Betamax Rewind with Matt and Doug

Three plus hours for the first time in a hot minute...The Beautiful Penis joins...And has questions...Gas prices...Tossing salads...Handjobs on video tapes...Is that the Moby M5...Doug is old...Matt and his Etsy shop...Oh, and they talk about a movie as well...

Flashback to the beginning...Matt gets another podcast...Doug edges...Doug took six loads...The last SOTWThe last bed from Matt...Doug took six loads...Matt is going bald...What up bird...What is age appropriate...Amputees...Can you read in your dream...No need to cut out flubs...Doug assigns homework or does he...A guest next week...AI used for evil...

Jen takes Umbridge...Doug is frustrated...Matt goes long...Magic cock...Anne Heche's butthole...Doug gets to talk about guns...Terrorist plans...Ethics about nuclear weapons...Monroe....A message for the beautiful penis...An RCH shy of 3 hours...

Conspiracy theories...Matt has a breakdown...Doug is mean...Helen Slater...Doug has another stroke...The Wiggles...The internet is dumb...Bette Midler takes it on the (not so kind) chin...Doug makes predictions and they're all wrong...More movies you've never heard of...

Matt is Christ...Doug gets his shine box...Bird beaks...Iowa whore demographics...Hiding from your mother...Plane stations...Do local tv stars pull a lot of trim...Doug is a fancy dresser...Matt guesses at sounds...Doug disses Star Wars...The longest podcast in a hot minute...Just an RCH under three hours...

Matt bitches about his family...Doug's vacation is over...Matt hits puberty...Is a sleeping mask suspect...What are you a fucking parrot...Does a movie Doug loved hold up...Is it Lethal Weapon or not...Picking out the stragglers...Obeying the social contract...Rules are meant to be changed...Is Matt touched or not...

Honoring a legend...The Ghost Cuck returns...Matt is a bum...Not handicapped, handicapable...Matt is a bad influence...Doug's sound quality takes a tumble...Doug doesn't know popular songs...Thailand again...So many rights...Not as over the top as Doug lead Matt to believe...Getting old...Jonesing for some Rosie...

Season 18 starts with a war adjacent Doug film...shocking...We lost a legend...Doug doesn't like hearing about Matt's sex life...A colon joke is skipped...Mystic pieces all over the place...Crotch cigarettes...Star Wars and Trek clips all over the place...Doug asserts his authority...A drill in the hand is worth two in the bush...Matt catches the Doug...Mission or Missing...All that an more as we try to be honorable...

Onions...It's okay to do it if they say so...Matt checks off a bucket list item...Being a good friend...Strippers that don't strip...Cheating or no...Matt is a joke stealer...Claustrophobia...The boys both grew up in a weird sexless timeframe...Doug has memories that may be false...Films hitting their marks...A long season ends...

Stolen joints...Old librarians...Magic Wangs...Chains on tires...Getting things back from dead people...Matt likes light of dark things...Do you have to wash junk or can you just let it soak...War, what is it good for...absolutely nothing...huh...Doug plays podcast roulette....5...

Dan is back for time number five...Second longest of the Indy series...First time topping 3 hours in a hot minute...Doug sees things he's not supposed to be privy to...Matt has nothing left to do...What is a generature...Natures miracle...Domestic violence is no joke, except on this podcast...Matt's fears about last statements...Riding in a blimp...Car maintenance...Multiple connection issues that are removed or not...

A milestone... Stooges talk...Doug is uncomfortableMatt lies to live and lives to lie...Lego talk...Doug speaks Russian...Matt tries to speak Russian...Great mother of God he's up...A top tier Clint or lower level Eastwood...

People die...Jen's huge rack gets discussed again...Matt has a game that goes sideways...Driving stick...Strength vs. skill...Is the competition single elimination...Cheating in sports...Matt likes Doug less...Doug complains about free shit...

Masturbation and smoking, the same thing...Doug joins the cast of Peaky Blinders...Doug beats the system...Chimes...Matt makes stuff up...What is average boob size...Elevator eyes...Dating someone else's someone...Vaginas in the wild...Next week sports movies at their best...

