Billy The Kidd In The Morning

Is wanting a few days completely to yourself enough reason to lie to the person you love? This week's Dirty Little Secret comes from a woman who's been keeping the same surprise from her boyfriend for two years. Every year, she tells him she's heading out on a girls' trip with friends from college. The truth? There is no girls' trip. Instead, she quietly returns to her hometown alone for a few days of total freedom. No schedules, no obligations, no constant check-ins. Just coffee, shopping, takeout, bad TV, and some much-needed time to recharge away from her clingy boyfriend. But just when Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh start to understand her need for space, she drops a bombshell that changes everything: every year during her secret getaway, she also meets up with her ex for lunch. Before you assume the worst, there's a twist. Her ex has since come out and no longer dates women. Still, she refuses to tell her boyfriend about the annual meetup, convinced his insecurities would send the relationship into complete meltdown mode. The crew debates whether she's simply protecting her peace, hiding something harmless, or crossing a line by keeping such a big secret from her partner.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when the one thing you're hiding isn't an affair, but a much-needed escape? On today's episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh tackle everything from relationship secrets and family standoffs to hilarious workplace debates and an emotional tribute to a true American icon. One of the most jaw-dropping moments came during Dirty Little Secret, when a listener revealed she's been secretly taking a yearly "girls trip" that isn't actually a girls trip at all. Instead, she disappears alone for a personal reset away from her overly clingy boyfriend. But the confession took an even bigger turn when she admitted she also meets up with an ex every year, even though he has since come out and no longer dates women. Is it innocent self-care, or a lie that could blow up her entire relationship? The show also paid heartfelt tribute to Dolly Parton, reflecting on her extraordinary legacy, philanthropic impact, and the unforgettable stories that made her one of the most beloved figures in entertainment history. Billy, Candice, and Pooh shared emotional memories, fascinating Dolly facts, and discussed why her passing has touched generations of fans. Meanwhile, Candice Court tackled a hot family debate when a recent graduate demanded his parents give him the money they planned to spend on college so he can launch a business instead. Should parents invest in a degree or take a chance on their child's entrepreneurial dreams?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How would you feel if your future spouse had no idea your family secretly refused to attend the wedding? Today's Dirty Little Secret comes from a groom-to-be carrying a heartbreaking secret as he prepares to say "I do." While his fiancée believes they've chosen a small destination wedding because of stress, anxiety, and the complications of planning a large ceremony, that's only part of the story. The truth is far more painful. After learning about his fiancée's career as an online adult content creator, his deeply religious family made it clear they do not support the relationship and have no intention of attending the wedding. Instead of telling her the real reason, he's been quietly protecting her feelings while carrying the weight of his family's rejection alone. Now he's caught between the woman he loves and the family that raised him, wondering if he's doing the right thing by keeping the truth hidden. It's a powerful confession about love, family loyalty, judgment, acceptance, and the difficult choices people make to protect those they care about. Will his fiancée ever find out the real reason they're eloping? And can a marriage truly thrive when one family refuses to accept it? Love real-life drama, unbelievable confessions, hilarious debates, and Texas-sized personalities? Subscribe to Billy The Kidd In The MorningLeave a review and let us know your favorite momentSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How far would you go to protect someone you love from a painful truth? In this emotional and entertaining episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh dive into a shocking Dirty Little Secret that has listeners questioning love, loyalty, and family. A groom-to-be reveals the heartbreaking reason he convinced his fiancée to ditch her dream wedding and opt for a small destination ceremony. While she believes it's due to anxiety and wedding stress, the truth is far more complicated: his family refuses to attend because they don't approve of her career as an online adult content creator. It's a powerful conversation about acceptance, judgment, and whether love can survive when family support disappears. This week, a young listener brings his own mother to Candice Court. His complaint? His mom has a highly visible tattoo on her chest, and he says it's so noticeable that he's embarrassed to be seen with her at school functions and meet-the-teacher events Love real-life drama, unbelievable confessions, hilarious debates, and Texas-sized personalities? Subscribe to Billy The Kidd In The MorningLeave a review and let us know your favorite momentShare this episode with a friend who loves relationship drama and Dirty Little SecretsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A groom-to-be reveals a secret that could completely derail his upcoming wedding. After secretly using nearly all of the money he and his fiancée saved for their big day, he now faces a terrifying reality: she still doesn't know. What started as an attempt to quietly pay off personal debt may end up costing him much more than money. It's a shocking confession about trust, finances, and whether some secrets are simply too big to keep in a relationship. If you love real confessions, relationship drama, hilarious debates, and unforgettable Texas-sized moments, Billy