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Bear Attack
by Panda, Polar, and Blitz Bear
Bear Attack is a podcast that you listen to when you've run out of everything else. Topics will be mauled. Guests will be assaulted. It won't be pretty. Just kidding, we're very sweet boys. Or are we?
Episodes
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S8 E33: Good Fast Food Marketing? Wendy's Emo Camel Toe Parking Lot Music!
Blegh! Attacker's do you like fast food, emo music or camel toes? Well thanks to Wendy's thinking out of the square, we have an album to review. Enjoy the ride! https://open.spotify.com/album/4q4KzQr479fjaasqEmGDZK?si=VEtg9LdoQ7SWol2AjVDc9g
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S8 E32: Bear Attack Sports Report: 26-27 NHL Season
It's time to rumble Attackers, on this episode we give our mostly uneducationed predictuons for this year's NHL season and we attempt to pronounce hard names!
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S8 E31: An Unsupervised Polar Bear... What could possibly go wrong!
Oh boy Attackers, this one is going to be something. Polar bear had full control on this one and it got real lizard murder crazy! Listen to find out more. If you liked this tell your peers!
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S8 E30: Is Beartooth still hard?
Attackers, On this episode we review Beartooth's new album Pure Ecstasy. Listen to find out if Polar Bear can stand the new more "fruity" sound.
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S8 E29: Destination Arizona, Cursed mines, haunted roads and water issues!
Hello Attackers! On this episode we talk Arizona and all its quirks and legends. Plus Polar Bear talks about Sh*t water. All that and more. As always like, subscribe and all that crap.
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S8 E28: Bear Attack Radio with Pastor Matt version 2.0
Welcome to another B.A.R. on this one Pastor Matt joins us again, but unlike last time where we attempted to obliterate earholes, this time we take it a little more chill and pop punk forward. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4b7KKjWEdE8EkhFoZmX5VR?si=U7tInq9nQZyoAvCjLLprow Enjoy and tell your...
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S8 E27: Revelations, Pastor Matt returns.
Attackers, please welcome back Pastor Matt. This time he gets to have fun with Polar Bear. Eventually when Blitz returns to work we will complete the trinity (pun intended) and have Pastor Matt on with all three bears.
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S8 E26: We tackle Blitz's favorite band without him, will we survive?
Attackers, it's ABR time again but can we do it without Blitz Bear? Although we may miss his poignant insights we think we do it justice. Go enjoy the album, like, subscribe and all that crap.
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S8 E25: Star Wars: A Redemption Story?
Hello Attackers! Join us on The Dark Side! In this episode we review The Disney + Series Maul: Shadow Lord. Like Marvel we are kind of burnt out on Star Wars, so do we like this series or not? Listen and find out. As per usual tell your friends, like, subscribe and all that BS.
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S8 E24: Dragons (We guess)!
Attackers, let's get mythical (sorta), come on a journey as the Sam's pit our favorite dragons against each other. Let's be real though the side bars are real on this one so enjoy!
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S8 E23: The Fat & The Furriest
Hello Attackers, in today's behavioral health lesson we discuss the concept of.... "Family". Just kidding sorta today we dive into the Fast & Furious franchise, we laugh, we cry and we throw things? As always like, subscribe and tell anyone who will listen to listen to us!
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S8 E22: Let's go to battle!
Attacker's welcome to another radio episode. Polar bear tasked us with picking good songs to go to battle to, check out the attached playlist. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/72d013mV2izQQiQA2nLiNN?si=6mJPuByxQxKb47jcspFTSg Like, subscribe and most importantly spread the word.
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S8 E21: D&D, Blitz flies Dragons now, it's officially the Sam's show!
Hello Attackers, welcome to the post Blitz era! To begin our mourning period for the next 9 months or so, we decided to talk nerd s***! Enjoy, if there is something you would like to hear the Sam's tackle in Blitz absence let us know!
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S8 E20: The Roast of Blitz Bear
Attackers, the time has come for Blitz's bear's finally episode! Please enjoy responsibly. Email us ideas for future episodes at [email protected] And share the shit out of this dumpster fire. Love you byeeee!!!!
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S8 E19: B.A.R. In Honor of Blitz Bear's Hiatus
Attackers! As you know Blitz Bear is going to be M.I.A. for awhile, so we decided a good send off would be to listen to two of his favorite bands. The Amity Affliction and August Burns Red. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5ZuiU6zfXO4gCaPNKEiN9g?si=qxOsiK08St6th-mh3XMAVw As always tell everyone,...
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S8 E18: 250 Years Of Freedom, Fun & Fondling Ear Balls?
In honor of America's 250th, Attacker's we present a Bear Attack Radio that screams Freedom and fun. Enjoy!
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S8 E17: 250th Myth, Guns, Ghosts and Guts?
Hello Attackers! In honor of America turning 250 we present you a myth about a gun company heiress's Psychic induced delusions, enjoy!
