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Better On Paper
by Better On Paper
The most slightly-above-average football podcast you can think of. Kev, Cam, and TC3 breaking down NFL football every Thursday.
Episodes
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149. Better On Paper of the Year Awards 2025
Welcome back to the most important awards show happening this week. In this episode we go around the table and give out our end of season awards. Some are good, some are bad, some are just a little questionable. We look back at the season and judge teams and players on what was, what could have...
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148. That Escalated Quickly
Welcome back to the only podcast East of Idaho that has one host that thinks a hot dog is a sandwich. This week, Sad Cam grieves a devastating Super Bowl with overall surprising realism. Will and Kev get their jabs in wondering if Travis Kelce's pre-game attire contributed to the loss in any way....
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147. Chiefs, Eagles, or Meteor Strike?
Welcome back to the only football podcast west of Detroit to spend as much time discussing Sonic 3 as the Jaguars since November. It’s Super Bowl week, and we are all miserable. Well, except for Cam, but we all agree that’s irrelevant. Kev tries to cope with the worst matchup ever while Will is…
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146. Victory Lap/Apology Tour Extravaganza
Welcome back to the only NFL football podcast to contain 13 whole grains. This week we're enjoying the lull in the action, reflecting on the season gone by, starting to form our thoughts about the superb owl, and most importantly, going on our combined victory lap/apology tour. Listen in as the...
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145. Well That Was Unexpected
Welcome back to the only NFL podcast west of the rockies who's callsign starts with a W. This week we're inspecting the black boxes from the wreckages that was the divisional round games. We talk Lions losing :'( and Mark Andrews charity donating and that little elf that coaches the Rams wanting…
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144. Wildcard Mayhem
Welcome back to the only podcast on earth. This week we're recapping the mayhem that was wildcard week. As per usual, there were a few wildcards we didn't see coming. The Texans and Rams outperformed expectations and we break down what their matchups next week will look like. We run through all…
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143. The Post-Season Cometh
Welcome back to the only podcast that's a master of karate. This week on the pod we're happy to be past the dregs of the regular season and looking forward to playoff football. We recap the games that mattered from last week and dive deep into each wildcard matchup. There's fun ones, there's...
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142. Dog Days of Football
Welcome back to the only podcast north of the equator to not spin counter clockwise when you flush it. This week we're recapping the week 17 games, and making our predicitons for the week 18 games as the season limps to a close. We talk kicker woes, injury woes, sitting starters woes, and lament...
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141. NFL Script is Leaking
Welcome back to the only podcast around to not participate in Black Friday. This week we're back after an extended hiatus and we didn't miss much. Pat Mahomes is getting a heck of a lot of help from the refs, scripts are leaking, Taylor Swift is winning the Super Bowl, all that good stuff. We…
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140. Lions and Bears and Turkey, Oh My!
Welcome back to the best podcast for listening to while making leftover turkey sandwiches. This week we're recapping the Thanksgiving Week games, discussing the merits of the fake out of bounds step for quarterbacks, and making our picks for the upcoming week.
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139. Cam Knows What Teams Matter in the NFL
Welcome back to the only podcast west of the Mississippi that can recite the alphabet backwards while chewing gum and standing on one leg, just don't ask Cam to prove it. This week, we begin our discussion with the literal and metaphorical collapse of Jerry World in Dallas that is entertaining…
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138. Is Brazil A Big Deal?
Welcome back to the cleanest podcast on the net... This week the fellas are recapping the week 10 matchups, making their week 11 predictions, and talking new around the league. Joe Flacco is looking slightly less elite, Jameis is keeping things interesting, the Commies are good, and Cam seriously...
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137. Recap of the Most Important Day in the World
Welcome back to the only podcast that can claim that they give the best and most in depth recap and analysis of the 2024 election........ by discussing the trade deadline. After solving the world's problems and hottest debates, Kev and Cam discuss the hectic nature of the current state of the NFL...
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136. Hail Mary, Hail To The Commanders
Welcome back to the football podcast of the internet. This week we're recapping the Week 8 results and making our Week 9 picks. Joe Flacco is elite, Jameis is being Jameis, the Commies ruined the Bears' weekend, there's plenty to get in to with the boys.
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135: Antonio Pierce Was Not In Dallas In 1963
Welcome back to the only NFL podcast surfin' the web to be committed to getting to the bottom of every conspiracy theory. This week we're breaking down the week 7 results and making our week 8 picks. We're also discussing news around the NFL including a myriad of unfortunate injuries...
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134. No Insiders Allowed
Welcom back to the only podcast in the US of A to be brave enough to ban NFL insiders from being guests. This week we're recapping the week 6 matchups, making our week 7 picks, and discussing recent news from around the league. Davante Adams is reunited with Aaron Rodgers and it feels so okay....
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133. Best of Times? Worst of Times?
