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Grab your pink beta hog and join us at the zoo for an all new LIVE! The Boiz report LIVE from the Gaspee Days road race and provide both pre- and post-race instant reaction. Then, for the first time in the history of the show, the Boiz record together from Roger Williams Park. Who won the big race? Why do peacocks get to do whatever they want? Are children people? Plus, Matt does a sip of beer. Pat parks two miles from the start line. An enemy of the show crashes the live recording. All that and Jared's Mt. Zion moment and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your Croc Guzzler and pour one out for Buddy on an all new LIVE! All aboard the swamp wagon for some rules of the road. Did Kris Kristofferson write Dracula? Will the army of Chesterland be able to take down Mr. Worldwide? Would you stop at the barn from Toy Master? Plus, Pat is in the shape of a four. Matt asks that everybody know their butt. Flip cannot get enough of canned beef jerky. It's not the destination, it's about the drinks you discover along the way. And it all happens LIVE!

Grab your banned steroid Olympic running gear and meet us in Pawtuxet for an all new LIVE! We're a week away from the Gaspee Days 5k Poison Ivy Race and the Boiz are going over top storylines. Pat sends emails from his car. Matt gatekeeps his mile time. Reginald Whiteside time travels through a closet. Plus, can Pat beat a 76-year-old? Why does Matt's race playlist make him a serial killer? Has Friend-of-the-Show Jared been edging for twenty years? All that and the Big Blue Bug and it all happens LIVE!Plus, hit the link below and join us at the Gaspee Day Parade 5K on June 13th in Cranston, Rhode Island:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://runsig⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠nup.com/Race/RI/Cranston/GaspeeDays5k?raceRefCode=zEYBxkQs⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Be sure to join the Bungalow Gurlz and Boiz group.

Grab your free airplane headphones and get in line like the rest of us on an all new LIVE! Pat is potty training his firstborn, which gives the Boiz a good excuse to do another complainy episode about how people need to better behave themselves. Matt is no longer a lib mask wearer. Pat forgets butter in his muffins. Plus, if CeeDee Lamb had two months to live, should he be able to circumvent concussion protocol? Why did Matt turn down directing Iron Man? Is Pat wishing for a destabilizing event? If evil people can do it, so can we, and it all happens LIVE!Plus, hit the link below and join us at the Gaspee Day Parade 5K on June 13th in Cranston, Rhode Island:⁠⁠⁠⁠https://runsig⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠nup.com/Race/RI/Cranston/GaspeeDays5k?raceRefCode=zEYBxkQs⁠⁠⁠⁠ Be sure to join the Bungalow Gurlz and Boiz group.

Grab your sailor uniform and head to Indianapolis for an all new LIVE! Matt has agreed to sign a contract to be a worker at Pat's gym, and now all that is left is to negotiate the fine print. Pat details his trip to the most boring city in the world. Matt attends his first farm crawl to surprising results. Friend of the Show Jared hems and haws with the best of them. Plus, is Pat up here umm'ing? What are the logistics of poison ivy? Is Matt the beta in an alpaca hierarchy? All that and dream kinks and it all happens LIVE!Plus, hit the link below and join us at the Gaspee Day Parade 5K on June 13th in Cranston, Rhode Island:⁠⁠⁠https://runsig⁠⁠ ⁠⁠nup.com/Race/RI/Cranston/GaspeeDays5k?raceRefCode=zEYBxkQs⁠⁠⁠ Be sure to join the Bungalow Gurlz and Boiz group.

Grab your nipstick and bring your Patbuster energy to an all new LIVE! Superfan Amanda makes her triumphant return to talk about her experience growing up on a dairy farm. The Boiz are cow curious and bring all their burning questions. How powerful is the stream from an udder? Is raw milk gross? Why is there a big glass ball? Plus, Pat confirms if horses are evil. All cows go to Canada. The pod is getting worse with time. Shareholder’s asked us to raise marginalized voices and we’re doing it LIVE!