Hum...Cold weather...Politics...Poontang...Matt's back is broken...spinal...Butt plugs...Arnold...Peter Lorre...Walken...Matt isn't prepared for next week...

Matt believes in running jokes into the ground...One does not just start listening to this podcast 290 episodes in...Doug goes trial shopping...Matt is no George Clooney...It's cold...Is it time to retire movie beds...Is there an age when an overnight thing in a furniture is for kids younger than you...Over...Doug finishes some guys off with his hand, he could use the practice...Doug calls an audible...A screen legend returns...

Dog stuff...Poop stuff...Matt chooses his dick...Doug needs to trim his pubes...Matt is old...A segment dies before it has a chance to live...Doug hates spiral staircases...Identifying characteristics when describing people...Characters constantly having to go take a shit...One of the better Bonds...Matt discovers a new cinematic universe...Will the veto get played...

Really got nothing for this...A special guest "singer"...That's all I have to say about that...

We're back baby...Masturbation tips...Pooping in the new year...Can you get too successful to hookup...Scuba diving and jumping out of planes...Home and uprooting your family...Connery impressions...Doug has some house construction going on...Kicking off 2026 with a decentish podcast...

Christmas...Redux...Cheer...Porn stars...Family...Lots of sidebars...So much stuff...Updated and fixed...Matt helps out in a huge way on sound of the week...Jen wants to move things along...A family podcast...Nothing else needs to be said...

Matt doesn't care...Jennifer Lawrence discussion...Joey is back...Doug doesn't like multiple guesses for sound of the week...A bed of beds...A fever dream of a movie...Heater after heater...What is the deal with this family...Joey watches a lot of stuff...Swingers...

A guest...Nicknames...Lots of info about the movie and book Jaws from our expert...Debates about the attractiveness of Ellen Brody...Matt actually gets uncomfortable...Porn tapes and power outages...Clips for days...Long, long podcast...MCU talk...Matt is afraid of cops...

Doug is whelmed by Florida...Poop stories...Matt is a child...Shawshank is a real pantry dropper...Stuff cut for reasons...Jerking off outside...Doug has equipment issues...Beaver scent...Bad choices lead to killing...Matt is an easy mark...The horse just wants to be fed...Trim talk...Doug is happy to know stuff...And not know stuff...Next week is a biggie...With a guest...

Doug gets 2nd hand gay...Doug learns the problems of grocery bags...Don't trust the fart...Matt Bok...relationship counselor...Impressions...Drinking from a flask...Neither guy has got game...Eddie Murphy before he became EDDIE MURPHY...Miles Teller is a douche...Happy Turkey Day...

Colonoscopy talk...Farside cartoons...The podcast gets win...and a loss...Matt tries to explain the world to his mother...A movie that was a bomb...Bad impressions...Doug needs a red bandana...Not nearly enough clips from the narrator...Doug forces Matt's editing hand...Next week is a biggie...

We are a review and parody podcast...Matt doesn't do good AI...Doug apologizes for being a dick...then is a dick again...Matt doesn't do well after taking drugs...Darth Vader's dad...Nut huggers...Camp stories...Matt tries to add fun to the podcast...Doug is a fun vacuum...Yes it has nudity...And that ending...oh my...Gremlins 3...Doug surprises Matt...All that and more...

Doug's season of violence continues as we delve into things we are neither qualified to nor have permission to talk about...6'7"...Doug can't talk about serious stuff early in the podcast...Government shutdown...Matt scats...Doug insists he can use the R word whenever he wants...Top Chuck or ground Chuck...Matt is half deaf so he does the best he can...The season of Watto impressions continues...Matt is excited for next week's movie and has a request to podcast listeners...Doug's season of doing jack shit continues...

Getting poop everywhere...Matt's hospital visits...Getting rid of stuff...Computer stuff is bad apparently...Doug can't read the signs...Matt's apocalypse fantasy...Not a lot of notes...Matt was very sick so take this podcast with a grain of salt...

