PODCAST · comedy
Beefy Boys Express
by Niko and Luc
A podcast where we just talk and hope it makes sense. A mix of a boys room and serious discussion. If you have ever wondered what it's like sitting around a camp fire at 1am or staying up late at boys sleepover. We're a semi truck on an icy road on a pitch black country road, swerving around and we have no idea where we're going or what we're doing. Join us on this journey and enjoy the ride!
Episodes
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Final Episode - The Highlights
Luc will always be remembered as a lot of things to a lot of people. The common thread is always that he was 100% himself and not ashamed of that fact. He will always be an inspiration to never take life too seriously and always truly be yourself. I love you Luc. You will be missed but absolutely...
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Ep. 080 - Don't Do It For my Klondike Bar
We just say a bunch of stuff and honestly probably semi-problematic and mostly coherent. It's all joke but things get serious. But Please Domestic Violence is Serious. If you or a loved one are in danger please don't hesitate to call. National Domestic Violence Hotline 1−800−799−SAFE(7233)
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Ep. 079 - Don't Litter my Earth (Sponsored by Earth)
You ever read a word and are like "Is that right?" Sponsored is a weird word. We are bad for the earth but good for business said God. Be who you want to be but don't be a jerk. P.S Your kids are the worst -Beefy Boys
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Ep. 078 - Missed Connections X: You Were Black and I was Gay
We go through more missed connections. Men are gross and black people are fetishized. The world makes me feel yucky. #needashower
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Ep. 077 - One Star Reviews: Satish the Family Man
We review shady strip clubs and it turns out a lot of people are unhappy. Always bring a rubber.
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Ep. 076 - AITA: Does a Dad Hugging His Son Turn Him Gay?
We dive into more am i the assholes and their are a lot of assholes out there. Remember never trust a guy who wont give his name to the barista.
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Ep. 075 - Don't Bang my Running Partner
We talk about a loser who cheats on his wife... You know who you are "marathon man." Women have it worse than men. People who don't know what they want to order have a special place in hell. Don't cheat on your partner after you have kids.
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Ep. 074 - Don't Bang my Dads Wife
We talk about people we hate and a lot of other stuff. If you want to know you should probably just listen to the episode. Also tell your friends and get a coupon for nothing. The coupon is in your mind and it's not real so don't expect an actual coupon. I don't know if there is a character limit...
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Ep. 073 - Don't Cancel my Sexy Podcast
We get hot and steamy and say incredibly offensive things for seeminly no reason. "I'm sorry Mom" -Beefy Boys
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Ep. 072 - Don't Blow your Tiny Loser Boyfriend
We talk about feminism and how cool horoscopes by the beefy boys are. We also get real about tragic animal deaths and christmas.
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Ep. 071 - Missed Connections IX: No Cuntry for Old Men w/ Youngish Daughters
We read missed connections and they were pretty hot today. Just like my Big Curvy Body Positive Plus Sized Greek Wedding. #bodypositive
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Ep. 070 - Don't Crystal my Uhoh-Hole
We read horoscopes and talk about the all mighty power of crystals. We also revisit the innapropiate swim instructor and talk about having sex with aliens.
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Ep. 069 - Alpha Bro Chronicles II: Sixty-Nine Reasons Why You're a Bad Parent
We dive into AITA content with the Alpha Bros
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Ep. 068 - One Star Reviews: Don't Get a Gym Membership
We go through some one star reviews about Pools and Gyms. Turns out fitness sucks
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Ep. 067 - Don't Get Garyed Away my Dude (Sponsored by The Roman Empire)
Today we were all over the place just a bunch of nonsense. So get over it. Also tell your friends if they don't listen they aren't cool. Also we love you. Also Luc will be your new stepdad, not in a weird way.
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Ep. 066 - Missed Connections VIII: Alpha Bros on the Internet
Stay away from gingers. I'm not racist. Don't hit on your delivery drivers. Racism is wrong. Always get consent. -Alpha Bros
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Ep. 065 - Alpha Bro Chronicles: Astrological Signs
We teach you how to get laid the astrological way. Men should be men and we're going to help you get on your Alpha Game. Remember if she's not into you she's a lesbian. Sincerely, Alpha Bros P.s Always use a burner phone.
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Ep. 064 - One Star Reviews: Happy Endings
We read some one-star reviews of not so savory massage parlor and also Chuck E Cheese. And as a bonus we teach you how to be an Alpha Male
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Ep. 063 - Don't Know What my Do?
Honestly really winged this one. Sorry not Sorry. Still love you. God Bless. This one is for the Vets.
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Ep. 062 - AITA: Are We Biphobic?
We read more Am I The A**hole posts and pass judgement on strangers. It gets real judgy.
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Ep. 061 - One Star Reviews: Yelp Me Daddy!
We travel to Yelp to hear about restaurants in our area. Yelp people are the worst and I will die on that hill. If you review on yelp you need to get a life.
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Ep. 060 - Don't Piss on my Dwarves
We talked about The Blindside, Latina Snow White and the Seven Racially Diverse Humans, Bus Drivers are The Worst, She's a 10 But...
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Ep. 059 - One Star Reviews: Useless Swim Lessons
We read 1-Star Reviews for all sorts of media and then pools for some reason because Luc wanted to and it is his brothers birthday so I wasn't going to say no. RIP Josh
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Ep. 058 - Don't Miss my Connections VII: Tuck me in Doctor Daddy
We explore the wide ocean of weird and disgusting missed connections. How many of these are serial killers?
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Ep. 057 - Don't Fat Shame my Wolf
We talked about Lizzo and Fat People, Taco Bell getting Sued, Barbie movie, Can you fight a wolf?
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Ep. 056 - Don't Babysit my Kids
We read Am I The A$$hole posts.
