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Barely Cool

Hi, we're Ben Routley and Judah Middel. This podcast is just us talking about anything, anywhere. We're usually not planned and we're usually pretty dumb. But we're just a couple'a goofballs having fun.

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    40. Back on the Couch and Hanging Out In This Year of Our Lord

    The crew is back and just chilling. But tensions are high. Will this podcast live on? Tune in next week to see. ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    39. Late Night Draw With Me

    Some ASMR style draw-a-long content! Something in the stylings of Bob Ross but for a modern audience. Come along and draw with me! Grab some printer paper and a pen and get creative. ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    38. Mr. President They're Saying There's A NEW Barely Cool Episode...

    "Yes, Mr. President, Ben AND Judah are in this one... No dles... Just the classics... My god... They're on the couch again..." - Some Moron in the Oval Office Probably---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    37. ASMR For When Your Favourite Streamer Takes You Through The Dles (For Sleep)

    Judah is back again with another video that's perfect to play in the background while working, studying... or trying to relax and/or sleep! Or even playing the dles alongside. No edits. But that's PART of it.Please leave me a comment with what you'd like to see next!---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    36. gee bill! how come your mom lets you have TWO hosts for the dles? (Miscellaneous)

    It's an unprecedented time! Judah AND Ben are together for the daily dles. It's miscellaneous time! We're talking Connections, the crossword, Worldle, Framed, and more! How do they do? Well you'll just have to freaking tune in to find out!---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    35. chef boyardee won't know what hit em

    Ben and Judah are cheffing it up in the kitchen again. Making some SLOP. Making some MESS. Making some friggin GUNK. Just kidding. Ben and Judah are making egg sammies for breakfast. Join along and cook with two boys. Just you and the boys hanging out and cooking! What could be better?---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    34. Doing An Ice Bath Sauna Thermal Circuit Will Change YOUR Life!!

    This is real living. Do you want to be healthier? Do you want to live longer? Thermal bath circuits are the key! Go dip into a frigid bath. Go sit in a steamy egg sac in your backyard. Go lounge about with your good buddy! This is the way.---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    33. WHY ARE WE FEEDING THIS SLOP TO BABIES??!

    Ben and Judah are taste testing baby food for his baby to eat one day. Which baby food is the best? Which baby food is the worst? Which baby food is the most like vomit? After some Barely Cool hard-hitting journalism, we have the answers here for you!---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    32. they're saying he's chopped and washed and also unc fr fr

    It's time for Judah to run the Dles and Miscellaneous games once again! This time he's biting some swag from internetsacha today! He got that fit on though. Fr fr. Just like a usual Northernlion and Squeex and Jerma clone, he's back in a big way.---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    31. They're Saying Participating In Reality Is The New Meta

    Do you want the secret to a happy life? Try being present in the wonderful world around you! How about if kids these days got off of FACEBOOK and tried putting their FACES into a BOOK! Something to think about...---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    30. THEY'RE FACETIMING YOU!! WILL YOU ANSWER?

    Ben and Judah are calling you. How will you respond? Fans of the Barely Cool podcast will pick up! Fans of the Evil One will ignore! So true. Like and share if you agree!It's another unedited episode because Ben and Judah are so busy! Okay? Lay off!---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    29. We Tried The New McDonalds Burger Made Out Of VEGETABLES??

    The McVeggie is here in Canada and we tried it! How is it? Well you'll have to watch and see! It's not like a Beyond Meat or Impossible Burger. It's its own thing! Made out of veggies! Yum? Or dum? You decide... after WE DECIDE!---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    28. Unedited. Raw. UNRATED.