Grab your bug-zapping tennis racket and join us at the Adolf Shpunkler Book Letter for an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are dedicating an entire episode (well, half an episode) to moms: what they do and what they deserve. Does Pat have trouble coming to Matt's defense? Who is the Sassy Assassin? Why haven't they figured out eyes yet? Plus, Pat nearly does violence at a carriage corral and Matt starts a new social media app called MommyShot. It's a postmodern exploration of animal rights and it all happens LIVE!Plus, hit the link below and join us at the Gaspee Day Parade 5K on June 13th in Cranston, Rhode Island:⁠⁠https://runsig⁠ ⁠nup.com/Race/RI/Cranston/GaspeeDays5k?raceRefCode=zEYBxkQs⁠⁠ Be sure to join the Bungalow Gurlz and Boiz group.

Grab your vague invite and drive down Jeff Foxworthy Highway on an all new LIVE! We're halfway to Halloween, and we are celebrating with a day that's half of a ween, not a full ween. Matt shoves jelly beans in his mouth. Pat's party is super well lit. Halfoween Spirit is a normal guy. Plus, who shot first in the Marvin Gardens War? Why is Matt a pumpkin seed? What did Pat see on his drive through upstate New York that sent him into a blind rage? All that and a haunted beach walk and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your sticky muffins and form a new religion on an all new LIVE! There is a chimp civil war raging in Uganda and the Boiz are here to end it. Pat lives for free hotel breakfasts. Matt builds a KongDome. Floridians are wading through hip-high iguanas. Plus, are the western chimps actually time travelers? When did Michael Scott leave baseball? Who would be better at brokering a chimp ceasefire: JD Vance or an orangutan with two broken legs? You've never seen a month be so rude, and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your social battery and head to the petting zoo with Drake Claye for an all new LIVE! Gotta be some good crawls out there, right? Matt finally tells the story of why he yelled at an airline rep. Pat wants to taste dog milk. Robert De Niro can't speak Italian. Plus, does Pat draw his anger from the earth? Why did a Patriots player give Matt his number? Where did Carl get his Mountain Dew vending machine? All that and nipples vs. udders and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your dripping tail pipes and sell your egg futures on an all new LIVE! The Boiz have solved eggs, they’ve stopped the fences, they’ve saved baseball, and they’ve tracked down a dangerous lizard. Next on their list? Lowering gas prices. Matt walks eight miles to the movies. Pat’s leg gets scraped like an overripe nectarine. Elon blows another hole five miles up river. Plus, why did we buy all these diesel TVs? Why is Matt horny for a spaceship? Why do dinosaur scales taste so good to cars? All that and yelling at Pat, which is exactly what Chester would want, and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your Guardian cap and join us on the moving walkway for an all new LIVE! The Boiz bought a zoo and it’s time for them to implement their vision. Pat wants parks without borders. Matt puts elephants up for adoption. Mister Lister procures a soul for the depths of hell. Plus, what’s the mediumest animal? Can you discriminate against motorcycle riders? Why do otters smell like acorns? All that and a kick in a glass, and in a pouch, and it all happens LIVE!Plus, hit the link below and join us at the Gaspee Day Parade 5K on June 13th in Cranston, Rhode Island:⁠https://runsignup.com/Race/RI/Cranston/GaspeeDays5k?raceRefCode=zEYBxkQs⁠ Be sure to join the Bungalow Gurlz and Boiz group. 

