizabeth Theatre here in Vancouver where Bryan saw the Broadway Show “Come From Away.” Bryan and Krista introduce a new segment called ‘Ask...
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S2 “We Love Sexy Things”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, your favourite queers are raving about strippers, the fabulous shirts at Peau de Loup, and shoppin’ at Trader Joes. BaKChat chats back to more listeners who partook in the Wild Rose Cleanse; Bryan and Krista contemplate needing some probiotics in their lives.…
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S2 “We Can’t Spare the Moisture!”
On this week’s episode, Bryan and Krista celebrate the 50th recorded episode of BaKChat, and dedicate it with love to everyone who has listened to the show! Special Fake Sponsors include The Soap Dispensary and Yaletown IV Health Centre. The duo discuss the dedication (and fun) it took to get to...
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S2 “Fish Lips to Start Your Meetings”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista advocate for early mornings by reminiscing on those old-school alarm clock sounds that gave us all PTSD. The pair find something out about Betty Crocker that throws Bryan off his rocker! BaKChat chats back to some Wild Rose cleansing listeners…
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S2 “The Ass Splasher 2000”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan & Krista chat weed gummies, bidets, and flowers! #justairsignstuff. ‘Adventures With Alice’ has the pair trying to guess what Alice’s star sign could be. BaKChat chats back to last weeks dream submission and analyzes a new dream for a listener that has the...
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S2 “I Look Amazing in a Night Guard, Turns Out”
On today’s late AF episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista chat IVs, ethical non-monogamy (or monogamy, if that’s your jam) and the Art of Tidying Up. Bryan recalls appendicitis and Krista battles a ‘Trans Cold’, and yes, you’ll have to listen to find out what that means (get your own podcasts,...
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S2 “Emotional Hotness!”
It’s #wetfeb y’all! On this week’s VSE of BaKChat, “Sexologist/Sisterologist”, VANESSA, @pitsuparty, is on the show to chat with B & K about all things sex, kinks and relationships, ‘cause there ain’t no better person to confide in with all your deepest darkest sexual concerns than a big sis! The...
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S2 “It’s Because My Grandma Was Born Under a Spruce Tree”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista get philosophical as dry January draws to a close—and promise a very WET return come February! Fake sponsors include the Tao Te Ching and www.clearly.ca (Krista paid a visit to Aunt Lynda). BaKChat chats about an insightful article; ‘Help your...
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S2 “I Feel Like We’re Predicting the Next Big Vegetable!”
On today’s episode, BaKChat reminisces on the good old days of Saan and Zellers. Krista shares a story about her fake Aunt Linda that leads to the (future) birth of LaKChat. Bryan updates on his Wild Rose Cleanse status (warning: cavernous thunder farts). In Your Dreams features a detailed dream...
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S2 “I Feel Soothed When I Think of an Egg!”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, a conversation about eggs goes on way too long–but damn that egg is FAMOUS!!!! Bryan and Krista share a fake sponsor, the Wild Rose Cleanse, that leads to a lot of poop talk. With all these food restrictions, it’s no wonder ‘It’s In the Stars’ features ALL the...
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S2 “I Have a Great Head, Let’s Be Real.”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista get real about a recent chop to K’s hair (thanks @barberfrey) and K shares every emotion from B-P! Bryan’s Fake Sponsor, Paula from affordanything.com, has both Bryan and Krista feeling hella inspired. ‘It’s in the Stars’ takes on a fresh new…
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S2 “We Rang it in Haaard!”
On today’s PREMIERE episode of Season 2 of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista ease into the New Year with some resolution chat that goes against the grain. They celebrate day 3 of ‘Dry January’ by delving into the dirty details of NYE! A DOUBLE ‘In your Dreams’ takes care of two very different listeners…
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“That’s a Wrap!”
On the FINAL episode of BaKChat’s first season, Bryan and Krista share some favourite moments, some trying times (we’re looking at you BaKus!!!) and have a moment of appreciation for all the lovely folks who tune in to BaKChat each and every week. Bryan and Krista recount the highlights of their...
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“Holipalooza! A Very Special Holiday Episode”
On the second-to-last episode of BaKChat’s first season, Bryan and Krista celebrate with an ‘In the Stars’ that will let you know what gift to expect from the signs. Fake sponsors are of the microbrewing genre as they keep the broadcast merry and bright. Holiday memories to warm the heart top off...
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“My Skivvies Are Not Gucci!”
