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Billiards Balls

Join a group of guys as they discuss whatever comes to mind over a game of pool, whether that be conspiracy theories, current events, past experiences, or just stuff we’re burning to get out. Billiards Balls is an explicit podcast with strong language and occasionally a controversial topic. Our content is not intended to offend, but to joke about something or express our personal opinions. Other social media and contact information: Twitter: @BilliardsBallsInstagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcastEmail: [email protected]: Billiards Balls

  1. 101

    Queasy Bake Oven Recipes

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about an up-close meteor, weird foods, a recent discovery that may challenge the Big Bang, infinity, ancient discoveries, movies, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  2. 100

    Could Ghosts Be Real?

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about alzheimers, reincarnation, spirits and ghosts, movie reviews, corporate America, Mike Tyson, the Hollow Earth theory, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  3. 99

    Near Gladitorial Experiences

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about the "Gladitorial Center," dating app statistics, college, artificial intelligence, near death experiences, astral projection, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  4. 98

    The Three Morbidly Obese Pigs

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about She-Hulk, massive modern animals, your gut's microbiome, old people, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  5. 97

    Amazon Key Raided My Love Shack

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about Biden's jacket, Trump's FBI raid, being a celebrity, crappy business practices, Jurassic World Dominion, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  6. 96

    Our Podcast Will Weaken Your Bones

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about the Umbrella Academy, stories from our lake house trip, unbelievable animal traits, space travel, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  7. 95

    Are the Beatles Even Real? 1969 Conspiracy

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about bad movies and TV shows, the Paul is dead theory from 1969, monkey pox, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  8. 94

    Subscribing for Seat Warmers

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about Google always listening, Musk backing out of the Twitter deal, BMW seat warmer subscriptions, the James Webb Space Telescope, the world in a societal collapse, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  9. 93

    2022: The Alternate Timeline

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about a possible alternate timeline shift, old food and drink ads, the plague, animals, King Arthur, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  10. 92

    Season 2 Finale w/ John

    In the Season 2 Finale of Billiards Balls, we talk about a time-travel movie concept, ancient tools, poor strategy in WWI, cringey Tik Toks, training crows to steal money, the recent Supreme Court rulings, executive orders, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  11. 91

    I Like the Size of Your Revolution

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about a failed robbery attempt, flirting and interests, sports, theories about history, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  12. 90

    An Amoeba's Mental Health

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about the split brain experiments, Minion memes, the internet, political corruption, the Yellowstone volcano eruption, a debate on evolution, men's mental health, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  13. 89

    Objection, Conspiracy Theory

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about She-Hulk, the economy, the baby formula shortage, 'customer states' videos, random trivia, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  14. 88

    Pitbulls and Deportees

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about Shane's hate-fetish for pitbulls, bees, Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness, our own movie concepts, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  15. 87

    Ancient Facebook Cave Paintings

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about work stories, upcoming movies, Facebook, aliens, pirates, human colonization, early civilization, Roe v Wade, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  16. 86

    The United States of Vanguard

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about Elon Musk buying Twitter, trading stocks, Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard, the company Vanguard, credit card churning, Apple Glasses, suing robo-callers, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  17. 85

    Embezzling Chuck E. Cheese Tokens

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about Elon Musk's proposal for Twitter, some stories, stealing in California, Disney Dollars, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  18. 84

    I Read It on Reddit

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about Marvel movies, Med Beds, sex offender prosecution, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  19. 83

    Mr. Steal Yo House

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about the movies Avatar and Shang-Chi, adverse possession of houses, forensic pathologists, getting away with murder, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  20. 82

    Cheater, Cheater, Neanderthal Beater

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about The Oscars, cheaters, marsupials, consciousness, reincarnation, ancient archaeology, Neanderthals, shows and movies based off of games, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  21. 81

    A Dinosaur with a Mullet

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about the hyena/lion war, babies, dinosaurs with hair, the Japanese serial killer bear, more about dreams, National Treasure in real life, the Convention of States, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  22. 80

    Don't Tuck In Your Kids

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about veterinarians, the DMV, Kik, video games, old people, the limits of forgiveness, annoying kids, being 'bad at watching movies,' tucking, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  23. 79

    Ethics and End Times

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about the Don't Say "Gay" Bill, Russia, gas prices, theories on time, the ethics of certain disabilites, the multiverse, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  24. 78

    Internet AI Cults

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about Russia invading Ukraine, the 2008 housing crisis, The Dead Internet Theory, r/FemaleDatingAdvice, LifeLog, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  25. 77

    MetaHubXXX

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about totalitarianism, Canada trucker protests, Russia invading Ukraine, Michael Jackson, Metaverse, pornstar salary, dreams, "dairy dessert," and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  26. 76

    Little Lyin' Billiards Bastards

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about American Horror Story, cannibals, celebrity warship syndrome, lying when we were kids, mroe stories from our childhoods, The Coed Killer (Edmund Emil Kemper III), animals, Ancient Rome, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  27. 75