Welcome to the only podcast on either side of the Mississippi that essentially gives unlimited time off to its hosts. What a week of football that was finally filled with some overall great QB play across the league. Unfortunately, we have a few hosts on leave this week. Kev finds a new emotional...
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132. Good Football, Bad Football
Welcome back to the only podcast flying through the tubes that is legally certified organic. This week we're breaking down the week 4 games, making our week 5 predictions and so much more. The gang talks Davante Adams, injuries, good football, bad football, and is Joe Burrow overrated?
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131. Coaching is Everything
Welcome to the only podcast to have a guest that sides with Derwin James not getting suspended. Football is stupid and also dumb sometimes. Fortunately, Kev has his emotional support Cel this week to ease his pain. Will and TC3 are out of the office this week, so Kev, Cam, and Cel break down a…
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130. We Hope the NFL has Good Health Insurance
Welcome back to the only podcast that thinks Montreal is in France. TC3 is so happy about Joe Alt's big day that he decided to take a vacation. Kev, Will, and Cam discuss the massive wave of injuries over the last two weeks that leave everyone wondering if all the teams are playing on MetLife's...
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129. Bad News Bears
Welcome back to the only podcast around that you don't need an ID to buy. This week we're breaking down the week 1 games, who did well, who didn't, which quarterbacks threw for under 100 yards (spoiler alert: only 1) and everything else. We're also giving our week 2 picks.
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128. Week 1: Football is Back (For Real This Time) Edition
Welcome back to the only podcast on the internet to prove Raiders and Chiefs fans can coexist on a Zoom call. This week football is BACK! We're running through the full slate of week 1 games and making our picks (Picks are back!). Listen in as the fellas give their hot takes, cold takes, and…
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127. Team Slogans: You Do Not Belong Edition
Welcome back to the only podcast west-ish of the Mississippi. This week the fellas all thought real long and hard and came up with a slogan for every team this season. Except for TC3, he just stole Will's homework, and Will is mysteriously absent from this episode. Anyway, we give our take on…
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126. NFC Preview: Also Correct Takes Edition
Welcome back to the only podcast around that knows the difference between a mountain lion, a puma, and a cougar. This week we're breaking down the NFC, brick by brick, and predicting who we think will come out on top in each division and take their run all the way through the playoffs. Spoiler...
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125. AFC Preview: Correct Takes Only Edition
Welcome back to the only podcast around that knows how to properly zipper merge on the highway. This week we're previewing the AFC. We're breaking it down conference by conference, nobody is safe (Except maybe the Chiefs) and giving our honest take on who we think comes out on top this year. As...
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124. Pre-Season Wishlist
Welcome back to the only podcast on the web known to improve with age. Give this episode a listen in a few years to really let it mellow out. This week football is (more) back! And we're running down our individual wishlists for the preseason. Is it the Niners signing Brandon Aiyuk? Is it...
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123. Perfectly Balanced, As All Things Should Be
Welcome back to the only NFL podcast on the web that just hopes both teams have fun. This week we're back and we're looking at the over/under on wins for every team in the NFC, and boy is it contentious. We've got good bad teams, bad good teams, and some absurd lines you'd be a fool to not take…
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121. Always Take The Over
Welcome back to the only podcast west of the Mississippi that can can spell Mississippi without spell check. This week we're looking at schedules in general, and the AFC in particular. Vegas has lines out for every team's win/loss and we're running through them all, taking the over or the under…
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120. Toast, It's What's For Breakfast
Welcome back to the only podcast on the web to be brave enough to ask the question "Is a fish taco shaped like a fish?" This week we're diving deep into the latest NFL news by ranking the top breakfast foods, from eggs and bacon to toast and hash browns, we cover it all. We leave no stone…
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119. AITA Returns
Welcome back to the only NFL podcast to not talk about the NFL this week. This week we're taking a slight detour as the off-season is... well... off. Instead, the fellas are listening to a few Am I The Asshole posts from reddit and weighing in. Spoiler alert: someone is the asshole. As always,...
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A Tribute to Larry Allen
Larry Allen was a special man to the football world and to this podcast. He was the greatest offensive lineman to ever play the game and an even better person. We wanted to honor his legacy by giving him his own tribute. Rest in Peace Coach
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118. Scheduling Conflict
Welcome back to another episode of the only podcast to have reached nirvana TWICE. This week the NFL schedule has been released and we're talking best games and worst games. We also discuss the sad state of affairs for the fan who wants to watch every game, including the cursed Netflix Christmas...
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117. Draft Recap
Welcome back to the only podcast in America to be certified GMO-Free. This week we're back after a brief hiatus and we're breaking down the draft. We spent weeks ruminating and mulling over some truly dazzling moves such as the Falcons drafting Michael Penix Jr. and (actually) Jim Harbaugh…
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115. Is It Drafty In Here, Or Is That Just Me?
