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BALLS
by Balls
BALLS -- an audio sitcom by The Kearny Commission.
Episodes
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FALSE POSITIVE SUPERCUT (TRAILER)
A sneak peak at the FALSE POSITIVE SUPERCUT, a companion piece to the FALSE POSITIVE TEST BALL. BALLS SEASON 3 COMING 6/6/2026!
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FALSE POSITIVE PREVIEW
BALLS SEASON THREE... COMING SOON... JUNE 6, 2026. PREVIEW featuring Tim Rager, Jake Megna, and Damian Rucci. FALSE POSITIVE TEST BALL... streaming in PIECES starting NOW... with special guests Nick Sanchez, Rob Adie, Matt Nascimento and Andy Manolo. SEE YOU ALL SOON, IF I MAKE IT. BALLS SEASON...
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"THE 4K BALL"
Happy Fodder's Day! Here's THE 4K BALL, an alternative version of the Season 2 finale full of deleted scenes and the extended EDGAR/BERT interview.
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DELUXE PREVIEW
A sneak peek at PENULTIMATE DELUXE BALL, which drops Easter Sunday, 4/20.
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FIRST CUT BALLS #1: THE OLLY 'N' BUBBY SHOW
Initial cuts of the Noot Vistas X-Mas Eve scene, which appeared in part in Episode 2.8 -- SEASONAL BALL. Featuring Kels as Q. and Bob Yi as BUB.
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BALLS 2.12 -- PENULTIMATE BALL
Tonight is THE SERIES FINALE OF BALLS -- PENULTIMATE BALL. While the Balls Boyz wait for word on Uncle Halbie's estate, a frustrated Q'Ellen debates grand arson after finding out her cousin Edgar will be running the new, next-level NOOT VISTAS CENTRAL. One Last Time... featuring TIM RAGER and…
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EDGIE
One of the lesser talked about Super Bowl ads... A sneak peek at the ill-fated series finale of BALLS, master of which we lost in a fire. EDGIE-- featuring NICK SANCHEZ and ANDY MANOLO. BALLS: THE FINAL DROP, COMING SOON.
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BALLS 2.11 -- SPECIAL BALL
Season Two stretches out even further with tonight's 2.11 -- SPECIAL BALL-- wherein Tim, with the murder investigation perpetually withering, gets candid with the fellas at a Noot Vistas Halloween party about working on a new standup special. Featuring Tim Rager and Alex Delesky, with special…
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RAW BALL
Ever wonder what BALLS sounds like pre-post-production? To celebrate the writers' strike (haha), here's a RAW BALL, totally unvarnished, wherein we revisit the Noot Vistas Get-Together from Episode 2.2... Featuring Tim Rager and Alex Delesky with Kelsey Volk and special guests JON BEECROFT, VIN...
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BALLS 2.10 -- DRIVE-THRU BALL
Travel back in time to 2045 in tonight's 2.10 -- DRIVE-THRU BALL... Join Ally Boy on a jog thru his trials and tribulations working drive-thru duty at BALLS on ROUTE 37, TR-NJ. Brought to you by CHOCK FULL OF... CHESTNUTS. Featuring TIM RAGER and ALEX DELESKY, with KELSEY VOLK and special guests...
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BALLS 2.9 -- MIC BALL
Season Two of BALLS rolls along with tonight's Episode 2.9 -- MIC BALL. After scoring a lead potentially tying Michael Ball's murder to organized crime, the Boyz pull up on Rickshaw Rick's open mic, hoping to keep Uncle MO-- as in, momentum-- alive at Bucky's Den, a local spot for brews and...
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BALLS 2.8 -- SEASONAL BALL, PART TWO: REVELS
Tonight is the conclusion of BALLS 2.8, the two-part SEASONAL BALL. Join the REVELS as a mini Anka family dinner pulls up on Noot Vistas, where a tempest may or may not be brewing... FEATURING THE VOICES OF TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY and KELSEY VOLK with special guests KELLSIE CARA JONES as Deenie...
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BALLS 2.8 -- SEASONAL BALL, PART ONE: AMERIGO ROUND
Anka family tradition carries on in tonight's SEASONAL BALL, PART ONE-- while Tim uses Ally Boy to save face in front of his kid sister DEENIE at the AMERIGO ROUND DINER, a visit from Olly's grandson BUBBY sets Noot Vistas astir. Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky and Kelsey Volk....
