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Ben & Gabe
by JOY 94.9 - LGBTI, LGBTIQA+, LGBTQIA+, LGBT, LGBTQ, LGB, Gay, Lesbian, Trans, Intersex, Queer Podcasts for all our Rainbow Communities
The best wake up call of your life.
Episodes
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Don’t Poke the Bear
Ben and Gabe: Irreverent as ever. Recording from home, Ben and Gabe poke a stick at Blockbuster, Gabi Grecko, parents, moving, flat packs and couple rivalry. Warning: Loosey-goosey language and dark comedy (I mean come on… Gabi Greco) The post Don’t Poke the Bear appeared first on Ben & Gabe.
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A Hole New World
Ben and Gabe continue their antics in another episode where they take aim at: Gwyneth Paltrow Gabe’s idiotsyncrasies Ben’s love songs and dedications and Lady Gaga’s Dog nappers The post A Hole New World appeared first on Ben & Gabe.
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Sexy Fingers
This weeks podcast is not safe for children or anyone with common decency. Sink your teeth into another delicious serving of Classic Gabe with a side of Fish Murder. How did Ben’s mum get the name Sexy Fingers? The chicken nugget mugger. It’s a thing. Who’s the hardest person in the world to buy...
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Hoe-bart
Gabe has taken up the piano and Elton John is not shaking. Ben’s got a lot to say this week. Including bus tour guides and angry drag queens in Hobart. Big Birds gone missing and Adelaide will never be the same again. Plus special guest performer extraordinaire Josh Sanders. The post Hoe-bart...
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Bad Babies
Gabe is off and Ben has brought on Melbourne’s finest and funniest Missy La’Minx to take the reigns. This week they tackle: Who’s got the biggest only fans account in the world? *slow news week The sexiest politician in the world? Wax works *Not Missy And who is the most lip synched artist on...
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Things That Make You Go…. What?
What is Mardi Gras brain? Ben has it and he’ll tell you. Gabe learns truth is a dish best served cold. Is a 7-11 the place to find true love? Scomo’s bullets. And what’s the pope got to do got to do with it? The post Things That Make You Go…. What? appeared first on Ben & Gabe.
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No Wire Hangers
Not a show about Joan Crawford. This week Ben and Gabe have simultaneous apologies to make and it has nothing to do with the show. Find out who shot the sheriff. In this case Lady Gaga’s dog walker. Gabe’s becoming cultured? *she thinks Ben’s getting angry at tram passengers *nothing new Special...
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It’s Britney B@#<$
They’re back in studio but if you think they’re behaving themselves, you’re very mistaken. Ben has yet another nude scandal. Gabe gets an frightening proposition from a 3 year old. And they seriously* investigate the Framing Britney documentary.*psych The post It’s Britney B@#<$ appeared first on...
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The Reunion Lockdown Extravaganza
After a 2 month summer holiday the reunion queens of Joy that nobody asked for are back! At home ? Again? In their first show for 2021 Ben and Gabe are live from their bedrooms during Victoria’s snap 5 day lockdown. They have a bit to catch up on, like the new birds in Gabe’s life, moving homes,...
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The Wrapped Edition
In this final lockdown episode, Gabe looks for an unsuccessful escape route from Ben’s bedroom all the while they discuss…. Ben’s exxxpen$ive new purchase The Porn Hub awards The New South Wales premiere aka Gladys Berejiklian Gabe’s heading getting back onto the comedy stage AND more! Warning…
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Stop Right Now, Thank You Very Much
Ben and Gabe are back in Gabe’s domain and the good times just won’t quit. Others that won’t quit: The Pope, Rudy Giuliani, and drunk white girls. Those that really should: Gabe and Rudy’s hair dye. And those that did: Adelaide. The post Stop Right Now, Thank You Very Much appeared first on Ben &...
