PODCAST · comedy
Before The Hangover
by Susi & Randall
Sit down, have a drink (unless you're driving) and join Susi and Randall as they talk about their crazy lives in these boring times. Every week they will be making a fancy cocktail based off your suggestions. Tune in on Wednesdays for unscripted embarrassing stories, unnecessary life advice, but most importantly a good time.
Episodes
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49 - Bathe In My Ashes (ft. Cucumber Infused Gin and Tonic)
Tis the season babe! In this week’s episode Susi and Randall discuss lying to your children, making bath bombs out of cremations, and dropping old ladies! It’s beginning to feel like Christmas! Susi is going to Miami and Randall thinks arguing is fun! So grab a cucumber, put it in your gin and...
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48 - Don't Get Mufasa'd (ft. Passion Tree)
Happy Thanksgiving Babe! In this very merry episode we give thanks to our listeners, food, and boobs! Randall thinks having Friendsgiving is sad and Susi has watched the new Taylor Swift music video too many times. We also discuss Black Friday, Thanksgiving traditions, and how you should only…
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47 - Wow, You're Beautiful (ft. Ranch Water)
Long time no see Babe! This week Susi and Randall reunite after 3 weeks apart! They discuss their weird feet, the pretentious people at Apple and United Airlines, how every city sucks, and their comments on Instagram. Randall accidentally went to a Cutco interview and Susi talks about working…
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46 - Suck On My Toes (ft. Paper Planes)
Suck on my toe and spit in my mouth because we got a new episode babe! This week Susi and Randall play “Never Have I Ever” and take a few too many shots! Randall “jokes” about drinking on the job and Susi can change a car tire so F**k you! Everyone also thinks Randall is gay and we talk about...
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45 - The Chronic Day Drinkers (ft. Mimosas)
Good morning babe! This week Susi and Randall start drinking in the early morning. (It’s only a problem if you don’t admit it.) Randall looks up the signs of being an alcoholic and they both check all the boxes. We talk about chronic pain and boners, how golfers aren’t athletes, and meeting new...
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44 - Sleeping With Bundy (ft. The Goblet of Fire)
Happy Halloweenies!! Babes we are back with a brand new spooky episode! This week Susi and Randall talk about being possessed, having sex with Ted Bundy, dinner with Jeffery Dahmer, and how every scary movie ends bad! We also talk about Gabby Petito, Alec Baldwin, and so much more! So put your...
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42 - Spit In My Mouth (ft. The Texas Tornado)
Ladies and gentlemen we made it episode 42!! The greatest episode of all time! Trust us this one is wild! This week Susi and Randall answer some of your guy's naughtiest and funniest questions. Randall acts like a wounded soldier after sex and Susi is loves to re-enact old war scenes with her...
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41 - Look at those gams! (ft. Lavendar Whiskey Sour)
Look how fancy we are! This week Susi and Randall talk about their experience wine tasting at the wonderful Flying Leap. Wine tasting is too sophisticated for us! Susi brings up the Gabby Petito case and Randall talks about what Norm Macdonald meant to him! We talk about social media, how worship...
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40 - Let's Push Some Units (ft. Liquid Marijuana)
Happy 40th babe!! First off, Susi and Randall just want to say thank your supporting us for 40 freaking episodes! This week we discuss the exciting topic of what we do in our free time. Randall does jobs interviews he is not qualified for and Susi is a picky eater, but the good kind! We do a new...