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BALLS 2.7 -- GYRO BALL
After a long hiatus, Season Two of Balls returns with 2.7 -- GYRO BALL, formerly MONO BALL, wherein the Boyz reflect upon an eventful night of standup comedy-- the GyroPractor Anniversary Show-- and the fallout thereafter, involving a suspicious stain on the backseat of Tim's '28 Subaru.…
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ROAST BALL, TOO
And, now, ROAST BALL, TOO-- wherein we examine friendship, the Mystery of Tim's Eaten Ass, and Will Friedle's racism. CONFUCIUS SAY... COME, COME, COME HAVE A BALL! With a guest appearance by KRV as CLOPSY BUCKETS. Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Heather Lowry and Kelsey Volk.…
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FROM THE REMIXES, VOLUME ONE -- "WOOTY WOOT"
ANOTHER MINI BALL... The i-Ball. Business is good, obviously. May he rest in peace, obviously. If you could see the tears in Wooty's eyes... FEATURING TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY and VIN BRUE as WOOTY STALLONE. COME HAVE A MINI BALL. MAC MILLER, WATCH OVER US ALL.
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THE FOURTH ALTERNATIVE
A MINI-MID BALL -- MEDIUM RARE. Bert doesn't care about us. Tim's Two Circles. Yelp Reviews. Art Exhibits. Featuring Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Kelsey Volk and Rob Adie as BERT. INTRO BY Q. over beat via pioneer and legend LL COOL J and ERIC SERMON. BALLS IS NOT SPONSORED BY DJ AKADEMICS. BALLS...
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FROM THE REMIXES, VOLUME ONE -- "THE STALE TEST"
A MINI BALL Alpha Fie Beta or some shit. Kamm's not coming back. A picture display at Battaglia's-on-Nine. Featuring Joseph "Joey B." Borzotta as KAMM CLAPHAM and AL JOLSON.
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FROM THE REMIXES, VOLUME ONE -- "FRESHER"
A MINI BALL... AGAIN. Public bondage and ski trips. Holding hands with family. Peanut allergies and Benny Blatt. NOT BROUGHT TO YOU BY {hello fresh} Featuring TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY, KELSEY VOLK and HEATHER LOWRY.
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FROM THE REMIXES, VOLUME ONE -- "LIL MOORE AGAIN"
A MINI BALL AGAIN... Tim sucks. Tim's a Big Boy. Q'Ellen's obsessed with the last century. Ally Boy's got puffy nipples. A SEQUEL? Featuring Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Al Jolson and Kelsey Volk; with Heather Lowry as AMY and Rob Adie as BERT. Mini Balls on the Side-- DIP OF THE DAY IS YOUR CHOICE.
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FROM THE REMIXES, VOLUME ONE -- "LIL MOORE"
A MINI BALL The Poop of Greenwich Village. Lew Holton. LIL MOORE PINO. FEATURING TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY, KELSEY VOLK and ROB ADIE. With special guest stars VIN BRUE and AL JOLSON.
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BALLS 2.6 -- ROAST BALL, PART ONE
Shit hits the fan in tonight's ROAST BALL, PART ONE: Trying to escape campus in time for QT with Amy, Tim runs into not-his-boss Truman Chipotle, who's holding bottles while roaming Harding Annex after hours. A heart-to-heart ensues, delaying Tim so long Amy pursues him in a murderous rage... to...
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BALLS 2.5 -- STALE BALL
Season Two moves on with 2.5 -- STALE BALL-- wherein the BOYZ visit KAMM on death's door, potentially; they sit down for a semi-heated interview with GRAEME BLUNT, director of cult classic BALL OR NOTHING (2032), with whom Tenacious Tim apparently has a bone to pick. COME... COME... COME HAVE A...
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BALLS 2.4 -- LITTLE/MOORE BALL
BALLS season two returns tonight with LITTLE/MOORE BALL-- wherein dilemmas abound: Amy's canceled on Fuck Nite and Q'Ellen won't let Ally Boy smash; of course, this all sets the stage for Olly's new stage play LITTLE & MOORE, auditions for which he's holding in the Noot Vistas Day Room with BERT...
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BALLS 2.3 -- CAMP BALL SLOOP
Drama erupts at BALLS HQ in 2.3 -- CAMP BALL SLOOP-- when Detective Redoni turns up on The Sloop Jon Bee Show to discuss reopening the Ball murder case with his old colleague Detective Coles. Ally Boy questions Tim's methods of investigation with Ball's high school basketball teammates like…
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BALLS 2.2 -- TEST BALL, TOO
The show goes on with tonight's TEST BALL, TOO-- potentially an interseasonal sequel, but what's in a name? Formerly NEW BALL, this serving finds Q'Ellen appeasing the fellas-- go figure-- with testosterone test kits to send away via the post-- all in time, no less, to host the quarterly Noot...
