BiD: Break it Down • Gilmore Girls

Original Air Date:November 25, 2016BiD Recording Date:May 16, 2026I can’t spend anymore time and energy on artifice and bullshit.B&D reach the end of Gilmore girls at last, and enjoy 2 Pop Tarts apiece before those Final Four Words. Blondist Coffee Non-Snob Danny is thrilled to see Peter & Jason, but repulsed by the Life & Death Brigade trash.  Briana is inspired by Emily’s breeziness and captivated by LG’s poignant phone call. As we cackle once again over topics like aging and bad hair, we’d like to thank our vastly international fan(s?) for the faraway support. Pop Tart Pause: Pop Tarts

Original Air Date:November 25, 2016BiD Recording Date:May 2, 2026Can we talk about this at home?This IS home.Does Brian McKnight ever cross your mind…anytime…? He does for B&D, as does falling asleep to TV.  We’ve got some hot takes for this penultimate episode: They don’t know what to do with Gg in summer because they’ve never had to. Rory is an alcoholic. A Hot Woman is hard to define. Even a 2x Tony-winner can stumble. Jess = Brenda. People can be on good terms with exes. Jack should not be short for John. All this and a can of ESPeach sparkling water, too! Pop Tart Pause: Sparkling Water

Original Air Date:November 25, 2016BiD Recording Date:April 19, 2026Sorry - did I accidentally step into 2003?As we lose our hair, we gain a smorgasbord of cameos - from Mr. Kim to LG’s Best Gay to LG’s other daughter Mae! In an episode full of a “wanting more” theme, we pine for more Bathroom Breakdown Paris and one night stands for Lorelai. Also: Will B&D be responsible for AYITL Part 2??Pop Tart Pause: Tea and Coffee

Original Air Date:November 25, 2016BiD Recording Date:April 11, 2026I don’t wanna have sex with anyone EVER.B&D step, step back into the gazebo and the world of Gilmore girls (sans theme song)!  This is only the third watch of A Year in the Life for both of them. Paris’ hair is great, Lane’s is not, and Paul is treated poorly. B&D are amused by Luke’s updated sign, horrified by César’s geri curls, and relieved Michel is finally out and proud. The nostalgic  guest stars and callbacks, as well as the seamless characterization continuation and “reacting acting,” are worthy of praise - just don’t call it “giving 🌼 🌺 “! Pop Tart Pause: Tea and Coffee

Original Air Date:May 15, 2007BiD Recording Date:March 22, 2026I just like to see you happy.The 22 numerology for this series finale is wild! Danny is tickled by Emmy and rollercoaster shoutouts, while Briana defends being unfocused at work and despises “networking.” While we miss Paris and Mama, we LOVE Lane and L&L in the rain. The number crunching continues with 7 seasons of stats, all of which leads us back to Lorelai. Next stop: A Year in the Life! Pop Tart Pause: Luke's Breakfast