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Better Assholes
by Better Assholes
Life's a bitch, and then society kicks you in the teeth. Welcome to 'Better Assholes,' your daily dose of dark humor and scathing social commentary. We're not here to sugarcoat the harsh realities or coddle your feelings. Expect brutal honesty, cynical observations, and maybe – just maybe – a few laughs along the way as we navigate this messed-up world. Join us for a healthy dose of skepticism, sarcasm, and humor as we tackle the absurdities and injustices of modern life. Buckle up, folks. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
Episodes
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LG: The Worst Appliances on the Market
They way you think about buying Chinese is the way we used to think about buying Korean, but the Koreans won us over with their sharp design and interesting technologies. The insides always tend to be junk that doesn't last. This is especially true of LG. LG stands for Literal Garbage. In this...
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Welcome Back
It's been a few months since you heard from me. It's been a wild ride. Let's see if we can get back into the swing of things. Here is what's been up.
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Witnessing the Sweetest Shoplifting Saga
Join me on a trip to the dollar store where I witness a mother and child's audacious candy caper! Is it a sign of the times, or just a craving gone too far? We'll explore the sticky fingers, the sweet loot, and the implications of "snackflation." Has the cost of treats reached a breaking point?...
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Birthright Battle: Pregnant Moms Sue Trump Administration Over Citizenship for Anchor Babies
In a bold legal move, a group of pregnant mothers is challenging the Trump administration's recent executive order aimed at restricting birthright citizenship. The lawsuit argues that the order violates the Constitution, igniting a heated debate over the interpretation of the 14th Amendment. This...
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BROTHER VS. BROTHER?! Jake & Logan Paul's EPIC HBO Max Showdown...Worlds Dumbest Fight?
Hold onto your glitter, folks, because the world's most fabulous family feud is about to explode onto HBO Max! Jake and Logan Paul – those two walking, talking memes – are at it again, promising a sibling showdown so ridiculously over-the-top, it'll make a WWE Wrestlemania look like a chess…
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Justin Trudeau's Backwards Sweater: The 2025 Fashion Faux Pas We Can't Unsee
Justin Trudeau, Canada’s outgoing PM, has done it again—this time by making headlines for wearing his sweater backwards. 🤦♂️ From fashion faux pas to political blunders, this sweater scandal feels like the perfect symbol for his backward leadership. 🇨🇦 Was it a wardrobe mishap or a desperate...
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Trump's Border Wall: Is Canada Next? Let's Build a Snow Fence!
Canada, get ready to shovel some reality – Trump wants to secure the US from 3rd world migrants and terrorists coming through Canada and might just build a wall along the border! We're saying what everyone's thinking but too scared to ask. Why is Trudeau fighting back? These problems are…
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Trump's Snow Job: Why Justin Trudeau Needs to Man Up & Fight Back!
Tired of Trump pushing Canada around like a little bitch? So are we! We're taking 'Better Assholes' on a trip north of the border to say F@#k you, Justin Trudeau. Why's he letting America walk all over him? Is it time for another leader who'll play rough with The Donald? Grab your maple syrup and...
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The Trump Inauguration: Biden's Pardon, Kamala's Gaze, America Headed for Change
A pivotal moment in American history. Donald Trump was sworn in as the 47th President amidst a whirlwind of political shifts. Joe Biden pardoned his entire family and there are questions about what this means for future US policy! We're breaking down the biggest takeaways from today’s events,...
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👻 The Vanishing Act: How International Students Turned Canada into India, and Why They're Staying Put 🤷♂️
In this episode of Better Assholes, we dig deep into the mysterious disappearance of 50,000 international students who have vanished from Canada and stopped reporting to the government. Among these ghostly figures, a staggering 20,000 hail from India – but why are they here, and more importantly,...
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2025 Apocalypse: Is 'Woke' Just A Phase? (or The End?)
Buckle up, folks! It's time for another rollercoaster ride through the absurdities of modern society with your favorite misanthropes. Welcome to Better Assholes, where we're not afraid to stir the pot and ask the tough questions. It's 2025, and you'd think by now we'd have figured out this whole...
