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Batir We Go

Have you ever wanted to be a fly on the wall of a mid 30’s happily married couple? Same. Batir We Go features Joe and Ali Batir as they sit on their couch and discuss the finer things in life: oatmeal raisin cookies, bad tv shows, and hot takes on stupid Olympic Committee rules... among other things. If you found this podcast, we are frankly shocked. #batirwego

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  1. 88

    Hold on to your butts!

    The Batirs discuss Joe's recent hunting trip, football, butt breathing, and the complexity of pastoring in a modern world.  Sources: Can breathing out your butt save your life?

  2. 87

    Batir We're Back!

    After almost a year hiatus, the Ali and Joe are back, baby! They discuss what they've been up to since their last episode, discover if their 2025 predictions came true, and what on earth is going on in Denmark's zoos?! Referenced Articles: Denmark Zoo Asks For Donated Pets

  3. 86

    2025 Predictions

    The Batirs make their predictions fort 2025. 

  4. 85

    You can't believe everything on the internet.

    The Batirs talk about neanderthals, megafauna, and SMU football highlights.   Discussed Resources:  The Menu of North American Ice Age peoples New solar system with Sun Neanderthals Made a Tar Pit    

  5. 84

    New House, Same Pod.

    The Batirs are back and recording from their new house. They get their listeners up to speed on everything that has happened since moving in as well as an exciting edition of "Does Joe Know?".   Discussed Resources: Teverra in Alaska Matching dinosaur footprints found on opposite sides of the Atlantic Ocean

  6. 83

    An End to an Era

    The Batirs announce their last episode... before the move into their new home and catch up on some interesting articles form the past few months.    Discussed Resources: The Rest is History Podcast Stunning discovery of 9000-year-old rock art shows humans knew about dinosaurs The UK is running out of Ghosts Neanderthal Skull with Down Syndrome  New Dinosaur with lots of Horns The Earth's Core is Slowing Down  

  7. 82

    Dumpster Diving & Tootsie Pops

    The Batirs discuss the beginning of Dumpster Diving Season, animal news, and how many licks does it take to eat a Tootsie Roll pop?   Discussed Articles: Scientists discover hidden oasis of life underneath world’s driest desert Scientists Communicate with Twain the Whale 100 New Species Discovered T-Rex Could have Used Tools

  8. 81

    Raising Canes is Overrated

    The Batirs are back after a two month hiatus and SHOTS ARE FIRED. Ali puts Raising Canes on blast and Lady and Gentleman Batir discuss multiple updates in evolutionary biology.  Discussed Resources: Human Evolution is Reversed Symbiosis in Action Animals are Sentient  

  9. 80

    Related, But Unrelated

    Jump into a whirlwind of diverse discussions on "Batir We Go" as we traverse hilariously unrelated yet connected topics. From Ali's experience working at Radio Disney to the speculative existence of aliens and humorous tales of UFO sightings in France, this episode is truly a rally of diverse subject matter. We also discuss the fascinating world of pets, specifically, a deep dive into the peculiar world of hairless cats.

  10. 79

    2024 Predictions

    The Batirs make their predictions for 2024!   Discussed Articles: Pierce Brosnan Trespasses Houses on the Moon

  11. 78

    Cults & Why Young People Aren’t Getting Married

    Welcome to Batir We Go Lite... the show where the Batirs overbooked and have to squeeze in a podcast before a prior commitment. They discuss Max's new documentary "Love has Won: God is Mother", the differences between cults and religions, and how identity politics are affecting today's youth. Discussed Resources: Love Has Won: God is Mother If attitudes don’t shift, a political dating mismatch will threaten marriage

  12. 77

    Social Conditioning & The Downfall of Human Civilization

    The Batirs discuss how society has evolved over time, how what we believe today is a product of different factors, and the downfall of civilization as we know it. Discussed Resources: Post-Christianity? Podcast The Great Leap Forward Family & Civilization by Carle C. Zimmerman The Old World and the New 1492–1650: The Wiles Lectures Given at the Queens University Belfast 1969 by J.H. Elliot Remaking the World: How 1776 Created the Post-Christian West by Andrew Wilson

  13. 76

    Lost at Sea

    The Batirs discuss Halloween and catch up on recent events. Discussed Articles: The Moon is Old Search for Lock Ness Man Missing at Sea Found Best Cheese Dog Goes Missing in the Airport Giant Hamster Wheel of the Sea

  14. 75

    Would You Rather? - Appalachia Edition

    The Batirs are back after a two month hiatus. They discuss Ali's lack of geography skills, bologna sandwiches, and debate the pros and cons of running into a serial killer on the Appalachian Trail.

