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Be There With Belson
by betherewithbelson
Two brothers trying to make sense of the world or at least make each other laugh
Episodes
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No Dan Trio : Getting Familiar With Josh
Following this weeks odd episode where Gavin combined three conversations into one podcast here is the third of those conversations in full. Josh is co-host of the Super Familiar With The Wilsons and an actual American. Enjoy. Find Josh here : Podcast : Super Familiar With The Wilsons Instagram :...
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No Dan Trio : Mark From 100 Things
Following the insane episode Gavin released of three conversations in one podcast here is the second of those conversations with friend of the podcast Mark. Mark is the co-host of 100 Things We Learned From Film and regular contributor to Repeat Or Delete. Enjoy the full conversation. Find Mark...
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No Dan Trio : Wrestling With Big Time Bobby
With Dan away Gavin released one of the more confusing episodes combining three conversations into one podcast. So to make more sense here is the first of the three conversations. This is with friend of the podcast and wrestling promoter Big Time Bobby. Enjoy. Find more about Bobbys wrestling...
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Episode 358 : Three Into Dan Will Do
This week Dan is in a mystery place so Gavin calls on the assistance of three of the podcasts friends to fill the gap. In a one off podcast Gavin talks to Big Time Bobby, Mark from 100 Things We Learned From Film and Josh from Super Familiar With The Wilsons. The chats are varied and the editing…
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Episode 357 : Slapping A Chicken
This week Gavin has started a charity effort that's left his legs sore and Dan has been out with some friends. Dan has witnessed a Chinese man kill a fly and his phone troubles continue. Gavin has been crying and brings us stories of jam and honey badgers. We have a quiz on celebrity teachers and...
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Episode 356 : Not The Same Name Again
This week we are a little tired after a weekend in Wales that was a lot of fun. We feel sad about a wrestler and Gavin is worried about a charity challenge he has agreed to do. We have a couple of nice sports stories and a tale about a lovely reunion. Dan brings us a neighbours quiz and we hear...
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Episode 355 : Hair Today Gone Tomorrow
This week we are little all over the place. Dan feels betrayed by CCTV and has been exploring more psychics predicting the future. We hear about an uber driver who must have had 5 stars and the dangers of enlarging a certain part of the anatomy. Lets be honest we can't remember what we talked…
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Episode 354 : In And Out Of Wales
This week Gavin has been to see friend of the podcast Welsh Oli for the worlds longest game of golf. Dan is worried that AI will kill us all but already knows what he wants to be done with his remains. We praise Macklemore and hear about a pet alligator. We learn about sportsman who might become…
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Episode 353 : Angering Germans And Robbing The Dutch
This week Dan has caused Gavin to feel the wrath of an angry German lesbian. He's also taken advantage of an unfortunate dutchman, while Gavin has tried to be a mechanic. We hear about 2 heroes one giving food away and the other saving phoneboxes. Gavin has made an appearance on Repeat or Delete...
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Episode 352 : Wrestling With Dolly
This week Gavin has been to Wembley twice for wrestling and Dan joined him on the second trip. We celebrate the good that Dolly Parton did and Dan pays tribute with a quiz. We ask is Olivia Rodrigo the natural successor to Dolly and Dan wants you to join him in sending balloons out there. We hear...
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Episode 351 : Plymouth Is A Long Way Away
This week Gavin has been a surprise birthday guest but spent ages driving to get there. Dan has been watching more films surprisingly and Gavin has been listening to stories from history. We have another at best confusing quiz and Gavin has found some positive stories. This weeks recommendations:...
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Episode 350 : Cat Failure & A Good Boy Birthday
This week Dan has had an awkward bacon incident and celebrated a dogs birthday. Gavin has failed to feed some cats and let his brain drag him down. Gavin has been shaken up at work and we confirm some people are the worst in the world. This weeks quiz goes off the rails quite quickly and we let…
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Episode 349 : Hips, Dips And Flicks
This week Gavin had to use his medical training while not technically in work. Dan has been busy watching films for a change. Gavin has been to a barbecue with a friend of the podcast and Dan has a Duran Duran quiz for reasons we aren't quite sure about. We find out what fake names you'd use and...
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Episode 348 : We Come From Good Stock
This week Dan has had a busy time at work including a nice compliment and some sneakiness on cctv. Dan has been to the theatre and couldn't understand it and quizzes us about big foreheaded celebrities. We hear about a light-fingered thief and changes made to a model village. This weeks...
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Episode 347 : A Coldplay State Of Mind
This week Dan has caused some problems on the internet again but has enjoyed a festival by the sea. Gavin has guested on another podcast and spent some time with a happy Welsh Oli. We hear about a Korean bank manager who didn't do his job and how a curse has been broken in Irish sport. This weeks...
