Bike is Short for Bichael

0:10 James is still here0:35 It’s vosotros not ustedes. I misspoke.1:06 What are we gonna do for 100?1:50 This is a podcast2:23 “I tell no one I’m recording this”3:09 James is privileged4:35 James loves the Italian magpie impression6:22 Donkey cart6:45 Everyone is in white, we’re in black7:15 All ABBA music7:55 Instrumental Money Money Money9:00 Zebraaaasssss11:04 Location Table Numbers13:45 Five course tasting menu17:01 Lilo and Stitch17:49 Stitch knows18:15 Are they invited?19:00 Perdita and Pongo22:14 One bowl per day22:00 Make your own wine23:00 The process is confidential and complicated24:05 No laws on your wedding day27:41 Hire a wedding coordinator29:30 buy our course31:17 “I think we’ve done the bit.”32:45 Pay us to edit our podcast

0:13 We’re YouTubers now0:45 Welcome Séamus2:18 Guest is marrying a host3:00 James is a true cyclist4:30 vegetarian BBQ6:30 Potential Yellowstone spoiler7:46 Why we’re here8:20 Gordon Ramsey10:07 Sealand in California12:00 Classroom toilet15:15 James defending all boys16:00 Toy soldiers17:20 Do you want to make an admission? No.19:40 Leprechauns 20:20 School sanctioned leprechaun hunting23:45 Tooter24:15 Tutor25:45 Remote control26:30 Fast = Most Popular28:30 Drinking and driving assembly33:45 Quicksand35:01 The moon follows you35:35 Imagining a person running next to the car

00:00 - Phoebe eats dust00:33 - Applebees?2:11 - the Elephant in the Room3:42 - Super Bowl Chat6:01 - Katherine and Maddie are wrong about the Super Bowl7:19 - Dog Update8:59 - movieS!9:50 - A Rodent…11:32 - Green Skin12:13 - a monster saves a princess12:28 - Another much more descriptive movie13:08 - llama13:48 - A movie Katherine hasn’t seen14:42 - Fish15:05 - a totally unrelated movie from Katherine15:49 - a dead person or a dog16:35 - Imaginary Friends17:15 - Weird Little Guys17:56 - Who Are We Kidding It’s Cocaine Bear18:18 - Clan of Cannibals18:43 - Velocipastor19:15 - Movie and TV Show20:40 - Hot Frosty Again21:19 - Orphan22:57 - Sneak Peek

00:00 - Maddie makes a promise she can't keep1:35 - Happy Brigid's Day2:30 - Punxsutawney Phil4:00 - Four Booms???5:08 - Costco :) 6:30 - iPad Auto Zoom7:07 - Liquid IV Sponsorship7:29 - Katherine's Cocktail Recipe8:23 - Quiche 10:00 - Enchiladas 11:36 - Tiramisu 15:28 - Rice Krispies Treats 18:08 - a sandwich 19:25 - a grilled cheese sandwich, specifically20:30 - Appz!21:27 - Mozzarella Sticks with a Twist 23:12 - Tuna Crackers 24:28 - Orange Creamsicle 25:26 - Cuppa Tea26:40 - That’s All, Folks

0:15 How do you think we should begin? 0:35 A pizza story 2:45 An AC unit story 3:34 Have you been holding space this week? 4:03 Son of a….lovely woman 5:55 Rental swans 8:30 Hay is a fire hazard 9:33 Candy cane flavor: toothpaste or good? 11:00 Mascot made a candy cane pancake and then left 12:40 What’s your take on Santa? 12:37 The Santa Clause sequels are TRASH 13:45 Hot Frosty discussion 17:43 Christmas desserts 18:43 Gift guide 20:20 CVS gift card 21:23 Cosy cosy Christmas 22:10 Spoiler-there was no announcement 23:45 Holding space for Bichael

