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Beyond Help (A Sinclair Wants to Help! Multi-part Adventure)
by Cardboard Productions
Beyond Help is a mutli-episode epic starring the mildly malicious million-year old minor-level deity, Sinclair, who meets a mysterious woman who has taken on the persona of The Daylight, a legendary vampire hunter. They must travel together to Ireland, on a journey to slay a vampire who haunts both of their pasts- Countess Sanguine Amanto. Featuring an all star cast from across the world of independent audio drama, Beyond Help is a massive adventure serial that will bring you back to those late Saturday nights watching anime and action cartoons that were just a *little* out of your age range.
Episodes
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The Beyond Help Hiatus-iversary Spectacular!
What do you do when a show with three episodes is gone for a whole year and still doesn't have a new episode? You throw a party, of course! Join Sinclair, The Ghost of Orson Welles, and Tales the Legally Distinct Fox as they celebrate the occasion with existential dread, emotional trauma, and a...
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Beyond Help Episode 4/20: I Threw Out The Story
Beyond Help returns! ....? Okay, not really. In this combination 4/20 and belated April Fool's Day Special, Sinclair is enjoying his hashy holiday with his sidekick, Tales, the legally distinct fox who, yes, has only appeared thus far in a 50 second post episode promo. The Ghost of Orson Welles...
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Sinclair's Self-Indulgent Crossover Christmas (Experimental) Extravaganza!
Join Sinclair for a mid-mid-hiatus sci-fi Christmas adventure pushing the limits of copyright law! He teams up with one of fiction's most legendary figures with a PhD and hijinks ensue! (These events take place between episodes 2 and 3 of Beyond Help) CW: Sci-fi violence, loud noises, irreverent...
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Beyond Help Special Announcement!
An Important Beyond Help Announcement
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Episode 3: Funerals and Chases
Beyond Help continues as The Daylight awakens to find herself captured by Confederate soldiers of a supernatural persuasion: vampires, werewolves, bug monsters, and creatures beyond time and space making up the ranks of this motely battalion. Soon, The Daylight finds herself face to face with the...
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Feed Swap! SCP Research Archives: "SCP-3166"
Episode 3 of Beyond Help still needs a bit more time, so in the meantime, check out an episode from a friend of the show, SCP Research Archives. But not before Sinclair makes a quick hello, with a sneak peek at the next episode of Beyond Help! SCP Content Warnings: Depictions of bodily harm, a…
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A Special Message From The Ghost of Orson Welles
Reuploaded with a much less obnoxious echo! Episode 3 of Beyond Help isn't quite ready for release, but that doesn't mean the world of the story has stopped moving. Here's a message from Sinclair's dearly departed but ever present friend, The Ghost of Orson Welles, popping out to say hello well...
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Beyond Help Episode 2: Let Them Cry, "Dirty Traitor!"
Content Warning:Historical war violence, depictions of historical figures, discussion of history, use of firearms, use of firearms, alcohol use, character death, irreverent humor and song lyrics, and adult language. The adventure continues as Sinclair and The Daylight begin their travels…
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Beyond Help Episode 1: Me Here, at Last, on the Ground
Content Warnings:Irreverent humor and song lyrics, loud noises, use of firearms, public displays of violence, character death, use of alcohol, and adult language. The long trip starts here! Sinclair, a million-year-old minor level deity with a penchant for vagrancy and financial scheming, has…
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Beyond Help Promo Trailer
Premiering May 10th!It's finally time- Beyond Help premieres this May! Sinclair returns on a journey with a mysterious vampire hunter, called The Daylight. Together, they meet friends and enemies from Sinclair's past as they make their way to Ireland, so The Daylight can have a final…
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Beyond Help Preview Trailer - Premiering this May!
It's finally time- Beyond Help premieres this May! Sinclair returns on a journey with a mysterious vampire hunter, called The Daylight. Together, they meet friends and enemies from Sinclair's past as they make their way to Ireland, so The Daylight can have a final confrontation with the Vampire…
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2025 Public Domain Special!