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Episode 346 : New Bowl, New Religion, New Fellas
This week we come to you a day late because we've been to see on of the Uk's best live bands but Gavin has seen something disgusting on the way. Dan has received a new bowl and didn't enjoy the World Cup halftime show. We learn about a possible new religion for us and how an international…
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Episode 345 : Death, Diarrhoea and Demons
This week Gavin hs been to the zoo and Dan has been getting selfies with mayors. Dan has been back to the jazz club and Gavin has been hearing kids fight. We hear about famous Pauls and fancy Ghanaian coffins. We discuss Maradonna being a prophet and a pastor who might convince us to get into...
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Episode 344 : Not His Real Accent
This week Gavin has been an unused medic and confused at a petrol station. We have a new tennis hero and Gavin gives Dan some time traveler news. We have a good news story about a missing person and Dan brings back manly asmr for the first time in a while. This weeks recommendations: By My Side :...
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Episode 343 : We Want To Hire A Clown
This week we've failed to help both rabbit and man but the intentions were good. We are excited for our friend and are stunned people couldn't find a giraffe. We see the power of a witch doctor and Dan brings us a quiz about something he finds boring. We see how Americans misunderstand a song and…
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Episode 342 : Who Doesn't Believe In Dinosaurs?
This week Gavin may have been a hero to a dog and Dan has been working on a snooker based song. We know a cat lasts longer than Prime Ministers and celebrate Meryl Streep by not watching any of her films. Are dinosaurs a good reason to break up? And are we easily persuaded? This weeks...
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Episode 341 : The Most Famous Man In Mitcham
This week Gavin has handing out autographs and Dan has improved his record with bird rescuing. We consider how non-problematic priests must feel and we have a Girls Aloud quiz. Gavin has finished his dog sitting and Dan brings us a reason that everyone should watch one particular World Cup game....
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Episode 340 : Escaping Dogs And Best Friends
This week both of us have had encounters with dogs on the run. Dan has been to the cinema and had a trip to the seaside. Gavin has been to a gig and met a husband he didn't think he'd ever meet. We hear about a cow who isn't blind and Dan quizzes us on celebrity friends. This weeks…
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Episode 339 : The 100% Beef Lamb Curry
This week we have been bitten to bits by bugs because of golf. We hearing about a woman who keeps disappearing and find out what is served in chip shops. We have a Morgan Freeman quiz that Gavin struggles with and we have a good news about a bad man who will be going to prison. We also enjoy...
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Episode 338 : Different Crowds
This week we have been to a comedy gig together and Dan has been to see a tv show recording both with different crowds. Dan is happy about football and the enhanced games have been a letdown. We hear how Dua Lipa is good and Helen Mirren is bad and how two tortoises have had an epic feud. Dan...
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Episode 337 : Gavin Shouldn't Date
This week Gavin has had a terrible date and might be done with dating. We hear about a man falling in a bunker and a psychic who talks to one of our favourite references. We discuss crypto bro morons doing stupid stunts and a surprising source for a sponsor of a football team. This weeks...
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Episode 336 : Let The Idiot Public Go
This week Gavin has been mentally better but that doesn't stop him laying into the racists and the people who voted for them. Dan has taken an embarrassing defeat and turns on a national treasure. We hear a list of overrated people (question of the week incoming) and hear about the cancelled…
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Episode 335 : Don't Call It A Disaster Episode
This one might have got away from us a little. Gavin learned a name and it sent him down a rabbit hole and Dan watched a film from 1984 and thought the ending was unrealistic. We hear about a rodent interfering with education and Dan give us a Star Wars quiz. We hear what you would name a pub and...
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Episode 334 : Taking Money From Charity
This week Gavin has won money from a charity and been to the theatre. Dan has worked out what he describes as screensaver songs he has in his head and brings us a marathon time quiz. Gavin brings us a story from history and Dan has thought what he'd change his name to. This weeks recommendations…
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Episode 333 : He's Not A Ghost
This week we've been bad golfing with Welsh Oli in the sunshine for the weekend and Dan has questions about sweetcorn. We hear about an unusual reason for a footballer failing to live up to his potential and do people not wear shoes when driving. Gavin has been embarrassed by an old woman and Dan...
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Episode 332 : Paranormal Desmond Tutu
This week Dan has had a disappointing visit to the football and more successful visit to the theatre. Gavin has been up and down in his feelings and also did something stupid at work. We talk about an archbishop for reasons nobody can understand and Gavin brings us some stories from around the...
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Episode 331 : Hashtag JC Comeback
This week Gavin has been man down so hasn't been up to much, Dan has had some upsetting news about his next TV appearance. Dan appears to be trying to bring the hashtag back and should everyone be going easier on Kanye. Dan upsets Gavin by telling him the Radio X top 10 British songs and Gavin...
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Episode 330 : The Mystery Of The Stolen Sweets
This week one half of the podcast is struggling but we get through it. Dan has a tale of criminality or does he? Gavin brings us another story of someone who did good in their life and tries a new taste. Dan is auditioning for a new job and reminds us of some forgotten bangers. This weeks...
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Episode 329 : Birthday And Battery
This week Gavin is a year older and reflects on how bad things happen around his birthday. The brothers have been to two different football matches with very different experiences. Gavin has fixed a car and a fox has had a go in a bumper car. We discuss the good work of a celebrity, the power of...