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Free Britney
Still locked out of the Joy studios… this weeks show is live from Ben’s house! As the title suggests Ben and Gabe will talk about Britney Spears, but who’s keeping score? Ben just clocked up a very expensive night out he’d prefer to forget/is ready to talk about. Gabe’s done no research, is…
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The Snap Chat Chap
For the second week in a row, Ben and Gabe are back in the same room… if you could call it that. The excitement is palpable and the jokes come thick and fast. In this ep.: Ben throws shade at the contents of Gabe’s garage including Poggy, the lizard that is not the evil mind Ben suspects. Ben…
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Menacing Karens and Daunting Russians
Ben & Gabe are as unapologetic as ever in another loosey-goosey ep. where: They gloss over the biggest event in the Victorian sporting calendar and demonstrate their sketchy AFL knowledge Hillary Duff gets slandered through no fault of her own Gabe gets rough handled by Russians And Ben laments…
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It’s Not Easy Being Green and Gabe
This week on ‘Gabe’s Late’ – the sequel/prequel, Gabe’s late. Find out why Ben isn’t allowed to choose the movies in his house anymore. The very special group entertaining passers-by from their Brunswick East home during Melbourne lockdown. Ben chats with The Wholesome Hour And more! The post…
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Trum-Tra-La-La-Trum Truuuuuuump!
Let’s address the elephant in the room and say that Ben & Gabe are better and damn funnier than ever. Still locked-out of the studios, unplugged and reckless. They take aim at: Illegal haircuts Weighty emotional scarring from their mothers David Guetta AND Madonna And of course, he who shall not…
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Stronger Than Ever
On this weeks lockdown edition of Ben and Gabe: Gabe wants the world to believe (in no particular order) she’s a clean person, can interpret the bible and likes Jennifer Anniston’s style (this is the actual order it plays) Run and don’t look back! The reason why delivery boys love (hate) to visit...
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Ben & Gabe: Pot-shots
Ben’s cranky and no one is safe. In the new session of Ben & Gabe Unplugged: They start with their usual pot-shots, grievances and Kylie updates. Next Ben fires more pot-shots at Gabe, predicting she needs to clean up her life. Ben retells the story of throwing pot-shots at his housemate. Then…
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Don’t Do That!
Table of contents: Gabe still (still?) wants to be a model citizen. Featuring more babysitting and a search to find the perfect anniversary gift. Ben’s unsure if he’s losing it, nobody’s surprised and it’s another excuse to talk about his spirituality. Warning: This podcast contains oracle card…
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RUOK
Ben & Gabe are still locked-up and while Ben is at peace with it, Gabe, not so much. Gabe is robbed by a 7 year old Gratuitous nudity Twitter aka gratuitous nudity RUOK Gratuitous nudity A Public Meltdown And another story of theft The post RUOK appeared first on Ben & Gabe.
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Make Australia (W)hole Again
It’s another jam packed (salt reduced) socially distanced episode of Ben and Gabe “Unplugged” This week and in no particular order (this is the actual order in which it plays) Gabe gets a starring role in her own version of kindergarten cop. The wrongs and not many rights in getting angry at your...
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The Breakdown
Session 5 of Ben and Gabe Unplugged and things are unravelling. We meet millionaire super yacht diphead, Cheryl and family. Ben uses his comedic licence against Dandenong and it’s protesters. Gabe’s Neighbourhood Watch insanity hits new levels. Random street kids give Ben grief about his; a) Age…
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Little Miss Important
Don’t be shocked to learn how Ben and Gabe pass the time. This week Gabe has all sorts of excuses for a life of disorganised chaos and Ben’s not happy. Can you repurpose a wig into a murkin ? And what the hell is a murkin anyway? Wheel of misfortune – a new game of epic? proportions…. Ever spared…
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Dip Pics & Dip Heads
Still locked out of the JOY studios and recording from home, Ben and Gabe once again delve into their dark minds and black souls. It starts-off with talk of Yoga and meditation but before long, Ben’s picking up from the yoga mat and Gabe’s requesting dick pics. There’s a discussion of words that...