On this week’s last REGULAR episode of Season 1, Bryan and Krista give a sneak peek of a Season 2 segment: ‘BaKSmack’—listen to find out more! Hint: There’s a silver lining to every story. Fake Sponsors this week are LONG overdue for Krista and lead to TMI territory (though is there really TMI on...
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“I Can’t Handle the Milk Man!”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, fake sponsors are turned on their heads with a shoutout to Uber Eats Drivers, which poses the question: Would you eat the fries on the drive? Bryan and Krista respond to listener messages in a BaKChat Chats Back segment and In Your Dreams features a...
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“Popcorn and Cranberries on a Thread!”
This week’s episode drips in Christmas anticipation as Krista shares her wreath-making tips and Bryan recalls the baptism of his lucky suitcase. “In Your Dreams” follows suit with the professional dreamologists interpreting an intense water-centric dream submitted by a listener that has some...
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“I Can Pick Them Out of the Trash!”
Todays episode features a Lunch Monitoring story that has haunted Krista since 2001. Fake Sponsors include TACOFINO (thanks Chris!) and dark blue Excel gum, Bryan’s flying staple. It’s in the Stars includes a shout out to Sagittarius season + three extra signs from BaKChat favourite, Corina Dross.
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“You Only Find Gems After a Dumpster Fire”
WARNING: This short and… sweet…impromptu tipsy episode will have you in tears. Do not listen to this in a public place if you can’t laugh! Fake sponsors include 33 Acres + Uber Eats (ft. the ‘Gateway Order’). Topics include: Blue Angels, Christine, Cheese sticks at breweries, ‘chicken things’ and...
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“You Might As Well Just Get a Monsanto Jacket!”
On this week’s episode, Bryan and Krista recount their attendance at the BC Stigma Free Society’s AGM and the importance of the work they do promoting the acceptance and understanding of ALL stigmas which hold people back from accessing the services they need to live authentically. Between the...
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“We Avoid Our Feelings At All Costs!”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan’s fake sponsor has Krista wondering if he’s been celebrating the legalization of weed. Meanwhile, Krista’s fake sponsor leads BaKChat into a potential new segment; “B&K Q&A” that ends up being all kinds of warm and fuzzy. “BaKChat Chats Back” AND a VERY...
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“Shirtless Sexy Cat or a Pun!”
On this very special HALLOWEEN episode of BaKChat, Bry and Krista get a little silly with some Pumpkineater Imperial Ale from Howe Sound Brewing Company and discuss their favourite Halloween candies (why do y’all hate rockets?!). Krista tells a scary paranormal experience that gives Bryan...
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“When One Star Falls, Another Star Rises!”
On this episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista have some feels about names, spill the tea and explain why you’ve been eating girl guide cookies all wrong. A special ‘BaKChat Chats Back’ reviews “A Star is Born” (Spoiler Alert: the verdict is obsessed). “It’s in the Stars” goes out to Sagittarius...
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“Were You Shocked That You Were Breastfeeding?!”
On this week’s episode of BaKChat Bryan shouts out Spotify’s ‘Discover Weekly’ playlists as his fake sponsor, while Krista’s fake sponsor is extra cute and cuddly as she talks all about adopting her new kitten, Okwáho, through VOKRA! A double whammy ‘In Your Dreams!’ that you CAN’T miss has…
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“I Got Slathered Up in a Few Statistics!”
On today’s Very Special Episode of BaKChat your co-hosts celebrate Bryan’s birthday with an extra special guest, STUART – Bry’s boo! Fake sponsors include Chapstick, @bainstore (on insta), and Blubrry.com (BaKChat’s streaming platform). Stuart gives BaKChat some insight on pre-med as he navigates...
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“You Cropdusted a Bronado?!”
It’s Mental Health Awareness Week and your BaKChat co-hosts help break some walls down about mental health stigmas for our listeners! Krista has a creative way to deal with the patriarchy and Bryan takes over the dream-ologist role in this week’s “In Your Dreams!” Follow our new Instagram account...
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“That’s Like Working for Santa!”
On this week’s Very Special Episode, Bryan and Krista are joined by life coach and entrepreneur extraordinaire, Kim Janna! The crew chat on mindfulness, their love/HATE relationship with Amazon (#boycottamazon2019) and Kim gives listeners a Weekly Happiness Tip, a frequent feature on her…
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BaK to School, BaK to Work, BaK to the Gym - BakChat is a podcast that'll keep you company
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