Ring in the new year with Sinclair, as he goes over some of the new entries in the United States Public Domain! He's joined by a special guest, right from the 2025 Public Domain class, Popeye the Sailor! This episode includes irreverent humor, and references to politics and depictions of…
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A Drunkard's Christmas Carol (Or; Sinclair's Roasting on an Open Fire)
Sinclair is back, just in time for the Holidays! The daffy deity just wants to enjoy a lonely Christmas with his cat, a copious count of cocktails, and enough Detroit-style pizza to feed the militia of a small state. But a visit from the ghost of an occasional business associate drags Sinclair…
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Full Interview with Sinclair: MeevTeevNeev News
Sinclair's full interview with MeevTeevNeev News, a preview of the upcoming audio drama series "Beyond Help" The Changeling Reporter was played by AJ Fidalgo Kaleidoscope was played by Jess McCoy The Screaming Voice was Alyssa Roldan and Lauren Tucker appeared as Countess Sanguine Amanto....
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Breaking News Update: Sinclair has been Found!
After months of absence, Sinclair, the million-year-old minor deity with the attention span of a millisecond, has been found! Hear the exclusive story here first, then listen to the full interview with Sinclair, coming soon! The Changeling Reporter was played by AJ Fidalgo
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Mane finem cogito vestrum. Loquor cum amicis meis, cogito de te.et sciunt? Est animum amitto.
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Duality: Uncut
Happy Holidays!The full audio drama mini-series, in its entirety. Sinclair must protect a human from the persistent affections of a vampire countess, a job he thinks should be easy enough. But Sanguine Amanto is the kind of challenge Sinclair hasn't had in a long time. And can he protect someone...
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Duality Part 4: The Conclusion
Ian has gone to Sanguine, leaving Riley Kiley and Sinclair forced to put aside their issues and try to rescue him. But does Sinclair's plan put Ian in even more danger? Check out the conclusion of Duality! content warnings: Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death,...
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Duality Part 3
Sinclair and Sanguine have another discussion over dinner, and Ian receives a package in the mail. content warnings: Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy
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The Duality Drinking Game! (Part 3 Premieres November 23!)
Enjoying Duality? Then here's a way to enjoy it more! Drink up and get ready for Part 3 of the limited event series on November 23rd.
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Duality Part 2
In the second part of Duality, Sinclair meets Ian's best friend and learns just how committed Sanguine is to acquiring him. Sinclair teaches them both about vampires and goes to meet an old friend of his for help. content warnings:Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse,...
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Duality: Part 1
In the first part of a multi-part story, Sinclair meets the meek journalist Ian Price, and takes on the job of protecting him from the advances of a beautiful and terrifying vampire Countess, Sanguine Amanto. content warnings:Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death,...
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Premiering Oct. 27th! Duality: A Sinclair Wants to Help! Limited Series (Trailer)
In his first full-cast audio drama, Sinclair faces his most dangerous opponent yet, when he's contracted to protect amateur journalist Ian Price from vampire noblewoman Countess Sanguine Amanto, who has decided that Ian shall become her newest servant. Sinclair must find a way to protect Ian...
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Happy First Year Anniversary! Madison on the Air x Sinclair Wants to Help: The Lady With The Golden Hair
Happy one-year anniversary! Sinclair is still busy with his latest case, but has left you a special message for the celebration, along with his recent crossover with Madison on the Air, now available on this feed. And get ready for more stories, coming very, very soon.
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Sinclair's Outgoing Voicemail #1 (Hear him on the newest Madison On the Air!)
Send us a textSinclair is still busy with a new job, but you can hear him on September 1st in a crossover episode with Madison on the Air! Listen to Madison on the Air wherever you listen to podcasts, or check out the show's website below! Thank you Chrisi Talyn Saje for making this crossover a...
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The Mail Gaze
Send us a textIn this episode, Sinclair teaches about the dangers of reading other people's mail. Go ahead, take a peek!Content Warning: References to historical tragedy and terroristic acts.
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Sinclair Pays the Piper
Send us a textSinclair has been hired to hunt down the Pied Piper of Hamelin, to take revenge for what was taken from the village. Don't blow off this story! Content Warning: References to human trafficking, implications of child abuse, depictions of violence, and depictions of animal death.
