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It would be fair to say that the King of Pop Michael Jackson was a controversial figure. But did you know that in the 2026 movie Michael literally none of it is addressed because the movie ends in the late 80s? Did you also know that the movie ends with a sequel tease? How will they do that? How could they possibly make a movie about the second half of Michael Jackson's life? Don't they know what he did???? Is it possible to make a Michael Jackson movie with a gigantic lawsuit sized hole in it?????? Well thank god the BS boys are here to answer that question in what might be their most dangerous episode yet. Listen to it whilst you still can.Theme music by the wonderful Eli EndresLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+You can physically send us presents to:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amazon Prime's hit TV Series The Boys is coming to an end and who better to speculate on the ending of Amazon Prime's hit TV series The Boys than da boys?! Who's going to eat V1? Who's Homelander's bio-mom? Will Hughie be the one to stop God-Emperor Homelander? Will the give that bulldog V1 juice so he can finally live his dream of making sweet love to Homelander? All these question and more answered or vaguely alluded to on today's Baseless Speculation! Also included is a bonus 35 odd minute Based Reaction to Daredevil: Born Again by Jacksom to avoid drinking poison (at the start of the episode) as well as an unexpected genuine moment where Jackson asks a question about "The Forbidden Milk". It's The Boys with Da Boys! Please sign up for BS+ to help your favourite boys not become blind, deaf and dumb (unfortunately we're already so stupid) as we are suffering!New theme music by the wonderful Eli EndresLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+You can physically send us presents to:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's been a long time coming, but BS boys are finally talking about Mandalorian and Grogu. Do they want to see it? Do they understand it really? Is star wars still good in the year of our lord 2026? These questions are difficult to answer. What we do know is that in this episode Jackson whiffs it on the wheel twice with devastating consequences for both him and Zammit, and that sort of eats up most of the run time. Jackson also gets called out for not watching Daredevil. Theres a lot going on.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+You can physically send us presents to:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're in Sydney and JD went missing for a few hours but that doesn't matter right now because we're joined by Benny Davis to ask what our ideal sci-fi sequel would be, which was really just a ham fisted way for us to defend Avatar against the hurtful things Benny had to say about it and for Benny to be eternally disappointed in us. Learn about Quintin the cockatoo that really just needed to go home, our pitch for Star Wars 2: A Newer Hope and listen for the exact moment Benny realises that we are not serious people. Also Mr Gattaca was going to Titan, a moon of Saturn, not Venus. One thousand apologies. Another apology because we know his name is Vincent Freeman, not Mr Gattaca. We're just being silly boys xx o.Go see Benny live at the Sydney Comedy Festival at the Factory Theatre from May 6th https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/benny-davis-bitter-sweet/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+You can physically send us presents to:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In blackest day, in darkest night, my ring! I will wear it so tight? And evil dead, from my ring, that’s the green lantern thing! Please note, the majority of this episode is dedicated to how easy it is to wreck your life by co-owning a pleasure horse with friends.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+You can physically send us presents to:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

JD has had 3 strong coffees and we all try podcasting: normal style for once in our gosh damn lives. Is this good? Is this what you want? Because it was hell for us. Hopefully after we see this film the most important question that is on everyone’s lips will be answered: is Ned still a wizard? Also a little addendum to today’s episode as in between recording this and it going live Paul got got by some guy with a knife or something. We are all very sad about it and hope Marvel retcons this asap. #welovepaul #bringbackpaul #paulheadsuniteLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+You can physically send us presents to:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A lot of claims were made about the new Mario movie and none of them came true. For your listening pleasure, or viewing pleasure if you’re watching youtube.com/@plumbingthedeathstar, JD eats 40 very cold chicken nuggets that he cares not for. So witness the best day of Jackson’s life in preparation for next week when Jackson has his worst day as he has to watch Midnight in Paris 4 times in a row. You can watch his beautiful face age in real time next Thursday at around 11am Melbourne time over at twitch.tv/sanspantsradio to keep him honest. He won’t be engaging in chat, but he will be having a bad time. We also talk about Mario. It’s fine to below average. A somewhat competent movie that is rather hollow but nice to look at. But you don’t care about that. You just want to know how badly JD suffers. And it’s a lot. He had to cancel plans. What an episode.