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Battered Herons: An Inter Miami Podcast
by Battered Fans
Two Inter Miami fans and Season Ticket Holders have a weekly podcast about all things Inter Miami. Daniel a life long soccer fan, and Kris who has just recently fallen in love with the beautiful game. Two different points of view, but a shared love for the club and game.
Episodes
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INTER MIAMI IS ON FIRE! Can the Herons Make It 4 Straight vs NY Red Bulls? | Match Preview
INTER MIAMI IS ROLLING THREE STRAIGHT WINS! CAN THE HERONS MAKE IT FOUR? After a difficult stretch of the season, Inter Miami has completely changed the conversation with three consecutive victories over D.C. United, NYCFC, and Atlanta United! Now the Herons travel to face the New York Red Bulls…
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BATTERED HERONS EPISODE 600 | All Things Inter Miami with Special Guest
600 EPISODES OF BATTERED HERONS WE MADE IT TO 600! What started as a passion for Inter Miami has grown into 600 episodes of unforgettable moments, passionate debates, incredible victories, heartbreaking defeats, and a community of Herons fans that continues to grow! Tonight, we’re celebrating a...
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En Español: ¡INTER MIAMI ESTÁ IMPARABLE! 3 Victorias Seguidas Tras Dominar 3-1 al Atlanta United | Las Garzas
¡INTER MIAMI ESTÁ EN SU MEJOR MOMENTO! ¡TRES VICTORIAS CONSECUTIVAS PARA LAS GARZAS! Inter Miami derrotó 3-1 al Atlanta United en una actuación dominante y continúa su gran recuperación en la recta final de la temporada 2026 de la MLS. Después de una racha muy complicada, en la que Miami…
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INTER MIAMI IS ON FIRE! 3 Straight Wins After Dominating Atlanta United 3-1! | Postgame
THREE STRAIGHT WINS! INTER MIAMI IS GETTING HOT AT THE PERFECT TIME! Inter Miami defeats Atlanta United 3-1 in another dominant performance, extending its winning streak to THREE consecutive matches! After a frustrating stretch where the Herons managed just one victory in ten games, everything...
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Miami Before Messi: The Forgotten Story of the Miami Fusion
Before Lionel Messi. Before David Beckham. Before Inter Miami. There was the Miami Fusion On this special episode of Battered Herons, we’re joined by Joe Shaw, author of Miami Before Messi, to uncover the incredible rise and heartbreaking fall of South Florida’s original MLS franchise. From the...
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THREE STRAIGHT?! Inter Miami Looks to Stay HOT vs Atlanta United | Preview & Predictions
INTER MIAMI IS GETTING HOT AT THE PERFECT TIME! After weeks of frustrating results, defensive mistakes, and late-game collapses, the Herons have suddenly turned things around! Two consecutive victories. Six goals scored. ZERO goals conceded. Following a dominant 4-0 win over D.C. United and a...
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INTER MIAMI IS GETTING HOT! Back-to-Back Wins
INTER MIAMI IS GETTING HOT AT THE RIGHT TIME! TWO GAMES. TWO WINS. AND THE HERONS ARE BUILDING MOMENTUM! After a frustrating stretch where Inter Miami managed just one victory in ten matches, things are finally starting to turn around. Following their dominant 4-0 victory over D.C. United, Inter...
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En Español:¡INTER MIAMI DESPERTÓ! Victoria ante D.C. United y Comienza la Lucha por los Playoffs
¡INTER MIAMI VOLVIÓ A GANAR Y LAS ILUSIONES ESTÁN MÁS VIVAS QUE NUNCA! Después de conseguir solamente UNA victoria en sus últimos DIEZ partidos, Inter Miami necesitaba una reacción urgente. Tras dos semanas de descanso por la fecha FIFA, las Garzas regresaron con una actitud completamente…
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INTER MIAMI IS BACK?! Dominant Win vs D.C. United Sparks Playoff Push! | Postgame Reaction
IS INTER MIAMI FINALLY BACK?! After winning just ONE of their previous TEN matches, Inter Miami desperately needed a response. Following a two-week international break, the Herons came out with renewed energy and delivered a dominant performance against D.C. United! On tonight’s episode of…
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Inter Miami Can’t Close Games! The Stats Behind the Defensive Collapses
Inter Miami has a serious problem: they can’t close out games. We’ve talked about the defense all season, but for this episode of Battered Herons, we’re putting opinions aside and letting the numbers tell the story. We’re breaking down every MLS goal Inter Miami has scored and conceded this…
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THE INTER MIAMI HATE IS REAL! Are the “Dark Arts” Complaints Fair?