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Ben and Gabe Unplugged – Spectacle Deux
Ben and Gabe got together via the depths of the deep dark web, ready and willing to express their deepest and darkest fears. Their biggest fears being the internet connection isn’t strong enough and they still have enough alcohol left in the fridge. As the namesake suggests Ben and Gabe are now...
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Ben and Gabe Unplugged
Denounced by the City of Melbourne and on the cusp of stage 4 lockdown, Ben and Gabe are bunkered deep inside their homes. Stripped-bare of everything that makes radio, they expose themselves like never before. Ben and Gabe Unplugged is an honest discussion of life in lockdown, their stages of...
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Blasts From the Past
Lockdown restrictions have locked Ben and Gabe out of the JOY studios. What are they going to do about it? B*$ch and moan… aka nothing! In this podcast they go back in time, to better times when; Ben could dance with his nips out Gabe could pat all the lesbians she wanted They could sit within…
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Take The Mask Off Ben!
The masked crusaders are back! Ben and Gabe have all your moods covered in this weeks podcast. Gabe did the unthinkable which means for Gabe its thinkable. But what did she do? The Victorian lock down is tough, but some Melburnians it’s even tougher. They find out the laws people are breaking and...
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Tinned Tomatoes (Preferably Organic)
It’s time to take another swan dive into the madcap lives of Ben and Gabe In this weeks pocket sized mid pandemic podcast: Ben got the test and for once he’s not being dramatic. Gabe is doing mature age learning online. Find out the student trying to steal her thunder! The premiere of Drag Queen...
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Sliving! The Return of Ben and Gabe
Ben and Gabe are back! After 3 months in isolation not a lot has changed. Ben is still fishing for compliments and Gabe just wants to be taken seriously! In this comeback podcast Ben and Gabe take you through the last couple of months. There’s been edging….. in the garden. A secretly recorded…
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Melanie C
Ben and Gabe caught up with pop legend Melanie C. Ben was speechless and Gabe went gaga in this exclusive interview. New single Who I Am, her new album and reuniting with U.K pops biggest. Performing at Brisbane’s Big Gay Day and touring with Sink The Pink. Spice legacy as gay icons. Who’s more...
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Ben & Gabe, Romeo & Juliet, Lesbians & Dogs
Ben & Gabe have been reunited and calm has been restored… Almost. Ben spills a few secrets from Mardi Gras Gabe spills the beans on ChillOut They fantasize about cancelling responsibilities Ben fulfils his dream of dressing up Gabe They discuss a new iconic duo, Yoga and animals And it wouldn’t…
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Mason and Hoges Join Forces
As Ben made his way back from Mardi Gras, Dee Mason joins Gabe in the studio for a very special edition of Mason and Hoges. It’s loose, it’s naughty, and a lot of fun- how could it not be? They take an in-depth look at things to do while in lockdown What foods to avoid in lockdown Solve the…
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Free Willy
Have you ever seen an unidentified flying object? Ben thinks he saw something in the garden. The new Safe DM Twitter App – Who will benefit from it most? Ben’s addicted to some strange sleep sounds. News man and international man of mystery James gets a surprise message. Girl Scouts in America…
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Be-late(d) Birthday
Post Birthday, and things are loose as ever (no pun intended) Gabe apologises for being late Ben discusses the case of his missing nipples Gabe apologises for being late We learn about Finlay, who has a party trick involving balls that no one asked for Gabe apologises for being late Ben finally...
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Scraping The Barrel
Ben did jury service. We wonder how it went? Gabe pays the price, the seemingly low price in economy air fares. Touchdown! JLo and Shakira at the Super Bowl and why does everyone love the zaghrouta? The Japanese company selling budget caskets. And which Kardashian just threw the scariest party…
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Dead Man Walking
Ben continues to interrogate Gabe as to whether she’s the top or bottom in her relationship. Yes we’re aware he has problems. Gabe is officially a killer! A killer of the 8 legged kind. What’s Ben angry about this week? And all the shenanigans at this years Melbourne Midsummer Carnival. Ben and...