Grab your pseudo-coffin and join us in the rainforest for an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are upgrading the Universal and Disney theme parks with hot new ride ideas. Pat is the Mulder to Matt's Scully as they uncover more truths about the Roger Williams zoo deaths of 2026. Letterboxd's top 10 movies of the 80s and 90s are revealed. Plus, is Matt's voice finally dropping? Is Jimmy Fallon imprisoned in a gem? Why can't Pat have the glass ball ride? All that and Poseidon's fury and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your Gaspee Days gauntlet and throw it down in an all new LIVE! Matt's industry is in jeopardy, and the Boiz are spitballing possible career changes. Matt reveals his biggest regret in life. Pat gets a promotion. Norman Coughcheck Jr. kicks Billy the Singing Boy off Broadway. Plus, could Pat put his computer in the cloud? Is the poet laureate a spy? Why does Greta hate baby birds? More gyms, more people, more stuff, and it all happens LIVE!Plus, hit the link below and join us at the Gaspee Day Parade 5K on June 13th in Cranston, Rhode Island:https://runsignup.com/Race/RI/Cranston/GaspeeDays5k?raceRefCode=zEYBxkQsBe sure to join the Bungalow Gurlz and Boiz group.

Grab your butt birth rhino and join us in Hollywood for the final episode in our special movie ranking series! The Boiz are revealing their five favorite movies of the 80s and 90s. Matt has injustice done upon him. Pat loves ice, but not the berg kind. Bill Paxton goes head-to-head with Sam Elliot. Plus, can Matt get re-dragged? How much would you pay for Wonka’s golden ticket? Has Pat ever seen The Goonies? Atticus Articus Finch McGee is here to get revenge and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your pallet of SpaghettiOs and join Ghost Busey for an all new LIVE! This week, the Boiz continue their cinematic journey. Matt watches Road House for the first time. Pat hates Snow White. Indiana Jones is dirty Bond. Plus, can Neo surf? Is ET from Endor? Who is that Egyptian guy from all the textbooks? Don’t meet Matt’s really creepy heroes. Especially when it all happens LIVE!

Grab your Greek-inspired pockets and run afoul in an all new LIVE! The Boiz have been dragged, and now they’re back for more pain. Pat gets hit with a blizzard so bad it changes his opinion on avalanches. Matt flirts with the Little Mermaid but not in a creepy way. Mom lets us stay up late. Plus, would Pat go to Road House? What other classic movies has Matt not seen? Are grits real? All that and huffing paint fumes and it’s all fine because it all happens LIVE!