The Inter Miami hate has reached another level. Over the last few days, there’s been plenty of criticism surrounding the Herons—from accusations of using the “dark arts” to complaints about how often Miami players surround and argue with referees when things aren’t going their way. But how much…
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HEARTBREAK IN THE 98TH MINUTE! Inter Miami COLLAPSES Late vs Columbus | Postgame Reaction
Absolutely brutal. Inter Miami was seconds away from escaping Columbus with a point—and then everything fell apart. The Herons surrender a goal in the 98th minute and leave Columbus with a devastating 2-1 loss to the Crew. On this episode of Battered Herons, we're going LIVE to react to one of…
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International Duty Hits HARD! 9 PLAYERS GONE! Who Steps Up for Inter Miami vs Columbus? Benjamin Franklin?
Inter Miami has a BIG problem heading into this weekend. 🩷🖤 The Herons have officially announced NINE players have been called up for international duty, leaving Kily González with a seriously depleted squad as Inter Miami prepares to face the Columbus Crew. intermiamicf But one player's…
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En Español:¡OTRO EMPATE! Inter Miami 2-2 San Diego FC | Reacción Postpartido
Inter Miami venía de una noche inolvidable levantando la Campeones Cup, pero el regreso a MLS terminó con otra oportunidad perdida. En este episodio de Las Garzas, reaccionamos al empate 2-2 entre Inter Miami y San Diego FC y analizamos todo lo que vimos en el primer partido de Kily González en...
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STATE OF THE HERONS: Did Winning a Trophy Change Everything? | Inter Miami September Check-In
It's time for our monthly STATE OF THE HERONS. A lot has changed since our last check-in. Inter Miami has struggled to consistently get results in MLS, Kily González has taken over, and the Herons have added another trophy after winning the Campeones Cup. So how should we feel about Inter Miami...
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ANOTHER DRAW?! Inter Miami 2-2 San Diego FC | Postgame Reaction
Inter Miami came into tonight hoping to build on the momentum of winning the Campeones Cup, but the return to MLS brought another frustrating result. On this episode of Battered Herons, we're breaking down Inter Miami's 2-2 draw against San Diego FC and everything we saw in Kily González's first...
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DOES THIS SALVAGE THE SEASON?! Inter Miami Wins a Trophy | Kily Impact + San Diego Preview
Inter Miami finally has a trophy in 2026. But does winning the Campeones Cup change how we should feel about this season? After a difficult stretch of results, Inter Miami defeated Cruz Azul to capture the Campeones Cup, giving the Herons their first silverware of the year. On this episode of...
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En Español: Inter Miami Campeón | El Impacto del Kily + Previa San Diego
Inter Miami finalmente tiene un título en 2026.Pero ahora viene la gran pregunta: ¿ganar la Campeones Cup salva esta temporada? Después de una racha muy complicada, Inter Miami derrotó a Cruz Azul y levantó la Campeones Cup, consiguiendo su primer trofeo del año. En este episodio de Las Garzas,...