A podcast in two acts...A movie that shouldn't be eligible...Doug shouldn't have eaten so much pussy when he was younger...A hard SOTW...Big gap in the middle as Matt takes care of business...Seinfeld impression...Doug rushes to get through the podcast as quickly as he can...Matt talks about his love of heroin...None of Matt's jokes land...Is it a better part one or the lesser compared to part 2...All that and more or something...

Doug gives his family a heart attack...Bills vs. large...Doug is sick...Doug works for the KKK...Matt continues his nostalgia Facebook apology tour...Doug geeks out about Hoth again...Matt's balls drop...Doug gaslights children...What happens when you die...Both boys have voice issues, but Matt steps up and Doug gives none...Doug ops for the clear coat as we check in the closet of a movie with questionable direction...

Give it to me now...Matt does a podcast with a dog on his lap...Doug talks to NFL legend...Starship is worse than airplane...If it's in Matt's notes he has to read it...Multiple old clips have to be dusted off...Not an easy movie to joke about...That's a name we haven't hear in a long time, a long time...The boys play veto chicken and Matt loses...Doug cheats and somehow wins...

Season 16 ends on a note...The bandana gets retired...Took no notes during the podcast...Matt can't let something go...Matt apologizes for things he did long ago...Doug finds Jesus...We discuss who the killer is...We discuss BDSM...Sex on drugs...Cancer...is it worth the risk...More fun than fuckin' on coke, just listen to the podcast...'Cause we're just simple men...

Over the 3 hour mark for the first time in awhile...Doug has a super power...Matt doesn't realize what can and can't be talked about on the podcast...Doug stops swearing...We get into a tough area...Matt gets detained by security and almost causes an incident...The real reason there was no podcast last week...Matt's humor dies yet again... Doug is from West Virginia...Loopholes...Deep dive about jerking off...Pride given and pride received...Thong talk and more thong talk...What has power...Depression...Both boys cry because they're both pussies...Next week ends Matt's banger season with a movie that got him banged...

A guest...The podcast apologizes...Not all of Matt's jokes work...A difficult movie...A movie rooted in the 80s and the sensibilities from that decade...Jen laughs a little too much at Doug's jokes...Swallowing pride...A couple of bear jokes...Doug quits the podcast unexpectedly...Is the podcast done, nobody knows...

Doug comes out...swinging...diapers...Matt likes to talk when he's high...Matt gets yanked and a relief pitcher is pulled in...Parenting and schools...What are the rules about dirty pictures after you break up...Doug is a racist...Sideshow Bob...Toilet rugs...Doug has an eagle eye for classic porn...Dildo talk...Doug puts rules on next week's guest...

It really helps to take notes during the podcast...Fave vampire movies...Not much going on...Piercings...Doug is hairy...Doug puts Matt in his place...Taking a bath...Vampire sex...Hooligans...Dogs are better than humans...Michael Fassbender's dick...Matt enables his kids...Doug claims that he does all the work on the podcast...Unsaid on the podcast, but it would now take 30 days to listen to all of our episodes, closing in on a full month...

We're back...Vacation stuff...Seeing bands lots of times and Clutch sucks...Hand lotion stars...Star Trek and Kevin Spacey...Jerkin' off while limp...How much did the Nazis know...Can't decide what to call characters...TV blue balls...Doug loves Blue Bloods...Dog (not Doug) gets fat...A palette cleanser on deck...

AC noise...Jen is a liar...Matt needs a win...Lots of sidebars...Waiting periods...A new segment from Jen...Jen puts Matt on the spot...Really sappy shit...

Fortune and glory kid, fortune and glory...An open that Jen wouldn't read...Dan's house is ripe for robbin'...Lots of death...Matt looks at replacing Doug with AI...Ranking...All about the ass eating...or not...Matt stands alone...Where does this movie stand in the Indy standings...Breaking the three hour barrier for the first time in a while...Doug is old as fuck...The next podcast will happen whenever it happens...