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🔥 LA Fires: Real Heroes Arrive, But Why Are Celebs Begging on GoFundMe? 🤔💸
The LA fire crisis improves as real firefighters step in, but the drama isn't over! 🚨 Amid families losing homes, Hollywood celebrities with insurance and backup plans turn to GoFundMe for donations! 🤯 Why are the rich overshadowing those in real need? Let’s dive into this bizarre twist, the...
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This is exactly when you knock someone out and everyone claps.
🎥 Eagles fan vs. Packers fan—this wild video has everyone talking! 🤯 When an Eagles fan berates a female Packers fan while her fiancé just stands there filming, it’s a shocking display of bad behavior and missed chivalry. 🏈💔 Should he have stepped in or kept rolling? Let’s break down this…
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☕ Starbucks’ Bold Move: No More Free Rides—Is It the Right Brew? 🚪
Starbucks is stirring controversy with its new “paying customers only” policy. Once a haven for anyone, issues with drug users, vagrants, and disruptive behavior forced this drastic change. 🚷 Will it bring back loyal customers or brew more backlash? Let’s dive into the fallout, customer…
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Did a speeding ticket just arrive in the mail?
There is nothing worse than getting a speeding ticket, especially when they gouge you for something silly like 20 over the limit. With photo radar shouldn't cops be stopping crime or something instead of jerking it in donut shop parking lots?
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From Twitter to X: Elon’s Free Speech Revolution or Total Disaster?
Twitter’s transformation into X under Elon Musk has been nothing short of chaotic. Once an alt-left liberal stronghold with anti-conservative, anti-straight, anti-male, anti-freedom bias, it’s now a “free speech” haven filled with racism and hate. 🤯 Lost followers, fleeing advertisers, and...
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LA on Fire: A Hollywood Script for Disaster
As LA’s wildfires rage on, one thing is clear: without outside help, the devastation could have been far worse. But what’s fueling the chaos? From DEI distractions to slashed budgets and poor preparedness, the systems meant to protect citizens are failing. Are these wildfires a fiery warning or a...
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Food Fraud: Exposing the Lies Behind Your Meals
Once marketed as healthier with "no MSG" and "no artificial flavors," today's food industry is cutting corners like never before. Post-COVID inflation and corporate greed have led to key ingredients being swapped for cheaper, low-quality substitutes. The result? A culinary landscape filled with...
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🔥 Burning Questions: How Mismanagement & DEI Failures Fueled the LA Fires
The LA fires have wreaked havoc, leaving countless people devastated. But what if the real spark wasn’t nature, but human mismanagement? In this episode of Better Assholes, we uncover how poor leadership, state and city missteps, and a flawed DEI policy turned into a recipe for disaster. From...
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No, Canadians Really Don't Want Chrystia Freeland to be the Next Prime Minister.
Mainstream Media’s New Favorite? The liberal mainstream media in America is rallying behind their pick for Canada’s next Prime Minister—but didn’t they learn from their past mistakes? Can the second-in-command of a failed government really take the top spot? And do Canadians want someone…
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🔥 LA on FIRE! Eco-Terrorists to Blame? 🔥
🔥 LA FIRES: Arson or Something More Sinister? 🔥 Reports of arson are swirling as wildfires rage across Los Angeles. Could eco-terrorists be deliberately setting blazes to push their climate change agenda? 🤔 We investigate the disturbing trend and its potential connection to similar incidents…
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Burning Point: The LA Fires and the Politics of Preparedness
Los Angeles is ablaze, and the fires are sparking more than just flames—they’re igniting debates about politics, climate, and preparation. In this episode, Better Assholes break down the causes, the chaos, and the political drama fueling the infernos. As we wish everyone affected the best, we…
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Trading Maple Syrup for Stars and Stripes: Canada’s American Dream?
As Trump ramps up his rhetoric about acquiring Canada, a growing number of Canadians are fed up with Trudeau, liberal politics, and the fallout of mass immigration. Could the disillusionment with wokeness and governance push Canada toward the ultimate prize—joining the United States? Better...
