Barbara and Walter

Send us Fan MailWalter refuses to buy laundry detergent until it is Seniors Discount Day.....Walter tries to trim the bushes outside into shapes of animals and objects.....After bonking he head hard, Walter wonders why he couldn’t miraculously speak Spanish afterwards. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter accidentally puts a basket full of dirty laundry back in the drawers and closets.....Barbara buys new pillows for the bed.....Walter has a tough time trying to cross the street downtown. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter’s friends think that he has died after his cell phone goes into airplane mode.....Walter delays yard work, until it gets dark, in order to avoid a neighbour. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailSEASON PREMIERE - Walter pranks Barbara with something called “Talking Toilet Paper”.....Barbara has bowls of water all over the house for Mruchka.....Barbara and Walter question why a neighbour, in his 70s, bought a motorcycle. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailSEASON FINALE - Barbara finds herself in an embarrassing situation at a funeral.....Walter’s cell phone disturbs the diners at Lidwina’s Diner.....Barbara buys too many mustards. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter hates reality shows.....Barbara doesn’t like the welcome mat that Walter bought for the front door.....Eyebrows showed up at mall walking wearing a cape. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailBarbara calls out Walter for stealing items from the housekeeper’s cart in a hotel.....Walter complains that Barbara makes too much noise every time he tries to take a nap.....Walter wants to call the Bylaw Officer because kids use the town-provided poop bags to play with in the park. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter can’t handle the fumes from the new, extra strong cleaning liquid that Barbara bought for the toilets.....Walter decides to make homemade greeting cards because the ones in the stores are too expensive. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailBarbara and Walter shop for a new cat litter box for Mruchka.....Walter runs out of change at the car wash.....Walter is afraid that the neighbours’ security camera caught him scratching his bum. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter has a battle with the automatic soap dispenser in the mall washroom.....Walter thinks that all of the people on TV news nowadays look like kids. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter asks Barbara why she didn’t tell him that there’s “no gas” in the car.....The neighbour’s kid keeps parking his car in front of Barbara and Walter’s house.....Barbara plays a practical joke on Walter. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter gets in trouble when he says something in private that gets picked up by the baby monitor while visiting the Shmelters.....Barbara is mad at Walter for always splashing water on the bathroom mirror.....Walter decides to fix the pothole in front of the house by himself. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailAt a Chinese restaurant, Walter eats a fortune cookie with the paper fortune still inside of it.....Walter complains that Barbara uses so much hand lotion, that there is lotion all over the house.....Walter tries to hand down some of his clothes to his son Richard. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailSEASON PREMIERE:  Walter says “Hi” to people, that he sees working in the mall all the time, out in the public.  They have no idea who he is.....Barbara and Walter visit the Grabowskis at their retirement home on karaoke day.....Walter buys a laser pointer so that he can play “Chase The Dot” with Mruchka. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailSEASON FINALE - Walter wants to call the City to tell them that the hole in the poop bag drop-off bin is too small.....Barbara makes Walter wait while she sits in the car listening to a song she likes that came on the radio.....Walter shocks a nurse at the hospital when he comes to pick up Mr. Trotz after surgery and wants to load him into the trunk of the car. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailOne of Barbara and Walter’s neighbours gets stuck on his roof.....Walter is mad that some of the recliner chairs for the public have been removed from the shopping mall.....Autocorrect changes a message that Barbara sends someone.....Walter complains about a kid down the street who always plays basketball on his driveway. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailBarbara and Walter talk about why some people get tips and some people don’t.....Barbara signs Mruchka up to be in a TV commercial for cat food.....Walter is not happy that garbage pickup in the neighborhood has been changed from the morning to the afternoon. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailBarbara and Walter spy on a neighbour’s house when an ambulance pulls up to it.....After the wind blows everyone’s garbage bins down the street, Walter is mad that the one he got back isn’t his.....Barbara is embarrassed after she mispronounces a lady’s name at the hairdresser’s. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter complains about the baking competition shows on TV.....Walter wakes up Barbara and Mruchka when he tries to sneak a piece of cake in the middle of the night.....The new ear plugs Barbara buys for Walter, for when he sleeps, work too well.....Walter expects to be given a free lunch at Lidwina’s Diner because his glass has spots on it. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter takes a very large quantity of empty bottles from the bridge club party to          the bottle depot, and gets some unexpected reactions.....Barbara doesn’t realize that the black plastic bag she’s carrying downtown looks like the black plastic bags that are given out with purchases at the local sex store. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter tells a police officer to scout out an intersection in the neighborhood where people regularly ignore the stop signs.....Barbara buys a new brand of cat food for Mruchka.....Walter asks why Maria phones Barbara after every time they both watch “Murder She Wrote” on TV. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter doesn’t like the fancy dancy parking machines downtown.....Barbara again asks Walter, “You know who died?”.....Barbara is excited because the Dancercise instructor has invited everyone to bring a song from home to play at the next class. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailInstead of taking his car to the charity car wash put on by the boy scouts, Walter takes his car to the car wash featuring ladies in bikinis.....Walter questions why his son Richard borrowed one of Barbara’s blankets when he went to a movie at the theater.....Walter thinks that Barbara is trying to “tantalize” him.....Barbara has to step in when Walter can’t figure out how to purchase tickets on an airline company website. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailSEASON PREMIERE:  Walter learns that he has been drinking from the same bottle that the cat, Mruchka, has been drinking from.....When she finds herself in an awkward situation without money, Barbara figures out a plan in the grocery store parking lot.....Walter complains about there being too many reserved parking spots in public places.....Barbara moves the couch and finds dozens of Mruchka’s missing cat toys. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailSEASON FINALE - Walter does some acting and pretending in order to get a seat on the bus.....Walter discovers that Barbara has been putting chocolates, with bites taken out of them, back in the box of chocolates.....Walter thinks that memorial benches are stupid. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter blames Barbara for shrinking his pants when she did the laundry.....Barbara buys some binoculars to spy on the neighbours.....Someone farted in the hardware store and the employees blame it on Walter. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter tries to use a gift certificate, from a restaurant that doesn’t exist anymore, at a new restaurant that is in the same building where the old restaurant was.....Someone takes Barbara’s shopping cart when she goes to the washroom in the department store.....Walter thinks that they are getting phone calls at the house, from people trying to sell Tupperware, because Barbara and Walter signed the guest book at the Szmiegelski’s daughter’s wedding last summer. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter is not happy that someone is putting things in his garbage bin.....Barbara loses a hoop earring while shopping in the department store.....Walter takes things from the “Lost and Found” bin at the mall that aren’t his. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailBarbara wants Walter to stop bringing home packets of ketchup from fast food restaurants.....Barbara doesn’t like the new electronic speed limit sign on the street that shows the vehicle’s speed.....Walter gave Barbara a 7-day free trial coupon to a gym on her birthday.....Barbara wants Walter to stop clipping his toe nails in the bedroom. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter loses his parking ticket when he goes shopping at the mall with Mr. Trotz.....Barbara and Walter are going to the Shmelter’s for dinner that has been prepared on Mr. Shmelter’s brand new smoker.....Walter gets ripped off by a vending machine at the community centre. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailBarbara finds herself in an awkward situation in the parking lot of the grocery store.....Walter has started looking for jobs for Richard, for when he comes home from school for the summer.....Walter explains why he will never get his hair cut at Barbara’s hairdresser’s again. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter buys “day old” donuts from the bakery for his bridge club.....Barbara and her friend Maria misunderstand the dress code for a silver 25th wedding anniversary party. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailBarbara and Walter get interviewed by a TV News reporter outside the grocery store.....Helen, who hands out free taste samples at the grocery store, tells Barbara that she is very aware of Walter’s tricks in trying to always get more free samples.....A lady butts in front of Walter when he is in line at the grocery store. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailSEASON PREMIERE:  Barbara asks Walter why he doesn’t go to Dancercise with her.....Barbara and Walter talk about Mr. and Mrs. Seymour down the street.....Walter makes an announcement on the grocery store intercom. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailSEASON FINALE - Barbara accidentally leaves a sausage in the microwave overnight.....Walter won’t go to Lidwina’s Diner because waitress Katie is away on vacation.....Barbara and Walter talk about special nights that sports teams have when fans are allowed to bring their pet dogs to the game. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailBarbara gets mad when her last name is mispronounced on the P.A. system at the airport.....Walter gets mad when the passenger sitting in front of him on the plane reclines their seat.....Barbara wants to invite the Shmelters and the Trotzes over for New Year’s Eve. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailChristmas Episode --- The regular walkers were acting Christmas crazy at mall walking this morning.....Walter shares his annual safety message for the holidays.....Walter wants Barbara to re-gift the Clapper that their son Richard bought for them last Christmas. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter complains that Barbara has too many pillows on the couch.....Walter questions the plastic shopping bag ban at some grocery stores.....At Barbara’s hairdresser’s, Walter says the wrong thing to one of the salon’s customers. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter tries to sell a box of 8-track tapes to a used record store.....Barbara and Walter remember a vacation in Florida when the airline lost Walter’s suitcase.....A man who once hit on Barbara at a barbecue party died. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter drives around for 3 hours looking for the cheapest gas.....Walter loses some change from his pants pocket in the car.....Barbara and Walter reminisce about being at the park when a new fountain was unveiled. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter hates it when stores put up Christmas displays too early.....Walter complains that they pack too much cotton in Vitamin C bottles.....Barbara buys yet another foot stool for the house.....Walter’s bridge partner, Henry, got new hearing aids. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailCorduroy Pants accidentally sets off several mall walker’s car alarms in the parking lot.....Walter hates a recent reboot of a certain classic TV show.....Walter’s deodorant gives him a rash in each armpit. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailBarbara again brings up the idea of getting bicycles for herself and Walter.....Walter learns some Portuguese from neighbours Joe and his wife.....Walter tries to get back at real estate agents who keep calling and coming to the house. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailSEASON PREMIERE:  Walter puts a bumper sticker on his car.....At the gas station, Walter has to wait behind a lady checking dozens of lottery tickets.....Barbara is still trying to get a picture of her hairstyle up on the wall at her hairdresser’s. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailSEASON FINALE:  Walter and Mr. Trotz try to play chess at a cat café.....Walter almost breaks the Anderson's stair lift machine.....Walter makes fun of actors in TV commercials. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter rescues Mruchka from the roof of the house in the middle of the night.....Barbara will never play chess with Walter again.....Barbara bought some new makeup and Walter bought some whiskey. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailSquishy Face shows everyone at mall walking the stitches that she got in her arm.....Walter complains about people who use their cell phones in public washrooms.....Barbara tries to teach Walter about spam emails. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailWalter leaves a prank phone message for the Shmelters.....Walter is not good at remembering names.....Walter shares a news story of someone who tried to cheat in the HOV lane. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailBarbara thinks about maybe creating a cat walking business.....Barbara and Walter talk about the bizarre death of a man who was crushed to death by thousands of cheese wheels.....Barbara and Walter talk about how their listenership tripled after the passing of Barbara Walters.....Walter complains that restaurant menus have too many choices. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!

Send us Fan MailBarbara shares a few cooking tips.....Walter thinks some “punks” were playing the “ring the doorbell and run away” game on him and Barbara.....Barbara and Walter’s old friend, Mrs. Columbo, ropes off rooms in her house and has plastic covering all of her furniture.....Barbara and Walter’s son, Richard, is in his 13th year of university and still taking useless courses. / / / / /   Website:  https://www.barbaraandwalter.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/BarbandWalter  ..........email us at [email protected] you for listening to our show!