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S8 E16: WE DO IT LIVE! (Sorta)
Welcome Attackers! On this Special episode we conclude our year long journey watching the anime Gundam Wing, not only that we recording the episode live while we reacted to Gundam Wing Endless Waltz. So sit back and enjoy us talk about child soilders playing around in murder bots and exploring…
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S8 E15: Hawaiian Vampires
Hello Attackers! In honor of the horrifying season that is summer on this episode we will transport you to the islands and discuss terrifying creatures that lurk in the depths. As always tell your friends and all that fun stuff. Sorry for being late on this episode life has been a beech this week.
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S8 E14: Slaughterchapel B.A.R.
Welcome back Attackers! For this month's Bear Attack Radio Panda Bear and El Chupacabra tackle some Deathcore. You can listen to the playlist on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0YVaIbfs7O4BOwHeqwbvzf?si=SYhKybtXRWmiVg946uwEdQ As always, spread the word and subscribe!
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S8 E13: This or that: El Chupacabra Edition
Hello Attackers! here's a quckie for you as we revisit This or that game. This time Panda bear and El Chupcabra see there differences and similarities. Like, follow, subscribe.
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S8 E12: Dissolvable swimtrunks, Custom Speedo's & Dog Dookie?
Hello Attackers! On this episode in typical fashion we lose the plot, but also we discuss pranks! Like, Subscribe etc, etc,etc!
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S8 E11: The Affliction Burns Red
Hello Attackers! On this episode The Sam's are loose without supervisor from the Blitz overlord. Red Panda guest host's while driving and armageddon ensues, as we review a show we went to feature our favorite band from Pennsylvania and our favorite Australian emo band that may or may not be…
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S8 E10: B.A.R. (Ft. ROUGH HOUSER)
Attackers! Welcome to another Bear Attack Radio, this one is a doozy, from Ska to hymns to classic rock to our favorite emo band! It's got alot going on and oh yeah Rough Houser adds there flavors of choice! Share with everyone and make Podcasts Great Again!
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S8 E9: A Concert for Rednecks & Russian Grizzly Bears!
Hello Attackers! On today's episode prepare yourselves for mosh pit's, Walls of death & girls with annoying poofy hair? Today Panda Bear and El Chupacabra take the reins and review a concert that featured Slaughter To Prevail and Whitechapel. Enjoy and remember to share so we can poison more…
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S8 E8: A TV Reboot that doesn't suck?
Well Attackers, we hope your feeling nostaligic about early 2000's sitcoms! Today we review the new SCRUBS reboot, we normally hate reboots, spoiler alert this one is actually good so far. So Scrub in, grab an IV bag and be prepared to be humorous! As always if you like our show please share with...
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S8 E7: The Sam's Bday Game
Hello Attackers! We have officially survived one month of weekly episodes! To celebrate Blitz Bear thought it would be a great idea to challenge the Sam's to a little game of this or that in honor of them getting a year older! As usually share with your friends, like, comment, subscribe and all...
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S8 E6: B.A.R. but its a competition!
Hello Attackers! Welcome to another Bear Attack Radio! This time we decided to make it spicy and competitive and we pit some of the songs we have been vibing to recently against each other. As always follow, subscribe, share all that jazz!
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S8 E5: Your New Favorite Band?
Attackers imagine if you will.... Your in an awesome beach town just kickin' it, your listening to an awesome band at the Bar. You think to yourself, "man, who TF is this band, they sound so fun"! Well on this episode we may just have the answer for you! Welcome Dylan, Garrett and Sancho from…
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S8 E4: Does Disney Ruin Alien?
Hello Attackers, on this episode we review another one of Hollywood's clapped out franchises! The question how bad can Disney ruin it? Hold on to your buns, protect your face or risk getting penatrated by a face sucking Xenomorph! Here are our thoughts on HULU's Alien: Earth! As always like,...
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S8 E3: Are we related to historical figures? Adrenaline & Nuclear Farts!
Hello Attackers! On this episode Polar Bear decided to torture Panda Bear with a game of 1- upmanship! Adrenaline, Nuclear farts and historical premontions ensue as a result! As always share our nonsense with your worst enemy, like and follow our socials and YouTube.
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S8 E2: Life changes and Conspiracies
Hello Attackers! Welcome to episode 2 of season 8 and the beginning of our new and hopefully improved format. It's our same old shenanigans but in a more compact episode, but don't fret this is a good thing as we are going to try and bring you fresh Attacks every week! Let us know what you think....
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S8 E1: Off The Beaten Path: Existential Pondering
Hello Attackers! Welcome to season 8, and thanks again for your support! On this episode we stray off the beaten path, please 'Bear' with us the subject matter is a little different for us. We have a very special guest and we roast Polar Bear excessively because he decided to get sick on the day…
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S7 Bloopers
Happy New Year Attackers! Good news and bad news! Bad news, no new Bear Attack this month, good news we will continue our annual tradition of holding you over with some of our outtakes that were a little to raucous to make into episodes. Enjoy, if you are offended please email us at...
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S7E11: '25 Wrapped Up
Well Attackers! Congrats on surviving another trip around the Sun and numbing your mind with our nonsense! Better late then never Here is some of our favorite s**t from this year and just in time for Christmas (YOUR WELCOME) (JK this one was a literal bear to edit, sorry for the delay)! As always...
