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Bear Friend Tea Party

by Flowers of Disgust

A fortnightly podcast featuring the members of highly influential noise-pop supergroup, Flowers of Disgust talking about stuff and making noises, music and sounds.

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Episodes

  1. 00051 Nixon's Cat

    Would upside-down basketball players dribble on the ceiling or on the floor? Ethics Panel: I asked the dude at the store to ring me up for 2 pumpkins and then I took 3 pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 Which is the spookiest woodwind instrument? If two people fill a one-horse costume, would one horse wear a...

  2. 00040 Permanent Grind: The Proverbial Bathtub of Theseus

    Nagging Question: Can You Really Make a Boat out of an Old Bathtub??​​, How Many Bills Can We Name?, Serious Discussion: Is American Democracy Doomed? A Serious Discussion of Matthew Yglesias' American Democracy Is Doomed (Vox Magazine, 2015) The post 00040 Permanent Grind: The Proverbial Bathtub...

  3. 00028 Rooster

    Giant Chewy SweeTARTS®, Snot & Tears: Stan Freberg (1926-2015), Inappropriate Things to Do with Those Pneumatic Tubes They Have at Banks, ...Who Said That??! The post 00028 Rooster first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  4. 00032 Businessman Pretending to Be a Train

    Listener Emails, Corrections & Addenda Segment 1 – As Bees Bears in Honey Drown: Beekeeping Advice Segment 2 – Reciting Four Famous Speeches at Once Segment 4 – Predictions: Spice Girls Death Order Songs: Purple Rain On the Sunny Side of the Street Supporting Materials Family Chatters podcast Why...

  5. 00049 Naughty Ol’ Human Head Sitting There

    2016 Halloween "Spook"-tacular The post 00049 Naughty Ol' Human Head Sitting There first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  6. 00048 Trilobites Are Doin’ It For Themselves

    Reminiscing about funny moments from past episodes of BFTP Great ppl w/ horrible hair Christopher Winter ad-libs the inner monologues of various animals by request The post 00048 Trilobites Are Doin' It For Themselves first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  7. 00046 Monkey Versions of C-List Celebrities

    Jeff Goldblums Throughout History, Dinner Party Gone Wrong Clichés!, How Many People Can We Name? The post 00046 Monkey Versions of C-List Celebrities first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  8. 00045 An Eternally Recursive Sequence Of Self Spawning Snoop Doggy Doggs

    Ethics Panel: If you order water at a restaurant with self-service fountain drinks, is it ok to get the club soda? Can you put a lemon wedge in it?, Lesser Known Mnemonic Devices, How to Clean a Bathtub in Exactly 32 Steps, Reviews of movies h'ain't none of us ever done seen. The post 00045 An...

  9. 00044 Richard Dreyfuss in a Bear Costume

    Reminiscing About People We Have Killed in Self-Defense, Nagging Question: Can You Really Make Gin in an Old Bathtub? Fake Toilet Parts Classic Ill-Fated Fast-Food Ventures: The Burger King Kingdom Show Notes: Is Richard Dreyfus still alive? How to make bathtub gin and skip this podcast Buzz…

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  10. 00043 People Posing as Colonel Sanders

    Can Somebody PLEASE Explain Henry Rollins to Me???, How many randomly selected topics can I definitively settle in 60 seconds?, A Series of Controversial Statements, Pt. III, Classic Hip Hop Skits The post 00043 People Posing as Colonel Sanders first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  11. 00042 How High are Your Roundhouse Kicks?

    5 randomly selected topics in 5 minutes Slang Terms for Egg Nog Is Neil DeGrasse Tyson a member of the Harlem Globetrotters? Flowers of Disgust Ethics Panel: Duck Tales “Allowance Day” (1989) wherein Scrooge’s nephews trick him into thinking it’s a day later than it really is, so he will give…

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  12. 00041 All About Duck Eggs

    Is Mistletoe Bullshit?, Classic Hip-Hop Singles: Positive K's "I Got a Man" (1991), 46 Euphemisms for Breasts, Ranked from Most to Least Appealing The post 00041 All About Duck Eggs first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  13. 00039 The Age of Complex Sandwiches

    Classic Ill-Fated Fast-Food Ventures: The McDLT, A Series of Controversial Statements Pt. II, 50 Fictional Horse Blitz Quiz, Pancakes V. Waffles. The post 00039 The Age of Complex Sandwiches first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  14. 00026 The 1955 Where Everybody has Green Dicks

    2015 Serious Episode. Serious Discussion: "Dark Leviathan", by Henry Farrell, Serious Discussion: "The AI Revolution: The Road to Superintelligence", by Tim Urban, Rodney Dangerfield One-Liners Delivered Flatly and without Emotion, Serious Discussion: Time Travel: Solid-State Model Vs. Many…

