Behind Bars: Cocked Tales and Wasted Nights
by Greg Studley
Winner 2022 Signal Awards - Listener's Choice Silver Winner 2022 Signal Awards - Individual Episodes - Comedy Bartender stories from 20 years of Serving Time. Greg teaches his listeners how to make cocktails and how to behave in bars, with both lessons bookending raw, brutally honest adventures in the bar biz. When not sharing personal anecdotes, Greg interviews other night-lifers and pries some revealing and crazy stories out of them! This podcast contains some immature adult themes, so have some ID ready! Cheers! Support this podcast: https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights https://anchor.fm/greg-studley/support
Episodes
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Episode 60- The Night the Cops Called Me
A Baller, An After Party, A Scooter Wipe Out, Fake Boobs and a 911 Call
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Episode 59- The Night I Interviewed Comic Alan Bromwell
Aliens and Race, Fireworks and Jail, Circular Breathing, Breathalyzers and BDSM, Resurrecting a Viking, Burger King's Real Name Thanks for listening, subscribing and reviewing! If you want to support the podcast, you can do that here- https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights...
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Episode 58- The Night I Interviewed Beka the Model
Trampled by Tramps, Throwing Flames, A HeliCOPter, "I'm partyin' (and may fall), ESPN and Cyborgs, Love Bombing [email protected] Support the podcast @ https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights Just Close It https://youtu.be/63ITtPNdlFk?si=gdJ8u7TKabDDdTxU
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Episode 57- The Night I Interviewed Bar Owner Ryan
Oedipus Rex, Gettin down with coworkers, I want my 3 dollars, The Last Crusade, Being super good at drugs and booze Just Close It https://youtu.be/63ITtPNdlFk?si=lQY__XzM9zs6m0Me BB Counterpoints! on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights
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Episode 56- The Night I Interviewed Denver Comedian Rick Bryan
The Whitest Mexican, How to Survive in the Desert, Prison and on Stage, I Ate All the Shrooms, Blacking Out, Don't be Dumb, Camp Lejuene, Post Show Puke RICK BRYAN https://www.rickbryancomedy.com/ EXTRAS https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights JUST CLOSE IT...
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Episode 55- The Night I Interviewed Patrick the Beverage Director
Born to Hippies, Thespian to Mixologist, Fake ID Fight, No Way With Hathaway, A Kegel Keg Change Support the podcast and get extras on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights Check out Just Close It on YouTube! https://youtu.be/63ITtPNdlFk
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Episode 54- The Night I Interviewed Tripp Van Wilder
ADD, Neon Lab Sex, A Doomed Drug Run, Steamboat Party House, A Bar Bought, A Stabbing Stopped and a Fishy Roommate. Barbarians, meet Tripp Van Wilder! Support the podcast on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights Just Close It https://youtu.be/63ITtPNdlFk
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Episode 53- The Night I Interviewed Timmy Me Boy
Cropdusting Celebrities, Malort, The Porn Identity, Popeye's Swollen Colon, Cheers Clinking Etiquette and Tales of Three Crackheads Support the podcast by listening to COUNTERPOINTS! on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights
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Episode 52 - The Night I Interviewed Todd the Guy
Holiday Gun Play, Sandwich Shield, Motorbike Men and a Stranger in the Shower. Check out Counterpoints! on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights And, check out my new podcast on dating! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/better-off-single/id1676327991 Send in…
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Counterpoints! 3 - Chance the Author
Re-Introducing: Counterpoints! The super relaxed post-interview show at my kitchen counter where we cover pretty much anything! Barbarians! Just wanted to remind everyone that I now have bonus material over on Patreon! Here's another freeview! It's just a $3 tip monthly! Click the link in the…
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Episode 51- The Night I Interviewed Jess the Manager
Helping out the family, Queen of the 86, Creepy Golfers, the folly of marriage, and a murder worthy of Dateline! Check out Counterpoints! on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected] Just Close It!...
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Episode 50- The Night I Interviewed T-Battle
Livin' life, Aspen Snow Banks, 86'd One Hit Wonders, Unisex Bathrooms, Broke in Vegas Support the podcast and subscribe on Patreon for Counterpoints! and other exclusive content to come! Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights...
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Introducing- Counterpoints!