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Episode 328 : How Big Is Dans Head?
This week we hear the latest on Gavins finger problems and Dans been at the hospital with his knee. We hear about more madness from Florida with two different animal related stories. Dan is worried that his head is growing and we her the story of a bad golfer. This weeks recommendations : New...
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Episode 327 : It's 11:30 AM Somewhere
This week we hear about Dans seaside holiday and some sleepwalking fun. Gavin has been having a crisis of confidence and is convinced someone is out to get him. Dans sexuality has been questioned and he's excited to announce he will be on another tv show in April but he will keep telling you…
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Episode 326 : Take A Break Award Hosts
This week we recorded early so Dan could have a little break, we will find out if that brings any content next week. Gavin has been to see some wrestling and brings us some Punch the monkey updates. We discuss the impending end of the world because of criminal old men and here about Dans trip to...
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Episode 325 : Punching The Monkey
This week Gavin has become obsessed with the life of a little monkey and Dan has had some car trouble. We hear how a football team screwed their supporters over and celebrate the end of the Winter Olympics. Gavin remembers he saw a documentary about a boyband and Dan brings us another opposite...
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Episode 324 : How Many Water Slides?
This week we find out how Gavin had a lonely Valentines Day but got a lot of tv watched. Dan has been learning more about a former Korean dictator and finds some common ground. Gavin has been enjoying the Winter Olympics and Dan quizzes us on celebrity wines. Plus we learn you lot don't insult...
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Episode 323 : Which is better Jesus Or Stickers?
This week Gavin has been to Wales to see Welsh Oli and Dan has been celebrating an anniversary. Dan has got bored with the book he was reading and Gavin might be Jesus. Dan reveals he's got some films by a questionable director to get through. We find out your worries about the Epstein list and…
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Episode 322 : Is That The Austrian Anthem?
This week Dan has been annoyed by people at a football match and Gavin had fun at a solo gig. We find out Dan is not as good at escaping as we thought he was and got nervous at the bingo. Gavin has been watching a tv series and a wwe show, which one did he prefer? We hear about some karma in ice...
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Episode 321 : Old Men Fall Down
This week in two separate incidents both brothers have managed to bruise themselves, we are getting old. Gavin has listened to another book and Dan is growing the TikTok account. Gavin has had a bad day and Dan brings us a Paul Newman based quiz. We hear about who you think deserves a day of…
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Episode 320 : Drunkenly Stroke The Tiger
This week Dan has been to a small wedding and managed to cause his ankle to double in size. Gavin has been hanging out with his canine friends and really enjoyed a film. Dan has a quiz to celebrate MLK day and it's not as offensive as it could have been. Gavin shares the story of a drunk man and…
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Episode 319 : Couldn't Face Luton
This week the brothers have done very little, so it's a case of looking for stories elsewhere. Following on from Dan reading two books last year he has already started on another one. Gavin failed to make a trip to see a friend and is stunned by peoples inability to use toilets. It was apparently...
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Episode 318 : Pier Pressure
This week we welcome you into 2026 with tales of Dan at the beach and experiencing some culture with mixed results. Gavin has been emotional but is trying to be positive for this year. Dan has a quiz about resolutions and we hear little about your hopes for the future. This weeks recommendations:...
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Episode 317 : No Question Too Shallow
In the last episode of the year we answer some of your questions and you don't learn much about us. We talk about what happened at Christmas and Gavins failing eyesight. Dan has a Christmas birthday quiz and Gavin is driven mad by a puzzle. Thank you for sticking with us for another year and we...
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Episode 316 : Free Football & Mary Christmas
This week Gavin has been to football for free and Dan has been having a lads night. We've seen Welsh Oli for some golf and Gavin brings us an update on his finger injury. We have a Christmas quiz and reminisce about a game we played which seems crazy now. Merry Christmas to you all This weeks...
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Episode 315 : Jesus Speaking Through You
This week Dan tells us about a listener trapped in New York and Gavin has seen some wildlife. Dans quiz is about Christmas films which apparently Gavin hasn't seen. Is Jesus responsible for everything and did Gavin meet him in a graveyard. Dan wasn't a big fan of last weeks recommendations but we...
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Episode 314 : That's A Wrap In The Cup
This week the brothers have been busy. Dan has been taking on kids and feeling festive. Gavin has been hanging out with injured animals and supporting local football. Dan asks is it ok to talk at a panto and Gavin has watched the documentary everyone is talking about. One of the brothers is...
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Episode 313 : Last Words With An Old Golfer
This week Dan has a last encounter with an elderly man, whilst Gavin has some thoughts on Stranger Things. Gavin discusses the idea of a gaycation and Dan brings us one of the most offensive quizzes we've ever had. We learn our listeners aren't talented and want to hear your questions for us.…
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Episode 312 : New Knees On The Porn Ferry
This week Dan has had a new experience and been told he needs a new body part. Gavin is unable to use deodorant and is going to take a break from fighting with racists online. We confirm Shaq is a great person and here about an unfortunate incident on a boat. We find out about your dream riders…
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