Grab your neurolizer and hop in the DeLorean for a trip down memory lane on a new LIVE! The Bungalow Boiz are suffering from post-football scaries so they are back in their safe space talking their favorite movies of the 80s and 90s. Pat shoots from the love gun. Matt gets scared by an alien in a dress. Dieter Dengler Died on Digg’s birthday. Plus, is Rip Torn a name? Why are they setting cows on fire? Why are there so many airplanes? All that and the pug market and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your pants and join the Boiz as they do one just for them. Matt recaps his weekend attending Super Bowl LX. Pat talks halftime shows of the 60s to today. Drake Maye sees ghosts. Plus, is there a bag in the house? Is Benito the most talented person on Earth? Does Friend-of-the-Show Jared wear jeans? All that and gas station coffee and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your rally sticks and get sticky with it on an all new LIVE! It's Super Bowl weekend, so it's time to talk munchies for the Big Game. Matt gets buddied. Pat throws a lot of hooks in the water. London arc over, new arc pending. Plus, why doesn't Pat think nachos are worth it anymore? Will Matt get propositioned by robot prostitutes at the Super Bowl? Does sushi have good mouth feel? All that and peak sadness and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your Scrimshaw Shanks and join us in the ancient vineyards for an all new LIVE! Matt is disliked by service staff. Pat is a private sauna guy. Big Electric has a new scheme. Plus, why won't Matt ever beat the rich boy allegations? Would you buy a bomb cyclone from an ice cream truck? Is Pat giving up on owning the libs? All that and camp dirt and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your Doritos and head to the party for an all new LIVE! The nuclear cockroaches of podcasting are back with another episode for the normies. What three chip brands are at every picnic? Is popcorn a chip? Are the Golden Globes rigged? Plus, Pat gets airbrushed. Matt is conflicted about his birthday. The Boiz put a pause on pasta. All that and some after dark football talk and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your lake nachos and join us in the desert for dessert on an all new LIVE! There is so much space in the Sahara and it's time we do something with it. Matt pipes in all the water from the melting ice caps. Pat makes a giant birthday cake for aliens. Plus, why is there a podcast category for the Golden Globes? Are Asian nations weaponizing our trash? What is your dream mount? All that and the poisonous substance called comedy and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your calculator and flip it upside down to see the true meaning of 8008 on an all new LIVE! 6-7 is so in with the young folk that the Boiz have decided to choose the next big number trend. Putting sprinkles in your ice cream is 101. On national donut day you can get 1-800. You tried really hard but you came up 39. Plus, who is profile 1460? Should the outro be Matt singing the Space Cases theme song? Holes can just open in the earth now? All that and saturated PB&J markets and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your magic hat and join us in a generic northern American town for a family friendly hour of hugs! In the first ever episode of the show not certified as "explicit," the Boiz breakdown the Christmas hit Frosty the Snowman just in time for the holidays. It's a journey of horror where the walls between dimensions thin and the mycelium is brought to life. Plus, who owns trash? Did Frosty cause the ice age? Is Professor Hinkle a real professor? All that and messy, messy, messy and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your milk crates and have a seat for an all new LIVE! The Boiz review their revolutions from 2025 and prepare for the year ahead. Pat is micro-dosing sleep. Matt has high cholesterol. Winnie the Pooh is in the Epstein files. Plus, did Pat successfully hang up the wig? What country is Matt going to on his next vacation? Did Dad bring in the tuna? All that and a spark of corrupted insanity and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your reallyvaluabalanium and get ready for the holidays on an all new LIVE! The Boiz are harnessing Christmas magic and if Pat runs out of space on his computer the show will just end. Matt is overly accessible. Papa sold his business. Patience is weening herself off sugar. Plus, otter deaths: criminal? What is the most popular show among listeners who also listen to this show? Can Pat ask you something? All that and joy vampires and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your files and prepare to lawyer up on an all new LIVE! The Boiz are doing current events this week, for better or for worse (you decide!). Are things extra dark this year? Is the podcast's lack of success actually impressive? Is Pat's cat sick for crapping on the floor, or just a jerk? Plus, Pat's gym gets ICE attacked. Matt finds a doppelgänger in Florida. The island has good bones. All that and the Obama files and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your horn shoe and remake bad movies on an all new LIVE! Tony Bennett has died and the Boiz are here to cheer you up. Matt gets a job offer in Tunisia. Pat is attacked for having limited memory (on his computer). Guillermo does "Wolf Man." Plus, can a squirrel bite a finger off? Are horses bad for the ozone? Is Tony Romo okay? Sources across the web weigh in and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your pennies and pinch them on an all new LIVE! They've stopped smelting the penny. What are they coming for next? Matt unbuttons his pants at the movies. Pat is a sneaky football phone man. The Boiz are big talk-bar lookers. Plus, are Cheeto modifications a false flag operation? Did Pat ever see Matt's childhood bedroom? What is Zealandia and how does it serve us? All that and moral liquidity and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your appendix and head to Alaska for an all new LIVE! The Boiz have $1 million and only a week to spend it all on Thanksgiving. Would Matt eat an extinct bird? How much does one Seal Team 6 cost? Why doesn't Marvin Harrison Jr. return Pat's calls? Plus, football games on battleships, the soil of choice, and emancipated turkeys. Pat's