0:00 Bichael if we were a YouTube channel 0:53 What are we going to do for our hundredth episode? 1:39 Shalom 2:34 One like = one prayer 3:23 Maddie learned that her actions matter 5:38 New segment - Maddie eats a dental chew 6:42 Guessing what kind of Reeses is in the Advent calendar 7:00 “I should start gambling” 8:27 brief break 10:05 Spotify wrapped stats 10:43 4% increase in followers 13:06 The dog hates trash bags 14:16 Pet Peeves 15:01 Ivory Coast v Ireland flag 16:23 Oven number 18:01 My neighbor had a pet named peeve growing up 19:23 African Grey 20:22 “The parrot might outlive me.” 22:45 When people are wearing a black turtleneck and some AirPods 24:00 Burgers should come with fries 26:55 FaceTiming without headphones 27:32 Walking and seeing other people 28:41 Pet pet peeve 29:30 Gender reveals with wine glasses 30:00 Maddie is left speechless 32:55 Holding space is so Bichael coded 34:00 Elf on a shelf 35:18 Katherine is pro Santa - you heard it here first

0:00 - episode 100 predictions  1:00 - will Phoebe throw up?  2:28 - Katherine’s bike got stolen  7:00 - This is a 9-1-1 podcast now  10:30 - Eras tour update (reputation TV clowning)  14:30 - the little fire engine  18:15 - ideal brunch  21:45 - no time for today’s topic I guess 22:00 - JAAQ 29:15 - byeee

0:00 – Maddie has a secret and it’s not bangs 5:58 – Bichael is popping off (11 streams)  6:58 – Katherine went to brunch  8:43 – Birmingham aka the Hat Story  16:53 – Dog with a Hint of Lyme  20:31 – Should we get into our segment?  21:13 – Hello, I am George, 22:11 – Mrs. Janet E. George 23:48 – George Khalid by Name  24:40 – Dr. Peter Chan 25:12 – Hello I am Julianna  26:13 – E-Bike Sponsor  28:06 – Listener write-ins  28:24 – Who the hell do you think you are?  31:00 – One Hit Wonders 33:30 – Harry Potter  35:45 – Corduroy Skin or Fish for Bones?  37:51 – Have you ever been in a firetruck?  39:34 – Does Katherine like canned tuna?  41:23 – Is cereal soup?  44:10 – Round Trip Ticket and $2 to Spend  46:52 – Celebrity Interactions (Ed Sheeran?, Lewis Capaldi, David Spade) 52:19 – Random Hating on L.A.  Email [email protected]

We’re bacccckkkkk. Did you miss us? We missed you.  0:40 It’s been 14 months  1:02 Bichael brings joy  1:32 We’re kinda funny  2:40 three words: laughter, danny, devito  3:35 live, laugh, love  4:21 we have caught everyone up  4:49 fiance update  6:25 podcasts in COVID were people reading Reddit posts 8:00 AITA for serving two different types of cakes 10:32 Florida = pineapples 11:24 even Monterey Jack 15:14 it’s discrimination to serve two different kinds of cakes 17:42 AITA for sharing a funny story with a new hire 18:15 “Poopy McPoopersteinburg” 22:13 Your coworkers are not fun 24:10 AITA for hating LaCroix? 24:25 It tastes like sunscreen 25:14 AITA for saying a naturally essenced water is not plain water 27:40 Look in the mirror at each other 28:19 AITA for not having catering 28:58 We’re big disney fans 29:54 “Food available at the venue” 32:10 Private dinner with Mickey and Minnie is worse 34:30 Lilo and Stitch are coming to Katherine’s wedding 36:05 blurry picture of stitch 38:15 AITA for refusing to say my roommate’s name? 40:08 AITA for pretending to not recognise my friend whenever I see her? 43:00 AITA for gaslighting all my listeners? 43:18 My bicycle and I run a podcast 48:05 James asks a question: JAAQ 48:22 What would happen if you just let all the pets in the world free? 50:05 “I need to go to the sewer” 53:40 Going back to the rats