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INTER MIAMI ARE CHAMPIONS! Herons Beat Cruz Azul to Win Campeones Cup | Kily’s Dream Debut
INTER MIAMI ARE CAMPEONES CUP CHAMPIONS! After a difficult stretch of results and plenty of questions surrounding this team, Inter Miami has finally lifted its first trophy of the 2026 season, defeating Cruz Azul to win the Campeones Cup! And what a way for the Kily González era to begin. His…
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En Español: ¡OTROS 2 PUNTOS QUE SE ESCAPAN! Inter Miami Empata con Nashville | Ahora Viene Cruz Azul
Inter Miami vuelve a dejar puntos en el camino… pero ahora tiene la oportunidad de levantar una copa. 🏆 En este episodio de Las Garzas, comenzamos analizando el decepcionante empate contra Nashville SC, un partido importantísimo para las aspiraciones de Miami en la lucha por el Supporters’…
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DOES THE CAMPEONES CUP EVEN MATTER? Inter Miami vs Cruz Azul | Trophy or Glorified Friendly?
Does the Campeones Cup actually matter — or are we desperately trying to convince ourselves that it does? 🏆 Inter Miami faces Cruz Azul on Wednesday with a trophy on the line, but heading into the match there seems to be a real debate among supporters about just how important this game should…
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DOES THE CAMPEONES CUP EVEN MATTER? Inter Miami vs Cruz Azul | Trophy or Glorified Friendly?
Does the Campeones Cup actually matter — or are we desperately trying to convince ourselves that it does? 🏆 Inter Miami faces Cruz Azul on Wednesday with a trophy on the line, but heading into the match there seems to be a real debate among supporters about just how important this game should…
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Inter Miami Draw With Nashville: Postgame Reaction
Inter Miami blow their lead late and end up with a draw against Nashville #InterMiami #interMiamiCF #Messi
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Inter Miami vs Chicago Fire Ends In A Draw 1-1 Postgame Reaction
Messi vs Lewondowski, Inter Miami vs Chicago Fire. Ends in a draw. #InterMiamiCF #Messi #InterMiami #ChicagoFire #Lewandowksi
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#2 vs #3 IN THE EAST! Inter Miami vs Chicago Fire | HUGE Match Preview
This is a BIG one in the Eastern Conference. Inter Miami hits the road Wednesday night to face the Chicago Fire in a matchup between the No. 2 and No. 3 teams in the East. After allowing a late equalizer in the frustrating 2-2 draw against Atlanta United, Miami has an immediate opportunity to...
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WHERE DO THE HERONS GO FROM HERE? | Inter Miami’s Final Stretch
So… where do we stand with Inter Miami now? A couple of days removed from the frustrating 2-2 draw against Atlanta United, we’re revisiting what happened and looking at the bigger picture surrounding the Herons. Miami had an opportunity to take another step forward and instead surrendered the…
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En Español: ¡SE ESCAPARON DOS PUNTOS! Inter Miami Empata con Atlanta | Ahora Viene Chicago
Inter Miami dejó escapar una gran oportunidad contra Atlanta United. Ahora no hay tiempo para lamentarse porque el miércoles toca Chicago Fire. En este episodio de Las Garzas, regresamos al empate 2-2 contra Atlanta, un partido en el que Inter Miami parecía encaminado a sumar tres puntos...
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INTER MIAMI BLOWS IT LATE! Two Huge Points Dropped vs Atlanta | Postgame Reaction
This one feels like a loss. Inter Miami had an opportunity to pick up valuable points in the Supporters’ Shield race, but a late Atlanta United equalizer turned what looked like three points into a frustrating 2-2 draw. On this episode of Battered Herons, we’re breaking down everything that...
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En Español: ¡SE CERRÓ EL MERCADO! Altas, Bajas y Todo lo que Cambió en Inter Miami | Previa vs Atlanta
¡SE CERRÓ EL MERCADO DE FICHAJES! Inter Miami terminó de hacer sus movimientos y en este episodio de Las Garzas analizamos cómo quedó construido el plantel para la recta final de la temporada. Hablaremos de todos los jugadores que llegaron, los que salieron y especialmente los jóvenes de la…
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CAN INTER MIAMI BUILD ON THE 7-1 WIN? | Inter Miami vs Atlanta United Preview
Was the 7-1 win the beginning of an Inter Miami turnaround — or just one incredible night? After going five consecutive matches without a victory, Inter Miami finally broke through in spectacular fashion, destroying CF Montréal 7-1 behind four goals from Lionel Messi. Now comes the next test. On...
