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The Fat One returns to rfinish recapping the weekend which included sportsball, Book Club books arrival, Big Brother, a trip to Sam’s Club and more. Happy National Linguine Day.

The Fat One kicks off the week by beginning his recap of the weekend which included nattering about cinnamon brooms, clean sheets, rain, the Nip and Friday at Fatty’s. Plus there’s some reflection on the world BF lives in. Happy National Creme-filled doughnut day.

Here’s the recap of last week’s shows.

The Fat One closes out the week with some words about the 25th anniversirarium of 9-11 before recapping his day in Fat Acres. He’s very tired on today’s LITTLE show and he’s blaming his vaccinations but it could be because he’s just fat. But there’s a voiceletter, a letter from Patty, Patty Bacon and lots … Continue reading BFO4851 – Movin’ Kinda Slow

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included outdoor Nippa Walking, sportsball, a haircut, the coupon, the Apple Snack event, two vaccines and a Book Club update. Happy National Ants on a Log Day.

After some Mexican “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One natters about his day in Fat Acres which included the end of the current book club, a reminder about today’s Apple Snack event and chatter about Miss Norrah O’Donnell‘s return to the table with Gayle and Nate/. Happy National “I Love Food” Day.

The Fat One is back to finish recapping the weekend before giving serval gas reports, a voiceletter lime report and some programming reminders. Happy National Date Nut Bread Day.

The Fat One is back as he starts to recap his weekend but only gets through Thursday because he natters about the Jerry Lewis Telethon that ended in 2010. But there’s plenty of nattering about Big Brother, Ruination: The Early Years and a new Gentleman Caller. Happy National Salami Day.

Here’s a recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included sportsball, Big Brother and Seniorcize plus there’s a voiceletter, some Breaking News and some very sad news at the end. Happy National Macadamia Nut Day.

The Faat One returns with a jam-packed LITTLE show recapping his day in Fat Acres which included a visit from the yard guy, sportsball, reading the e-letters, the coupon, a gentleman caller and much more. Happy National Welsh Rarebit Day

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One offers up another FUQ from the SSQD before recapping his day in Fat Acres. BUT, there’s enough time for a second FUQ at the end of the LITTLE show PLUS some breaking news. Happy National Grits for Bruffcuss Day.

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One kicks off Septembra with a recap of his day which included sportsball, the LFC, a visit from the Nip, Big Brother, a gentleman caller and a report on a Lost Wages trip. Happy National Cherry Popover Day.

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One closes out the month with a recap of his weekend which included Big Brother nattering, Friday at Fatty’s with a special guest, a trip to Sam’s, gas reports, clean sheets and sportsball. Happy NationalTrail Mix Day.

Here’s the recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

The Fat One closes out the week with an explanation of the full moon plus he tackles another FUQ from the SSQD and Miss Bacon before recapping his day. Happy National Cherry Turnover Day.

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included a trip to Shady Pines, sportsball, Apple Snack reading, nippy walking, the coupon and watching quiz programs. Don’t forget that the 1,000th episode of Big Brother is TONIGHT at 8pm in the evening in the only time zone that … Continue reading BFO4840 – iPhone Origami

The Fay One returns with some new music and starts off with some sad news that’s sweeping the globe. Afterwards, he has another FUQ from the SSQD before recapping his day which included reading, Seniorcize class, a scratch-off and lots of forgetful nattering. Happy National Cherry Popsicle Day.

The Fat One returns with the culmination of the weekend recap plus there’s a couple of FUQs from the SSQD, an “Ask Big Fatty” question and some fiddlin’ around with a computra program recommended by Daniel Bieber. Happy National Banana Split Day.

The Fat One returns with the recap of a very busy weekend which included a visit from Daniel and Adam, Friday at Fatty’s, brunch at Page’s Okra Grill, a museum tour, cheese, Big Brother, Mystery Date and so much more. Happy National Waffle Day.

Here’s the recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

The Fat One closes out the week with another FUQ and lots of nattering about his day which included Big Brother, Seniorcize, cheese and some e-letter chat. Happy National Sweet Tea Day.