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BALLS 2.1 -- FRESH BALL
BALLS returns for its second season with Episode 2.1 -- FRESH BALL -- wherein our resident Tenacious Tim Anka and his new cohost Ally Boy are heating up the trail on the Michael Ball murder, looking like a potential Tag Team of the Century, when budding romances rear their ugly head. The Boyz…
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PROMO BALL (S-2)
BALLS -- SEASON TWO -- COMING SOON. ALL PRAISE AND THANKS DUE TO ANCHOR, THA GOD HEAD.
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B-2 BALL
This is B-2 BALL-- AKA BUS BALL, TOO-- abandoned as the second half of the audio cinema B2SB by executive order given its structural resemblance to official Season One episodes, it's a slice of Bonus Ball that delves deeper into bus theories, TRPD futility, and introduces in toto Noot Vistas'...
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SPEED BALL
As Carl's uncle always said, "You never chase a horse in the snow-- especially a Clydesdale!" Although we, like Carl, aren't totally sure what that means, don't let it stop you from spinning this experimental bonus episode, SPEED BALL, to celebrate our seasonal hiatus soon coming to an end.…
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SHAW BALL
Curious if Carl's telling the truth about this dressing down he's received over a haunted hay ride with the Noot Vistas Gang? Well, you'll get the whole scoop on ADLIBS with ALEX DELESKY NETWORK's newest, hottest podcast ALLY BOY JOKES AND SHIT in 2045-- for now, perhaps you won't mind going back...
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REQUIEM BALL
REQUIEM BALL -- AKA "MISSING BALL" -- brings back the gang in the wake of the End to answer a few if not many questions-- does Carl flush the toilet? Does Detective Grille ever get a chance to eat? Will Kamm leave his room and, I don't fucking know, be in the show? Click PLAY and find out!...
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BALLS 1.12 -- LAST BALL, PART TWO
Drama erupts on the BALLS finale, LAST BALL, PART TWO-- formerly LAST BALL (FOR NOW)-- when Tenacious Tim chooses ALLY BOY's latest hosting gig for his comeback mic; DEANNA PUNSH and MORTY PINCHIN give glimpses of a more private Michael Ball; SLOOP BEE returns to say fuck JOE GRILLE, in case you...
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STAND UP AND BALL, TOO
Hankering for some Anka? Well, here is a Bonus Ball! Join Tim and the gang as they break down potentially rigged elections past; the life and times of innovate male porn stars like Chuck Bukkake; and Carlito's alleged career as a failed stage act, among udder dings. Sequel to STAND UP AND BALL,...
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BALLS 1.12 -- LAST BALL, PART ONE
BALLS 1.12 -- LAST BALL, PART ONE -- AKA "BENDER BALL", formerly LAST BALL (FOR NOW), sees a return to normalcy, but not peace-- a tempest brews as Tim reclaims his pod equipment at Noot Vistas and discovers his rivalry with Ally Boy burns hotter than ever-- hotter than July, even, so it's no...
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NOOTROPIC OF CANCER
With our dear ANKA set adrift on a peerless bender, a bender without rival, you might say, his forever-hot mics have picked up on something brewing over at Noot Vistas-- an original play called THE CANDY STORE, for one, as the gang readies themselves for the Pentagon Revival Dump coming ashore...
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BALLS 1.11 -- OT BALL
Did you hear, proud citizens of Ball Vale? Word came down from the Topps-- they're distending Balls to include an extra episode, making this week's installment, OT BALL, the official penultimate jawn of Season One, wherein our gracious, Tenacious T-Bone Anka turns out to be a DRIFTIN' ANKA when…
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BALLS 1.10 -- CYN BALL
BALLS returns this week with the penultimate episode, 1.10 -- CYN BALL -- wherein the gracious, Tenacious Tim Anka visits CYNTHIA KAGNEY, hoping for a sloppy knob job and getting comeuppance in the form of the great ALLY BOY instead; SLOOP JON BIZZLE returns to tell Tim about his new book HE…
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STAND UP AND BALL
STAND UP AND BALL -- a bonus episodes for anybody looking to swing back by before 11:00 to grab some second servings. Featuring virtually the whole gang and not influenced in the least by Angelo Gingerelli's new book. Featuring special guests JAMES BALDWIN, LIZA MINNELLI, MAD LEE, STEVIE WONDER,...