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Ep. 055 - Don't Blow my Corndog
Listen and find out losers. P.s Please tell everyone you know because you haven't so far...Obviously. P.P.S I love you
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Ep. 054 - One Star Reviews: Check Yourself Before you Rex Yourself
We travel around washington reading one star reviews mostly created by pretentious snobs with no self-awareness. They deserve to be roasted. Think before you review no one likes an a**hole. Chiropractors are a scam.
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Ep. 053 - Don't Bang my Tree
We talked about how old people are the worst, Magnets, Skidmark is Gross and Weird, Fighting Raccoon Toddlers, Tree Sex.
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Ep. 052 - Don't Miss my Connections VI: Casino Bathroom Royale
We visit some of the saddest, loneliest cities in America. It's pretty bad
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Ep. 051 - Don't Piss on my Parents
The piss boys are back! Ashley Madison, Upcoming Films, Jonah Hill, Dating Websites for just Whites, Throat Tattoos are Yucky
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Ep. 050 - Don't Blow my Burrito
Handjobs for Taco Bell, Chris Pratt gets Canceled?, Atlanta Robber gets Ignored, Porn Movies, Dark Knight Trilogy is King.
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Ep. 049 - Don't Wash my Hands
We talked about how people who put ketchup on their MCnuggies are wrong, Shellfish is Overrated, Parking Garage Idiot, Firework Idiots, Niko is Wrong About the Name of the Brendan Fraser Movie, Where do Veterans get their Merch, Big Soap and Big Milk Have Indoctrinated All of Us as Children....
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Ep. 048 - Don't Fan my Fiction
Today we read some Sexy Spongebob Smut, Some Shrek and A Pokemon Murder Mystery
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Ep. 047 - Don't Michael my Cera (Ft. Chris Pratt)
It's not really Chris Pratt, We talked about Movies and Casting
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Ep. 046 - Don't Cum on My Money
We talked about the Worst Action Movie List, Safeway Mishaps, Bubble Boy, Pilot BJ Hostage Situation, Submarine UhOh,
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Ep. 045 - Don't Lose my Submarine
We talked about The Lost Submarine, Justin Long, Nobody my Haircut, Everyone has a Skidmark, Prius's are the Worst
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Ep. 044 - Don't Decrypt my Kimmy P. Pics
We talked about people who should have less Self Esteem, Skid Mark Sightings, Male Gynocologists are Weird, My Dad Sent Me Broken Glass, What is a Handjob, Disability Awareness.
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Ep. 043 - Don't Miss my Connections V: Where Are All the Perverts?
We go through a ton of missed connections in multiple different states
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Ep. 042 - Don't ASMR my Earholes
We talked about how ASMR is for perverts, Dumb White Girls, Diablo 4, The Pacifier ft. John Cena, Weird Dreams
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Movie NOT Monday: Fast X Part 1
We watched Fast X... 8/10 Flaming Marble Bombs. See you in 2 years for the sequel
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Ep. 041 - Don't Tiny my Dinger
We give unsolicited dating advice and a lesson on spanking. You're Welcome
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Ep. 040 - Don't Call it my Cumback II: The Fartening (Ft. Nikos Mom)
We talk about Nikos Honeymoon and Lucs "Sasquatchless" Hike, Kid Farting on the Plane, More Fatphobia, Niko Doesn't Think Women are Pilots, Nikos Mom Makes a Guest Appearence for her Birthday, Everyone at the Orlando Airport is Dead Inside
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Vacation Episode - Absolute Nonsense Utter Stupidity
Can you guess the secret code in the title? If you do scream it in the comments or at your neighbor. Tell your friends. Please. If you have any. If you dont. Tell your dog. And he'll tell his friends. We spent no time creating this garbage for you. You're Welcome.
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Vacation Episode - One Word Story
Niko is on vacation so we recorded some trash for your listening pleasure. We tell one word stories. That's It. If you don't like it then you start a podcast. Kick rocks. Unless you like it. Then tell your friends. Please. Teary Emoji.
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Vacation Episode - ChatGpt Tells Us Garbage Stories
We use ChatGpt to tell stories because writers are on strike. #writersguild #getajob #scabwork
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Ep. 039 - Don't Fat Shame my Cassandra
We talked about the Gays, Fat People being Handicapped, Old Lady in a Sun Hat Ruining My Life, Luc Likes Elephanys, Mercury is Scary, Are All Cassandras Fat?
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Ep. 038 - Don't Miss my Connections IV: Thirty-Eight Bulging Dates (Ft. Discosuperflyy)
Special Guest Cheyenne a.k.a Discosuperflyy joined us today to explore some missed connections! We had an absolute blast! Follow her at all of her socials! https://linktr.ee/discosuperflyy
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Ep. 037 - Don't Pratt my Mario (ft. "Chris Pratt")
It's me Chris Pratt star of the new hit movie Mario Bros. This week on the Beefy Bros they talked about butt stuff and farting. Gotta Blast -Chris Pratt(Not really Chris Pratt)
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Movie Monday: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
We watched a movie 7.5/10 Damn Dirty Apes
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A podcast where we just talk and hope it makes sense. A mix of a boys room and serious discussion. If you have ever wondered what it's like sitting around a camp fire at 1am or staying up late at boys sleepover. We're a semi truck on an icy road on a pitch black country road, swerving around and we have no idea where we're going or what we're doing. Join us on this journey and enjoy the ride!
HOSTED BY
Niko and Luc
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A podcast where we just talk and hope it makes sense. A mix of a boys room and serious discussion. If you have ever wondered what it's like sitting around a camp fire at 1am or staying up late at boys sleepover. We're a semi truck on an icy road on a pitch black country road, swerving around and we...
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