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BeatenDown

A podcast about being BeatenDown by life... and loving every minute of it!

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  1. 178

    #194 - Conspiracy Again!.

    The guys are back for another weird episode. They had crazy last week and are here to tell about it you so you feel better about yours. Danny has truck issues, again! Blake has a family member in the hospital. Danny asks Blake what is wrong with someone that wants to marry someone that is in prison with a life sentence. Danny drags Blake into conspiracy theory conversations and ends up annoying him. They find out the origin of a song that is a feel good song and it might surprise you, Little League tournament issues have come up and it just goes to show that parents ruin youth sports for kids, Death Corner returns and so much more on this episode.

  2. 177

    #193 - ADD Strolls Happen

    Danny and Blake are back and someone can't stay on topic. see if you can follow along with the topics as the flow from one to the next and then back to the original. Football season is coming, Danny is Mexican but doesn't look like it and encounters someone that just threw out racial slurs like it was nothing new and he tells how he deals with it, "new" math facts blows someone's mind, Women's professional baseball league, and so much more...

  3. 176

    #192 - Nostalgic Sweet Tooth

    Blake and Danny are back. The guys are trying to beat the heat but not sure if it's working. Danny wants to know what real love is but before he finds out his mind takes him somewhere else with Blake as his guide. Hidden references in movies, a trip down candy memory lane, Danny "used" to be a jerk, should Danny grow his hair out?, is Blake really that knowledgable about movies? All this and so much more.

  4. 175

    #191 - Can't Prepare For Parenthood

    The guys are back and they give Danny's son advice for after having a child. Danny hears something and he goes down a parasite rabbit hole and the strange effects they have on their hosts. Another Cowboys great gets arrested. It's a hot day out and Danny forgets to turn on the AC. They discuss a couple new shows they have watched so be prepared for spoilers if you haven't seen them. All this and so much more.

  5. 174

    #190 - Accidents Happen

    Danny and Blake are back! Today they bring in Danny's brother who has stories of his own about Danny. They decide the best songs from different artists, wrestling stories from when they were young, Blake buys things that could cause a terrible time, and Danny brings breaking news that happened while on break. All this and so much more...

  6. 173

    #189 - Fire Starter

    The guys are back and jump right in with a news story that they both couldn't wait to talk about. They get straight into crazy shows they watched. Blake can't sleep and is haunted at work. They figured out a long time ago to be lovers not fighters. Getting in trouble in school, Taco Bell causes what?!, business idea for their home town and so much more on this episode...

  7. 172

    #188 - Blake Needs Answers

    The guys are back and Blake has come loaded up with things he needs answers to. Danny's oldest brother stops by while the guys are talking about songs turning their same age this year. They guys are going to get into trouble if their wive listen all because of Blake needing answers. Danny finally gets to play golf to try out the new club but did it make a difference and how did Danny get injured on the golf course? All this and so much more...

  8. 171

    #187 - New Roof?.

    The guys are back and brought their wives in who are very interested about all they have to say. Danny has a friend stop by and forces him on as well. They ask their wives a few questions and not sure they really like the answers. Someone has a medical issue that sounds like they are getting a new roof. Vacations, "embarrassing" stories, complaints about the other and so much more on this episode.

  9. 170

    #186 - Happy Father's Day

    They guys are back and today they jump all over the place. They discuss World Cup visitors and their surprise about America .They try a new drink that will keep you "hydrated" while you drink... maybe. Food is somehow always on the agenda even though they never mean for it to be. Death Corner, an unexpected visitor, snakes and the Snakeman, and so much more in this episode.

  10. 169

    #185 - Don't Be A Creep

    The guys are back! Blake and Danny recap their weekends. Danny couldn't wait to get back to work. They try some new restaurants and give a you their thoughts. Danny is a DIYer and is great at it. Danny encounters a creep at the gym. Blake hops into football and finally admits to something Danny has said all along. Beer, stories, sports and so much more in this episode.

  11. 168

    #184 - Wildin' Out Wednesday Is Back!

    The whole gang is back this week. Danny tries to wrangle everyone's ADD in but some people have other plans. Teau is back and ready to have a great time. Teau wants to make sure everyone is having a great time and ensures we all have enough to drink. Danny starts a fire but soon regrets it. Empty nesting, tick disease conspiracy, when were the guys in their prime?, stories about Danny's brothers, and so much more on this week's episode!