    Randonautica: Not a Coincidence

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about masks, "Face Lingerie", American Horror Story, acting, Randonautica, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  28. 74

    Paying Off Your House with LEGOs

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about the singer Meat Loaf, The Beatles, L.A. drama, how some of your stuff could be valuable, the Metaverse, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  29. 73

    The Eternally Stupid

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about chatbot apps, The Eternals, steroids in Hollywood, the TV show Lost, low IQ and psychopaths, masks as underwear, universal theories, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  30. 72

    The Genus Envy Disaster

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about selling online, income taxes, penis envy, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  31. 71

    Hoarding Half-Wits

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about stupid people, a lady breastfeeding a cat, an Antarctica conspiracy, the realities of dropshipping, hoarders, maniacs and serial killers, gross people, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  32. 70

    Built to Imperfection

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about the movie The Big Short, our predictions for another economic collapse, a good method to understand the value of money, how you may be breathing wrong, body imperfections, customer service, creating new movie ideas, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  33. 69

    WWII Alternate History

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about Vtubers, Ancient Greek solar calculator, Library of Alexandria, Fighting a different enemy in WWII, the NewLife thought experiment, living multiple lives inside your dreams, Facebook spam, paralinguistics, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  34. 68

    The Great Depression of Tomorrow

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about inflation, our prediction for another Great Depression, how people predicted the future throughout history, medieval Spain, the Mattress Firm conspiracy, making more movie concepts, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  35. 67

    Stickin' it to Hollywood

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about new Supreme Court cases, voter ID laws, Christmas movies, making up movie concepts in minutes, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  36. 66

    Jappy Janksgiving

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about Rittenhouse verdict backlash, Thanksgiving and Covid, NFTs, crypto, communism and dictatorships, Thanksgiving stories, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  37. 65

    Very Superstitious

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about the Kyle Rittenhouse trial again, cause for self defense, energy rings, superstition, hate speech, fate, Hollywood, video game industry, TV and movies, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  38. 64

    Complaint Simulator 2021

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, teaching kids gun safety, new Google Chrome spyware, talk-show hosts and comedians, the mysteries of the universe, ancient archaeology, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  39. 63

    Let's Go Brandon!

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about the recent elections, Biden at the Vatican, let's go Brandon, challenging various Supreme Court cases, bad advertising, weird fetishes, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  40. 62

    To Craft a Horror Film

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about Halloween movies, ghost stories from Reddit, dreams, our attempt to create a good horror concept, some chilling stories from the internet, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  41. 61

    The Pronoun-Smuggling Cartel

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about an interesting court ruling in Detroit, gender pronouns, The Haunting of Hillhouse, ghosts, Stephen King, Harry Potter, having music stuck in your head, shows poorly changing over time, COVID, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  42. 60

    Vaccines In Valhalla

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about Rikers Island, problems with the vaccine, excuses for criminals, Crashbox, more Norse Mythology, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  43. 59

    Loki the Politician

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about Afghanistan, Captchas, Teddy Roosevelt, Crimes, Norse Mythology, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  44. 58

    On the Political Spectrum

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about Norm Macdonald, injuries, crime, our corrupt government, affirmative action, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  45. 57

    Billiards Blue Balls

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about Australian concentration camps, Connecticut Blue Laws, The Republic of Molossia, how you can legally declare something yours, Ted Bundy, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  46. 56

    Squid Ink Twitter

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about a crazy possible origin for viruses, science as a religion, Twitter, Australia's dictatorship, movies, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  47. 55

    Where Do You Go When You Die?

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about Onlyfans' decision to block pornography, what would happen if an insurgency grew in America, possible theories of life after death, fantasy and mystery in movies, Comedians, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  48. 54

    Kellogg's Celibate Cereal

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about the Taliban takeover of Afghanistan, the power of dreams, analog horror, guide to comedy and action movies, Dr. Kellogg, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  49. 53

    Guide to Horror, Conspiracies, and Robo Sex

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about New York's regulations, Nazi bunkers in Antarctica, the Dyaltov Pass Incident, Dark Matter, AI debate, the scariest idea of horror, and more with our guest, Paxton. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

  50. 52

    Viewer Depression Assured

    In this week's episode of Billiards Balls, we talk about corrupt organizations, the recent wildfires, climate change, a brutal case about the murder of a child, some movie reviews, and more. If you liked this episode, don't hesitate to share with friends! Send us your ideas for a future topic or ask us questions. Twitter: @BilliardsBalls — Instagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcast — YouTube: Billiards Balls — Email us at [email protected]

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Join a group of guys as they discuss whatever comes to mind over a game of pool, whether that be conspiracy theories, current events, past experiences, or just stuff we’re burning to get out. Billiards Balls is an explicit podcast with strong language and occasionally a controversial topic. Our content is not intended to offend, but to joke about something or express our personal opinions. Other social media and contact information: Twitter: @BilliardsBallsInstagram: @BilliardsBallsPodcastEmail: [email protected]: Billiards Balls

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