Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Is sex in a marriage supposed to feel like a chore?

A woman wants to take her daughter to Peckers when she becomes 16.

The BMS crew gets on the topic of Medieval time period and Nard said that he would've survived being the hunter gather he is.

Billy plays some audio of a woman saying every guy needs to get with a big girl at least once, is this true?

Neighbor's talking about who's getting laid and Nard has trouble saying the word cosplay.

Is it true that women still want a bad boy? Billy and Derek discuss while Nard thinks he gives out big D energy.

If the guy has a bad day does the woman ask him to just take it out on her in the bedroom? Billy asks for phone calls if this is true.

Nard says another outrageous comment, so Billy and Derek have had enough and make him do a lap around the office to think about what he did.

Billy, Derek, and Chris discuss important information for men's underwear and Nard is sleeping.

Billy tries to ask Nard to give his point of view into a story and ends up kicking him out of the studio.

A new trend is happening with women shrekking, that's when they get with a guy that is way uglier than they are.

What are some of the best shoes to wear when going number 2? Nard has some insights to share with Billy and Derek.

A woman asks if she is in the wrong for laughing at her husband for the paternity test she ordered.

Billy has some crazy stories from how women dress these days to a man setting his nuts on fire.

Do people only date to get a free meal? Is it possibly gay for men to watch porn with other men, this woman thinks so.

Billy and Derek discover that Nard has a new tik tok that is potentially dangerous.

Billy wants to know if even married couples still want to have sex once a day.

Mourning a relationships, Nard's cover tattoo, and a big woman says her husband doesn't post any pictures with her cause he doesn't want anyone to steal her.

Its time to see who was wrong this week and give them a big ol fart.

Men say a lot before they meet a women and then change when it happens, is this normal?

What are some mistakes you made in a marriage that might have led to a divorce?

Billy wants to know if guys would choose a rich woman who cheats or a poor loyal woman.

Women are actually wanting cute men to approach them at bars and clubs, but Derek remembers a time he got told "Ew" and says that's what stops guys now.

Billy and Derek find out something new about Nard when he walked into studio.

Its time for Big Dummy Trivia and Nard has some very interesting and very wrong answers.

Billy and Derek learn that Nard has a new way to find his perfect woman.

Is courting a woman dead? Billy and the guys discuss it and Nard tries to spread lies.

Is approaching women weird now? Billy and Derek realize Nard does this and he defends himself for it.

Billy plays audio of a woman who says men are easy and Chris gets farted on.

Billy wants to know if there are more guys into the hooha or the butts or the boobs.

Billy and Derek make Nard a bet to get weekend boobs if the Spurs come back and win the Finals, Nard goes on the attack against Derek.

These are definitely some of the strangest hall passes the guys have heard.

A woman is upset that a man cracked the cheeks and ghosted her, so Billy asks the crew if this is a real thing.

Why do men open and check the fridge a lot? Billy and the crew discuss this and it turns into how Nard will sneak into the next game of the NBA Finals.

After game 1 of the NBA finals, Nard tells Billy and Derek that he was invited by a player's girlfriend to go to the next game.

After talking about the Spurs Final Pep Rally, Derek has to make it known that he was not there in a moo moo, but no one believes him.

Billy and Derek expose Nard for being an OKC Thunder fan and now he is losing followers because of it.

Billy plays a bit of audio of a woman complaining she got flowers for mother's day and Nard forgets where he is.

The Spurs Nuns have become famous and Nard gave one of them an uber ride where he gave her a one star as a passenger.

Chris gets in a bit of trouble for being well Chris.

A woman says a man shouldn't be dancing, which happens to be Nard's favorite past time.

Billy talks about his DNA results.

Billy and Derek start to notice the lack of hair on Nard's head.

Billy and Nard remember how they used to use hotdogs while fishing, meanwhile Derek is just wondering if he could win the hotdog eating contest.

What is that a guy can do on a first date to get some action? Nard definitely doesn't have an answer.

Billy takes phone calls of people who say Derek is hotter than Nard.

Some guys suffer E.D. because of the mental state of being too tired.

Would guys be okay some smooches after their girl goes downtown?

Does watching a lot of porn warp the brain? Billy and the guys discuss Nard's new photos on his socials.

The subject of Nard's latest tik tok video leads him to make Billy and Derek start dying laughing.