  12. 167

    #183 - Don't Get Scammed

    The guys are back and they are recovering from last weekend's partying. Danny brings in summertime with baked beans that are summertime flavored. Can Blake guess the flavors? They discuss a weird but funny court case. Danny and Blake are old and get a virus from file sharing websites when they were younger. Graduation time is upon us and can't believe that are almost empty nesters. Blake gets upset with Danny and lets him know how he really feels after Danny brings up Christmas birthdays. Blake is ready for summer (kinda), Death Corner, how to make a restaurant lose money, and so much more...

  13. 166

    #182 - Aliens Are Real, Who Cares?

    The guys are back!! Danny brings another new drink for them to try. They tell you the origins of Memorial Day. Blake and Danny try to figure out a new business venture in the UK. Blake says pandas are genetically engineered. The news says the US government has encountered 4 different kinds of alien beings and no one cares. Blake tries to convince Danny to watch a movie and we are pretty sure it'll be another year before he does. Death Corner, Wrestling, MMA fights, and whatever else pops into theirs heads all on this episode.

  14. 165

    #181 - NERDS!!

    The guys are back for another mind boggling episode. Danny brings in something new for Blake to try. What is the most one will pay for a watch? Celebrities seemingly don't have a limit so Blake and Danny try to compare their prices to something we would buy for ourselves? Staying single forever; is that living the dream or are you missing out on life? Unbeknownst to the guys, Tasha has Danny's daughter bring them a treat she made. Danny thinks he created a conspiracy theory, feet talk, Rumpelstiltskin, all this and so much more...

  15. 164

    #180 - Books Smarts Is Learned Not Given

    They guys are back and Danny is a scaredy cat. Danny is afraid of tinnitus. Dave had a bad week at work, work mishaps, Blake wants to know what famous car we would take, and mother's day is here. Did the guys do anything or not? Blake learns to roll his R's, cowboys roundup, how fit is America, Danny quizzes the guys to see who is smarter. All this and so much more...

  16. 163

    #179 - Naturally Disastrous

    Blake and Danny are back at it again. The guys have had a hell of a week. Blake has a recap, Danny allows someone to dictate his mood for the day, and Danny's son stops by for a little bit. Danny brings in a few news stories that he found interesting but he's not sure the others care. Their home town has a tornado touch down and it left behind a path of destruction. All this and so much more...

  17. 162

    #178 - Broken Homes And Diets

    Danny and Blake are back!! Blake's "Christmas" is here and he can't stop smiling. The fat kids come out and they talk about over-rated and under-rated places to eat. "Blade" brings up Nothing Bundt Cakes and that leads into types of cakes they love and don't like at all. They guys in their younger days could knock some food out because of their metabolism but today would put them in a food coma. Breakfast food talk comes up and they are basically drooling while they speak. Danny actually reads a local news story and lets Blake in on what's happening. Panhandling stories come up and the guys stay suspicious. New documentary to watch, being raised in a broke home vs a home with both parents and the effects on the children, Tasha brings out homemade cookies, all this and so much more...

  18. 161

    #177 - Losing My Religion

    Danny and Blake are finally back and someone has some explaining to do. Blake can't wait for the NFL draft to get here. Danny has some questions about religion. Blake fills Danny in on cults and how the leaders were able to gather followers. This of course leads him into movies Danny has never seen. Danny brings up exorcisms and that leads to a place the even they can figure out how they got there. They finally give you all the advice that everyone needs when it comes to making a relationship last. All this and so much more...

  19. 160

    #176 - Happy Easter, Iced Again

    The guys are back after a morning of "playing" golf. A couple of the guys are tired. Teau brings a recap to the livestock show circuit with a geat ending to the season. Something big has happened and Danny doesn't believe it; we're going to the "moon". Danny and Blake have family "issues" and no one seems to know how it happened besides them. Teau sends the guys a news story and then Danny goes down a road that they guys don't like the source. The guys help figure out the war, if actual money is becoming a figment of our imagination, and if counties from other states can join Texas. All this and so much more....

  20. 159

    #175 - What's Happening Here?

