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Beans On Toast

by Beans On Toast

Podcast hosted by DJ Beans. Sometimes assisted by Andy Toast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Episodes

  1. Ep. 120 - Dreams Are At Home

    Covid goes wild, predictioning, Apprentice taxi analysis, and more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  2. Ep. 119 - Hearts Of Oak

    But how much oak? Also, a new favourite team, and a look at this week’s Apprentice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  3. Ep. 118 - Milky Meth

    The podcast’s third birthday, with lots of the usual stuff and a couple of surprises. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. Ep. 117 - Steel Trumpet

    Repair Shop drama, the F1 demon, and an interview with Norris Johnson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  5. Ep. 116 - Don’t Be Mad

    Living in a tree, audience size arguing, nuns, predictions, and another gang member joins us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  6. Ep. 115 - Announce The Headquarters

    Laughing as illness, long words, a Nunwatch breakthrough, and Christmas gift ideas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  7. Ep. 114 - Cheer Up Viscacha

    Household weapons, some miserable rodents, and Sir William Cockerfield joins us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  8. Ep. 113 - Michael From The Dancing Parrots

    Some Latvian football updates and an interview with the leader of one of Oxiepills’ top gangs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  9. Ep. 112 - Car Wash

    A predicting nightmare, a kitten office, and we go on the road again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  10. Ep. 111 - Dentist Insect

    Kidnapping, an Oscar toilet break, a brilliant football badge, and a car wash plan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  11. Ep. 110 - Worst Episode Ever

    Covid origins, upside down rhinoceroses, rice, stolen mouthwash, and a Tukums update. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  12. Ep. 109 - Teeth Removal And Hair Loss

    Sam Delaney is our special guest and we run through our guess at the final Premier League table. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  13. Ep. 108 - This Is Golden Times

    Blinking, accidentally doing stuff, a poor African nation, and a kitten update Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  14. Ep. 107 - The Gerbils Are Irrelevant

    We’re back! With updates on Bonny the kitten and all the other animals (dead and alive), as well as some predictions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  15. Ep. 106 - The Bonny Episode

    A look ahead to Euro 2020 and the introduction of a kitten to Beans HQ. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  16. Ep. 105 - You Can’t Get Sacked From Snooker

    A major development, a couple of excuses, fake news and a brand new character. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  17. Ep. 104 - Let The Poll Breathe

    A look back at good bits, another attempt to contact Fuchs, and a Twitter vote at @beansontoastpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  18. Ep. 103 - Lottery Glory

    Beans picks the winning numbers, we miss out on the podcast awards, and some thoughts on the Super League. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  19. Ep. 102 - The Car Episode

    We drove around for 20 minutes for this episode. It was probably a really stupid idea. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  20. Ep. 101 - Bust Foot

    An exciting unboxing, dreams of FootGolf, fake news, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  21. Ep. 100 - The 100

    It's our 100th episode! Mazure! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  22. Ep. 99 - The 99

    Acquiring a thing, holiday plans, remembering pizza, and being isolated again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  23. Ep. 98 - Ask Us Stuff

    Your questions, nun rules, Freddo prices, Latvia, and a gut reaction to potatoes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  24. Ep. 97 - Hiccups

    A covid test, feathers, no biscuits, football, and a new language. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  25. Ep. 96 - Constant Beeps

    Vaccines, playing in the oil, road plans, underscores and dots and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  26. Ep. 95 - Nunwatch Development

    A great week for Sunderland, a biscuit review, and plastic gloves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  27. Ep. 94 - Skeleton Guitar

    Tiredness, sledging, dead pirates, and the end of a TV show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  28. Ep. 93 - Orange Smarties Conspiracy

    A live FA Cup final, predictions, and winged spiders with cameras. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  29. Ep. 92 - Sunday Afternoon

    Lockdown relaxing, the bowls, Ozil’s legacy, and a dog in an armchair. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  30. Ep. 91 - Is Money?

    Bitcoin, Lank Frampard, relaxing, and some animal guests. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  31. Ep. 90 - Hibernating Nuns

    Fireworks, online education, conspiracies, predictions, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  32. Ep. 89 - Oh Coventry!

    Resolutions, custard, football, board games, insults and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  33. Ep. 88 - Stupid Monkey Ban

    A new law, double nun update, fresh Tukums info, a pie review and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  34. Ep. 87 - Sad Tukums News

    Updates from Latvia, chat about I’m A Celeb, insults, football, lottery numbers and a plea for a PS5. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  35. Ep. 86 - Bang Average

    Diego Maradona, Latvian football, a pie review, and a nice song at the end. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  36. Ep. 85 - Chicken Coma

    A meteorite, Match Attax, a lightbulb, football news and much much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  37. Ep. 84 - PS5 Controller Unboxed

    Unboxing something that you can’t see, a new podcast is announced, and a confusing ending. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  38. Ep. 83 - Tukums!

    A Guy Fawkes quiz, bonfire fear, a sim, some drilling, and Captain Positive’s lockdown tips. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  39. Ep. 82 - Animal Voice

    Funny names, Nunwatch rules, tea, and whacking golf balls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  40. Ep. 81 - Prime Minister Rashford

    Toast 2012, kids bikes, a broken nose, young nuns and why kids should eat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  41. Ep. 80 - Chicken Tonight

    Talking too fast, an afro challenge, nature’s snakes, The Wall, and some sauce anger. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  42. Ep. 79 - Man/Dog Stand-Off

    A football toy, some football talk, some ASMR, some mispronunciations, and a weird ‘joke’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  43. Ep. 78 - Positive Returns

    Trump, nuns, chocolate, an intruder, squeaking, predicting, a noise, and a comeback. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  44. Ep. 77 - Eat Smell

    Baddies, headbutts, Covid isolation, Zlatan, and a pie review. (This episode is sponsored by beeps) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  45. Ep. 76 - Ghosts And Jumping

    Beans’ school day, a Hula Hoops review, a new lockdown, nuns, predictions, and Susan from the canteen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  46. Ep. 75 - Football’s Back Again!

    Predictions for the weekend and the season, and some scary fish-related facts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  47. Ep. 74 - Back To School Special

    DJ Beans is back in the classroom - plus some shocking deodorant news, a Messi update and the usual personal insults. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  48. Ep. 73 - Cake And Shredding

    Back to school chat and some football news, plus nuns, fats, saturates and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  49. Ep. 72 - Snooker Contract

    Is this the return of a much-missed character? Also, reports from the outside world and some news about Abba. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  50. Ep. 71 - 59

    Plans for a trip, insults, nuns, more insults, football, some ASMR, and 59. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Podcast hosted by DJ Beans. Sometimes assisted by Andy Toast.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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