0:06 Hi Maddie Hi Katherine 0:50 The Italian French Border 1:38 Maddie forgot Katherine’s birthday 3:38 Remember Maddie’s birthday episode? 4:35 This week has felt like over a year 5:40 Sometimes podcasts enlist all their episodes 6:16 This podcast is for no one 8:48 Unrewarding conversation 9:02 Do you remember a time before podcasts when you just had conversations? 11:14 How do you know someone else’s name? 13:00 Maddie laughs so hard she cries 14:06 Mini bus 15:00 the USA is a long drive from Italy 16:07 It could be you your friend another friend and another friend 17:13 So you know email? 17:37 My thumbs are just too big 18:08 Carting around your desktop computer is the worst 19:04 Pay him like a buck 22:57 The Big Room 23:30 It’s Amazon in person 24:38 Katherine’s brothers are logged in to Maddie’s mom’s DisneyPlus 25:57 Tubi 26:22 Maddie is paying to watch Instagram Reels 29:30 THE newspaper 33:21 ESPN 34:50 I can tell you don’t like it 36:11 You know the Titanic? 36:47 How much would this cost??? 38:03 No shoes 38:30 We did it one time before 45:00 airbnbs 48:45 texting Mom 49:23 That was a good enough amount of businesses 49:45 still being recognized in the wild 53:28 M&M colours 54:29 I love pools 55:03 Pay a guy a buck

A bonus clip to celebrate our 40th episode. This is a throwback to Summer Episode 31 and is us struggling with the ice cube tray for about 5 minutes. PLEASE ONLY LISTEN TO THIS IF YOU ARE ON OUR PATREON. THIS IS THE HONOUR SYSTEM. THANK YOU.

7:45 Still Lemonade 8:24 Saw a giant Lidl 10:42 What we ate in Killarney 11:50 Mr Rogers puzzle 13:52 What is covid? 23:28 Cracker Barrell 29:01 Katherine memorized It Wasn’t Me 29:38 Guards were called (guards = police) 33:07 Mean tiktok comments

0:02 Katherine talks to herself for a bit 1:36 Middle Class today or millionaire forever ago 3:10 Building a tree house 6:56 We fight about Disneyland and word and Tarzan and Swiss family 8:48 “Katherine, listen to me.”-Maddie 12:03 Sharks are generally misunderstood 13:17 Mary’s donkey

This was recorded in February 2022 but is being posted in May 2022 ooops! 1:23 Maddie will sit in the cry room 3:08 If you didn’t have to sleep and people found out about it, that would suck 3:20 Sleep is an excuse to not do things 7:20 Intelligent and Poor 9:22 “I am a public fool” -Maddie 12:12 Maddie tries to make a joke 13:25 Choose Your Own Adventure 17:30 rip in peace 20:31 It wasn’t even Lent and now it’s barely Easter

5:35 Who and why is listening 6:32 Maddie learns about ND burning down 8:50 ornament story 10:00 pretending electric towers are the Eiffel Tower is the height of comedy 12:06 Dump on Mary Todd’s bed 12:49 Us listing out fave jokes 13:50 Lent 17:02 creative ministry 18:05 shot of olive oil 22:12 We both never got COVID 22:45 We don’t owe our listeners anything 22:47 We don’t have any listeners

Bichael, where the hell have you been. loca? 2:25 We are humble 4:30 The abandoned Dunnes 8:15 Celebrate Valentine’s Day rigorously 10:55 Tequila 12:48 Glee’s impact on humanity 20:00 T swizzle again 23:50 The delay is killing me with these songs 24:25 What a surprise “On My Way” is being played 25:20 This podcast is about entertaining the two of us and no one else bye 26:48 “I’m going to go feral for the reputation re release” -Maddie