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+You can physically send us presents to:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Motel life isn't for everyone, especially when Bryce HATES you. But thank you for celebrating our 48th birthday in this empty parking lot. Anyways, Mario? He got another movie coming out? Would it be weird if we went on a first date to your family Christmas? Don't answer that. Don't worry about it. Hey, who do you think is the villain of Mario Galaxy? It can't be Bowser again, surely. Bowser Jr. He's your bad guy! Bowser will go good I reckon. Unless Nintendo bring in Mr Prince Bean to really wreck those plumber brother days. That'll happen for sure. So what do you say, we putting these two twin beds together or what?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+You can physically send us presents to:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The world is bad and it keeps getting worse as your three favourite boys do their best to not just give up and spend the rest of their days in some kind of goon bunker away from everything that’s terrible. Unfortunately we can’t afford a bunker, for either gooning or non-gooning activities. Instead we have to look at the news and see how we’re all getting reamed this time. It’s unfair that we can’t ruin movies with our daddy’s money. We’d be so good at it! Instead this buffoon is going to make the next few years of entertainment unbearable so we can’t even escape from all the terrible things that are happening. Embrace the slop. There are no rules. That said, in a surprise turn of events after we recorded this, Paramount aren’t moving forward with human garbage Max Landis’ treatment for G.I. Joe. We are honestly just as surprised as you are.We also changed the theme song because we kept getting yelled at.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+You can physically send us presents to:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sony continue to prove they're the funniest production company out there by making the big claim that they're gonna reboot the Sony Spider-Man Universe. Why? We dont know. But we're certainly gonna talk about it. Some people say you can't shit the same bed twice but clearly theyre very wrong. Here's hoping for Madame Web 2.ALSOBaseless Speculation proudly introduces a wheel of torture/bad/evil/punishment in this episode in an attempt to hold themselves accountable/make their lives worse. Plus Zoo updates. This ep has it all.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+You can physically send us presents to:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Da Boys are back in town and it's time to crack open the blue face paint, get disappointed we're not on Pandora, try to hünk with a dog or whatever then get sad we can't do that either. Realise we all have Post-Avatar Depression Syndrome. Not get therapy. Continue to do this terrible podcast. Such is life. Plus Zammit tells a horrible story of fatherhood.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+You can physically send us presents to:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the third and final part of our Christmas Specials, so let's go out with a bang! This Week Zammit is taking us through a home grown delight, A Moody Christmas, with plenty of nostalgia filled holiday discussions and it wouldn't be a BS episode without yelling at Jackson. Thank you all for a wonderful 2025 for Baseless Speculation. This is our last episode of the year but rest assured we will be back in February with our review and discussion on big blue people movie! Heese facts will return next year... maybe. I kind of ran out of them in like April and have just been making stuff up since then. So who knows what's gonna happen. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the second part of our Christmas extravaganza!!! This Week JD is taking us through his favourite Christmas Classic - Jingle All the Way, what a lovely Christmas treat for all... IDK I haven't seen it, but it sounds like a wild time indeed. Who decided Reindeer were so cool anyway? Why do they get all the glory every Christmas and not our beautiful Heese brothers and sisters? Horses do way more actual work. I'm sick of this Reindeer propaganda!!! ALSO while we're on the subject, why does only Rudolph get a carrot? what about all the others? They should eat him and his f*cked nose!!! Anyway merry Christmas or whatever. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Christmas and to celebrate the festive season our three lovely festive boys will be looking back at their favourite festive classics. Do they hold up? Almost certainly not, but we'll have fun finding out. First up Jackson's pick of I'll Be Home for Christmas. Now lets all yell at him and enjoy, because that's what Christmas is all about!!!If Santa was in anyway cool he would have horses pull his sleigh, but instead he goes for inferior animals which I won't even name and it's not just because I can't spell it!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Miss Piggy is back... Maybe. And she's getting her own smash hit movie.... Maybe. All of this is up in the air but that's not going to stop us baselessly speculating... OH THATS WHY THE SHOW IS CALLED THAT???? Nice. Miss Piggy is not a horse, nor is she a pig. She is in fact a muppet, which is like a puppet but spelt differently. The more you know. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scrubs. I don't want no Scrubs. Pretty good song but that's not what we're talking about today. Instead since everyone's favourite quirky hospital based sitcom is returning to our screens we're gonna take a little look and ask "Hey....what is this? Will it be good? Almost certainly not."Horses are actually extremely knowledgeable in the field of medicine and would make for excellent doctors. However they are unable to speak due to the fact that they are horses, so their services are restricted to racing and farm work and probably some other crook stuff for now. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boy there sure are a whole lot of Star Wars these days, huh? Turns out there could have been even more, only with the twist of it actually being good. Unfortunately Bob Iger said no so now we have to imagine some absolutely premium Star Wars content instead.Now we all know Horses don't exist in the Star Wars universe, which frankly is a huge shame, but I have it on good authority (the High Heese Council) that if Horses did exists within that Galaxy Far Far away they would all be Jedi Knights and the Galaxy would be in eternal peace. So I guess it makes sense why George never included them.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back with our newish thing where we look at a thing at has already come out and talk about if that thing is good. This week it's all about Sinners so get involved and have some sexy sinners fun. Or don't. I'm not your mum. I actually haven't seen Sinners so have no idea if any horses appear or how I can relate that movie to a fun horse fact. Regardless, Horses are pretty sick!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the spookiest time of the year! So spooky that our beloved Joel Zammit could not handle it and was throwing up. So we got our good mate Damo to fill in and help us discuss that big snake movie that is coming out... at christmas... on this Halloween special... Look it works okay. Anacondas are terrified of Horses and as a result will not eat them. Horses will however absolutely devour a lovely pice of fried anaconda with some chips. Lovely stuff. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Those beautiful boys and girls over at insomniac have been cooking another Marvel game, this time all about the little angry boy Wolverine. Will it be any good? Will the Leaks hurt its performance? Will Spidey show up? Absolutely no idea but let's have a lil chat about it. As far as I'm aware there are no horses on the X-Men which in my opinion is a gross oversight by Charlie Boy. Why wouldn't he want a horse on there? Can you imagine Cyclops riding into battle against an army of sentinels on a horse? How sick would that be? Come on Charles... Idiot. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our good friend Joel Duscher is once again missing in action so we roped in our even better friend Adam to discuss all things Fallout season 2. Will it be good? Is season one good? What is a fallout? Honestly I'm not to sure I've never seen or played it. Adam seems to enjoy it though so that's good enough for me!Horses are unable to play video games such as fallout because they got those dumb horse feet that are actually just a big toenail... gross.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After 20 long years there's going to be a sequel to the Simpsons Movie. Incredible news... or is it? Let's break it down and dive deeper into Jacksons strange disdain for the first movie. What a fun time for everyone involved, especially you, our beautiful listeners. A baby horse, also known as a Foal, can stand and walk all within a few hours of being born, which means that they are physically superior to a dumb human baby. Pretty sick. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I took an arrow to the knee. What a fun and current reference that we can all enjoy! This week the beautiful Adam stops by andfills in for JD while we discuss the seemingly inevitable Elder Scrolls TV Series... or movie... but mostly series. Horses exist in the Elder Scrolls Universe and therefore are relevant to this episode, so that's pretty fun. These are getting pretty terrible aren't they? Suggest some other fun facts I can give. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The BS boys are trying something new! calm down, stop crying its okay! Instead of looking ahead at the future releases, we're going to be looking back at the big releases of anytime before now. So get excited while we talk about the movie that's in a computer or something!Horses have no use for computers therefore do not care about the Tron franchise, which is why Jared Leto doesn't like them. So good for horses really. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we're going full Benoit Blanc and diving deep into the mystery of the latest Knives Out (Dumb Name for the franchise) movie. Who exactly did kill the victim? Based on the one trailer we kind of half watched we're going to figure it out once and for all. A horse would never purposefully kill a man.... Actually I don't think that's true. I think they have many times... but those men probably deserved it so it's fine I guess. Anyway All my Heese friends are innocent and have never done anything wrong. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bagpuss! Everyone knows and loves him, What's that? You have no idea what this horrid little British cat is? Well lucky for you there's a big Hollywood movie coming out about him so let's dive deep and figure out wtf this sad little rotten cat is all about. As far as I'm aware Bagpuss is neither a horse, nor does he interact with a horse. But truth be told I have seen pretty much zero Bagpuss so that could be a lie. But let's just take it as truth anyway.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's no secrtet round these here parts that the BS boys are looking forward to 'Avatar 3: now there's fire blue people!' But what do we think is going to happen? Will it be as good as the first to entries in this franchise? Will it make 10 Billion dollars at the box office? Probably not but let's find out!The Horses in the Avatar universe are known as Direhorse's. They have six legs and one of those hair dick things you can connect to. Pretty sweet. But are they as cool as regular earth horses? Obviously not. Nothing is superior to our beautiful earth Heese. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look I'll be honest, I know pretty much nothing about Mortal Kombat, while I was editing this and listening to the boys talk, I had no idea what was going on, but I had a good time, and you will too when you listen to this episode, that's the Sanspants guarantee... I think. Horses (Or Heese to use their correct plural term) are notoriously prominent fighters in the Mortal Kombat tournament. Since it began in 1284 (idfk man) there has been over 100 different horse champions. Good on those beautiful equestrian boys. Have a carrot on me lads. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Clayface! That Famous Batman Villain we all know and love. He's pretty cool I guess. Anyway he's getting a movie, and we're gonna figure out exactly what it's gonna be... eventually. We gotta get some hair talk done first, but we'll get to it. If Batman had a horse based villain he'd be probably be the best one and would kill him in like an hour or whatever because horses are sick. Also maybe he does already have a horse based villain. Don't at me. At Jackson instead. Pretend he wrote all of this and send all your complaints to him. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They're making another Predator Movie. What's it about, the subway guy? Hopefully not but why not talk about him anyway, and when we find the time we'll fit in some discussion on the upcoming Predator movie where we can. Predators would never hurt horses because they are good friends. (I've actually never seen a predator movie, so if one does kill a horse at some point just know that that one is a rogue and shunned from predator society.)Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow, now just titled Supergirl is the second upcoming project from the new DCU and boy are we jazzed. What will happen? Will there be a girl? Will she be super? Will Jackson or Zammit have to shave Spider-Man webs into their head? Time to find out I guess!Horses love a Sunday roast. Take them to a pub Carvery and they lose their fucking minds. It's pretty sick. Honestly they are just like me for real. Maybe I am just writing facts about myself now. Who knows. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FAN TAS TIC FOUR. Hopefully you read that in the way the way the choir sings it from the movie or whatever. Anyway it's been 10 years so it's time for another attempt at Marvel's first family, but will it be any good this time? Let's find out. Do you guys even care about my fun horse facts anymore? I feel like no one actually reads these. But if you do here's a special one just for you. The plural of Horse is Heese :)Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another Hollywood remake and it's bound to be a banger... Maybe. Edgar Wright is helming this updated version of the Running Man starring Glen Powell, but will it be any good? Let's find out. Time for another very fun and totally real Horse fact! Horses have adopted capitalism and as such are being crushed under its weight. Have a nice day. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's finally here, the movie we have all been anticipating ever since the post credit scene of Black Adam!!! Lets break down this newest iteration of the worlds most famous super hero! What did we think, did we love it? Is it pretty good? Should you let Jackson cuck you? Find out all the exciting answers to these questions and more in the episode. Fun Fact Superman is not a horse... so yeah... there you go... As you were. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look, we might have forgotten to do an episode on Fantastic Four until just now, but that doesn't mean we won't bring our usual high standard of journalistic integrity to breaking down and speculating all about this movie. Get ready for absolute cinema.... The cinema in question is this episode of Baseless speculation, not F4 just to be clear... That will probably be okay I guess. The Fantastic Four do not use horses to get about. Instead they choose to use a flying car or sometimes a rocket. Idiots if you ask me. Imagine a big rock man on a horse? How sick would that be?... These horse facts have really gone down hill haven't they?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay not really. But maybe we did, who knows? The only way to really find out is to listen to this beautiful podcast by three beautiful boys and then you'll know once and for all if we lied to you. There is a horse in a Spider-man movie that apparently has spider-man powers and that's pretty sick. But the Horse is also ridden by a cowboy Spider-man with cowboy spider powers and that's even sicker. So pretty cool horse fact I think we can all agree. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spooky Spooky Ghosts, Spooky Spooky Dolls, and the perhaps the scariest thing of all, a pair of no good scam artists! What is this franchise? What Is next for the Warrens and their long history of being upstanding good people who never had sex with anyone underage. Don't Worry about it. Anyway let's find out. Horse Ghosts are 100% real and if you kill one that spooky mf will haunt you until the day you die, Legally I cannot tell you how I know this information, just trust me. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jurassic World 4, or Jurassic Park 7, however you wanna think of it, they sure did make another dinosaur movie, but what is gonna happen? Will we finally get human dinosaurs? Probably not but that would be pretty sweet, anyway listen to us talk about that movie or shut up. Horses share 95% of their DNA with dinosaurs. I'll be honest I made this one up, but that would be cool right? Imagine horse dinosaurs. Pretty sick. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Skibidi Toilet, the newest thing that is rotting all the brains of those iPad kids all over the world! Apparently it's gonna be a movie so lets figure out wtf it actually is and what is gonna happen in this new Michael Bay Masterpiece!Horses are unable to use regular toilets since they are so large Instead they are forced to relieve themselves out in the fields which is both cruel and gross. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 Years Later, a movie set 23 Years after, 28 Days Later. Absolute hack. Wait 5 years. Anyway this movie is coming out so maybe Zombies are coming back into the zeitgeist. Did they ever really leave? there is like 1000 Walking Dead shows so who knows, but is anyone even watching them? Maybe but who cares because we are here to talk about a different zombie thing.... some of the time anyway. Horses are actually immune to the Zombie virus. Think about it. Have you ever seen a zombie horse? check mate atheists. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elio - Pixar's newest adventure about a little boy going to space but there has been all kinds of trouble behind the scenes and potentially the movie has been entirely changed. Can it be salvaged? Will it be any good? What would we do for a million dollars? Come find out I guess. Jackson has sniffed up to 25 horses (Unverified)Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Predator Killer of Killers is a brand new show coming out soon about everyones favourite murderous monster, doing what it does best across time, so join us as we barely talk about that and mostly discuss the complexities of cinema etiquette, and Jackson cleaning in the nude! It's a good fun time!Horses have a very low tolerance for dumb people, meaning they would absolutely hate you. Lol get wrecked. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We watched the first two episodes, so we might as well finish the season I guess. Can we tell it was broken up and completely rewritten into a different show? Yeah absolutely it's very obvious, but we'll have a good time breaking it all down and talking about Jacksons many many many eccentric quirks. Horses are not blind and do not fight crime. This makes them unlike Daredevil in that respect. You cannot deny that is fundamentally a fact about horses, and if you try to I'll see you in court. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are movies back? is Marvel back? Are we back??? All these questions and more will be answered (probably not) We saw Thunderbolts Asterix and now we definitively know what the Asterix is for. You gotta listen to find out though. Engagement bait etc. There are zero horses in the Thunderbolts* Movie... maybe. I've only seen it once at this point but like maybe there's one in the background somewhere or like on a billboard ad in New York or something? Anyway point is I'm pretty sure there are no horses in this movie which is your horse fun fact for this weeks... Yes this counts. Fuck you.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They sure do love to tell us a big new Star Wars movie is coming. Not so much actually making them but boy do they love telling us they are definitely going to happen. Let's take a look and see exactly what has been announced since the last Star Wars movie was released. So many great movies to look forward to that absolutely will 100% come out... right?Fun Fact if you told a horse that you love them they would judge you super hard. Turns out they just like you as a friend and all the time you put in developing your relationship with your beautiful horse actually meant nothing to them, they would much rather date another horse than you... On an unrelated note I am looking to sell a horse. Get in touch to discuss the details. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thunderbolts Asterix. What does the Asterix mean? Will they be the Dark Avengers? Will they be the regular Avengers? Will they be the Suicide Squad but for Marvel? Who knows but lets try to figure out what is happening and what is to come in marvel movie number 4763! Did you know that Horses actually love podcasts. Specifically this one. They think it's so sick and honestly the only reason these facts are here each and every week is so that the beautiful horse kind can learn more about themselves. Good for them I reckon. Shout out to all our horse listeners. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tron Ares sure is coming out some point soon maybe, and better yet it stars everyone's favourite actor, the dude from 30 Seconds to Mars who has never done anything crook. Come join us for a fun chat about normal men doing normal things, movies that are not Tron Ares and occasionally Tron Ares. Fun Horse fact Number 7592: All horses are gay. That's it. That's the fact. Just all horses are gay. See you next week. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is the most exciting way to reveal the cast of the next big Marvel movie? That's absolutely right, a whole bunch of empty chairs. I mean it's just so painfully obvious, this is why DC failed because they didn't bring out the empty chairs. Anyway let's watch this for 5 hours and have a great time maybe. Horses are fluent in both Japanese and French but struggle with Italian, mostly because of the hand movements. They only have hooves. Once again is this a very true fact. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Huge thank you to Grace Jarvis for joining us for this weeks episode, be sure to pick up tickets to her upcoming comedy festival shows and follow her on social media!Melbourne Tickets - https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/just-because-i-m-crying-doesn-t-mean-i-m-not-having-a-nice-time/Brisbane Tickets - https://www.brisbanecomedyfestival.com/events/grace-jarvis/Sidney Tickets - https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/grace-jarvis-just-because-im-crying-doesnt-mean-im-not-having-a-nice-time/Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gracejarvisohno/?hl=enFreaky Friday is back and this time there's more people getting swapped. What lessons will they learn? Will Jackson ever be Freaky Friday'd with a a dog? Should that Chinese woman pay for her crimes? Have a listen and find out I guess.Horses. Gotta love em. Just some big lovely fellas, and maybe sometimes ladies but I can't be sure. I'm no scientist. Anyway do you love horses? Let me know. Or don't. I don't really care to be honest.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Editors Note: Apologies folks. For some reason during the recording Jackson’s microphone cut out for about 8 minutes at 52:48 (Timing might be a little off depending on ads) and then again in the last 2 minutes of the podcast. The audio you will hear for him is from the iPhones used to record the footage. It has been cleaned up as best as possible but is obviously not as good as speaking directly into a broadcast microphone. thankfully it does not last too long.Minecraft. You love it. Your kids loves it. Everyone loves it. So why not make a movie from it right? It's a billion dollar idea, but the question is what the heck is it about? And how do we get Jack Black in it??? lets find out.Did. you know that Horses can live to be 1500 years old in some circumstances. You may think that's just completely false and something made up by a man going insane having to find a new horse fact every week, and to that I say I'll see you in court.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.