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Royal Fiasco
It started with a possum, then it was Marge Simpson, now it’s Her Majesty The Queen! Ben is the new voice impressionist we never knew we were looking for. From toe sucking to official unofficial statements, this week is just a loose as it ever was. Things get pretty awkward around the subject of...
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Mad As A Cut Snake
Ben and Gabe are back after Christmas and New Years! This week Gabe has inspired Ben to dress like a garbage man. What did Ben find in the shower?? Say My Name!! – The new game everyone will be playing in the new year. Gabe got a disappointing christmas gift Why did Ben get in trouble at a dance...
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Ben and Gabe Sleigh Again
It’s the last show of the year and Ben and Gabe are all nostalgic and sentimental. The helicopter is given a day off and the team dust off the ol’ Santa Sleigh Ben goes to the movies which sends Gabe in to full creep mode A retail outlet goes into shutdown which sends their customers into full...
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The Footlong
This week Jason Derulo offends tiny men around the world. Gabe’s being stalked by seagulls and is worried about her new housemate. News man James has a story that will rock the art world. Ben sends Gabe on a mission to buy a gift for his cousin AND the new Star Wars movie that’s set to feature...
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Get to the Chopper!
There’s the usual tension in the studio but is this the beginning of the end? Is there dramas at JOY? Well there will be, because Ben and Gabe blew the budget on helicopter rides. Ben smuggles a budgie into the hot springs Tony Abbott smuggles a budgie into prison Gabe buddies up to Judith Lucy...
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Men Behaving Badly
Ben and Gabe celebrate international mens day with some honorary Men. This week they tackle (not literally): Prince Andrew Craig McLachlan Medical Lamas And why Ben is in love with a woman at Bunnings? Recorded November 20, 2019 The post Men Behaving Badly appeared first on Ben & Gabe.
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“I don’t think you can say dignity at this hour”
Ben’s got in trouble…again… online. Madonna’s being sued by one of her fans – what would you sue the queen of pop for? Gender reveal parties – toot or boot? And more. Recorded November 13, 2019 The post “I don’t think you can say dignity at this hour” appeared first on Ben & Gabe.
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Public Holiday Feels
Another fun show (aka: A hot mess) Everything is awesome The day after a long weekend and Ben and Gabe are not coping well. Ben suggests a hangover cure fit for Madonna but Gabe’s not biting. James the News Reader is absent so they wildly speculate /fantasise/assume the worst about his vacancy…
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A scary night of pub crawls, Judy Garland, Holy communions and Brooklyn Beckham
It’s a very spooooooky halloween edition of Ben and Gabe this week! Warning this weeks podcast contains course language. Ben rocks up in his costume but did Gabe miss the memo? Eat your heart out Margaret and David! At the movies for the new Judy movie. Another edition of Talk To The Animals with...
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The Roof is on Fire
Another week, another two and a half hours of brilliant broadcasting. One of the Jenners gets a mention, which one, who cares? No one. (In my opinion) They do it like dogs. Special mention to the homemade animal sound effects. Ben gets all dramatic about his fire alarm and calls his housemate to...
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Ezy Like A Sunday Morning
Get ready for some really bad impersonations of possums! This week: Ben got lucky…. in front of an Ezy Mart? Surprise surprise! Gabe is angry at people for dog shaming online! What’s Kanye West done this time? Who’s the next celebrity to come out of the closet? And Melbourne’s Crown Casino is in...
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Heroes and Villans
Ben and Gabe have hit brother/sister status and fight like cats and dogs, a cat that’s been declawed and a dog that’s got no teeth but none the less. This week, they look at: Lady Gaga’s dodgey furnishings (no pun intended) What’s bloody Russia doing now? Ben’s trip to the dentist An anti trans...
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Glitter pills, Sex shops and Jock straps (not all at once)
There’s never a dull moment in the life of Ben and Gabe! This week: Ben buys a jock strap and questions why Gabe was locked in a sex shop. Also what are Glitter pills and why are they such a trend? AND The new line of gender neutral Barbie dolls. The post Glitter pills, Sex shops and Jock straps...
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