Bill Nye's Funniest Thoughts
by Bill Nye
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the most humorous, wry and downright funny cogitations of his, written of course in the somewhat convoluted style common in the 19th century which just adds to their flavor in my opinion. The selection process was rigorous: only those that made me laugh, giggle or snort are included. (Summary by phil Chenevert)
Episodes
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Bill Nye's Cordwood-Bill Nye
Bill Nye's Cordwood by Bill Nye. From Galileo to Grover Cleveland, from wasps to cattle, from dinosaurs to the railroad, Bill Nye's wide ranging wit pokes gentle fun at everything and everybody. This book is another wonderful collection of his thoughts on late 19th century America. Featured on…
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Money For Nothing-P. G. Wodehouse
Money For Nothing by P. G. Wodehouse is a delightful exploration of humor and wit, showcasing the author's signature style that has captivated readers for generations. This audiobook invites listeners to revel in Wodehouse's clever wordplay and charming narratives, which continue to resonate in...
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Adventures of Gerard-Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
"Adventures of Gerard" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is a captivating collection of stories featuring the charming and resourceful French officer, Etienne Gerard. Set against the backdrop of the Napoleonic Wars, these tales showcase Gerard's bravery, wit, and flair for adventure as he navigates the...
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Uncle Remus Returns-Joel Chandler Harris
"Uncle Remus Returns" by Joel Chandler Harris invites listeners into a world rich with folklore and the timeless charm of storytelling. This collection continues the adventures of Uncle Remus, featuring beloved tales that explore themes of wisdom, resilience, and the complexities of life through...
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Oscar Wilde Calendar-Stuart Mason, Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde Calendar, compiled by Stuart Mason, is a delightful collection that showcases the wit and wisdom of one of literature's most celebrated figures. This compilation encapsulates Wilde's sharp observations and clever quips, making it a treasure trove for fans of his work and those who...
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Extract from Captain Stormfield’s Visit to Heaven (version 4)-Mark Twain
"Extract from Captain Stormfield’s Visit to Heaven" by Mark Twain offers a whimsical and satirical glimpse into the afterlife, as imagined through the eyes of Captain Stormfield. This engaging narrative delves into themes of faith, humor, and the human experience, making it a timeless exploration...
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Love Conquers All-Robert C. Benchley
"Love Conquers All" by Robert C. Benchley captures the timeless essence of love's triumph over life's challenges. Benchley's wit and humor shine through as he explores the enduring theme that love can overcome obstacles, making it a delightful listen for anyone seeking a lighthearted reflection…
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 30, February, 1922-W. H. Fawcett
"Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 30, February, 1922" by W. H. Fawcett captures the spirit of early 20th-century humor and entertainment, reflecting the cultural zeitgeist of its time. This volume offers a delightful array of witty observations and comedic insights that resonate with the...
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Sunny Side-A. A. Milne
"Sunny Side-A. A. Milne" invites listeners into the whimsical world crafted by the beloved author A. A. Milne. This enchanting collection showcases Milne's signature charm and wit, capturing the essence of childhood wonder and imagination. As themes of joy, innocence, and the simple pleasures of...
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Baled Hay A Drier Book than Walt Whitman's ''Leaves o' Grass''-Bill Nye
"Baled Hay: A Drier Book than Walt Whitman's 'Leaves o' Grass'" by Bill Nye offers a humorous exploration of life and nature through the lens of agricultural themes. This witty take on farming and rural existence showcases Nye's sharp wit and keen observations, making it a delightful listen for...
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My Lady Nicotine A Study in Smoke-J. M. Barrie
"My Lady Nicotine: A Study in Smoke" by J. M. Barrie delves into the world of tobacco and its cultural significance, exploring the relationship between smoking and the human experience. This work captures the charm and intricacies of a habit that has sparked both passion and controversy…
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Diaries of Adam and Eve-Mark Twain
"Diaries of Adam and Eve" by Mark Twain presents a humorous and insightful exploration of the first couple's thoughts and experiences as they navigate their new world. Through a series of engaging diary entries, Twain captures the essence of human nature, love, and the complexities of...
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Enchanted Typewriter-John Kendrick Bangs
"Enchanted Typewriter" by John Kendrick Bangs invites listeners into a whimsical exploration of creativity and imagination through the lens of a magical typewriter. This enchanting tale reveals the power of words and the limitless possibilities they can create, making it a delightful experience…
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 25, October, 1921-W. H. Fawcett
"Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 25, October, 1921" by W. H. Fawcett captures the spirit of early 20th-century humor and satire, offering a delightful glimpse into the cultural landscape of its time. This volume showcases a unique blend of wit and charm, reflecting the societal norms and...
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Theologico-Political Treatise-Benedict de Spinoza
The "Theologico-Political Treatise" by Benedict de Spinoza is a profound exploration of the relationship between religion and politics, emphasizing the importance of reason in understanding both. Spinoza argues for the separation of church and state, advocating for a rational approach to…
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Letters of Jonathan Oldstyle, Gent-Washington Irving
"Letters of Jonathan Oldstyle, Gent" by Washington Irving offers a delightful glimpse into the early 19th-century American literary scene through the humorous and satirical correspondence of its fictional protagonist, Jonathan Oldstyle. This collection showcases Irving's wit and charm, capturing...
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Doctor's Dilemma-George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw's "Doctor's Dilemma" delves into the complexities of medical ethics and the moral dilemmas faced by healthcare professionals. As the narrative unfolds, it challenges listeners to ponder the value of life, the responsibilities of doctors, and the societal implications of their...
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Cinderella-George Calderon
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Stories by English Authors London-F. Anstey, J. M. Barrie, Marie Corelli, Beatrice Harraden, Arthur Morrison
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Apology for the Life of Mrs. Shamela Andrews (Dramatic Reading)-Henry Fielding
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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What's Wrong With the World-G. K. Chesterton
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Buccaneer of the Star Seas-Edward Earl Repp
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 20, May, 1921-W. H. Fawcett
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Hypocritical Romance, and Other Stories-Caroline Ticknor
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Folk-Lore and Legends North American Indian-Unknown
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Faces and Places-Sir Henry W. Lucy
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Trees and Other Poems-Joyce Kilmer
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Holiday Round-A. A. Milne
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Uneasy Money-P. G. Wodehouse
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Bizarre (version 2)-Lawton Mackall
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Oh, Well, You Know How Women Are and Isn't That Just Like a Man!-Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 24, September, 1921-W. H. Fawcett
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Uncle Remus & Friends-Joel Chandler Harris
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Sunny Side (Version 2)-A. A. Milne
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 18, March, 1921-W. H. Fawcett
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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History and Records of the Elephant Club-Q. K. Philander Doesticks, Knight Russ Ockside
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 31, March, 1922-W. H. Fawcett
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Literary Lapses-Stephen Leacock
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Brazilian Tales-Various
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Bill Nye's Cordwood-Bill Nye
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Fables for the Frivolous-Guy Wetmore Carryl
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Bill Nye's Sparks - Bill Nye
Bill Nye's Sparks is a delightful exploration of the thoughts and ideas that have fueled Bill Nye's journey as a science communicator and educator. This audiobook invites listeners to engage with Nye's unique perspective on science, curiosity, and the importance of critical thinking. The themes…
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Bill Nye's Funniest Thoughts - Bill Nye
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the...
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Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the most humorous, wry and downright funny cogitations of his, written of course in the somewhat convoluted style common in the 19th century which just adds to their flavor in my opinion. The selection process was rigorous: only those that made me laugh, giggle or snort are included. (Summary by phil Chenevert)
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