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  15. 00038 I’m Your DJ Now

    2015 Halloween Spooktacular. What Be Spookin Ya? Spooky Soundscape, Classic Hip-Hop Albums: He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper (1988), How Many Ghosts Can We Name? The post 00038 I'm Your DJ Now first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  16. 00024 Not in a Basketball Mood

    Lesser-known methods of egg preparation, Expounding on 10 random topics, Special Guest: Dr. Jonathan Bumpers The post 00024 Not in a Basketball Mood first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  17. 00036 Human Teeth

    What root vegetable am I thinking of?, Issuing sincere, heartfelt public apologies to Buzz Aldrin for disrespectful/combative tone of previous week’s special guest segment, Simultaneous Unrelated Discussions #, Jeremy Mullis from North Carolina quits podcast The post 00036 Human Teeth first...

  18. 00033 The Otis Hypotenuse

    Reminiscing about dogs we have known, Slang terms for "escalator", How many NES games can we name in 2 minutes, What are the rules of American Football?, Is this a Hall & Oates Song? The post 00033 The Otis Hypotenuse first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  19. 00037 Larry Bird's Penis

    Slang Terms for Pogo "Stick," Talking Smack About Barnyard Animals / Surprise Quiz: Korean TV Drama or Bullshit Thing I Made Up? A Series of Controversial Statements Songs: Ain't No Sunshine, Short People

  20. 00031 A Decorative Confectionery of Tiny Balls

    I Don't Like Kettle Corn and F*** You if you Have a Problem with That, I Hate All Public Radio Comedic Programming, Who Here's Driven any Funny Vehicles? Songs: Horse Standing There, The Hucklebuck The post 00031 A Decorative Confectionery of Tiny Balls first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  21. 00029 John Hughes’ Ring Cycle

    Correct Way to Play Air Saxophone, How Many Daves Can We Name? The Philosophical Problem with the Whole 'Left Shark' Meme, Classic Cartoons of the 80s and 90s: Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears The post 00029 John Hughes' Ring Cycle first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  22. 00022 The True Prophet of the Abrahamic Tradition

    2014 Christmas Special. Are Christmas Novelty Songs Bullshit? Fake Addresses. Name that Santa. Most Insipid Christmas Song. Plus various Christmas favorites performed poorly. The post 00022 The True Prophet of the Abrahamic Tradition first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  23. 00027 Oversized Inexplicable Green Hat

    Classic Hip-Hop Albums: The Fat Boys’ “Crushin” (1987), How many Steves can we name? The post 00027 Oversized Inexplicable Green Hat first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  24. 00025 Build that Machine into an Anthropomorphized Chair

    Members of Metallica in order of importance, Distinctions between Slime, Grime and Sludge, Bad Things 'Bout the Boy Scouts, Imperial Measurement System in the US (Seriously, what the f***?). The post 00025 Build that Machine into an Anthropomorphized Chair first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  25. 00021 A Gresham’s Law of Cookies

    Are holiday cookie exchanges bullshit? Sensual, sexual or erotic? 10 minutes of buzzing noises after a 4 count. The post 00021 A Gresham's Law of Cookies first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  26. 00020 The Jefferson Abacus

    Classic Hip-Hop Albums: The Chronic, That's Showbiz!, Is The Constitution Bullshit?, Bears or Bees? The post 00020 The Jefferson Abacus first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  27. 00023 Generally Confused about This Whole Turning-into-a-Gun Thing

    Listener “Emails”. If all the beards had a fight, who would win? Horrible people with great hair. Talking about a ham that looks like Alf. Most sexual Transformer. Funniest integer. The post 00023 Generally Confused about This Whole Turning-into-a-Gun Thing first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  28. 00017 Handheld, Messy and Bigger than Your Head

    What's Up with Science? Can somebody PLEASE explain David Bowie to me? Who here's been to the moon? Cats, the musical. Several whimsical notions. The post 00017 Handheld, Messy and Bigger than Your Head first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  29. 00019 A Bloody Elk Carcass Stuffed with Bonbons

    Halloween Spook-tacular, Blowing bubbles at weddings: cute or incredibly stupid? Shonen Knife, What is Bullshit about Piñatas these Days. Purchasing Glue in Bulk, Piñatas, Cannibal Corpse, Piñatas, Which VHS tape am I about to hold up?? Piñatas. The post 00019 A Bloody Elk Carcass Stuffed with...

  30. 00018 William Howard Taft

    What famous fat person am I? Wholly unmotivated verbal abuse. Who is the funniest U.S. President? The post 00018 William Howard Taft first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

  31. 00015 I Got No Problem with Tarts

    Pie; Who wants to give me, personally, a job; Sneaking Out of the Hospital Clichés; Sexy, Sensual or Erotic? The post 00015 I Got No Problem with Tarts first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A fortnightly podcast featuring the members of highly influential noise-pop supergroup, Flowers of Disgust talking about stuff and making noises, music and sounds.

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