    This is the Barely Cool Podcast like you've never seen it before. Unedited. And raw. And also unrated. Like the title suggests. We've had a lot going on in our lives okay? NO INTRO MUSIC. NO OUTRO MUSIC. JUST TWO BOYS TALKIN. (Ben if you're reading this, it's because I didn't edit.) Welcome to the podcast of the future. This ain't your granddaddy's podcast!---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    27. Nobody should play Outlast 2 like this

    This is NOT the right way to play Outlast 2. It's also not the right way to record game video. Or the right way to record audio either. Ultimately, it's not really the right way to do any of this podcasting stuff. But when did we ever say we were going to do things the right way baby? L-O-Freaking-L---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    26. we're so back levels that have never been reached before (Miscellaneous)

    They're calling him the Gen Z Northernlion. And it's so true bestie! Judah is back with everybody's favourite Miscellaneous games! It's mind bending trivia and games to keep this young lad's mind pumping!---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    25. Jesus & Joan Crawford: A Sit-Down With Taylor Scott-Reimer & Leighton Graves | She Believed

    It's time to bring a little Jesus onto the Barely Cool podcast! Take a break from the spooky horror game of Outlast 2 and DEFINITELY take a break from Ben Routley! BOOM! FACE! Judah is joined by two old friends from his high school years; one of which has written a BOOK! That's right mom! You thought this podcast was going NOWHERE and now we have an AUTHOR guest! And also an AUTHOR'S FRIEND!---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    24. They're saying it's some sort of heretic temple?? | Outlast 2 | Let's Play

    Judah's back from his cruise (again). And he cruised directly into Ben's lap for some scary video game time! That's right! The Outlast 2 Let's Play Saga continues with another thrilling episode. You can stop asking for it, it's HERE! In this one, they find a church! Oh... wait a minute... we're getting news that it isn't... a church? It's actually some sort of heretic temple?? Huh. I didn't know that they still made those. Wow! It's in pretty good shape too! ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    23. I'm gonna need to pray after this one | Outlast 2 | Let's Play

    It's time to get scared! Judah is away on (another) cruise, so Ben is all alone for this one. He plays Outlast 2 which is super duper scary! It might not be as funny as some other video game streamers but word on the street is Ben has got that new dad who is having trouble adjusting and gaining weight vibe going, and I mean who doesn't love that! Haha. Thanks for listening and watching. ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    22. This house is IRRADIATED for SURE

    Ben and Judah are sitting in a house with a ton of radiation buzz. Whose house is it? Ben's of course! Get a geiger counter out to test the radiation levels of your house today! The rest of the episode is the usual stupid yammering that you've come to expect. But that's probably because of the spare uranium hanging around. ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    21. this guy might be the new northernlion (Miscellaneous)

    Judah is putting on his thinking cap. Or should I say BALD cap. Cause Northernlion is bald. He's everyone's favourite bald streamer. And Judah's favourite of course. So now Judah is back with the DLES, they call them that even though they're anything but.---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    20. Judah poops in this one

    Judah definitely has some kind of gluten sensitivity or something cause pee-EW! Hopefully that blood work tells us something! Please don't click off this episode cause I promise it gets good eventually! ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    19. is ben even ready to be a parent??

    Judah is gone this week! DON'T CLICK OFF! Ben (and his lovely wife and daughter) are together to give Barely Cool a new and fresh look--It's a high pace work environment so just keep up--come along as we do a bunch of quizzes and try to determine if we can do this whole parenting thing! Thanks! ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    18. They're saying he might be the GOAT of parenting

    Judah is being put to the parenting test! The test made by New Dad Ben that is. 14 questions to determine whether or not Judah would make an adequate father. And, much like his G1 test, he's going in sans-study. How does he do? Does he answer these sort of niche parenting questions correctly? Will he score high enough? I mean... they're saying he's kinda cracked. ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    17. Ben Is Back And Has A Kid Now

    Ben had a whole dang gosh dang whole CHILD? Yea that's right folks! We FOOLED you! He's been gone for WEEKS! You FOOLS! But now Ben is BACK and better than ever! Because he's a DAD!---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    16. Why Does Somebody Not Know How To Flush A Toilet After They've Had A PODCAST??!