Barbarians! We WON! We are the winners of the Signal Awards Listener's Choice um, Award...and nabbed a silver medal for Best Comedy Episode for the Stormy Daniels story! You folks showed the eff up! THANK YOU!!!!!! I've started a companion podcast for Cocked Tales and Wasted Nights. It's called...
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Yooooj Important Announcement!
Folks, I'm a finalist in the inaugural Signal Awards for podcasting! I'd love if y'all took a minute (possibly 2) and cast your vote and get our audio debauchery a major award! It's Frajeeelay! Seriously, I'm also taking a moment here to recognize and thank all of you for making this even happen!...
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Episode 49- The Night I Interviewed Matt Part Two
Relationships, Strip clubs, Screenplays, A Case of Beer and a Risky Joke and a New Project? Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 48- The Night I Interviewed Matt Part One
Hollywood Knights, Winston Churchill, Well Dressed Rock Stars, Greg's Mom, Exit Interviews Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 47- The Night I Interviewed Lydia
A Boob Flash Truce, Coerced Kitchen Patrol, a Famous Roommate, a Beaver in a Mexican Bowling Alley and Spontaneous a cappella Crue Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 46- The Night I Won an EVVY
A Gorgeous Serbian Server, Attempted Amateur Porn, Crashing a Party, a Major Award and the Libra Scale Finding Balance Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 45- The Night I Interviewed Chance the Author
A Brush with a Serial Killer, ADD, Purple Rain in Philly, Thar be Treasure in These Parts, Better Caul Saul (Cause Hollywood, Here he Comes!) and a Trilogy in the Making Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights...
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Episode 44- The Night I Interviewed Steph
High Trays, GJ/SD/DEN, Finger Snapping, Booze for Boobs, Eff the Raiders, Service Well Sex, a Superbowl Snafu, Tankinis, Lingerie and Boofing 101. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 43- The Night I Interviewed Ash
South Carolina to Denver, Working Hard to Get Behind the Stick, Titty Bumps, Buttslaps, Greg as a Savage Hot Chick, An 86 With Vengeance, And My Dumb Jokes Falling Flat. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights...
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Episode 42- The Night I Got on the Radio
High inFidelity, Eastern Philosophy, The Afternoon Fiasco, a gymnast and a dose of dumb luck. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 41- The Night I Interviewed Yager
Virgin Island Machetes, Machete himself, Aussies in Austin, Cocktail Pop Quiz Fails and the secret of the Four Toothbrushes Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 40- The Night I Interviewed Bar Security Guard Extraordinaire Sumaro
Harry Potter disappears, blow and rugby, endurance doin' it, getting the finger, employee discounts and gettin' it on in the upstairs bathroom. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 39- The Night I Interviewed Tyler
A badly timed buttplug, the truth about wine, swinging strippers, dropping names and number 2's and a dad shreddin' the gnar brah. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 38- The Night I Showed You my Crazy
An LA Story, an evil plan, courtroom drama, TV trouble and an exodus to the mountains Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 37- The Night I Interviewed Louis the Comedian
A Jehovah's Witness on the Fringe, overuse of the word authentic and its iterations, pre show porn, hashtag life, international shenanigans, a joke is born and we learn something that isn't Louis' thing... Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon!...
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Episode 36- The Night I Went to my Brother's Wedding
A wedding invite, a failure to launch, a premature engagement, and a red-eye to remember. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 35- The Night I Interviewed Dave the Regular
A Southern Gent, A Phish Show with Mom, Guns 'N' Doses Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 34- The Night I Did a Show in Belize
Headlining for world beaters, an unlucky break, a gig in paradise, a golf cart goof and a brush with Belize's finest. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 33- The Night I Interviewed Boston James
A fight with family, a narcoleptic Irishman, urine trouble, a car fire, gun play and a drunken affair. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 32- The Night I Interviewed Tommy
Weed and shrooms, blown out knees, crying on the first day, sleeping in a car, and a bathroom cuckold. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 31- The Night Buck Interviewed Me
A lewd Applebee's act, a long walk, my rock band, another Stern Show fail and a regurgitation revelation. Buck turns the tables and interviews me in this one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOsfyfMoROI Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon!...