Not many podcast notes this week...Doug needs to go early because of reasons...Matt drops truth bombs...Doug nearly shatters Matt's universe...Doug is our group's Jeffrey Epstein...Matt gets a DUI...Shots fired at a beautiful lady...Matt blows rings...Rick Moranis plays against type...Doug is hung up on Hunger Games...Panties dropping all over the place...A big movie coming up next week...Do you shell a team or let off the gas...

Jen's juicy fat tits...Can you say Eskimo anymore...Rim jobs, you aren't the first...Matt objectifies women...Doug doesn't know Metallica...Matt changes his porn provider of choice...Racism still exists...The boys beat (up on) the Beautiful Penis...A breach turd...Doug is mean to Matt...Eating pussy while high...Matt tries to say flatso in an inoffensive way...Doug can't stop fucking with his mic arm...All this and more...

You ever see a podcast come apart like that...Matt forgot to take notes again...Different lubes for jerkin' off...Big jugs discussion again...Peeing in the shower again...Podcast stats again...Doug just doesn't try anymore again...Doug expects Matt to pull clips he doesn't ask for and will be upset if he doesn't...A movie that bombed at the box office...Disgraced Packers...Matt brings up people no one on the podcast has ever heard of...Doug bemoans next week's movie...Matt issues a challenge for next week's movie...The hanging man...

Doug drops acid...American exceptionalism...Celeb deaths...Bath tub jizz...More talk about Jen's jugs...Some audio issues, but nowhere near what it has been...A movie that is a sequel...kind of...Oooh...the Germans...All that plus a young Harrison Ford in a movie that kind of sort of works...

Doug nearly scares a woman to death...Matt will never be classy...S-word fights...Doug drinks piss...Parents forbid stuff...Podcast has to be paused so ice cream can be made...An audio glitch...Suicidal ideation...Doug says a bad word...Doug makes a mockery of everything that is good and pure in this world...Much shorter than I expected...

That's not a podcast, this is a podcast...Crikey...Doug is a cocksucker, even Matt's mom says so...Doug likes Australia...Can you find the part that Matt cut...Matt tells lies...Apparently Jen has big jugs...Matt doesn't jerk off for a year...Women shouldn't cheat...Jeff Goldblum doesn't like certain things...Neither host can nail down a good accent...The Last of Us still has an actress that can't act...All that and more...

If you don't want to hear about high school nostalgia this one might not be for you...I would have bet cash money this would be shorter than 2:15...And I would have lost...We're just simple men, we like simple pleasures...Doug is a human toilet seat...Matt breaks someone else's toys...Biggest 80s action stars...Weed talk with Matt and Doug...Having sex with crazy people...Smoking in the boys room...Hand jobs and blow jobs...Hot high school teachers...Doug had more game than Matt and this makes Matt spiral...Who gets the last word this week...

Matt is a liar...Joey pees everywhere...Doug does community service...Doug talks about another movie at length and dog death...Instead of not paying his internet bill Doug opts to not pay his electric bill...Lots of talk of whelming...Vaginas in the wild...What Matt says as he's about to go deep...Lastly there's a section where I swear Doug makes as many sexual euphemisms as possible without actually saying anything sexual...

Joey AKA Scanner joins the show...What is a handjob...Doug is mean to Matt...Doug can't be waved off...Friends...Matt is a champion...Doug is a dick...again...Some good acting...Who gets the last word this week...A little uneven, but what isn't...

Matt gets his feelings hurt...RIP Mitchel...Did Matt go too far...People actually read this shit, who knew...Stupid dog...Matt moves back into the master bedroom...Bourbon talk...Doug is an alcoholic...Doug is dick...Doug pulls a power move every week...Matt pulls a rocket reference out of his ass...Doug texts pornographic materials in the middle of the podcast...Matt's jokes are too smart for the average bear...Is it an all-timer or an all-time disappointment...

Why are Matt and Doug going to hell, let me count the ways...Gay jokes...More gay jokes...Yet even more gay jokes...Pope jokes...Thong watching...A new season, a troubling Doug theme...A movie with ambiguity...Matt knows the S&M terminology a little too well...Guys getting stabbed all over the place...Literally and figuratively...We assume the position and lube up for a leather daddy fantasy...Season 16 fists its way open...