    Well it was EFFIN one of YOUS! Guys for real, welcome back to the hit podcast that you all know and love as Barely Cool. We are back. And by we, I mean me. And by me, I mean Judah. Judah is back sitting on the toilet to record an incredible episode! Parodies, silly voices, and lots of laughs! Wow!---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    15. How to Podcast and Enjoy Your Life 101

    It's another late night ramble from ½ of the Barely Cool boys. That's right, you're stuck with Judah only tonight. He's talking about cheese mold, The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass speedrun ,and also how important podcasting is to maintain healthy adult relationships! ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    14. IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP!

    That's right it's time to wake up and smell the sunrise! It's 6AM and the morning is here and clear and ready to steer! Are you ready to accept the healing wellness of a beautiful sunrise with your best buddy? That's for you to decide and us to do! Come join us on this beautiful morn!---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    13. all our stuff falls while we’re on the roof

    Everything turns to chaos when we’re on the roof. Our stuff falls over, Ben is doing some weird metaphor for a real world issue, and then our stuff falls over again. What a mess.---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    12. ranking everything in the world

    Y'all ever hear of Tiermaker? Well in this one we're ranking things ON Tiermaker! WOW! What a novel concept! We rate water fountains! We rate chairs! We rate rating systems themselves! Wanna see if you agree with us? Play along at home! It's a great time to rank things in different tiers!---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    11. the best breakfast sandwich ever

    This is the perfect breakfast sandwich to eat for your mouth! Put it in your chewers and prepare to taste delicious! To be far, the Barely Cool Boys™ made SLIGHTLY different versions of this perfect breakfast sandwich, but I digress. Want to make it at home? It's quick and easy! AND TASTY! Grab some eggs, throw them in a pan, grab some bagels, some cheese, some spinach, and maybe a spread or two! Wow you really are a bonafide Gordon Ramsay! Or Bobby Flay! (Or Matty Matheson for all of our Canadian fans! *wink*) Try this recipe for yourself!---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    10. Ben LOST $2000 and the CRA is PISSED!!

    I sure hope Ben doesn't go to JAIL. He's a big part of our country's deficit. He's accountable for the loss of $2000 into the ether. Where could it have gone? Did he steal money from the government? Hard to say. He says no, but I'm not sure if I'm convinced. But hopefully he doesn't end up in prison. That would REALLY put a hit on this podcast. ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    9. LEAFS IN 4! (for real this time) | Toronto Maple Leafs v. Florida Panthers | Game 1 | Round 2

    Does your favourite NHL hockey team just never seem to get their man advantage going? Are you tired of the joyous feeling of seeing the official's hand swinging high into the air immediately followed by the dread of your team's inefficient play? Well dread no more. Introducing the PowerPlay Office! Put the days of poor power play percentage behind you! With PowerPlay Office your team will never fail to score on the power play ever again, most of the time! Sure you might miss your son's soccer game or your wife's PhD graduation, who doesn't from time to time! It's all worth it in pursuit of that sweet sweet feeling of playoff success! With PowerPlay Office, you will never feel disappointed again! It works all the time most of the time, guaranteed! Call now! ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram:https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    8. Canada Election Results 2025 | What is next for the country? | Carney Voted as Prime Minister

    The New Era is here! Mark Carney is your Prime Minister. The bad man Trudeau is finally vanquished (gone). Let's go over the stats. Incredible popular vote percentage for both the Liberals and Conservatives. Devastating lows for the New Democrat Party and friends. The people of Quebec thinking outside their province for once (who needs French right? Certainly not our Prime Minister). And one tiny little green blip. Mrs. May, you continue to be our little sweetheart. Will Maxime Bernier rise out of the ashes like an eyepatched villain in a bad soap opera (eggs and milk in hand)? What a turnout, what a rush, but crazier things have happened in this funny little up north country we call home. Tune in next season to see what happens to this crazy scene we call government! ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram:https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    7. LEAFS IN 4 BABYYYYYY | Leafs v. Senators Recap | Game 2 | Round 1