  15. 74

    Climate Dads & Gravitational Waves

    The Batirs discuss all the articles they haven't had time to talk about since the last episode. They cover multiple topics including Europa, EV batteries, and Hank Green.   Discussed Articles: Gravitational Waves Kenyan Death Cult No Core for Europa Ships with Giant Kites Massive Phosphate Deposits

  16. 73

    An Apology and Flame-throwing Robot Dogs

    The Batirs address the elephant in the room as well as the new research on the dangers of Diet Coke. Discussed Articles: Flame-throwing Robot Dogs

  17. 72

    Seven Degrees from Joe Batir

    The Batirs discuss Joe's connections to the world of science and Ali is a terrible tipper. Articles: Earth has Been Nudged Synthetic Embryos Geologists Challenge Conventional View of Earth

  18. 71

    When in Rome...

    The Batirs are back after a long hiatus from podcasting. They recap their family vacation to Rome and Naples and also discuss the tragic downfall of the name Kyle.

  19. 70

    Earth Day 2023 Recap

    The Batirs recap Earth Day 2023 (Aka Batir Christmas) and discuss the following articles: 500 Days in a Cave Mammoth Burgers Mars Finds Evidence of Water

  20. 69

    Mammoth Meatballs & Successful Relationships

    The Batirs discuss mammoth meatballs, 9 phrases people use in healthy relationships (according to science), and Dr. Joe corrects mainstream magazines.   Discussed Resources: Mammoth Meatballs The Earth's Core Is Wrapped In Ancient Ocean If you use any of these 9 phrases every day, ‘your relationship is more successful' than most

  21. 68

    How to win and influence people.

    The Batirs answer a listener question: How do they parent around video games. They discuss their experiences growing up with video games, the rise of e-sports, and Ali never wants to be famous. 

  22. 67

    Holy Grails and Big Questions

    The Batirs discuss the location of the Holy Grail and the Ark of the Covenant and debate the importance of religious artifacts. They also talk about parenting through big questions and whether "frickin" is a curse word. Discussed Articles: Is the Holy Grail under a house?

  23. 66

    Do People Float or Sink in Lava? (Featuring Jacob Batir)

    The Batirs are back and, this time, its all three of them (until bedtime). Jacob starts us off with an in depth look at volcanos and snakes. Mom and Dad finish the conversation with alien motherships, millennial triggers, and their 8th wedding anniversary. Discussed Articles: Virus in Permafrost Chernobyl Dogs Galaxy Breakers

  24. 65

    Ancient DNA and Silly Accents (Featuring Robert & Casey)

    The Batirs are joined by Casey and Robert and revisit neanderthals and zombies as well as discuss baptizing dead people and quantum foam. Discussed Resources: Cancer Patient Develops Uncontrollable Accent Quantum Foam Biblical DNA in Modern Populations Pedro Pascal SNL Clip

  25. 64

    Bonding with Neanderthals

    The Batirs discuss Neanderthals, aging gracefully, and the top ten dirtiest cities in America.   Discussed Articles: Dirtiest Cities in America Extreme Aging 9,000 year old Stone Henge  

  26. 63

    Do zombies have souls?

    The Batirs discuss whether zombies have souls, the earth's core taking a pause, and the string of curious incidents at the Dallas Zoo.

  27. 62

    AI, Fast Fashion, and the Role of the Church

    Welcome to 2023! The Batirs discuss what they are currently watching on television, AI's takeover of baby products, how fast fashion is cluttering our lives, and ponder what the Church can do about it.   Discussed Resources: AI Stroller Books: Futureville Dawn Searching For Enough  

  28. 61

    Alien Minerals, Surviving Volcanos, and the Best of 2022

    The Batirs are back for the last episode of 2022!   Discussed Articles: Alien Minerals

  29. 60

    Houston is out of water, Shotgun Club, & why Santa skips our house

    The Batirs discuss Houston's current water crisis, weird new laws, and how they are handling Santa with their son.

  30. 59

    We’re back, baby!

    The Batirs are back after a brief hiatus. Ali read some entires from her high school journals, they discuss "types", and all things Greece.

  31. 58

    #funfacts

    The Batirs are back after an unplanned 2 week hiatus.    Discussed resources: Cryogenic Facility Article

  32. 57

    If you knew this wasn’t the end, how would YOU change the world?

    The Batirs are back after a week hiatus. They discuss their new busy schedules as well as how one's view of the end of the world determines how they live in it.