The Fat One is back with the return of FUQ Month (actually it’s becoming a season). There’s also a scratch-off, a recap of the day which includes the coupon and lots of nattering. Happy National Bacon Lover’s Day!

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One finishes catching everyone up on the Hot Dog Down a Hallway weekend which resumes with the cliffhanger from yesterday’s LITTLE show and continues with nattering about the weather, a repeat gentleman caller, an overview of the pool party plus the trip home. And there’s even enough time … Continue reading BFO4834 – Feeling No Pain

The Fat One returns with some items from the www, textimoniums and e-letters before beginning to recap the weekend which included a gentleman caller, a tragic discovery at the Capri Lounge, Big Brother and an Emergency which end in a cliffhanger. Happy NationalSoft Ice Cream Day.

The Fat One returns to the Villa with lots of nattering plus there are giftettes and a special voiceletter from the #1 fan. Happy National Vanilla Custard Day.

Here’s the recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

The Fat One is at the “Hot Dog Down a Hallway” weekend but took time to record today’s LITTLE show prior to departure. There’s an “Ask Big Fatty” question and several other voiceletters that FINALLY get played… in fact, the voiceletter box is EMPTY. Happy National Creamsicle Day.

Before departing for the Horrah Hotel, the Fat One opens several cards and plays several voiceletters before recapping his day which included 9 hours and 10 minutes of sleep, sportsball, the coupon and much more. Happy National Filet Mignon Day.

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One tries to catch up on LOTS of things and explain some kerfuffles but still has still to visit the Hamp Map, open some cards and a giftette, mention some of the 70th Celebration wishes, add some sportsball talk and there was even a gentleman caller! Happy NationalJulienne … Continue reading BFO4829 – WOO ?OO!

The Fat One is back and, following appropriate protocols, begins to open some of his giftettes before being sidetracked by Big Brother nattering and resuming the weekend update. Happy National Panini Day.

The Fat One is back as he starts the recap of the weekend which included lots of nattering about Platinum celebrations, Big Brother, a returning Gentleman Caller and a special voiceletter. Happy National S’Mores Day.

Here’s the recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

The Fat One closes out the week by catching up on some stories from his list and also recaps his day which included LOTS of rain, sportsball, Big Brother, Seniorcize and an unexpected giftette. Happy National Raspberry Cream Day.

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included a lobster roll, some Nip shenanigans, a gas report, the coupon and Avery confused Stinkpot voiceletter. Happy National Root Beer Float Day.

After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One FINALLY finishes nattering about the weekend which included more observations about “The Puzzle” musical, helping The Nip with a new iPhone, sportsball, Big Brother, free candies, Seniorcize class and more. Happy National Oyster Day (vile).

The Fat One is back with Part 2 of the weekend report (and still doesn’t finish) but reads several e-letters prior to continuing the recap which included a gentleman caller, attendance at the Charleston premiere of “The Puzzle” and a final bit of info on the Cement Pond party. Happy National Chocolate Chip Cookrie Day.

The Fat One is back in the Villa with an interesting technology story before nattering about Big Brother, the Cement Pond Party and more. Happy National “Grab Some Nuts” Day. HONK!

Here’s a recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

The Fat One kicks off LITTLE Show Memory Lane Week by taking it right off the track. There’s nattering about the Old Gal and ice cream, a total downtown moment in the SSQD FUQ segment, an unexplained explanation about the Friiiiiiiday LITTLE show, some Big Brother nattering and more Shenanigans from Gayle and King. Happy … Continue reading BFO4817 – Tights and Fees

Here’s a recap of last week’s LITTLE shows.

The Fat One closes out the week with a review of his day which included several unsuccessful gentleman caller invitations, some Big Brother talk, Seniorcize class, sportsball, a brand new recipe and an e-letter from Patty, Patty Bacon. Happy National Tequila Day.

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included a visit from Hortensia, supper at Page’s Okra Grill, a gentleman caller, a trip to the Von’s East which featured some Shenanigans and a special way to celebrate as we remember friends of the LITTLE show. Happy National Vanilla Ice Cream Day.