    Ridly Grieg #1 UNDESRIABLE!!! Reward of free mini putt (limit 1 round per person) for successful capture. Let's all bring this troublemaker to justice! Also the Toronto Maple Leafs are winning it all baby! Road to the cup starts here with the Barely Cool Podcast! ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    6. Survive | Movie Watchalong | Commentary Track

    Is this the WORST movie of 2025!? Not according to Mr. Prime (Amazon...that is). It's number 4 in Canada! At least it was when we recorded this. Survive, directed by Frédéric Jardin, is 2025's BIGGEST STINKER. Starring Émilie Dequenne and Andreas Pietschmann, Survive is movie about the ocean disappearing and having to fend off hungry aquatic wildlife...sort of. It's mostly about a bunch of other crap. Did you know that the last time the earth changed polarity was 700,000 years ago? Anywho...time to give Bezos some cash and toss some popcorn in the microwave, your two best friends are inviting you to cozy up for movie night! See you there (and by there I mean right here). ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    5. DON’T STEAL MY STAAAAAAR!! | Mario Party Superstars

    It's time for the best board game of all time! A board game that's actually a video game! That's right Ben and Judah are playing Mario Party Superstars! Throwback to the classic Mario Parties of yore, Mario Party Superstars highlights remodelled versions of fan favourite maps and minigames! They also have their wives playing with them! Wow! This game will test their friendship and marriages! Come watch! Also please read this entire description over in a Toad voice. Thank you! Hello! ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    4. Becoming Professional Chefs

    Somebody call Gordon, we have some new chefs on the market! Ben and Judah are becoming professional chefs. Nothing tests a chef like a brunch rush and so the boys are opening up a Brunch Nook serving up piping hot waffles. Almost as hot as these chefs in the kitchen. And boy, it sure is "HEATING UP IN HERE!" Ahhhhhhhh... seriously folks brunch is a serious thing. And so is the global unrest we see all around us. Hug your family. Keep them so so close.---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    3. explaining our podcast to the police

    Oh no! Judah and Ben have had a run in with the law! How will those silly boys get out of this one you ask? Well with none other than their charming wit of course! They are in no way thrown off or intimidated by men with guns. Especially Ben, that stuff doesn't scare him at all! He in no way feels scared to make hilarious jokes. Ok this is all the online time I have for today, see you guys same time tomorrow. Get it? Cause I'm in jail! Haha, we have fun here. Ok see ya. ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    2. Who Named British Columbia?

    I'm all alone in British Columbia, or BC for your shortform heads out there. And when I say "I'm" I mean "Judah am." That's right, I'm away and I realized I won't be home in time to get this episode recorded with Ben. In fact, I didn't even consult him at all about this before recording it. Some friend, huh? Also! It's a short episode! What an idiot I can be. Sorry about that! Anyways, British Columbia is a very beautiful place with a very stupid name. Tune in to hear about Stanley Park, the Vancouver Aquarium, and newfies. ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    1. trapped in a bathroom

    Guys it's here! Season 4 of the World's Best Podcast! Ben and Judah are kicking it off with an incredible time being locked in a bathroom. They are separated by stalls but joined together in love. It's a brand new season and the content is exactly the same. The years are passing by and the time is slipping through our fingers. You are not immune to the sands of time wearing away at your body. You are decaying. We are all turning into dust. ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

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    C. (~ex.e_season[null]_soon)

    struct group_info errorbarely-cool= loading [new season (null)=fun times]; alloc(int coming) *soonreturn (!BC)--;coming_to_you_live-pointer [block.ex.e]partial_alloc (++funny]atomic_set (*goodbits[0]funny (more than) not funny][fUntimEs=so [many]them {null} 404 {not found}Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