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Episode 30- The Night I Told You Why I Have to Bartend
Fireworks, a drowned lawnmower engine, a dead dump truck, a broken chimney, a nail gun miss and a Howard Stern Show fail by yours truly. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected] Huge thanks to…
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Episode 29- The Night They Introduced Me to Molly
Molly and a sock, dreams come true, a squirt-gun fight for the ages, losing money in Vegas, and neighbors to rave about. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 28- The Night I Kwit Karaoke
A script snafu, an Entourage encounter, lap dances from a naughty nurse and a trio of fast food workers who broke the camel's back. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 27- The Night I Interviewed Robin Michelle
Rappin' with Robin about Biker Bars, Shrooms, Cat Parades and Festive Fingerbangs. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 26 - The Night I was Outfoxed
Screenwriting fails, canine connections and the night the foxy femme fatale walked into my life and how The Enemy busted me right after. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 25- The Night I Interviewed DJ Dylan
In this one, we get the origin story of Dylan's journey from the South to Colorado, a few sweet gigs he held, some same sex lovin', and how he was choked into becoming a DJ! Enjoy! Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights...
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Episode 24- The Night I Interviewed The Producer
For this one, I interviewed"The Producer"; a Babbling Beantown Bombast Brother of mine who talks the talk and walks the walk. A showbiz wiz who spins tales of gold and never lets you get a word in edgewise! But, awe...look who's pretty! Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon!...
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Episode 23- The Night I was a Secret Shopper
During my odd jobs survival phase, I got a job I decided would bring me bad karma, and, let's just say, I blew it off! Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 22- The Night the Bull Went Mad
You asked, I delivered. Here's an account of a meteoric rise and catastrophic fall in the bar biz and ultimately why I left LA. Not the feelgood episode you may have wanted, but I still managed to wedge in some zingers! Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon!...
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Episode 21- The Night I Interviewed the Young Dubliner Keith Roberts
An interview with a singer, guitarist and founding member of The Young Dubliners! Keith and I wax philosophic about wine, women, song and toilets. Many stories from a many storied career to be had in this one, listeners! Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon!...
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Episode 20- The Night I Phoned Jesse Part Two
Part Two of my phone call with Jesse. During our break after one, he got drunker and I ate shrooms, not expecting his desire to have another conversation. So, it's a little all over the place, but I feel in spite of his story repetition, we got some good stuff! A crackhead, a musician, a case of...
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Episode 19- The Night He Was Buck by Popular Demand
Another Buck Episode. His first interview has been a fan favorite since it went up, so we brought him back for some more yarns to spin. It definitely gets raunchy, and the topics are, shall I say, a little "fluid", and I even got in on it! Listen at your own risk! Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving!...
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Episode 18- The Night I Phoned Jesse Part One
Due the 'vid, I had to interview my friend and mentor Jesse the Manimal on the phone. What follows is a collection of recollections of our youthful indiscretions! Oh yeah, he was plastered. Enjoy! Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon!…
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Episode 17- The Night I Won a Trip to Tales of the Cocktail
So, I "won" a contest, got hammered in the French Quarter, got cock-blocked somethin' fierce and almost put my friend in a serial killer's SUV. Ya know, typical Monday thru Thursday stuff. Counterpoints now available exclusively on Patreon!...
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Episode 16- The Night Jack Bauer Pulled His Pants Down. A Lot.
A Run in with a Young Gun, and some tighty whities any mom would be proud of! Counterpoints now available exclusively on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
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Episode 15- The Night I Interviewed Snap
My interview with Snap, a former co-worker, manager and now...DUM DUM DUM!!!! A WINE GUY! Oosh. Sorry for the delayed release, had the show in St. Louis with Stormy and had to finish the Just Close It video, now available on YouTube! Counterpoints now available exclusively on Patreon!...
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Episode 14- The Night I Played an Adult Version of Ring Toss
Building off Buck's tale, a menage a trois, a decent proposal and a game of ring toss for the ages! Counterpoints now available exclusively on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights [email protected]
About this show
Winner 2022 Signal Awards - Listener's Choice Silver Winner 2022 Signal Awards - Individual Episodes - Comedy
Bartender stories from 20 years of Serving Time. Greg teaches his listeners how to make cocktails and how to behave in bars, with both lessons bookending raw, brutally honest adventures in the bar biz.
When not sharing personal anecdotes, Greg interviews other night-lifers and pries some revealing and crazy stories out of them!
This podcast contains some immature adult themes, so have some ID ready!
Cheers!
Support this podcast:
https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights
https://anchor.fm/greg-studley/support
Hosted by
Greg Studley