hip hurts and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your minibiota and join us for a time dilated new episode of LIVE! Pat and Matt both bring different topics to the table, and they compromise by doing both. Matt doesn't want his char in the atmosphere. Pat clones an army of Seabiscuits. Buffett's law states that it is five o'clock somewhere. Plus, does a deep belly button mean you're more athletic? Should Pat meal prep fourteen weeks of soup? What is a minibiota and why should Matt care? All that and Donald Romo and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your British sugar bombs and rake your leaves onto an all new LIVE! What would you double in your life to make things better...or worse? Pat gets caught on camera promoting good manners. Matt fuels his espresso machine with chicken souls. The government demolishes the White House to hide evidence of a secret McDonalds. Plus, has anybody ever masturbated to the show? Is Pat a level 7 susceptible? Why is Matt afraid of energy? First they came for our idiots and we said nothing, and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your horse costume and prepare to be the front end on an all new LIVE! It's time for the grand finale to Spooktober and the Boiz are doing it in style, with games and trivia and a draft of the worst couples costumes if one half bails on the bit. Do xenomorphs have morals? Is Freddy's Dead the final Fred? What are the top grossing horror movies of all time? Plus, Matt loves his headlamp. Pat is haunted by a ghost tooth. Graboid gets Of Mice and Men'd. It's Matt's last day in London and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your gummibärchen and join Trivia Master Zach for another year of Bungalow trivia! In this year's annual bee, Pat and Matt go head-to-head in spooky Halloween-themed categories like Goosebumps or Golden Girls and Movie Math. Can Pat divide Leprechauns In The Hood by Leprechauns In Space? Can Matt resist a creepy VHS marked "secret Star Trek episode?" Will Zach switch up the question format mid-round? Plus, eggs are bubbles. Gummy is chewy. Pat...book guy? All that and the price of homes and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your boutique licorice and meet us in Japan for an all new LIVE! The Boiz welcome on Friend of the Show Flippo to talk "One Cut of the Dead," a spooky-ooky 2017 foreign horror film. Do subtitles count as a book? Are Tootsie Rolls the lucky pennies of candy? Are star ratings bad for the culture? Plus, the spirit of fun doesn't move Pat. Matt and Flip sniff the movies before they watch. The podcast boycotts "Athens by Kaleidoscope." All that and rocks in the water and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your derelict ship and head in balls-a-swingin' for an all new LIVE! Werewolves, bad. But WereSunscreen...good? That's what the Boiz are here to discuss. Does Spirit Halloween own Spirit Airlines? Has society moved beyond school girl costumes? What does Pat's head feel like? Plus, Matt can't stand a hard pear. Waldo goes woke. A skateboarding, pizza-eating wolf stops kids from doing drugs. All that and Buzzo the dog and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your chocolate covered Altoids and head into Spooktober for an all new LIVE! It's officially the holiday season and the Boiz are making the most of it with a whole month of Halloween-themed episodes. This week, they're talking the best trick or treat hacks. Pat is full of lies thanks to dream serum. Matt is walking the beaches of Ireland. Bunzo is picked off by the Spirit of Candy Vengeance. Plus, what are some of your favorite costume memories? Is Bad Bunny a good choice for the Super Bowl halftime show? Why are the Boiz on their soapboxes? All that and Rooney Clooney and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your Wi-Flies and and join us at BungAid for an all new LIVE! Jimby Kimbell is back and so are the Boiz, this time solving the venomous invading Chinese lantern fly crisis. Matt apologizes for last week’s backwards microphone. Pat is a low level demon. Billy Bricks spoils the largest surprise in show history. Plus, how many chameleons is too many? Is there a McDonalds in the White House? Why don’t they build the whole wall out of lava? All that and Miss Gundry and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your blueberry donuts and join the Boiz in studio res for an all new LIVE! There is a lot of negativity in the world, so the Boiz are keeping it positive and wholesome this week. Pat does not complain about Kyler Murray. Matt is thrilled that he got laid off. Christopher III is looking for the one piece of fruit. Plus, what is the theme for this year's trivia bee? Will the Easter bunny see his shadow? Who will win in cryptids vs. aliens? All that and Bubba's Bugs-Be-Gone and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your cheese phone and head to EJ's Suits for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are back in business, opening specialty stores in a neighborhood near you. Pat opens a bookshop that encourages you to not buy any books. Matt is a blanket guy. Friend-of-the-Show Jared is nutrient stealing. Plus, have you been to Christopher the III's on High Street? What is Matt's creepiness factor? Why does Pat have so many broken teeth? All that and old men in the back playing dominos and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your red panda tents and streamline the viscosity on an all new LIVE! What do the Boiz do that their wives find sexy? Matt eats dead things to survive. Pat has a new world disability. Plus, why are people in mines? Why is the world trying to end the show? Where's the binturong during all of this? Awareness, relationships, revenue, vision, capacity, and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your malfunctioning buzzers and prepare to get wrapped poorly on an all new LIVE! The Flex Boys return for another preseason party, full of predictions, games, lists, and more! Cruise Wolfe hosts a game of Jeopardy that will have you howling with laughter. Billy Bricks reveals where "Troy" lands on his list of best movies. Matt runs out of bowls. Pat like his toxic dye. Plus, is Shia the new Indy? What's a WAG? What did Roger Williams Zoo do now? All that and shoutout Zach, he loves Godzilla. And it all happens LIVE!

