Bears To Meet You

Every ad in the order they were recorded. RAW. UNEDITED (mostly)

We go over a few of our past ideas and inventions. Kyle gets a promotion. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Evan, Kyle, Winnipeg (briefly), and Shoebox

The big brain boys combine their intellects to create the greatest 3 hour animated film you've ever known. At least in terms of Russian box office numbers Featuring: Alex, Cesar, and Enrique

We've taken it upon ourselves to save the next generation of learners with grade based rewards. Do you like vaccines? You better. OR ELSE. Do you need help communicating with your therapist? Do you mind invasive skull caps? Have you ever needed to go about your day while trying to sustain your young baby? If yes to any of the above, keep listening. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, Evan, and Shoebox

CONTENT WARNING: Many mentions of feces A novel way to make your car do something that you could easily do if you have two hands, a wicked """""""prank""""""" to do to the whole natural world, and a disgusting work around to a trivial problem. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Enrique, Kyle, and Ryan

No cotton candy tonight, just Circus Peanuts (trademark) to ruin our brains. Anyway, we have an innovative new idea to help you find foot fabric and a new show that'll tug at your heartstrings as well as your laugh strings. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, and Enrique

Them Del Boys have devised a new way to harass your friends and strangers alike, a way to keep your coke straw nice and safe to use, and in a fit creative dementia they create a more advanced method of self defense. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, Enrique, and Shoebox

Prepare yourself for a new party destination that comes to you, a new video game for the newest generation of consoles (and the last one too), and a horrible vision of the future of cosmetic surgery. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Evan, and Shoebox

A new canned source of energy, a convenient way to get delivery meats wherever you are, and a super easy and safe method of avoiding the least predictable natural disasters known to man. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory(late), Enrique, and Shoebox

Do you think your car should be more social? Do you like long term, overly complicated pranks? Do you need to remove your acne while you run to work? Do you think we need a new method of educating the populace that will REALLY hold their attention? Maybe you're a degenerate like us and think at least one of these ideas is workable! Featuring: Alex, Brian, Cesar, Cory, Evan, and Shoebox

Ever want a new device to notify you when your food is going bad? Ever want to spy on your big local crush? Ever want to do a ton of work to go to the same place you already paid to be in, only it's made of Peggos? Well then listen up buddy-boy! This is for you! Featuring: Alex(drunk), Cesar, Cory, Kyle, Shoebox

A shotgun blast of INCREDIBLE ideas! Maybe a new gameshow. Maybe some cool, new, innovative fashion. Maybe the scariest, most unholy furniture you could imagine. Maybe a fun competitive prank for the whole world? Maybe the lions hate me and all of my great ideas. Maybe we're too full of cotton candy!? Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, and Shoebox

A new highly customized restaurant experience, and a new sport that the whole family can enjoy. We also make you live the experience of making an add LIVE. So, now you have all the skills required to make your own! Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Enrique, Evan, Marmite, and Shoebox

A new experimental VR game, a new method of pet ownership/doctoral research, and the new Olympic sport hitting your kids' kindergartens soon! Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, Evan, Marmite/Winnipeg, and Shoebox

A new entertainment space for a very specific clientele, a handy bathroom device to save you from embarrassment in front of your superiors, and a very original movie that totally earned it's space in our HEARTS. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Enrique, Kyle, and Shoebox

Skip this if you want to experience season 4 in order. This was originally recorded after episode 4. You have been warned Featuring: Alex, Cesar, and Cory

All ads for season three. Simple as that.

Kiwi Uncle's secret past is triggered at a fancy restaurant and Alex tells a story where he interacted with a REAL LIFE Kiwi Uncle. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, Enrique, Evan, Kyle, and Shoebox

You ever wonder what it is that Cory does when he isn't mic'd? Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, and Shoebox

A new reality dating show gets turned into an entire TV network, and a super useful, not-at-all-scary-or-threatening-service for the everyman. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, Enrique, Evan, and Shoebox

AS PROMISED we present you with the BANANA FLASHER episode of The Phlegmlies Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Enrique, Evan, and Kyle

A new attraction is added to the Phlegmlies Fun Zone and Water Park, and a nice new method to track down your lost items and loved ones. PSYCH! GET PRANKED Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, Kyle, and Shoebox

A new prize based game show the likes of which you'v never SEEN. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Evan, and Shoebox

You ever want to remember ANYTHING? Or do you just want an incredible interest rate at your local bank? There's a twist either way. Featuring: (Drunk) Alex, Cesar, Enrique, Evan, and Shoebox.