Today we go back in time and bring three things. One useful thing. One useless thing. One thing that would actively hinder our time in England. While in in the past we worry about keeping the phones that we brought filled with battery but little do we know, once the phones die we get zapped back to 2022. 0:02 COVID?? 0:20 professional opening 0:24 Katherine’s favourite joke where she pretends she doesn’t know someone 0:40 two people who have hosted a podcast for over a year but have never met 0:59 quoting the Bible 2:03 MATH 2:15 57 have prime number energy but it’s not 3:00 salsa authentica 4:08 broiling tortillas 8:30 filipino cupid 11:20 The Grandma in Encanto is kinda bitch 14:02 we get one good week 15:10 Today we are going to medieval England 16:55 It counts as one item cause you put it in a basket 21:20 somehow the phone is connecting to wifi 22:41 Tiktoks and a lava lamp 26:07 There’s no one around and you won’t get caught for stealing the sheep 28:01 What’s a bitch? 28:55 Eight deblunes 29:47 This is dumb 31:08 Yeoldepubbe 31:38 Ye olde public house 36:20 Maddie tried a British accent 37:10 Katherine is related to a real witch

Before we get to today’s topic we talk about Encanto, Google docs, swimming, the elephant in the room, and balloons. 1:09 It’s a really funny story 3:19 Hopefully we don’t get copyright stricken 4:43 Tio means uncle in Spanish 11:30 I feel physically like I’m falling apart 13:49 I have no idea what was said during that song 14:36 Loophole. They are singing about Bruno, not talking about him 25:35 Text if you want to watch the movie together 27:05 Google doc limit 29:00 Training 30:06 Commit to the bit 3:14 1.2 million characters 31:40 Maddie training for a half marathon 33:30 Selfie with the Cliffs of Moher 35:40 Venmo Maddie $2 36:55 Coloured or White Lights 37:26 Star or Angel 39:35 How much trouble can it get up to? 39:52 Katherine explaining the bit 42:02 Pelican 44:54 My mind is blank I’ve never experienced anything 49:00 the Elephant in the room 50:00 Maddie lost her hand 50:37 How overjoyed we are at the recent announcement at how sorry we are for the people who are not 52:00 Maddie leaves 53:06 How long can a helium balloon last? 53:19 Have you ever seen a balloon before? 57:40 Still talking about this balloon oh my gosh Katherine shut up I’m so sorry everyone I was so hyper during this for no reason at all.

0:20 Firework episode 1:15 don’t buy a bike from target 2:12 would you rather: backward handle bars or unassembled? 6:45 tempo talk 8:20 Jesus and germs 18:30 Maddie is a huge Barbici Stan 19:15 we are sponsored by barbici except they’re closed now 21:33 Anne’s teacher’s brother is BFF’s with my uncle 23:45 This is crazy 26:55 She doesn’t understand baking 29:43 Maddie saw God 31:09 airplanes: it’s something about the wind

Surprise. We're back. It's been over a month since we did this so at the beginning we are awkward and don't know what to do. Then we read each other movie descriptions and have to guess which ones are real and which are fake.  0:30 haven’t podcasted in a month, it’s wild 2:00 the bus 5:34 a drifter and a quirky mortician 10:02 the dean is satan 11:42 Amy whinehouse 16:25 Paolo is the villain 21:47 the concept of Santa 25:00 dollar store secret Santa 32:11 we do whatever we want

It’s the 50th episode of Bichael (and almost our one year anniversary, it would be our one year if we didn’t take those two weeks off oops) Today Maddie and Katherine go back to their roots by doing the topics from their first episode in November 2020; Hot Takes and Monolith stories. They are also joined by a surprise guest, Jason, their former roommate who shall not be named. [email protected]:11 ASMR1:05 Our podcast is officially middle aged1:40 Ranking all 50 types of bikes2:05 Your land lady is a dog?4:48 Banana bikes - I will not be explaining5:31 Can you believe we’ve been doing this for 50 years?6:13 Reading our old texts9:27 puce9:50 “Our brains are full os ridges”11:37 fave Bichael memories12:35 Maddie is savage14:50 pecans v pecans15:56 I want to fight for our fiftieth16:52 People are obsessed with mashed potatoes18:27 Raisins don’t belong in cookies19:02 Christmas pudding is vile20:52 “Hell yeah I only eat brownies if there are walnuts”30:12 I resemble a raccoon30:22 GREG IS HERE31:36 “Your microphones sound great.” -Jason32:50 Our closest friends don’t listen to the podcast (not talking about you Robert and James, you are our friends)35:12 Pecan pie gets brought back up35:42 “I think pecans are delightful” -Luigi38:20 Minced pies44:30 His fantasy is trying different types of butter46:45 why does he know so much about butter