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BALLS 1.9 -- BERT BALL
Formerly "DARK BALL", BALLS 1.9 -- BERT BALL introduces PASTOR BERT (Rob Adie), a Noot Vistas hopeful tied to the dark past of the residents there; DILLON PICCOLLINI (Liam Wolfe), manager at Balls on the Promenade in 2027, discusses his angst toward Detective Joe Grille in the wake of the...
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BALLS 1.8 -- BANG BUS BALL
BALLS 1.8 -- BANG BUS BALL -- AKA "TEST DREAM BALL" -- follow Tim as he talks to a retired porn goddess; hold Tim's hand as he recounts childhood trauma; hear King Ally Boy of ALLY BOY JOKES and SHIT break down how Hollywood murdered Stan Kubrick in cold blood-- COME HAVE A BALL! Featuring DEANA...
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BALLS 1.7 -- EXTORTION BALL
Where did Timmy go? Officially introducing ALLY BOY (Alex Delesky)-- he's got a few choice words for Tim Anka and the cold case Ball investigation, as well as some intriguing 411-- is there really two hours of leaked FBI footage of the Ball family divulging all the man's vices and secrets in…
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BALLS 1.6 -- BUS BALL/WELCOME TO BALL VALE
Formerly WELCOME TO NITE BALL, tonight's Mother's Day edition of BALLS is 1.6 -- BUS BALL/WELCOME TO BALL VALE-- wherein, proud and un-proud citizens, TIM ANKA the KID tracks down Ally Boy's writing partner JAY BEE ARTHUR; heeding the wise words of SLOOP JON BEE and the sagacious DETECTIVE…
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TACO BALL -- AKA SINK HOLE BALL
Happy Cinco de Mayo from all of us here at BALLS! Please enjoy some chili Balls with guac on the side to celebrate with us-- pop a Corona for Carlito Callanini and follow Tim as he reexamines some key points that will weigh heavily on the much anticipated Season Cycle One finale LAST BALL (FOR...
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BALLS 1.5 -- STEAL BALL
BALLS 1.5 -- STEAL BALL AKA "CLAP BALL" and formerly "STOLE BALL"-- Tendentious TIM ANKA gets his big break gaining access to Michael Ball's father-in-law KAMM CLAPHAM; Q'ELLEN divulges some internal unrest at Noot Vistas; like a small bolt of bald lightning, DETECTIVE REDONI reaches out to make...
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BALLS 1.4 -- JUNIOR BALL
To spite Dave Hogg or not is with the wind, but Tim fires a gun for the first time; he chases his most compelling lead yet, visiting TOMMY JUNIOR (Sean Villa), who appears to be Michael Ball's illegitimate son-- unless of course Tim's new friend AMY TUBARRO (Heather Lowry) is sending him on a…
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TAKEOUT BALLS -- AKA OUTTAKE BALLS
Do you prefer super-sized BALLS or mini sizes-- fun-sized, even-- haha! A reel of the gang just goofing around. Just Tim Anka and all his new friends! Check out the first three episodes streaming now and join us again this Sunday night at the usual time for BALLS 1.4 -- "JUNIOR BALL"-- thank you...
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BALLS 1.3 -- CAMP BALL
BALLS 1.3 -- CAMP BALL -- AKA "TEST SHOT BALL" Tim visits Michael Ball's closest known business partner DEAN CAMPANELLA; social justice vlogger D.D. MARONE reflects upon controversies past; Dame Wright lets Anka know just who in the fuck he is-- come have a BALL! BALLS 1.3, featuring Kevin...
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BALLS 1.2 -- NEXT BALL
Tim consults the phones following the TEST BALL premiere; he visits Nootropical Vistas and makes new friends; after a mic, Tim hits Balls on the Promenade, as many a disillusioned comic will inevitably do. Featuring Waldo Maldo, Kelsey Volk, Diane Lee, Alex Delesky and Tim Rager as host Tim Anka....
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BALLS 1.1 -- TEST BALL
It's 2045 and failed standup comic TIM ANKA is prying open a decades-old cold case murder-- the mysterious death of restauranteur Michael Ball, who went down in a hail of gunfire behind his original BALLS location in July 2027. Tim tangles with retired detectives; Tim tussles with YouTube…
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