  33. 56

    North Texas Giving Day & Felon Friendly Hiring

    The Batirs discuss the complexities of the hiring felons and their experience serving with people who've served time.

  34. 55

    Cryogenics and Catching Up

    Joe is back! He regales us with his tales from the geothermal conference world and we talk about the craziness that is cryogenics. 

  35. 54

    Jake has been promoted to Co-Host

    With Joe out of town, Ali has a new temporary co-host: her 4 year old son. They discuss Jake's love of Jurassic Park and how one would make smores using miniature marshmallows.

  36. 53

    Finding Sweet Deals & Severed Feet

    The Batirs discuss their recent thrifting adventures as well as the severed foot found in Yellowstone last week.   Discussed Resources: Human Foot Found Floating in Yellowstone Hot Spring

  37. 52

    Was Joe a victim of hazing?

    The Batirs have a new pet, Ali investigates whether Joe was hazed in high school, and we both say 'poop' more times than we are comfortable with. Discussed Articles: Rainwater everywhere on Earth unsafe to drink due to ‘forever chemicals’, study finds Through the Eyes of a Fighter: Cutting Weight

  38. 51

    Making Space for Space

    The Robinsons are back on the pod! This time, Haley is in charge and has chosen 7 things to talk about... and all space related!

  39. 50

    Hunting Dogs & Brain Transplants

    The Batirs are tired and loopy. So naturally they will be able to easily transition from talking about hunting dogs to the complexities of transplanting one's brain. Enjoy.

  40. 49

    The Challenge of Summer Birthdays

    Ali and Joe discuss the challenge of summer birthdays, the strange evolution of gift giving, and share a message from the great American buffalo.

  41. 48

    Happy 4th Birthday!

    Happy Birthday Jacob! Joe and Ali wish Jacob a very happy birthday and discuss the vast differences in their high school experiences. 

  42. 47

    Remember the Alamo?

    The Batirs recap their 24 hours in San Antonio and discuss Moonfall, the upcoming NASA photos, and another edition of Does Joe Know?

  43. 46

    Growing Your Own Meat

    Ali and Joe discuss new innovations in food, how changing diet affects the climate, and C.S. Lewis' Out Of The Silent Planet. Discussed Resources: The Future Of (Netflix)

  44. 45

    Welcome to Mammoth Park!

    The Batirs survived their first covid infection (and hopefully their last). They discuss quarantine, talking to dead relatives, and the new initiative to de-extinct the wooly mammoth. Discussed Resources: Alexa will soon mimic your dead relative's voice Solving the Colossal Problem of Extinction | Colossal

  45. 44

    Does Joe know?

    Stolen artifacts, sentient A.I., Alaskan mammoths.... Does Joe now?   Discussed Resources: Alaskan Wooly Mammoths Geologist Sentenced to Prison Sentient A.I.

  46. 43

    America’s Sorting Hat

    Joe and Ali discuss "The Big Sort" and its future implications. Discussed Resources: With God Daily

  47. 42

    Probing Uranus

    We introduce two new segments: "Who Asked For This?" and "Does Joe Know?" Discussed Resources: AI Using Micro Chips that Act like Human Brains NASA will send probes to Uranus Signs of life is 830 million year old salt? Divided By Faith [BOOK]

  48. 41

    Introducing Green Day’s #1 Fan

    This weekend, the Robinsons surprised the Batirs by coming to Dallas. So, naturally, they decided to have them on the podcast. This quad discuss a wide array of topics, including a recent archeological dig, a rambunctious group of middle schoolers, and Joe's all-time favorite band: Green Day.   Discussed Resources: Female Clergy Found in Israel Salem Witch Exonerated  

  49. 40

    Live from I44

    The Batirs record live from their 9 hour road trip back home from Missouri with special guest: Jacob Batir. Discussed Resources: Ancient Tooth Found in Cave New Pentagon UFO Report

  50. 39

    בּת׳ר אנחנו הולכים

    The Batirs are back at it again. This week, we've got more headlines from Ali: ghost hunting, moon plants, Alabama cave drawings, and the short history of the human language. Discussed Articles: Lunar Plants Ghosting Hunting Lottery Winners U.S. Native American Boarding Schools

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Have you ever wanted to be a fly on the wall of a mid 30’s happily married couple? Same. Batir We Go features Joe and Ali Batir as they sit on their couch and discuss the finer things in life: oatmeal raisin cookies, bad tv shows, and hot takes on stupid Olympic Committee rules... among other things. If you found this podcast, we are frankly shocked. #batirwego

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