You Thought We Quit. Joke’s on You. This is now a surprise podcast. You never know when you’re gonna get an episode. Don’t EVEN get us started with the subject of today’s episode.0:15 You Thought We Quit. Joke’s on You.0:45 We are a surprise podcast now1:10 Katherine was on a business trip“Getting that bread” -Maddie2:17 Maddie met Annie TWICE4:18 Evening prayer is invite only6:18 What’s up Christian6:53 We have 12 twitter followers7:04 Polls are a thing now9:05 All books from Oprah’s book club?13:00 Don’t get Maddie started on segways, she’s morally against them15:46 Don’t get Katherine started about how we spell words differently. Tyre vs Tire.17:37 “A” vs “a”18:15 Don’t get Maddie started on microphones18:57 “I had to buy an external microphone to record this podcast with my arch nemesis, Katherine”20:51 Don’t get Katherine started on lapel mics22:28 Don’t even get Maddie started on France22:40 France. They have too many nice things.26:04 BUKE26:28 Buke is short for puke27:57 New kid named Tail

It's our George Michael episode! Katherine is back in Ireland and Maddie is in the United States. Conveniently they've both met some guys who would be PERFECT for the other person.1. Two disclaimers 2. She thought it was a religious podcast 3. What’s the theme? 4. It’s our #GeorgeMichael episode 5. whispers “I think he’s dead” 6. Roast Us 7. We know what it means 8. Our podcast name is an emotion 9. Movement, Lifestyle, Emotion 10. Anne thinks Maddie looks like an Australian swimmer #Titmus11. Maddie is moving tomorrow 12. Shout out Aoife 13. Re-cichael 14. Cyclone, Mi-cyclone 15. What is a #pamplemousse? 16. Brake your brain 17. They are wheely good 18. You are great spokespersons 19. Hi Rory 20. Vanilla latte for James 21. On board with lavender latte ideas 22. Live reaction to [REDACTED] 23. Found someone perfect for Maddie 24. Nice calves 25. 10 tiny #goat hooves 26. The hooves are a foot long 27. #Corduroy Skin 28. It’s #lime 29. Three eyeballs 30. Give him my fax machine address 31. He smells like #hardboiledeggs 32. Survival Skills 33. He is #Bigfoot 34. “I promise he’s so cut in person.” 35. Microphone hands 36. Constantly recording to his brain 37. Is he human? 38. Maddie explains #microphone 39. Mic is short for Michael 40. Also his family wants to eat you 41. He will watch you while you sleep 42. Bee segment 43. How should we tell Katherine’s roommate? [email protected]

It's the middle fo the work day but Maddie and Katherine stepped out of the office because we love our bichaelists that much. If you are ever in Killarney we 10/10 recommend renting bikes. Email [email protected] 1. We have huge news 2. We rode bikes 3. Go look at that meme 4. Everything will be revealed 5. “We didn’t record Bichael this week” 6. Maddie is actually funny 7. Watch tan 8. We rode bikes 9. Bichael goes on tour 10. Tour de Bichael 11. Venmo ad 12. We rode bikes 13. Snow White 14. We rode bikes 15. We went kayaking 16. Shout Out Leah 17. Round of applause 18. No one has proposed at my wedding 19. Shout out Andrew 20. Speak, Dog 21. Revealing microphone secrets 22. What’s one important skill you think everyone should have 23. Cooking 24. Cursive 25. 24 hours in a day 26. We rode bikes 27. Tell them we sent you 28. If you could change one thing about your job what would it be? 29. Favorite class from college 30. Pirates of the Caribbean 31. Gnomes 32. Maddie doesn’t know how to pose a question 33. Fell off her bichael 34. Did you know we rented bikes? [email protected]