Welcome back to the only NFL football podcast on the net with bona fide ties to several international crime organizations (I will not elaborate). This wek we're starting to break down the top draft prospects. We run down some popular draft lists and the gang gives their opinions on who is…
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114. The Kansas Chiefs
Welcome back to the only podcast on the internet brave enough to ask the question " Which is the better Kansas City?" This week we're talking two things and two things only: Kansas City Chiefs, and NFL rule changes. The city of Kansas City, Missouri has rejected a new tax to help pay for stadium...
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113. Free Agent Carousel
Welcome back to the only podcast in the northern hemisphere to fact check all gymnastics related statements. This week free agency is in full swing and we are running down an absolutely laundry list of personnel moves. Tune in as wel walk through some of the biggest signings (and not)
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112. The Most DangeRuss Offseason
Welcome back to the only podcast to truly take no days off. This week we begin our offseason coverage and news is thin. We discuss Russ Wilson's many bathrooms (and getting cut), Jason Kelce's retirement, the most interesting franchise tag-ings so far, and the rest of all of the secret insider...
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111. The Annual Better On Paper of the Year Awards (Presented by Better On Paper )
Welcome back to another wholesome episode of the greatest podcast started by three dudes during the pandemic. The season has come and gone, champs have been crowned, and now it's time for us to hand out our end of the year awards. This week we present our annual BOP of the Year awards, including...
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110. Ain't That A Kick In The Head
Welcome back to the only podcast to openly advocate for kicker shootouts in overtime. This week we're doing what everyone is doing: talking about the Superb Owl. Cam (probably) has a concussion, Kev has the big sad, Travis didn't propose to Taylor, kickers were the real Super Bowl MVP, and did we...
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109. The Tortured Podcasters Department: Super Bowl Edition
Welcome back to the only podcast on the web to ask the question "Will Elon Musk attend the Super Bowl as a severed head in a jar?" This week we are discussing the matchup for the big game, Kev and Cam give their takes as our resident Chiefs and Niners fans, Will gives his totally objective, 3rd...
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108. Championship Weekend (Taylor's Version)
Welcome back to the only podcast being broadcast illegally from Kev's basement (shhhh!) This week we're recapping the AFC and NFC Championship games and teasing some Super Bowl thoughts. The season is almost over and we're already sad about it. Dan Campbell is still a great coach. Is Lamar going…
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107. The End Is Near
Welcome back to the only podcast to bring you both NFL football and WCC basketball insights in the same breath. This week we recap the divisional round of the playoffs, including nice and not so nice wins by all the pod's favorite teams. The moral of the story is the Niners live to play another...
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106. The Bad Guys Lost
Welcome back to the only podcast on the net to have the most correct opinions on who deserves to lose football games. This week we are into the playoffs, and we are recapping the wild wild wildcard weekend, including some truly marvelous losses by the Cowboys and the Eagles (you love to see it).…
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105. Joe Flacco is (still) Elite
Welcome back to the podcast voted most likely to not give your computer a virus. This week we lament the lack of quality games in week 18 as teams rest for the playoffs. Kev suggests teams start forfeiting, we discuss some of the early coaching vacancies, Cam is a hater (as per usual), and we…
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104. Lions and Cowboys and Refs, Oh My!
Welcome back to the only podcast in town to see through the NFL's lies. This week we're back talking (surprise) football. We recap last week's games, dig into the NFL's hot garbage response to the Lions' 2-point conversion controversy, and lament the lack of quality football next week. We also…
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103. Kickers are People Too (feat. Tyler the Gambler)
Welcome back to the only podcast that is your one stop shop for everything you didn't think you wanted to know about football. Today, The Rambler (Kev), The Gambler (Tyler), and The Back Biter (Will) go all in on the Christmas weekend slate of games. Cam and TC3 are on PTO, so the kids get to…
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102. Throwback Jerseys and Mom's (TJ's) Ravioli
Welcome back to the only podcast zipping through the tubes of the internet to combine in-depth analysis of both professional football and the freezer aisle at Trader Joe's. This week we're breaking down what happened in week 15 around the NFL, including some throwback jersey drama, some New…
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101. The Gang Gets Offsides
Welcome back to the only podcast west of the Mississippi to brush its teeth after every meal. This week we're breaking down last week's games (as per usual) and we spend an inordinate amount of time discussing the officiating in the Chiefs game and the fallout from it. Cam has some dark aura…
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100. Return of the Dark Aura
Welcome back to the only podcast on the web to make it to 100 episodes without selling out to Spotify (#IndependentJournalism) This week we're celebrating a century of Better on Paper with more Better on Paper. Cam gets dark aura about the Chiefs (understandably so), we recap the rest of last...
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99. Cam Hates History and Tradition
Welcome back to the only podcast on this green earth that owns a star (we have a certificate to prove it). This week we're recapping Thanksgiving week (and day) football, good and bad. Cam thinks the Lions should be banned from playing on Thanksgiving and explains his hatred of tradition. We also...
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