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39 - A Cop Craze (ft. Blood of Christ Shot)
Amen babe! This week Susi and Randall switch out a cocktail for the holiest of shots, the Blood of Christ Shot. They discuss communion on how God's portion sizes may be off. Randall has a few more crazy cop stories that involve a helicopter and him thinking he is Liam Neeson. Susi also gets…
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38 - Go Duck Yourself (ft. AMF)
Welcome to our most inappropriate episode! This week Susi and Randall discuss the "Love Muscle", the abortion ban, and fighting large ducks. Randall wakes up douchey and Susi gets a concussion while drunk. We also discuss dingus facts, small talk, and hot fall weather. Would You Rather turns into…
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37 - We Got Drunk (ft. Church)
Shots, shots, shots babe! This week the shots might have gotten to us...Oopsy! Susi and Randall talk about the tase of ear wax, mild road rage, and college stories. We also get a bit serious on life advice and drink some delicious Church along the way. We also listen to a hilarious drunk story…
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36 - OnlyFans and Baby Eaters (ft. The Tropical Gin Fizz)
This week Susi and Randall talk about a wide variety of subjects. They have one of the most interesting discussions about eating babies during Would You Rather. Randall drinks things too fast and Susi likes straws in her mouth. Susi asks Randall questions about stand-up comedy and Randall has…
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35 - Dirty Talk and Thoughts (ft. Sex On The Beach)
Ooooo yeah baby! This week Susi and Randall discuss a range of topics that Randall wanted to talk about. Dirty talk in the bedroom, the right way to hang toilet paper, keeping secrets and how much easier life is when you're hot. These are just a few of the topics we talk about. We also bring back...
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34 - Big Fat Religion (ft. Blackberry Mojito)
Religion is fun everybody! This week Susi and Randall go off the rails discussing a little bit of everything. Randall thinks he’s God and Susi talks about her religious upbringing. We finally go 3 for 3 on Would You Rather and we go off topic…a lot! Randall also opens up about his relationship…
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33 - Relationshit Advice (ft. The Unannounced Day Tripper)
You guys asked so here ya go! Susi and Randall dish out more relationship advice this week. From how to start a relationship to long distance, we give it all. If you want to be successful with another person, do exactly the opposite of what we say! Grab an Unannounced Day Tripper and day drink…
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32 - The Delusional Drunks (ft. The Revolver)
Are we drunk or are we tired? The answer to that riddle is YES! In this week's episode Susi and Randall stay up til the early morning talking about nonsense! Randall crapped his pants and Susi says genuinely a lot! its a great episode! We play Would You Rather for way too long and listen to a…
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31 - The Sex Police (ft. The Scallywag Rum)
Bottoms up! In this weeks episode Susi and Randall discuss awkward hook ups, Tinder stories, and getting caught in the act of making gravy. From girls using tinder to get rides to work to having sex midday at a park, this episode has it all. We also have our first tie in Would You Rather and have…
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30 - Bad Advice (ft. The Screwdriver)
What's the worst advice you've ever gotten? Probably to listen to this podcast. This week Susi and Randall explore past advice they received and childhood beliefs they once had. From pointing your toes at someone to what say at a job interview to first love advice, we got it all. Susi also takes…
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29 - Chef's Kiss (ft. Cherry Moscow Mule)
That's a deal breaker! In this week's episode Susi and Randall debate on different red flags and deal breakers on a first date! From talking to much about yourself to staring too much at your forehead, these are the type of things that will end a date early. Randall brings a folder to every date...
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28 - We Are Wide Open (ft. The Cucumber Gin Gimlet)
The world is opening back up and so are we! In this week's episode Susi and Randall discuss how the pandemic is over? Randall enjoyed seeing everyone lose their minds like him and Susi lost a lot of friends (but gained some). Both Susi and Randall obeyed the law and yet still got a lot of action…
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27 - Scenarios, Sex, and Shots (ft. Tequila Sours)
Tequila! In this week's episode Susi and Randall put themselves in difficult hypothetical relationship scenarios! Rebounding with an ex is great, open relationships are hot, and walking in on your parents banging is fun for the whole family! We bring back "Would You Rather" and maybe do too many...
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26 - Creeps and Dildos (ft. The Spicy Paloma)
Some people are just creepy! In this week's episode Susi and Randal talk about moving out and weird roommates. Susi just moved out of her parent's house and met with the strangest realtor/serial killer on the planet. Randall had a roommate who wasn't who he said he was. This episode has…
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25 - Fake is Hot (ft. Kansas City Ice Water)
Everybody is fake and its so attractive! In this week's episode Susi and Randall delve into their lives on social media. They discuss the harms and benefits of being yourself online. We all know social media can't be good for us, but this podcast was born from it so it can't be all that bad. So...