Neither Katherine nor Maddie have watched Eurovision, ever. They barely know what it is. This week they react to various countries' acts and try to guess which country's performance we are watching. 1. This is a podcast where we discuss bikes 2. “This is a good joke” -Maddie 3. M83 Midnight City 4. It’s Midnight 5. Kayaking 6. You have a lot of energy 7. Why has it been good 8. Bichael Kayak 9. I’ve stepped in poop 10. I also look where I’m going 11. Write a funny joke review please 12. Eleanor is our personal violinist 13. She’s never listened but has a mug 14. We are actually 6 months now 15. Everyone send us bikes 16. Shout out Robert 17. It’s not hurting I’m strong 18. There’s a spreadsheet 19. Rules explained 20. Israel not France or Germany 21. Katherine is Norwegian 22. It’s an eagle, I thought it was a cat 23. We got Ukraine correct 24. Douze 25. Stop guessing France for everything 26. Wrong about France again 27. El diablo 28. Cyprus not Greece 29. So French 30. Heard it here first, Italy won 31. Quick text from Mom 32. You fools 33. Lidl is reopening

Bichael Podcast is on the road this week as they visit James and Jason to debate LaCroix. James and Jason are wrong, just in general. They all taste test sparkling water/selzers, James imagines that the LaCroix factory is kinda like Willy Wonka, Jason wants a rat, and one crazy person among the group confesses that they don't use water to brush their teeth. Email [email protected]  1. Jason’s employer never learned his named 2. A domestic feud has brought us here today 3. “For the listeners” 4. Introducing our sparkling drink line up 5. Blind taste test 6. The Tesco Lad 7. “There is a bang of peach off that” 8. James sets the scene 9. Bichael on the road 10. We’re sitting on the roof of a chapel 11. Pizza break 12. That LaCroix is not fresh, it’s been unrefrigerated, sitting in a basement, next to a brewery, spiders, and potentially rats 13. Spider Place 14. If you don’t get the plain one that means you have Rona 15. LaCroix looks like a public bus seat 16. The LaCroix factory is like Willy Wonka 17. “I don’t burp full stop.” -James 18. What’s the CDC? 19. Critics of De Croix 20. Central Disease Centre 21. “Something can taste like a chemical and not taste bad.” -Maddie 22. Tap water is free 23. Greek Yogurt 24. Seems like no one won that debate 25. Jason loves rats 26. Domestic rats are different from sewer rats 27. You do not need water to brush your teeth 28. James brushes his teeth for 5 minutes 29. Pea sized amount not Pee size 30. James is allergic to penicillin 31. Callum cameo 32. 🇨🇮🇮🇪

What are banks? Why do we have them? How do they make money? Who owns them? All of these are answered in a segment where Katherine (a millennial) explains adult things to Maddie (gen z).Email [email protected] 1. We can buy lottery tickets now 2. This is the guinea pig 3. Easter Weekend recap 4. All of lego Potter for $13 5. What’s in your cup? 6. This is an Anti LaCroix Podcast 7. James and Jason Voice Memo 8. Time and space for clarity 9. Our sympathies but not our empathies 10. Our tiktok is going to blow us up 11. The Suez Canal 12. Let’s talk about canals 13. I wonder if a boat has ever gotten stuck in a canal 14. It means it’s got no locks 15. Isthmus 16. All about canals 17. Do you think the boats ever get stuck? 18. Fav thing you’ve seen in the canal 19. Katherine explains adult things again 20. Banks 21. Ron Swanson 22. I’ve seen Mary Poppins so many times I don’t remember 23. Toon Town 24. Bank in monopoly 25. We keep shouting out our tiktok 26. Maddie’s embarrassing story 27. Katherine’s embarrassing story 28. Katherine yelled at some parents 29. The saddest thing