    The guys are back and they have so much to talk about and it all comes from random thoughts. A famous sports figure clearly needs a personal driver. Self driving cars are still a hard concept for the guys just to just let have control and not want to grab the wheel. Danny brings up Trapper Keepers and that brings up school memories. They discuss their favorite games growing up. Blake is gearing up for the Draft and Danny is in trouble. The guys are trying to will in a Buc-cees to be built near them. Health insurance is a scam and Danny has a big question he needs an answer to. All this and so much more...

  21. 158

    #174 - Just The Two Of Us

    Blake and Danny are back! Danny is tired... tired of Mother Nature, tired of being in the sun, tired of the heat. Blake is not. Death Corner is back and Blake's heart is hurting. Danny has started umping and Blake is galavanting off to fancy fundraisers. The guys recap St. Patty's tradition. They discuss one great court case and another terrible one. They talk about their own dealings in the judicial system. Danny wins a few radio contests, Blake has new true crime documentaries for you to watch, March Madness has started, all this and so much more...

  22. 157

    #173 - The Gang Is Back Together!

    The guys are finally back together. Teau brings Danny a gift to start off the episode. Danny is excited and upset at the same time. They all had dreams of going to spring break because of MTV Spring Breakout. Did they ever get to go? They give a review of the new Big Arch from McDonalds and that leads into burger talk. Dave's new area of work has some weird sights to see and that leads into a whole other discussion. Danny surprises Teau because of his ability to stand the cold. Danny brings in a top 10 list for the guys to guess and Blake gets a little confused. Danny has a medical concern. Dave saves Teau's life. All this and so much more.

  23. 156

    #172 - Mi Familia & Blake

    Today Danny brings in his brothers. Danny tries to join a study from the University of Maryland and tries to get others to join him. That leads into other stories that deal with the study. They get into pizza conspiracy theories, Danny's mom makes food that no one gets to eat, fishing stories from Danny's brothers so you know it's not true, Roblox isn't so innocent for kids, all this and so much more.

  24. 155

    #171 - Karaoke Sing Along

    Danny and Blake are back and Danny has music on the brain. They dive into all the music that makes them sing along to it. They still can't believe that the music they listened to growing up is now "classic". They get into the songs that people love but don't actually know the lyrics when they sing. Death Corner, Blake is gearing up for the draft, gender reveal and reactions... all this and so much more.

  25. 154

    #170 - We'll Do It Live!!

    Today the guys decided to do a live stream and by "guys" we mean Danny. How much is too much when at a restaurant to take before you complain? Teau gives us a Victorian slang lesson.Danny's son and wife are doing a gender reveal party and Danny wants a boy. The livestream allowed listener interaction and someone get in trouble with their mom. Valentines recaps, Death Corner, Teau debates uploading your consciousness to computers, Teau talks about what's happening in the world... All this and so much more.

  26. 153

    #169 - About To Be Revolting

    The guys are back!! Today they recap the Super Bowl. All the excitement and drama in one place. The winning QB lost money for playing that game. What was on the menu? What did Danny do instead of watch the game? Valentine's Day is upon us so how romantic with the guys be? Blake takes us on a trip revolving arounf PeeWee Herman. Death Corner returns, Danny gets on his soap box about things happening in the world today, disconnecting from our devices, all this and so much more...

  27. 152

    #168 - Couple's Therapy 3

    Danny and Blake are back! Today they both bring in their wives and ask the big question... WHY?! Danny dives in to how Blake and his wife got started. Danny tells a story he never has told anyone before about his proposal to his wife. They discuss a couple news stories, somehow Blake takes us back to movies, they quickly step into Death Corner, kid troubles, Danny knows fashion and then the good stuff. Danny gets into what makes you mad about your spouse. All this and so much more...

  28. 151

    #167 - KEVIN!!!

    The guys are back!! Today Danny finally "watches" a movie he's been saying he'd watch for a while. They recap all the happenings from the cold weather that came through. Blake brings in something for the guys to try. Death Corner returns. Danny lets Teau's paranoia get the best of him. Danny and Blake prove that mean are supposed to protect women and children. All this and so much more...