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    100. We Know Connor McDavid Personally | 4 Nations Faceoff Recap

    How many podcasts do you know that are based in Newmarket? One. Us. The Barely Cool Podcast is the only podcast coming to you straight from the hockey capital of the world, Newmarket, Ontario, Canada. You know who else is from Newmarket? Well just the golden boy himself, Connor McDavid. We know him personally, like super well. Just don't ask him about it though, cause it's our little secret and he will pretend like he has no idea who we are. Oh Connor, such a goofball. Anyways, congrats Canada on your big win. You earned it buddy. Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

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    99. CANADA becoming the 51st STATE??

    Military, not so good. Taxes, very high. Government up there? No, no government up there. Very weak. Their governor Justin, Mr. Trudeau...tsssch...not so good. Difficult to work with, he doesn't respect me. And FRANKLY I'm thinking not so good. But the people of Canada, they are good people. But they'd be better as Americans! We love them, don't we folks? The next great state...CANADA!!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

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    98. Informative McDonalds Mukbang

    Yum yum in my tum! It's time for a McDonalds Mukbang! But not just stuffing our mouths with food, you're gonna learn stuff too! It's time to merge the two very best things: learning & fast food! Wow! Get yourself a Big Mac and craxk open your textbook along with us!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

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    97. Deliver Us From Evil | Movie Watchalong | Commentary Track

    Do you ever watch a movie and think, "Wow I wish I could hear commentary from the people who made it. Y'know... get an inside scoop on the creative process?" Well you're in luck! How about a commentary track from two idiots who have no insight at all. Ben and Judah are watching the 2014 horror crime thriller Deliver Us From Evil. Watchalong with us! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

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    96. death is real and awful

    This caption is going to be simple like the thumbnail. Please think before you choose to take a life, it is all precious. Let's not be fantasizing about killing the guy causing problems at Taco Bell ok guys. Grow up, ok? Alright. Glad we had this talk champ. Mwah! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

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    95. am i normal?

    Have your b**ls dropped yet? No? Mine either! Or maybe they have?? How can you tell? Seriously, I'm asking you. I'm really self conscious about it. Do you mind if I show you? Can we compare? It'd really make me feel better. I mean what does "drop" even mean? Like do they fall out? It's really ambiguous. Like is it a gravity thing? Can they get stuck? Should I jump up and down? I really need someone to bring some clarity here. Anyways, time to "drop" your pants and show them suckers off ha ha ha. Seriously. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

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    94. might as well take em both

    Life is hard enough as it is. Why would you limit yourself in the finest of life's pleasures? Burgers? Pizza? Yeah... I'm thinking I'm gonna be taking both of them. The question itself is flawed. Move on. Live more. Or as the Bell says it, "Live mas!" Also thanks for listening and watching. Listening or watching? Why not both? Wait that's a different taco company. Oh well. Both of them. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

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    93. ben bought a stroller

    You ever have a hard time carrying your groceries? They are so heavy and they are so hard to get to your car. Well we have the solution for you! Get a stroller! It's perfect for carrying around...groceries...and most even come with an attachment for carrying the groceries around in your car! You'll never have to worry about safety again, of your groceries. Do what Ben did, buy a stroller exclusively for carrying around groceries, just groceries, nothing else at all that could go in a stroller. Ok see ya. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

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    92. FIX YOUR LIFE IN 2025

    It's time to take your year serious! Enough sitting around listening to lil baby unserious podcasts, it's time to tune your lazy ears to a serious podcast like Barely Cool. You want to know what it takes to be a real man? You want to stop getting looked over for that promotion? You want to finally take control of that crippling social media addiction? Well you will find out how to here, on the new and improved Barely Cool Podcast. Stay Hard. -B&J Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

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Hi, we're Ben Routley and Judah Middel. This podcast is just us talking about anything, anywhere. We're usually not planned and we're usually pretty dumb. But we're just a couple'a goofballs having fun.

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