Today we ask each other questions that are not controversial yet somehow become controversial so we agree to disagree. We are in the midst of preparing for Holy Week and Easter so our brains are losing it.  Email [email protected] 1. Chug 2. She doesn’t want to be perceived 3. You guys would really care if we didn’t post this week 4. Different air quality 5. Shout out 6. No Jeff 7. Segway 8. Scented vs Unscented 9. Hypothetically speaking what if a bird broke into your house 10. Children should get an education 11. “Why are we forcing children to learn how to read?” 12. Vibe until they’re eleven 13. They’re stupid 14. Cactuses 15. Mojave desert and no legs 16. Jesus had Christmas lights 17. I don’t want to say you’re stupid 18. Do we need water? 19. Another Hypothetical 20. An Italian Magpie 21. Maddie likes grape now 22. No podcast or a nape 23. “Education” is “good” 24. I did get an education, I just don’t think I should have 25. Hate you more now 26. Assumptions [email protected]

For our tenth episode we asked our Instagram followers for their questions. Thank you for all the suggestions but they sucked.Email [email protected]. Maddie got money for school 2. What’s your second language? 3. What’s your third language? 4. Someone emailed us again 5. Talking about stocks again what the heck 6. We Googled Mr. Blobby 7. Shout Out Robert 8. Dry Cereal 9. How to avoid huge ships? 10. Favorite Beef 11. Thanks for your suggestion but it sucks 12. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark 13. We have little to no opinion about Valentine’s Day 14. Are we friends? 15. Are birds drones? 16. Birds are drones 17. We are in a panorama 18. Introducing our #40 fan 19. There are so many places 20. Asia, Poland, Malta 21. First Experience: Being Born 22. The newborn baby didn’t buy presents 23. I’d like to be in a crowded room with strangers 24. Our great great grandkids can come meet us 25. Cheese 26. Queso 27. Cheese Bricks 28. Every other episode sucks 29. Sometimes we suck too 30. Merch? 31. Banned from Etsy 32. Coke and a tea bag 33. Hot Dr. Pepper 34. Then we just start talking about random things

We are lightly toasted for this episode of Bichael. The stock market. Can't live with it, can't live without it. Katherine explains the stock market and what happened with Game Stop this week. Email [email protected] 1. Lightly Toasted 2. You’re an adult once you turn 25 3. Bee has our No.1 Fan Sticker 4. You should follow @bichaelpodcast 5. You should follow @isbichael 6. Listener Email 7. Hey Paul 8. Katherine wasn’t doing cartwheels 9. Maddie broke all the wine glasses 10. Maybe we’ll get rich off this podcast 11. Thanks Paul 12. Mrs. Dunn calls in on accident 13. When I’m drunk I speak Italian better 14. Stung by a bee 15. Sea Turtles in San Diego 16. Donuts 17. I love maps 18. Sister 19. Only Child Vibes? 20. Hawaii 21. Game Stop 22. Stonks 23. What is a stock? 24. DON’T TAKE INVESTMENT ADVICE FROM US 25. Gen Z v. Millennial 26. Maggie’s Place Shout out 27. Hey there Delilah Update 28. We name off all our listeners 29. Hey Dominique 30. JAMES AND JASON GET READY FOR OUR DEBATE

Just random facts and musings and conversations. It's a weird time in life. Email [email protected]  1. Our favorite numbers 2. 90mph 3. Maddie knows everything about Mt Everest 4. Cow Facts 5. Mute Swans 6. 98 million cows 7. People biting other people in NY 8.  Bees and Bananas 9. Sea World 10. Brown Belt 11. Orange Belt 12. Blueberries 13. Nobel Peace Prize 14. Volleyball 15. Mock Trial 16. Vampires 17. How was your week?