A knew, totally normal, episode of the Phlegmlies Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Evan, and Shoebox

We overthrow ourselves and plant the semi-puppet: The Lions. Oh yeah, and the Moon Base is finally done. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Enrique, Evan, and Shoebox

The gang rallies around the table to discuss the best idea that's ever hit a modern human. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, Evan, and LIVE Shoebox

Another triple pitch, another success. A video game, and abomination, and a helpful health drink. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, and Shoebox

The SnakSnak that'll make you famous and the BEST trade school money can buy. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, and Evan

Da Boys get together to work through Evan's new appliance idea and figure out where DEATH SLIME will be relocated. Featuring: Cesar, Cory, Evan, and Shoebox

Alex has a new Phlegmly idea, and it'll make your nose bleed, ya weeb. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Enrique, and Shoebox.

Shoes finally gets his review, and there's a new Eco-Terrorist in town. Or is it an Eco-Hero? Uh oh Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Evan, Kyle and Shoebox

Welcome to Season 3! The gang gets back together to... talk a lot about AIDS... like. the whole time. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Enrique, Evan, and Shoebox

Every. Ad. Recorded. For. Season. 2.

Season 2 Finale!! Cesar, and the two super CEOs perform a live daily review. Plus some sneak peaks to SEASON 3 mofos. Featuring: Alex, Brian, Cesar, Cory, Enrique, Evan, and Kyle.

Cutest cleaning service imaginable, and then maybe the exact opposite of that. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, Enrique, and Evan

Music is the true path to (near) immortality. Mumble rappers apply inside. Featuring: Cesar, Cory, Enrique, and Evan

We have to slow down Elon. He's going mad with power. Also, artificial meteor showers are the best, healthiest thing you can do with your next $2k. Featuring: Alex, Brian, Cesar, Evan, and Shoebox

Only 5% of the American populace can tell what Keanu Reeves is going for in this film. Also, Pacific Rim. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, Kyle, and a taste of Shoebox Original Air Date - 12/17/2016

Fantastic conversation, but is almost not even about the movie in question. Go to Bears to Meet You to find the second half of this talk. Featuring: Cesar, Evan, and Kyle Original Air Date - 9/29/2016

Sit back and melt, like we did. Right into that waterfall. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Kyle, and Shoebox Original Air Date - 9/13/2016

Snorkel time. We go under the surface, but not too far. Your lungs can handle it. Is this the best fighting movie? Recorded at midnight for people who have to be up at 6am. Featuring: Cesar, Kyle, and Shoebox Original Air Date - 9/6/2016

Not enough movie discussion, but fun. Featuring: Cesar, Kyle, and Shoebox. Alex appears for a spell Original Air Date - 8/21/2016

Much like this movie, this episode is extra long, and takes turns you might not expect. Featuring: Cesar, Kyle, and Shoebox Original Air Date - 5/25/2016

Dumb fun movie. It's not easy to talk about, as we find out. P.S. Cesar is leaking due to allergies. It's only pretty gross. Featuring: Cesar, Kyle, and Shoebox Original Air Date - 5/12/2016

Our first attempt to discuss a new release. This movie contains bears Featuring: Cesar, Kyle, and Shoebox Original Air Date - 2/10/2016

Binaural audio, and we try to talk about the first Marvel Universe movie without discussing the plot first. Featuring: Cesar, Evan, Kyle, and Shoebox Original Ari Date - 10/12/2015

This is the discussion that Cesar and Kyle had right before we recorded the Quick Facts episode about Plato's Cave. Enjoy it.

Without our guardian angel to lead the way, our intrepid heroes forge a path to the gods... and a gambling house. Featuring: Alex, Brian, Cesar, and Shoebox

This movie is pretty brutal. Not for the feint of heart, or colorblind. Featuring: Alex, Cesar, and Shoebox Original Air Date - 10/15/2015