  29. 150

    #166 - ADD In Full Effect

    The guys are back and something is in the air. These guys can't stay on track to save their lives. From jingles that won't leave someone's head, to hearing a random word that creates new thoughts in their head which changes the topic, to laughing at each other; something is clearly wrong. Danny's son, daughter and even Blake all joined the same crime syndicate when they were younger. Winter storm came in and the guys tell you how they prepared and plan to make it through. They guys give a final college football update. Blake and Danny finish it out since the other two left because of weather and possibly someone had a couple too many drinks.

  30. 149

    #165 - Are We On The Spectrum?

    The guys are back and Danny gets asked to take an autism test. He and the other guys give their results. Are they on the spectrum and if so, where do they land? Danny has become quite the movie goer and gives his review of Primate. Danny found a new conspiracy and he may have been a part of it. Blake went through an old storage shed he had and started digging up bones. Teau and Dave try to convince Danny to either sell his house and build again or build his son a bigger house. Football, making fun of each other, people showing up late, all this and so much more...

  31. 148

    #164 - Blake Is In Trouble

    Danny and Blake are back and Danny invited someone to confront Blake. Jabo is here to collect his bet made before football season. Will Blake try and back out or pay up? They reminisce about their younger days and discuss what was more fun; those days or being a parent. Jabo is a conspiracy theorist these days. He doesn't like Danny's nervous fidgeting. Danny's truck issues return, football, making fun of each other and all the other funny stuff is here for you.

  32. 147

    #163 - Are We Hungry Or Just Bored?

    New Year has started and so has the 40 burpee a day challenge. Are they still okay or not? Did the guys make it to midnight or were they asleep? Danny brings up food and they are off to the races on what they love, what they don't like and what they wish was still around. Football recap for the week and the guys are so excited. Someone was building furniture and was late to record. All this and so much more...

  33. 146

    #162 - Resolutions Come And Go

    Christmas has come and gone but New Years is on its way. Today the guys invite a few guests in and recap Christmas. Danny has a major announcement. With all the guests in you know it will off the rails because no one can focus. Danny get made fun of because of bathroom habits. Dave heals the sickness for Danny. Teau has ideas for the new year and the guys reluctantly say yes to one and happily say yes to the other. Food, fun, and football round out this episode.

  34. 145

    #161 - Christmas Time In Texas

    The guys are back and so is Christmas! Danny is still trying to get over being sick. Dave has a big announcement!! Danny and Blake have the same weird occurrence in their houses and now they are on high alert. The guys talk about animal problems and mishaps. A little football recap comes into play but not long. Danny gets honest with the guys and talks about a traumatic experience he has involving Christmas. Have the guys finished shopping or will they be in trouble?

  35. 144

    #160 - Not The Tipple!

    The guys are back and no matter how much someone tries to keep the conversation in one place, it just goes off the rails. Teau's ADD kicks in and the first shiny thing he sees becomes the next podcast stunt. Just an FYI, a mouse trap can hurt. They talk about Dave's son and his college experience. The quince is done and the guys recap the night. All the guys have a cough so please excuse them. All this and who knows what else.

  36. 143

    #159 - Desires Fulfilled

    The guys are back and one of us was struggling. Thanks to the a little divine intervention, he got what he needed. They start off in prayer and then the magic happens. Danny has a busy weekend but the guys help out to make it easier. Christmas time is approaching so how do we go about deciding gifts for people. The guys get into religions and talk about how faltering is something that happens no matter how "good" of a person you think you are.

  37. 142

    #158 - After Thanksgiving Day Party

    The guys are back and have had their fill of giving thanks. They recap all the treats and eats. How many Thanksgivings is too many? The guys have a new partner and you can get a discount with their code. Danny gets some news and has to change his ways. When are you supposed to put up Christmas decorations? Danny brings in a few weird news stories. Blake has another well informed Death Corner. All this and so much more!!

  38. 141

    #157 - Three Years of Thanks

    The guys are back and this is the 3 year anniversary and the Thanksgiving episode. We invited a couple of guests on and one brings a surprise for Teau that he's been waiting for, Ham Bean Casserole! They discuss the weird things that are eaten or supposed to be eaten at Thanksgiving. Carlos brings in some local wine for us to try. Hobbs is in and his vocabulary used is put on the marquee for all to see. Football, life, and all the stuff you love this week.

  39. 140

    #156 - You Good Bro?