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INTER MIAMI SHAKES UP THE ROSTER! New Signings & Homegrowns Head Out
The transfer window is officially CLOSED, and Inter Miami’s roster looks very different. On this episode of Battered Herons, we’re taking a complete look at Inter Miami’s business during the transfer window — the players who arrived, the players who departed and what all of these moves tell us...
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En Español: ¡MESSI SE RETIRA DE ARGENTINA! ¿Qué Significa Para Su Futuro con Inter Miami?
Se termina una era para Lionel Messi y la Selección Argentina. Messi anunció su retiro del fútbol internacional y oficialmente ha jugado su último partido con Argentina. Se cierra así uno de los capítulos más importantes de una carrera legendaria. Pero para nosotros en Las Garzas, la noticia...
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MESSI RETIRES! What Does It Mean for His Inter Miami Future?
Lionel Messi has officially played his final game for Argentina. After more than two decades representing his country, Messi announced his retirement from international soccer, bringing one of the greatest international careers in the history of the sport to an end. His final appearance for...
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En Español: ¡SE ACABÓ LA MALA RACHA! Inter Miami Golea 7-1 y Messi Marca 4 | Reacción Postpartido
¡SE ACABÓ LA MALA RACHA… Y DE QUÉ MANERA! Después de cinco partidos consecutivos sin ganar, Inter Miami finalmente volvió a la victoria con una goleada espectacular de 7-1, liderada por una actuación histórica de Lionel Messi con CUATRO GOLES. En esta Reacción Postpartido de Las Garzas…
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Inter Miami Ends 5-Game Winless Streak | Messi Leads Miami Past Montreal: Postgame Reaction
FINALLY! Inter Miami is back in the win column. After five consecutive matches without a victory and weeks of frustration surrounding this team, the Herons finally ended their winless streak with a much-needed victory over CF Montréal. And once again, Lionel Messi delivered, this time with a hat...
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NEW COACH, NEW ERA? Cristian Kily González Takes Over Inter Miami | Montreal Preview
A new era is officially beginning for Inter Miami. Cristian “Kily” González is the new head coach of the Herons, taking over a team desperately searching for answers after a brutal run of results. On this episode of Battered Herons, we break down the decision to hire Kily González, what we know...
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Teams Want Noah Allen… Inter Miami CAN’T Afford to Lose Him
The phone is starting to ring for Noah Allen. Reports indicate that the Chicago Fire have contacted Inter Miami about acquiring Allen in a deal worth around $2.5 million. While it currently appears that a move to Chicago may not happen, there's a much bigger story here: Other MLS teams are...
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State of the Herons August 2026
It’s time for a State of the Herons. Inter Miami entered this stretch of the season with championship expectations, but right now, things are heading in the wrong direction. Poor results, inconsistent performances and problems throughout the lineup have left us with far more questions than…
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ROCK BOTTOM? Inter Miami Shut Out at Home by Toronto FC 2-1 | Postgame Reaction
Inter Miami’s struggles have officially reached another level. The Herons returned home Saturday night desperately needing a victory and instead delivered another extremely disappointing performance, falling 2-1 to Toronto FC. On this episode of Battered Herons, we’re going live immediately after...
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Time to Turn It Around! Inter Miami vs Toronto FC | Can Miami FINALLY Get a Win? Match Preview
Inter Miami is finally heading back home, and after a brutal stretch of results, the Herons desperately need a performance that gives us something to feel good about. On this episode of Battered Herons, we’re previewing Inter Miami’s upcoming matchup against Toronto FC as Miami looks to put its...
