Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Billy and Derek find out something new about Nard when he walked into studio.

Its time for Big Dummy Trivia and Nard has some very interesting and very wrong answers.

Billy and Derek learn that Nard has a new way to find his perfect woman.

Is courting a woman dead? Billy and the guys discuss it and Nard tries to spread lies.

Is approaching women weird now? Billy and Derek realize Nard does this and he defends himself for it.

Billy plays audio of a woman who says men are easy and Chris gets farted on.

Billy wants to know if there are more guys into the hooha or the butts or the boobs.

Billy and Derek make Nard a bet to get weekend boobs if the Spurs come back and win the Finals, Nard goes on the attack against Derek.

These are definitely some of the strangest hall passes the guys have heard.

A woman is upset that a man cracked the cheeks and ghosted her, so Billy asks the crew if this is a real thing.

Why do men open and check the fridge a lot? Billy and the crew discuss this and it turns into how Nard will sneak into the next game of the NBA Finals.

After game 1 of the NBA finals, Nard tells Billy and Derek that he was invited by a player's girlfriend to go to the next game.

After talking about the Spurs Final Pep Rally, Derek has to make it known that he was not there in a moo moo, but no one believes him.

Billy and Derek expose Nard for being an OKC Thunder fan and now he is losing followers because of it.

Billy plays a bit of audio of a woman complaining she got flowers for mother's day and Nard forgets where he is.

The Spurs Nuns have become famous and Nard gave one of them an uber ride where he gave her a one star as a passenger.

Chris gets in a bit of trouble for being well Chris.

A woman says a man shouldn't be dancing, which happens to be Nard's favorite past time.

Billy talks about his DNA results.

Billy and Derek start to notice the lack of hair on Nard's head.

Billy and Nard remember how they used to use hotdogs while fishing, meanwhile Derek is just wondering if he could win the hotdog eating contest.

What is that a guy can do on a first date to get some action? Nard definitely doesn't have an answer.

Billy takes phone calls of people who say Derek is hotter than Nard.

Some guys suffer E.D. because of the mental state of being too tired.

Would guys be okay some smooches after their girl goes downtown?

Does watching a lot of porn warp the brain? Billy and the guys discuss Nard's new photos on his socials.

The subject of Nard's latest tik tok video leads him to make Billy and Derek start dying laughing.

There has always been tension between Chris and Nard, Billy and Derek want to find out why.

A caller named Amy decides to share with Billy and Derek her special revenge on her ex.

If you see an attractive couple, do you think about what it would look like when they sleep together?

Billy asks Nard to chime in on the show and he still can't be bothered with such nonsense.

Do women hate when their man say "make love" or something dirty?

A dude exposes his wife to her side piece and that sparks the conversation Billy and Derek have about two girls fighting over Nard.

Billy, Chris, Nard, and Daniel took a road trip to Lubbock and some crazy stuff happened.

Derek was looking forward to a dinner that never came and Daniel adds to the fire.

Billy remembers just how AMERICAN his dad truly was.

A woman says men with toys is an ick, but is this true? Billy takes a caller that doesn't mind it so much.

A woman's husband is married to his job of being a doctor, Billy and the crew debate about how hard a doctor's job is.

Nikki Glaser says that she enjoys being coached in the bedroom, but do other women want this?

Is there anyone that "fat-fished" a date or was "fat-fished" by a date?

Does your wife give you the blue balls or is it the other way around?

A caller wants to boost Nard up but then Billy wins her over to his side.

Billy takes calls of guys who have haven't had mouth hugs in a long time.

Billy and Derek put it together that Nard and Daniel actually like being in a relationship where they are humiliated.

Does princess treatment ruin a relationship?

Billy and Derek find a video of Nard offering a bounty of his "girl" flirting or going on dates with anyone.

Is it better to have sex planned out or do people like it more spontaneous?

Billy ask Nard about his "zoo date" he had over the weekend and Derek has had enough and blows up.

Who would truly be okay with a naked neighbor?

The drama between Nard and Daniel turns a new page when Billy ask a question.