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WWE Raw Moves to Netflix: A New Era Begins
Get ready for a seismic shift in sports entertainment! WWE Raw is moving to Netflix, starting tonight. Join Better Assholes as we dive into the excitement, the implications, and what this means for fans and the wrestling world. From exclusive content to behind-the-scenes access, this episode…
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Trudeau Resigns: A Nation Reflects on Years of Turmoil
In a momentous event, Justin Trudeau has officially resigned. Join Better Assholes as we cover the live reactions and take a deep dive into how his leadership impacted Canada—skyrocketing home prices, grocery inflation, and immigration policies that left citizens frustrated. Canadians may feel...
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Trudeau Steps Down: Possibly The End of Canada’s Spiraling Liberal Era
Breaking news as Justin Trudeau announces his resignation, marking the end of a contentious era. From economic turmoil to housing crises and immigration controversies, we reflect on the legacy of Canada’s outgoing leader and the consequences of his tenure. What’s next for a nation grappling with...
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The Diddy Dilemma: Scandal, Success, and Secrets
As the allegations pile up, one has to ask: where did Diddy find the time? From running a record label and clothing line to hosting star-studded parties, the shocking claims of drug, weapon, and human trafficking beg deeper questions. Join us as Better Assholes explore the curious balance of...
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Canada in Crisis: Time for Change?
In this episode of Better Assholes, we dive into the growing sentiment against Justin Trudeau, as many Canadians call for his resignation and demand a federal election. Is Trudeau's leadership a reflection of a narcissistic dictatorship, or is this political unrest the result of polarized…
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The Death of Dining Out: How Restaurants Lost Their Charm
Remember when dining out was a family treat everyone could afford? Those days are gone. In this episode of Better Assholes, we explore how inflation, hidden fees, and tipping culture have made eating out a less appealing—and often frustrating—experience. From cherished family meals to...
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🦅 Hawk Tuah Girl's Return: Back to the Hustle! 💸
After scamming her obviously not-so-bright fans, Hawk Tuah girl will have to get back to hawk tuahing for money again. From the highs of her dubious schemes to the lows of facing reality, we dive into the wild ride of Hawk Tuah girl. Will she find new ways to hustle, or is this the end of her…
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YouTube vs. Spotify: The Creator Showdown
YouTube reigns supreme for creators, leaving Spotify trailing behind. From poor free plans to clunky software, Spotify struggles while YouTube shines for podcasts, videos, and more. Could Google save Spotify, or is it time for creators to move on? Let's discuss.
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Back in the Ring: Wrestling’s Comeback and Its 2025 Future
Wrestling’s golden years hooked us as kids and made university hangouts epic, but somewhere along the line, it lost its spark—or maybe we did. Fast forward to today, and wrestling is hotter than ever. In this episode, we explore its resurgence, why it’s thriving again, and where it’s headed in 2025.
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DEI Debacle: Where Did It All Go Wrong?
The DEI movement started as a push for inclusivity, but did it miss the mark? Instead of uplifting racial minorities and LGBT communities, it often became a platform for woke white women and gay white men to climb the corporate ladder. What happened to true diversity?
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Streaming the Dream: How Netflix Killed the Movie Star
Remember when blockbuster films ruled Hollywood and movie stars were larger-than-life? Now it's The Rock, Kevin Hart, and Netflix originals every week. No stars, no blockbusters, and no magic. Join Better Assholes as we explore how Netflix reshaped entertainment—and not for the better.
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Drag Queens and the Woke Era: What Were We Thinking?
Back in the woke era, people let their kids sit on the laps of drag queens while they were read LGBT books at school and in libraries. Future generations will look back on that and wonder what the hell we were thinking. The absurdity of it all is mind-boggling. From the rise of woke culture to…
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Who’s Buying EVs, and Why?
Electric cars are marketed as the future, but are they really better? In this episode of Better Assholes, we break down who’s buying EVs and why most people seem reluctant to jump on the bandwagon. From high prices to questionable value, and yes, Tesla drivers being jerks, we explore if EVs are...
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Trump: The Rap Icon of the 80s and 90s
Before politics, Donald Trump was a hip-hop muse. In the 80s and 90s, rappers admired his wealth, self-made success, and larger-than-life persona. From cameos on albums to hanging with rap royalty, Better Assholes explore how Trump became an unexpected icon in the rap world.