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DOMINATED But a Draw! Inter Miami 2-2 Philadelphia | Serious Problems Remain: Postgame Reaction
Inter Miami stopped the losing streak — but this certainly didn't feel like a performance worth celebrating. The Herons escape Philadelphia with a 2-2 draw against the Union, despite being completely dominated for large stretches of the second half. On this Battered Herons Postgame Reaction, we...
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MUST WIN in Philly? Inter Miami Looks to END 3-Game Losing Streak: Match Preview
Inter Miami desperately needs to get back on track. After three consecutive losses, the Herons travel to Philadelphia for a huge midweek matchup against the Philadelphia Union looking to finally stop the slide and get their season moving in the right direction again. On this episode of Battered...
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En Español: DESASTRE TOTAL: Inter Miami 1-4 Nashville | ¿Qué está pasando con la defensa? | Garzas CF
Noche para el olvido del Inter Miami. Goleada 4-1 en Nashville, una defensa —sobre todo en transición— que volvió a ser un problema serio, y muchas preguntas sobre este equipo. En Garzas CF lo analizamos todo sin filtro: qué pasó atrás, las decisiones de Hoyos, el momento del equipo tras quedar...
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EMBARRASSING! Nashville Destroys Inter Miami 4-1 | What Is Wrong With This Team?
This one was ugly. Inter Miami entered Saturday night looking to put its disappointing Leagues Cup campaign behind them. Instead, the questions surrounding this team only got bigger. Nashville SC completely dominated Inter Miami 4-1, handing the Herons an embarrassing defeat and exposing problems...
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Back to MLS! Inter Miami Faces League-Leading Nashville | Suárez Returns
After a disappointing end to the Leagues Cup, it’s time for Inter Miami to turn the page and get back to MLS action — and they’re returning against one of the toughest opponents possible. On this episode of Battered Herons, we preview Saturday’s huge matchup against league-leading Nashville SC....
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Messi Returns, Miami Still Loses! Inter Miami ELIMINATED From Leagues Cup: Postgame Reaction
Inter Miami’s 2026 Leagues Cup run is officially OVER. The Herons entered their final group-stage match against León needing to finish the tournament on a positive note, but instead suffered a disappointing 3-2 loss and are officially eliminated. What makes the result even more frustrating? Miami...
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Leagues Cup FAILURE? Inter Miami Faces León With Nothing Left to Play For
Is Inter Miami crashing out of the Leagues Cup group stage a complete failure? After beating San Luis 4-2 and then suffering a heartbreaking 2-1 loss to Monterrey, the Herons enter their final group-stage match against León with what feels like very little left to play for. For a team that…
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Heartbreak Against Monterrey | Shorthanded Inter Miami Falls 2-1 Late: Postgame Reaction
Inter Miami came incredibly close to pulling off a huge Leagues Cup result, but a late collapse leaves the Herons with a heartbreaking 2-1 loss to Monterrey. Miami entered the match severely shorthanded without Lionel Messi, Luis Suárez, Germán Berterame, Tadeo Allende and Luca Silvetti, yet…
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Monterrey Awaits! Can Inter Miami Keep the Leagues Cup Momentum Going? Match Preview
Inter Miami is off to a winning start in the 2026 Leagues Cup after an impressive 4-2 victory over Atlético San Luis. Now, the challenge gets even tougher as the Herons prepare for a massive showdown against Liga MX powerhouse Monterrey. Despite being without Luis Suárez, Silvetti, and Berterame,...
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En Español: ¡Las Garzas Arrancan con Victoria! Inter Miami Derrota a San Luis 4-2
¡Inter Miami comienza la Leagues Cup con una gran victoria! Las Garzas derrotaron 4-2 al Atlético San Luis en su debut del torneo, dando un paso importante en busca de conquistar nuevamente el primer título internacional en la historia del club. Fue una noche llena de buenas actuaciones, con un...
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Two Inter Miami fans and Season Ticket Holders have a weekly podcast about all things Inter Miami. Daniel a life long soccer fan, and Kris who has just recently fallen in love with the beautiful game. Two different points of view, but a shared love for the club and game.
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