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Beware the Hairy Mango

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The monotone madness of Matthew Sanborn Smith

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Episodes

  1. Patronizing Episode 3 – Bibblybots

    It’s the eighth birthday of Beware the Hairy Mango! We’re celebrating with a new episode for almost all of you! If you want to hear even more new shows, head over to my Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith Beware the Patronizing Mango – Episode 3 – Bibblybots by Matthew…

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  2. New Mango episodes on Patreon!

    And we’re back! In a way. I’ve started a Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith and it’s swell! For just one dollar a month you can listen to one new episode a month of my new show, Beware the Patronizing Mango, which is pretty much exactly like Beware the Hairy Mango. The shows...

  3. Episode 334 – Happy Deathday

    It’s the May 31st show! And the last Beware the Hairy Mango ever! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 334 – Happy Deathday by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving...

  4. Episode 333 – Soupworld

    It’s the May 30th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 333 – Soupworld by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving fresher fruit, get even more Mangoes for just a...

  5. Episode 332 – Say Trees

    It’s the May 29th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 332 – Say Trees by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving fresher fruit, get even more Mangoes for just a...

  6. Episode 331 – Harvey Firesteed

    It’s the May 28th show! Check out my tumblr, ALTERED IDS, the blog that features new takes on old characters! http://alteredids.tumblr.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 331 – Harvey Firesteed by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike…

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  7. Donated Episode 8 – The Eyes Have It

    It’s the final Donated show! Finally! Only fourteen months late! This one comes to us by way of David St. Denis! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 8 – The Eyes Have It by Matthew Sanborn Smith and David St. Denis is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0...

  8. Episode 330 – The Capitator

    It’s the May 27th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 330 – The Capitator by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  9. Episode 329 – Hairy Groomer

    It’s the May 26th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 329 – Hairy Groomer by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  10. Episode 328 – Air Sickness

    It’s the May 25th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 328 – Air Sickness by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  11. Episode 327 – Open-Faced Dandridge

    It’s the May 24th show! Subscribe to Aliterate so you can read my latest story, “Rubble People,” later this month! https://www.aliterate.org/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 327 – Open-Faced Dandridge by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons...

  12. Episode 326 – Fire Capades

    It’s the May 23rd show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 326 – Fire Capades by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  13. Episode 325 – Let the Myra Beware

    It’s the May 22nd show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 325 – Let the Myra Beware by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  14. Episode 324 – Off Track Beating

    It’s the May 21st show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 324 – Off Track Beating by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  15. Episode 323 – Cann’tibalism

    It’s the May 20th show! Go read Axe Cop! http://axecop.com/archives/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 323 – Cann’tibalism by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  16. Episode 322 – Ballseye

    It’s the May 19th show! EDIT: Oops. I said this link was in the shownotes, and up to now, I lied. Read many wonderful things, including my story, The Empire State Building Strikes Back!, in “The Museum of All Things Awesome and That Go Boom” here:...

  17. Donated Episode 7 – Waffle Iron Woman

    It’s Katherine Henriksson’s show! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 6 – Waffle Iron Woman by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Katherine Henriksson is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  18. Episode 321 – The More We Get Together

    It’s the May 18th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 321 – The More We Get Together by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  19. Episode 320 – Dilate M for Maternity

    It’s the May 17th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 320 – Dilate M for Maternity by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  20. Episode 319 – With Battered Breath

    It’s the May 16th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 319 – With Battered Breath by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  21. Episode 318 – Socket to Me

    It’s the May 15th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 318 – Socket To Me by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  22. Episode 317 – The Four Apocalypses of the Horsemen

    It’s the May 14th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 317 – The Four Apocalypses of the Horsemen by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  23. Donated Episode 6 – The Ultharmate Sin

    This donated episode is brought to you by James Weber! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 6 – The Ultharmate Sin by Matthew Sanborn Smith and James Weber is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  24. Episode 316 – Tommy’s Split

    It’s the May 13th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 316 – Tommy’s Split by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  25. Episode 315 – Nut Case

    It’s the May 12th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 315 – Nut Case by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  26. Episode 314 – Stinkeye

    It’s the May 11th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 314 – Stinkeye by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  27. Episode 313 – Pants On Dance On

    It’s the May 10th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 313 – Pants On Dance On by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  28. Episode 312 – An Inconvenienced Ruth

    It’s the May 9th show! UPDATE: Just discovered I called this a donated Mango at the beginning of the show. It is not. It’s just a regular old hairy one.