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24 - Messy Moments and a Mustache (ft. Whiskey with Water)
Randall's entire life is one continuous messy moment and he's ready to share! In the first (and hopefully last) solo cast, Randall gets real deep and real silly! From muggings ending in a kiss to accidentally breaking into a random house, this episode is bizarre! He also gets real serious about…
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23 - Just Grow Up (ft. Gin Daisy)
How about we all grow a little this episode? This week Susi and Randall discuss first jobs, first kisses, and how influential high school is. Look nothing matters and everything does at the same time, and all that matters is how you see it in the moment. So learn how to grow into your weirdness...
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22 - Alien Boobies (ft. Man O' War)
Aliens are down for a good time! In this episode, Susi and Randall debate the existence of aliens and the crazy religion/cult called Raëlism! The aliens are here, but maybe they just want to sex us! Who knows? The Pentagon! Join us while we talk about the Costco of religion, how woman should…
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21 - Breaking Hearts (ft. Tyler's Bee's Knees)
Let's spill the beans babe! Susi and Randall both got out of long term relationships right before lockdown last year and now they are ready to talk about it. In this surprisingly chill episode, they discuss what they learned from their relationships, how quarantine helped, and how to break up…
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20 - The Seaspiracy Scandal (ft. The Bramble)
Let's talk about the ocean babe. In this unhinged episode, Susi and Randall attempt to discuss the Netflix documentary, "Seaspiracy" and all the harmful effects we have on our dolphins and reefs. We say "attempt" because this podcast has more problems than the ocean. Randall picks and sticks with...
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19 - Near Death Experiences (ft. Chardonnay)
If you haven't almost died, then you haven't lived baby! In this week's episode, Susi and Randall relive all their near death trauma for your enjoyment! Susi has almost died a couple times and Randall almost dies all the time! Learn why the doctor is like Chuck E. Cheese, why exes should never...
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18 - Manifest Your Murder (ft. Malibu Sunset)
You guys requested another murder episode and there is absolutely nothing creepy about that. So let's talk about murders babe! This week Susi and Randall explore the crazy happenings and recent murders in the Lori and Chad Daybell case, which is going on right now! IT'S BIZARRE! Over 7 divorces...
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17 - Friends With Benefits (ft. Pimm's Cup)
Let's talk about everything! In this week's episode, Susi and Randall discuss multiple topics suggested by you! From saying "I Love You" too soon and too often, to taking Butt Shots, this pod has it all! Learn to love yourself whether you are chubby, skinny, or stand up when you wipe AND JUST...
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16 - The Mandela Effect Is REAL! (ft. White Russian Ect.)
Who let the dogs out?! This week is all about the Mandela Effect and its bizarre happenings! That's not all! We got interrupting Dogs, Cola spilling everywhere, and piss all done Randall's leg! It's NUTS! Susi and Randall also find a new Mandela Effect that hasn't been experienced before! So gulp...
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15 - Ghosts Are CANCELLED (ft. Jameson Manhattan)
Susi and Randall are #cancelling all Ghosts (F-You Casper!) This episode we talk about Hauntings and during the recording we get interrupted by two demons! That doesn't stop us though!! Also Randall’s got a demon on his back who freaking FLICKS and Susi has got one dirty mouth. In the end, the…
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14 - Half Lit On St. Patrick's Day (ft. Irish Coffee ect.)
Happy Reverend Suckit Day! Everything about March 17th is wrong (except the drinking part) and we are here to expose. Grab a Guinness or an Irish whiskey or a Japanese liqueur or whatever the hell you have that'll get you LIT. Randall's drinking cause he's 30% Irish and 100% that bitch! Hope you...
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13 - Follow Me To Suicide Island (ft. Irish Mule)
We are talking about Cults babe! Whether you like it or not, you've been in a cult and always have been AND ALWAYS WILL BE! This week Susi admits her desire for having multiple husbands and Randall believes with the right attitude, a cult can be a good thing. Don't drink the "happy punch" and…
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12 - Weird Laws (ft. Margaritas)
Open up your inner slut! This week Susi and Randall go off the rails on all things legal and illegal. Randall gets sobriety tests all the time and Susi thinks every cop is hitting on her. They discuss all the weird state laws from not wearing slippers after dark to no silly string, and no falling...