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2024: The Year in Review and What's Next
A quick dive into the political highs and lows of 2024, from Biden and Trump to Kamala and Trudeau. What did this year teach us, and what can we expect in 2025? Thanks for tuning in to Better Assholes —big things are ahead!
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Jimmy Carter: A Nice Guy, But...
Reflecting on the legacy of former President Jimmy Carter, Better Assholes discuss his reputation as a kind and understanding man, yet a one-term, ineffective leader. From his polarizing presidency to his later years of sidelined opinions, we explore his complex impact on history.
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Lazy Weight Loss: The Ozempic Era
Once upon a time, losing weight meant eating right and breaking a sweat. Then, it became a "disease" to avoid the truth—laziness. Now, weight loss is all the rage thanks to meds like Ozempic that let you shed pounds without lifting a finger. Is this progress, or just another excuse? Tune in to...
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Boxing Day Blues & Trump’s Canadian Takeover?
Happy Boxing Day! Today on Better Assholes, we explore the fading appeal of this once-loved shopping holiday in an Amazon-dominated world. Plus, Donald Trump’s teasing about “taking over Canada”—is it a joke, or should Canadians be concerned? Tune in for the fun and the thought-provoking!
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Christmas Reflections: Was It Worth It?
In this heartfelt episode of Better Assholes, we reflect on what Christmas has become. Has it lost its spirit in a haze of greed and spending competitions? Between the pressure to buy and the loss of meaning, it just doesn’t feel the same. What would Jesus do—and what should we?
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Christmas: Capitalism's Greatest Heist
In this episode of Better Assholes, we unwrap the truth about Christmas and how it’s been hijacked by capitalism. From endless sales to the erasure of its religious roots, the holiday is now all about spending. Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and Boxing Week—are we celebrating or just consuming?
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Silent Night, Liberal Media's Quiet Fight
This episode of Better Assholes dives into the recent rampage at a German Christmas market and why liberal media outlets like CNN and CBC are downplaying it. We explore the event, the possible motives, and the media's selective reporting. What’s being left unsaid—and why?
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Uber Eats and Epic Fails
Ever notice how ordering Uber Eats always seems like a gamble? In this episode of Better Assholes, I share my Saturday night disaster—what should've been a quick meal turned into chaos thanks to an incompetent driver. Hungry, lazy, and now frustrated, I spill the tea on delivery gone wrong.
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Would You Get Gay for Diddy?
In this wild episode of Better Assholes, we dive into Diddy's legal troubles and the bizarre rumors swirling around his baby oil fetish. Who really got "gay for Diddy," and what does it all mean? A no-holds-barred look at celebrity scandals and the chaos they bring.
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India's Shadow Over Canada: Espionage, Intimidation, and Chaos
In this episode of Better Assholes, we uncover how the Indian government is running operations in Canada, from espionage to intimidation. We explore the crisis of international students, inside agents, people smuggling, and organized crime that’s reshaping Canada’s security landscape. From covert...
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Unscripted and Still Better Assholes
In this episode, we’re shaking things up! Better Assholes goes unscripted for a rawer, more natural vibe. Plus, we dive into Trudeau’s refusal to step down and what it means for Canada’s future. Change is in the air—both for us and the country.
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🍁 Canada The 51st State? Trump's Bold Claim!
Trump's recent comments have sparked a heated debate about Canada's potential future as part of the United States. Tune in as Better Assholes discuss the pros, cons, and everything in between. From the political implications to the cultural shifts, we dive deep into what this wild possibility…
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What's going on in Canada?
Better Assholes take on the slow-motion trainwreck that is Canada in 2024. From Trudeau’s tax grabs to far-left finger-wagging, housing crises, and immigration scams, we break down how the Great White North became the land of “Do as I command, eh?”
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Life's a bitch, and then society kicks you in the teeth. Welcome to 'Better Assholes,' your daily dose of dark humor and scathing social commentary. We're not here to sugarcoat the harsh realities or coddle your feelings. Expect brutal honesty, cynical observations, and maybe – just maybe – a few laughs along the way as we navigate this messed-up world. Join us for a healthy dose of skepticism, sarcasm, and humor as we tackle the absurdities and injustices of modern life. Buckle up, folks. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
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