Grab your extra large gruel and join us at the movie theater for the best movies of the century! It's time for the plague rats of podcasting to bring it home with their four favorite movies. Pat goes to horses a lot, but Matt is the War Horse guy. Rover Dangerfield is played 24/7 in hell. Plus, who is flip-flapping that hog? What is in Chekov's box? Has the List Demon come to claim a soul? All that and White Chicks and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your sexy burger with bazonkas and join us in Massachusetts, now Connecticut, now back in Massachusetts for an all new LIVE! The Goose is loose, and it's time for the Boiz to catch him. Can they solve yet another problem and bring this orphanage-burning water monitor to justice? Or will fire monitor and grass monitor stand in their way? Plus, kids and cobblers. Eggs with freckles. Stinky Tiki Wakanda. All that and six of the top ten movies of the 21st century (so far) and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your interdimensional eye shadow and meet us in the cosmetics section for an all new LIVE! Guess what, morons? The Boiz are revisiting a classic this week, and if you know you know. Plus, they reveal their 20th-11th favorite movies of the 21st century (so far). Matt does not ponder The Simpsons Movie. Pat puffs when he walks. Plus, why don’t they put scales on boats? Did Matt own a Garden State lunchbox? Can Pat name five James Bond movies? These ghosts need a job and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your Meep Moop and head to Vista Del Mar on an all new LIVE! The Movie Kings are back for another entry in the Best of 21st Century list, but that's not all. Matt's Yums are being yucked. Pat won't let his daughter date a robot. Rumors are going around the Libstagram. Plus, do you need time off to take a vacation? Does Matt make Pat eat the cheese? What else has Lacy Ruin been in? All that and ol' swifty swifty and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your recycled plastic spoon chairs and join us in Vietnam for an all new LIVE! What does CGI have in common with America? We overshot perfection. Now, the Boiz are here to determine what else has already peaked. Matt misses TV shows that had more than ten episodes. Pat wants to bring back smoking on airplanes. Together, the Boiz ranked their 31st-50th best movies of the 21st century. Plus, what if we brought back JFK? Is music bad or are we just old? Man or trash can? All that and more an it all happens LIVE!

Grab your black market nitro brew and join us in a giant van for an all new LIVE! What are some tasks you'd rather do yourself? Billy Zane puts on a masterclass. Matt relates to Lord Farquaad. Brock Lesnar pours sprinkles down Pat's throat. Plus, what are the 50th-41st best movies of the 21st century? Is it a man's job to cut his own hair? What would all the plants eat if we stopped burning coal? All that and ointments in the car and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your lucky pack and prepare to be ambushed in an all new LIVE! Pat and Matt are clever girls and they've come at you from both ends with a Bungalow Block breakdown of all seven Jurassic movies. How high is the hide? Who killed the JP3 pteranodons? Does the D-Rex identify as bald? Plus, a phallic brachiosaurus. Pat draws the line at dino gymnastics. Matt lists the NYT top ten movies of the 21st century. Someone has to pick up that sick wizard's book and it has to happen LIVE!