What a treat! We have Maddie's last roommate, Matt, on the pod today! He has some controversial hot takes and Maddie & Katherine are told later that they were maybe too hard on him.  Email [email protected] 1. Thanks for coming on this journey 2. Maddie ranks her roommates 3. Special Guest - Matt 4. Salsa Verde Hot Take 5. Amusement Parks 6. I can believe it’s butter 7. Matt hates books, I guess 8. Judy Hops 9. Talking Animals 10. Maddie knows a lot about climbing Mt. Everest for someone who is never going to climb Mt. Everest 11. Things we never want to do 12. Raisins 13. Hot Air Balloons 14. Sky Diving 15. Bungee Jumping 16. Matt’s Burger King saga 17. Ben is short for Benana Cream Pie Email [email protected]

Maddie's second roommate named Katy! She brings her hot takes and we read an email from Paul. Is he real or just Katherine catfishing us? Honestly we aren't sure. Email [email protected] 1. A really rough intro 2. Special Guest - Katy 3. LaLa Land spoilers 4. Jeans 5. Irish Eagle 6. Birds 7. Ma’am are you okay? 8. Team Peeta 9. Team Jacob 10. Maddie recounts facts from Twilight 11. Who’s eaten more spiders? 12. Eating bugs on a rollercoaster 13. Kennywood 14. Our first listener email 15. Car names 16. Monoliths update Email [email protected]

The first episode of our series where we have Maddie's roommates as guests! Katie brings her hot takes which mostly consist of her liking very strange foods. FG also makes a brief interruption. Happy almost new year! Email [email protected] 1. Special Guest - Katie 2. Buy our merchandise that doesn't exist 3. My Grandma’s Wedding 4. Sleep Paralysis Demon 5. “I like the regular food everyone else likes. I’m not weird.” -KW 6. Pickled Eggs 7. Ham Loaf 8. FG roasts our listener count 9. Subway Cake 10. Mug Cake Hostility 11. Amish Shout Out 12. Disclaimer if you have kids 13. Drink Break 14. Is Santa Real or not? [email protected]

Maddie hypes Katherine up about her Christmas gift only to disappoint her when the golf course is closed. So after a brief run to the pub we talk about what would kill a child from the Middle Ages. Also, aren't Christmas movies the absolute best and worst at the same time? Email [email protected] 1. Short to Bichael 2. Life is content 3. So guess 4. Golf 5. We’re a golf podcast 6. Middle Aged Children 7. Finding Nemo Fish 8. Phishing Scams 9. You Stronk 10. New Jingle (Thanks Skiff) 11. A California Christmas 12. LeBron Christmas Movie 13. Hitting a Three Pointer at Christmas with My Heart 14. Santa’s her Dad 15. No Snow for Us  [email protected]

100% real, legit, this isn't a bit, music recommendations. (The outtakes at the end may be funnier than the actual segment.) Email [email protected] 1. Katherine doesn’t live in the laundry room 2. Pope Pictures 3. da Vinci? 4. 49 Listens 5. Sponsorship 6. Deodorant Revisited 7. Take a shot every time we say “it’s a bop” 8. We can’t shut up about LaCroix even though we hate it 9. Chicken Sandwich 10. Bichael Restaurant 11. Is this actually funny? 12. Not sure if it’s gonna work 13. Vote 14. Airport Bathrooms 15. Bloopers [email protected]

Maddie and Katherine bring some more hot takes and discuss what a berry is. Spoiler: a strawberry isn't a berry which is ludicrous. Email [email protected] 1. This is our hobby 2. Bikes 3. Gifts 4. Bikes 5. Snaps 6. Grape 7. Watermelon 8. You Smell 9. Don’t feed your dog grapes 10. LaCroix Update 11. What is a berry? 12. Subunits 13. Texts 14. Monoliths Part 2  Email [email protected]

Thank you for coming on this journey with us! Katherine and Maddie have lived in community together for basically, almost 2 years. They have survived COVID lockdowns together. One day after texting something HILARIOUS to each other they created this podcast. It's dumb but it's our hobby. Email [email protected] 1. What is this 2. Obama Sponsorship/Ad 3. First Impressions  4. Jet Lag 5. Presidential Birthdays 6. Hot Takes 7. Fancy Cars 8. Aliens in Utah [email protected]