  29. Episode 311 – Solar, So Good

    It’s the May 8th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 311 – Solar, So Good by Matthew Sanborn is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  30. Episode 310 – Utility Stink

    It’s the May 7th show! Finally. Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 310 – Utility Stink by Matthew Sanborn is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  31. Episode 309 – Story Title

    Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 309 – Story Title by Matthew Sanborn is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  32. Episode 308 – Strawberry Roughies

    Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 308 – Strawberry Roughies by Matthew Sanborn is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  33. Episode 307 – Smooshin’

    Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 307 – Sooshin’ by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  34. Episode 306 – Runnin’ With the Deviled Eggs

    Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 306 – Running With the Deviled Eggs by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  35. Episode 305 – Dinner for Floor

    WARNING: You might find this one is gross. Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 305 – Dinner for Floor by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  36. Episode 304 – One Hold Barred

    It’s MuchoMangoMayo 2016! The event that YOU made happen! you bastards Don’t get your hopes up that more than ten percent of these will be on time! Let’s go! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 304 – One Hold Barred by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons...

  37. Donated Episode 5 – Trundlefly

    Today’s donor is Mr. ARM! Look at his amazing website! And check out this awesome Trundle Manor doc by Jason Mileto! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 5 – Trundlefly by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Mr. ARM is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International...

  38. Episode 289 – Skeasy Rider

    It’s the May 31st, 2015 show! MuchoMangoMayo 2015 is finally over! Only ten and a half months late!

  39. Episode 288 – Let Them Eat Everything

    It’s the May 30th, 2015 show! Yes, you read that right!

  40. Donated Episode 4 – Professor Nutty

    It’s the Paresh Solanki episode! And today’s his birthday! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 4 – Professor Nutty by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Paresh Solanki is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  41. Donated Episode 3 – Underware

    It’s the Simon Hildebrandt episode! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 3 – Underware by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Simon Hildebrandt is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  42. Donated Episode 2 – The Short, Hot Summer

    It’s the Pete Jones episode, everyone! Thanks, Pete! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 2 – The Short, Hot Summer by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Pete Jones is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  43. Donated Episode 1 – Carl’s Wurst

    Thank Laurence Simon for this episode! Follow him on Twitter! Check out his site and read his many 100 word stories! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 1 – Carl’s Wurst by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Laurence Simon is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0...

  44. Episode 303 – Laverne and Shirley Temple

    Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 303 – Laverne and Shirley Temple by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  45. Episode 302 – She’s Got the Whole World in Her Pants

    Follow Craig Webster, the brilliant mind behind “Do Not Go Gentle Into That Fruit Salad” on Twitter at https://twitter.com/skellyrocker! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 302 – She’s Got the Whole World in Her Pants by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons...

  46. Episode 301 – Noobs

    Give the Mango a new hairdo! The Mango is your marble, you are its hammer and chisel! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 301 – Noobs by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  47. Episode 287 – Undersourcing

    It’s the May 29th episode! And, oh, yeah! Here’s that awesome giraffe story: Giraffe Cyborg Cleans House! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 287 – Undersourcing by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  48. Episode 299 – Bar Juice

    Bar Bar Bar: The story is now live! Go enjoy my tale, “Giraffe Cyborg Cleans House!” http://www.diabolicalplots.com/dp-fiction-9-giraffe-cyborg-cleans-house-by-matthew-sanborn-smith/ Then leave comments! Tell everyone in your social media circles! Throw parties that celebrate my existence!

  49. Episode 198 (I mean 298) – Inapparent Apparel

    Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 298 – Inapparent Apparel by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

  50. Episode 297 – Blow Me Down

    Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 297 – Blow Me Down by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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