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S7E10: Bear Attack Sports Report!
We are down a bear this month, listen to find out who! Due to a certain bear's absence we discuss sport's of the redneck and rich person varieties! We also have a jumbo sized B.A.R. inspired by sports! Attacker's let's get ready to rumble and start your engines! See you in December for our annual...
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S7E9: K-Pop Bear Wranglers
Happy spooky season Attackers! Normally this time of year we do a halloween themed episode, however this year we decided to be a little more broad and talk about Korean demons and crap related to that. On this episode we discuss Korean Grim Reaper hats, have a wild time with asian rock music and...
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S7E8: Revenge Of The Truck
On this month's episode we return to our roots and return to recording while driving, we celebrate spooky season early by reviewing the Hell of a summer Tour! Polar Bear is lost in the void for this one and is supplemented by the always obnoxious Red Panda. Don't fret we will return to "normal"…
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S7E7: Musical Tourture, A Myth of disappointing proportions, Oh the horror!
Hello end of summer? Blitz Bear hates it but the Sam's are ready to stop sweating! On this episode we revisit the Viking Tower in Rhode Island, we banter a bit as usual and we listen to songs that are objectively good, but we hate them! Join us, like, subscribe & comment what is an objectively…
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S7E6: Happy Birthday America.
249 Years of America! On this episode Panda drinks more then usual and we get political. Blitz Bear gives us 50 fun facts about each state and Polar and Panda create a comedy of errors with their commentary. Polar Bear tells the story of the real Midnight ride and the punch line will give you…
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S7E5: It's Juneteenth After All
Let's get historical! On this episode we dive into the story of Juneteenth (Hint hint Texas is slow). We talk the American Civil War and New Orleans, and on Bear Attack Radio we celebrate Rock and Metal bands that have Black members! As usual follow us on social and pitch us ideas for episodes!...
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S7E4: Attax Attax: A.I. Barbie's on Coke!!!
Welcome Attacker's, on this episode we get extra! As we discuss our 1 out of 10's! Also thank's to Panda's co-worker we get our ears assaulted by A.I. Barbie Pop music, but is it a 1? Listen to find out! Also please follow us on socials. Comment on this episode your 1 out of 10's and suggestions...
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S7E3: Musical Madness
Attention Attackers! If you are a music lover and like sports this is the episode for you. This month we pay homage to the great tradition of March Madness, but instead of basketball we have a bracket of new albums that have been released this year. As always leave a comment, subscribe, share…
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S7E2: Important Life Questions, Midget Wrestling & Happy Birthday To The Sams!
On this episode Blitz bear hosts a virtual birthday fiesta for Polar and Panda Bear, which includes pressing questions provided by Eddie 2G's, a good ole' game of Kill, Marry, Fondel & a BAR attack radio straight out of Polar bears mind. Follow us on socials, leave a comment!
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S7E1: Liquid Death for thrill seeking Thunderbirds
Welcome to season 7 Attackers! On this episode we review the 20th anniversary edition of August Burns Red's debut album, Polar bear tells us a tale from Tombstone and is Liquid Death's new water good or not? As always please follow us, comment, like and all that nonsense.
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Season 6 Bloopers!
The stuff that was too wild for the show, so it got cut only to be aired out of context. Enjoy!
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S6E15: 2024 In A Nutshell!
That's a wrap on 2024 and season 6! Please enjoy this episode of our favorite things from the year! Be on the look out for this season's bloopers coming out in January, and we officially come out of hibernation in February with season 7! 2024 Favorites playlists: TOP SONGS:...
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S6E14: It's A Beary Time Of Year!
Attackers please enjoy or Christmas gift to you! On this very jolly episode we visit Whoville and our favorite mean green friend, plus Polar bear gives you two mythical presents for the price of one. Finally get into the spirit with some of our favorite songs from Christmas movies! Also always...
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S6E13: What Are Bears Thankful For? Cozy Weather, Wholesome Anime & Songs In The Feels.
Hello Attackers! We have officially entered our favorite season and we are thankful for all of you. On this episode, we review a remarkable film from Studio Ghibli, Blitz Bear gives of an interpretation of the first thanksgiving and we wrap it up with a Bear Attack Radio suitable for sipping a…
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S6E12: The Silence Of The Bears.
Happy Halloween Attackers, here's an episode that is sure to get you intune with all the spirits and sprites! Join as we review a movie about pyschopath Murderers with cannabalistic tendencies, a myth about a cryptid with horrific intentions and a Bear Attack Radio curated to make your ears…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Bear Attack is a podcast that you listen to when you've run out of everything else. Topics will be mauled. Guests will be assaulted. It won't be pretty. Just kidding, we're very sweet boys. Or are we?
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Panda, Polar, and Blitz Bear
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Bear Attack is a podcast that you listen to when you've run out of everything else. Topics will be mauled. Guests will be assaulted. It won't be pretty. Just kidding, we're very sweet boys. Or are we?
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