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Spring Update!
Send us a textIt's a long overdue update for Spring, talking about upcoming episodes, the Audio Verse Awards, my physical form, and even answering a letter from a fan!
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The Big Wheel
Send us a textSinclair returns with a story of technology and innovation from the dawn of time! Let the good times roll!A special thanks to the Not-Quite-Ready-for-Primitive-Time Players, who are:Jacob BirksClay ClarkRen
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Sinclair Returns this Spring!
Send us a textSinclair Wants to Help! A Supernatural Self-Help Podcast returns this Spring! Catch up on the series now, and get ready for three all-new stories of horror and hilarity! Need Advice from Sinclair? Email the show at [email protected], and the goofy god will read your...
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2023 New Year's Resolution Special!
Send us a textHappy New Year! Join Sinclair as he offers advice on how to stay focused on your New Year's Resolutions, featuring letters written by some of your favorite audio drama podcasters! It's a great start to a year we've all been dreading! A Special Thanks to the shows who contributed...
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December Update!
Send us a textHere are important updates for the show going into the end of the year!
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Tiny Tim, Who Did Not Die: The Sinclair Wants to Help! Holiday Spectacular
Send us a textEbeneezer Scrooge has gone mad, Tiny Tim has become immortal, The Krampus is enraged, and Sinclair, the million-year-old minor-level deity, is going to find a way to profit from it. Because isn't that what the holidays are really about? Unwrap this special episode of Sinclair Wants…
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November Update!
Send us a textHello everyone, Sinclair here! This is the first of the monthly update episodes I'll be doing to let you all know what's going on with the show, as well as talk about other things on occasion. If you love the show, there's exciting news you won't want to miss.
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Halloween Mini-Episode: A Well-Done is Rare, For a Medium
Send us a textIn this Halloween mini-episode, Sinclair tells a ghostly tale of psychic mediums, family loyalty, copious irony, and Cajun accents. Consider it a little treat for the season.
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Episode 3:The Checkmate Killings
Send us a textIn this episode of Sinclair Wants to Help!, Sinclair tells a story of zealous worship, raucous music, and the brutal murder of beloved royal icons. You can't help falling in love with this bizarre mystery told by Sinclair the Soultradesmen!Content Warning:Depiction of crime scene,...
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Episode 2:The Life and Times of Milo Pendry
Send us a textIn this installment of Sinclair Wants to Help!, Sinclair tells the story of one of his dear friends, Milo Pendry, America's Happiest Executioner. You'll hear how he became beloved by townsfolk and condemned prisoners alike, how he crusaded against the electric chair, and how he…
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(psst. don't start here any more. check description) Episode 1: The Last Red Scent
The series has undergone a soft reboot! Please only come here if you've listened to Beyond Help Episodes 1 and 2 and are curious about what the show was like before. ...and if you can tolerate really bad editing, as opposed to kind of bad editing. Updated and Improved mix and cut! In the first...
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Sinclair Wants to Help! Volume 1 Trailer
Send us a textSinclair Wants to Help! Volume 1 contains three hilarious and bizarre short stories told with a flair that only its host, the million-year-old minor-level deity Sinclair The Soultradesman can supply. Coming this Fall!
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Beyond Help is a mutli-episode epic starring the mildly malicious million-year old minor-level deity, Sinclair, who meets a mysterious woman who has taken on the persona of The Daylight, a legendary vampire hunter. They must travel together to Ireland, on a journey to slay a vampire who haunts both of their pasts- Countess Sanguine Amanto. Featuring an all star cast from across the world of independent audio drama, Beyond Help is a massive adventure serial that will bring you back to those late Saturday nights watching anime and action cartoons that were just a *little* out of your age range.
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Cardboard Productions
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Beyond Help is a mutli-episode epic starring the mildly malicious million-year old minor-level deity, Sinclair, who meets a mysterious woman who has taken on the persona of The Daylight, a legendary vampire hunter. They must travel together to Ireland, on a journey to slay a vampire who haunts both...
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