    The guys are back and this time it's personal! or whatever makes it sound important. Teau gets into the upcoming show season and all the stops he has scheduled. Danny and Blake dj a wedding and have issues. Turns out Teau was right and Danny was wrong... weird. Danny and his wife try the new fancy restaurant in town and Danny has a review for you. They guys wonder if you have a song in your head all the time when it gets quiet. If you're into grilling/cooking the guys have seasoning suggestions for you. All this and so much more.

  40. 139

    #155 - Breakfast Club

    The guys are back and today the guys discuss all the important issues that are on the minds of everyone. Teau gets feedback from a listener. Dave has an injury that is concerning to someone. Danny is so good at picking football winners that someone doesn't even want to speak of it. Danny is frustrated with not being able to watch the Cowboys game. Danny brings a snapshot of what things cost in the 90's vs today and it's eye opening and the who doesn't love breakfast?

  41. 138

    #154 - Prince Of Peace

    The guys are back and have a special guest in with them. Facteau brokers a peace deal and would like to thank himself for it. Danny has a couple news stories to bring up and they guys kinda want to talk about them but some are more concerned about 'ham bean casserole". Danny thought about being a biker for about 2 minutes. Wives are the greatest copilots when driving. All this and so much more this week.

  42. 137

    #153 - Salvage Yard

    They guys are back and they welcome in the owner/operators of Texas ScareGrounds. They get into how they got started and how they are here to help support the community. The guys take another stroll down memory lane. This time they talk about fixing vehicles growing up and nothing was ever done with new parts. Danny does his homework given to him by Teau. Danny then gives the guys optional homework. Blake finalizes the group pact.

  43. 136

    #152 - 90's Essentials

    The guys are back and Danny has some explaining to do. Blake owes Teau some money because Danny is forgetful. Teau wants to relive the 90's and the guys are in. Blake wants the guys to make a pact but is too indecisive. Football recap for the week. All this and so much more.

  44. 135

    #151 - Grievances

    The guys are back and some of us don't know how to take criticism. Teau decides we need to air out our grievances and again, some people don't know how to take that either. The guys discuss traveling and living on mars. Conspiracy always comes up. How did our guest picker do from last week? All this and so much more.

  45. 134

    #150 - Is The Beer Cold?

    The guys are back and invite a "fan favorite" back to answer the age old question, is the beer cold? Jabo makes picks for the guys and has guaranteed they will go 10 for 10 with them. A little conspiracy talk, a little homecoming talk, a little making fun of Danny and all the other things we know you love.

  46. 133

    #149 - That Boy Just Ain't Right

    The guys are back and Teau needs fashion advise. Blake and Teau have a guys day out. Six Flags retires a ride from our youth. Danny gives his nephew a couple tattoos. Did the guys do the homework Teau gave up all? The guys get into a heated debate when talking about the Cowboys.

  47. 132

    #148 - When Will It Stop?

    The guys are back and there may have been some technical difficulties which caused 2 days of recording but they got it done. Danny, Blake, Teau and Dave are there to discuss the wedding, homework from Teau, Danny forgets things for the radio call of the high school game, and how to pay for college. Day 2 gets interesting as a few of the guys pregamed for a bit before they came back to record.

  48. 131

    #147 - Grilled Cheese And Vows

    Today Danny and Blake discuss the Netflix Documentary Unknown Number. They recap football Saturday and all the happenings of the day. Danny gets ready for a wedding and wonders how much he will cry. Death Corner returns. Danny has a story with a positive outcome to help you face the week.

  49. 130

    #146 - Football Time Is Here

    The guys are back and are excited about all levels of football. Danny tells the guys how he became a hero. Blake, Teau and Danny pick college football and are guaranteed to not win. Dave is in with us and owes us a shot. And just what no one but one person wanted, Danny has a surprise at the end. All this and so much more...

  50. 129

    #145 - This Ain't No Drinkin' Thing

    Danny and Blake are back and they bring in Teau and Tristan to hang out. As everyone knows, when Teau is on, the ADHD runs rampant. Danny asks if the guys think their wives would have let a robot carry their babies to term. They have a discussion about the new documentary America's Team. Shrimp have been recalled and luckily no one has eaten any besides possibly Danny and Tristan. Danny and Teau get the VIP treatment at Cowboys Training camp as they get recognized by retired Dallas Cowboys players. All this and so much more...

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