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11 - Spank Me (ft. French 75)
Raise me right Daddy! Birth order can say a lot about someone and if you’re not 2nd born...you ugly. Susi and Randall both had crazy childhoods and are ready to spill the beans on their Mom/Dad's "parenting" technique. From getting spanked hard to cramming religion down their throats, Susi and...
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10 - Killers and Creeps (ft. Mexican Sunrise)
Listen up or get cut! Susi and Randall are not afraid to talk about serial killers and all their amazing work! Murderers are easy to discuss cause they got hot faces and even hotter moms! Susi thinks cutting people is neat and Randall predicts his dark promising future! (Don't worry Susi is just…
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9 - Valentine's Day (ft. Susi's Pink and Tonic)
Happy single awareness day! Susi and Randall are young sluts looking for juicy butts. This week they delve into the dark history of Valentine's Day. They walk you through how to sell yourself on an elevator, non-sexual turn ons, and friend zoning through flowers and poems. So grab a bath bomb…
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8 - Don't Drink and Uber (ft. Long Island Iced Tea)
It's about time we talked about drinking on a podcast about drinking. This week Susi and Randall dish out crazy 21st birthday stories, pregaming advice, and Michael Cheese. We all know Long Island Iced Teas are two faced lying cocktails, so keep your friends close and your flask closer. Follow…
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7 - Introverted Extroverts (ft. Dark and Stormy)
What do two self-obsessed podcasters do in their free time? Take personality tests of course! This week Susi and Randall delve into the world of Enneagrams, Zodiac signs, and Personality types. So whether you are a bragging introvert or a gullible zodiac lover, have a sit, concoct a Dark and...
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6 - How To Date (ft. Daiquiris)
Single and owning it! This week you asked two single babes for relationship advice, you freakin' idiots. Don't worry, Susi and Randall delivered harder than a Doordash driver delivering delicious Applebees. So make yourself a dank Daiquiri and take notes on the Do's and Don'ts of dating. Trust…
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5 - Conspiracy Theories (ft. Singapore Sling)
The Aliens are real and birds are fake babe! Susi and Randall expose all the government's dirty little secrets in this week's episode all about conspiracy theories. So try to stay calm and swallow the cold hard truth with a nice Singapore Sling, because your world is about to be turned upside…
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4 - Make 2021 BANGIN (ft. Mojitos)
Happy New Year Babe! This week Susi and Randall talk about their dreams and aspirations for this year. Will they achieve their goals? Who cares?! It's no longer 2020 and that's all that matters! So grab your refreshing Mojito and let's make 2021 our bitch. Follow our instagram for weekly updates...
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3 - #OwnIt (ft. Pumpkin Old Fashioned)
2020 is almost over and all we can say is...Happy Halloween! In this spooky episode (recorded back in October), Susi and Randall discuss their frightening Randonautica experience and creepy Circle K ladies. They also talk about their greatest insecurities and how to cope with them. So get cozy…
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2 - The One That Got Away (ft. Lil' Ripper)
Merry Christmas! Just like an excited, impatient child on Christmas Eve, we could not wait to upload another episode. This week, Susi and Randall talk about their "pharm" boy/girl, also known as the ones that got away. Grab your Lil' Ripper, thank Santa for this bonus episode, and get ready for a...
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1 - Don't Bunny and Do Better (ft. Whiskey Sours)
Welcome to the first episode of Before The Hangover! This week Randall has successfully fulfilled his dream of becoming a regular at a bar, while Susi has become a regular at the dentist. Grab your Whiskey Sours and figure out if you're a flight, fight, or bunny. Follow our instagram for weekly...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Sit down, have a drink (unless you're driving) and join Susi and Randall as they talk about their crazy lives in these boring times. Every week they will be making a fancy cocktail based off your suggestions. Tune in on Wednesdays for unscripted embarrassing stories, unnecessary life advice, but most importantly a good time.
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What is Before The Hangover about?
Sit down, have a drink (unless you're driving) and join Susi and Randall as they talk about their crazy lives in these boring times. Every week they will be making a fancy cocktail based off your suggestions. Tune in on Wednesdays for unscripted embarrassing stories, unnecessary life advice, but...
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Before The Hangover is created and hosted by Susi & Randall.
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