The Kidd In The Morning is your daily must-listen. Subscribe to the podcast  Leave a review and let us know your favorite moment Share this episode with a friend who loves messy relationship stories  And tune in every morning with Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh on MixSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you still go through with a wedding if you discovered your partner secretly drained the entire wedding fund? This explosive episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh tackles love, money, trust, and the secrets that can change everything. The biggest jaw-dropping moment comes during Dirty Little Secret, when a groom-to-be confesses that he secretly spent nearly $20,000 from the wedding savings account that he and his fiancée built together. While she believes their dream wedding fund is safely growing, he reveals there's only a few hundred dollars left after using the money to pay off personal debt he never told her about. With their wedding approaching and his financial recovery plan falling apart, listeners are left asking one question: Can a relationship survive a secret this big? The show also dives into a hilarious and passionate Candice Court case involving a woman who's upset that her boyfriend hasn't changed his social media profile picture to include her after nearly a year of dating. Is it a harmless profile photo choice or a sign he's keeping his options open? Billy, Candice, and Pooh don't exactly agree. A viral Houston video sparked today's HOT Take after police officers jumped into an unsuspecting Uber driver's vehicle while chasing an armed suspect. Should the driver be compensated? If you love real confessions, relationship drama, hilarious debates, and unforgettable Texas-sized moments, Billy The Kidd In The Morning is your daily must-listen.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What would you do to honor a loved one's final wish... even if it meant keeping a life-changing secret from your entire family? This episode's Dirty Little Secret features one of the most touching and unforgettable confessions we've ever heard. A listener reveals how she secretly fulfilled her late grandmother's final request after spending years as her caregiver and closest confidant. While the rest of the family believed Grandma's ashes remained safely displayed on the mantel, she quietly gathered a few friends and took Grandma on one last girls' trip to her favorite place in the world: Las Vegas. From Fremont Street to the Bellagio fountains, Grandma's ashes were lovingly spread across the city she adored. The twist? Her family still has absolutely no idea. It's a heartfelt, hilarious, and emotional story about family bonds, honoring final wishes, and the secret one granddaughter plans to take to her grave. This is a Dirty Little Secret that had Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh laughing, tearing up, and wondering whether Grandma might be having the time of her life in Vegas after alSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This unforgettable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh is packed with laugh-out-loud moments, emotional surprises, and one Dirty Little Secret that had the entire studio stunned. The biggest moment of the morning comes from a listener who reveals a family secret she's determined to take to the grave. After her fun-loving grandmother passed away, she secretly honored her final wish by taking her ashes to Las Vegas and spreading them throughout her favorite spots on the Strip. The twist? Her family still believes Grandma's ashes are sitting safely on the mantel at home. It's heartfelt, hilarious, and one of the most memorable Dirty Little Secrets we've ever heard. The crew also debates relationship dynamics during a hilarious edition of Candice Court, where a listener questions whether it's a red flag that her new boyfriend prefers being the "little spoon." The courtroom quickly turns into a spirited debate about spoons, cuddling, and what it all means for modern relationships. Love the laughs, surprises, and unforgettable stories from Billy The Kidd In The Morning? Subscribe now so you never miss an episode! Leave a review and let us know your favorite moment.Share this episode with a friend who needs a good laugh today.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this emotional and surprisingly relatable edition of Dirty Little Secret, a mom confesses that she may have told a little white lie that has taken on a life of its own. Her third-grade daughter is bright, creative, and full of personality, but she struggles with math. When the school placed her in a smaller class designed to provide extra academic support, the mom worried her daughter would see it as a sign that she wasn't as smart as her classmates. So instead, she told her that the class was a special advanced program for exceptionally smart students. The problem? The confidence boost worked a little too well. Now her daughter proudly tells everyone she's in a "smart kid math class," leaving mom wondering if she's helping build self-esteem or setting her daughter up for a painful reality check later. Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh weigh in on this parenting dilemma, sharing their own stories about learning challenges, childhood perceptions, and the lengths parents will go to protect their children's confidence. Is this a harmless confidence boost, or a lie that's bound to backfire? Listen in and decide for yourself. Catch Dirty Little Secret on Billy The Kidd In The Morning and hear the confessions people never thought they'd share out loud.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT BAD CELEBRITY TIPPERS IN DFW, A LOCAL CELEBRITY IS GETTING HITCHED, WE GET AN UPDATE FROM BILLY THE KIDD ABOUT HIS BROKEN HAND AND DEBATE HOW LATE IS TOO LATE TO SHOW UP TO A JOB INTERVIEW? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it wrong to date someone because of who they could become instead of who they are today? In this week's Dirty Little Secret, a listener admits that when he was dating, he stopped pursuing women he considered "10s" and instead started looking for what he calls a "fixer-upper." According to him, he met his now-girlfriend and immediately saw potential. While he loved her personality, kindness, and sense of humor, he also believed she needed a confidence boost, healthier habits, and a lifestyle change. As their relationship grew, he introduced her to fitness, nutrition, and wellness routines that eventually transformed her appearance and confidence. Now, he proudly says the woman he once considered a "6" has become a "9" or even a "10" in his eyes. The catch? She has absolutely no idea that he secretly viewed her as a project from the very beginning. Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh debate whether this is a success story about helping someone become their best self, or a major red flag from a guy who treated a relationship like a home renovation project.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it wrong to date someone because you see their "potential" instead of who they are right now? On this emotional, hilarious, and completely unexpected episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh tackle a controversial relationship confession that has everyone talking, while Billy shares the painful story of how one of the best days of his life suddenly turned into a trip to the ER. After fulfilling a lifelong dream by serving as a judge for the Big Tex Choice Awards at the State Fair of Texas, Billy spent the day sampling some of the most outrageous and delicious new fair foods. But just hours later, a pickup basketball game took an ugly turn when a bad fall left him with a broken hand, a late-night ER visit, and one of the most ridiculous bathroom struggles you've ever heard. Meanwhile, the show's jaw-dropping Dirty Little Secret sparks a heated debate after a listener admits that he intentionally stopped pursuing women he considered "10s" and instead looked for what he calls a "fixer-upper." He claims he helped his girlfriend transform her confidence, health, style, and appearance, turning her from a "6" into a "9." But was it love, manipulation, or something in between? 0n Candice Court A single mom reveals she has multiple babysitter cameras throughout her house but never tells the men she dates about them. After five months, her current boyfriend still has no idea that cameras are recording parts of the home whenever he visits. Don't miss this wild episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh! Subscribe to the podcast, leave a review, and share it with your friends. And be sure to tune in every weekday morning for unforgettable stories, outrageous secrets, Texas-sized laughs, and the conversations everyone will be talking about. Listen now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you ever test your partner to see how much they really love you? In this week's Dirty Little Secret, a listener admits she put her boyfriend through a relationship test after remembering advice her mother had given her for years: "If a man truly loves you, he'll fight for you." Hoping to prove his devotion, she casually suggested that maybe they should break up, fully expecting him to push back and fight for the relationship. There was just one problem. Instead of begging her to stay, asking what was wrong, or trying to fix things, he quietly agreed. Now what was supposed to be a harmless test has turned into a real breakup, leaving her wondering if she uncovered the truth about his feelings or sabotaged one of the best relationships she's ever had. Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh weigh in on whether relationship tests ever work, if her mom's advice was right, and whether there's any way to come back from a conversation that was never meant to happen. Did she expose the truth or create her own heartbreak? Listen to the full Dirty Little Secret on Billy The Kidd In The Morning, and don't forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share the podcast with someone who's ever put love to the testSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you told your partner you wanted to break up, would they fight for you... or simply agree? On this unforgettable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh tackle relationship tests gone wrong, airport etiquette disasters, parenting debates, and one of the biggest milestones in Billy's radio career. The show's jaw-dropping Dirty Little Secret features a listener who put her boyfriend through a relationship "test" after years of believing her mother's advice that a man who truly loves you will always fight for you. The problem? When she suggested they break up, he calmly agreed. Now she's questioning everything and wondering if she accidentally ruined one of the best relationships she's ever had. The crew also dives into a heated discussion about restaurants and whether kids should be allowed to watch iPads and tablets at full volume during meals. As more restaurants consider rules requiring headphones, Billy, Candice, and Pooh debate where the line should be drawn between parenting convenience and public courtesy. Plus, Billy is over the moon after finally being selected as a judge for the legendary Big Tex Choice Awards at the State Fair of Texas. Hear why he's been preparing for this moment for years and which outrageous fair foods he's most excited to taste.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy Meets Ella Langley: A Moment He'll Never Live Down After spending an entire week looking forward to meeting country music star Ella Langley, Billy finally got his chance backstage before her show at Dickies Arena. Despite years of interviewing artists and being around celebrities, Billy admitted he was surprisingly nervous. Even his son noticed something was different and asked why he seemed so anxious. The meet-and-greet started off great. Ella was incredibly friendly, welcoming, and everything Billy had hoped she'd be. With mutual friends in common and a relaxed atmosphere backstage, there was no reason for him to feel nervous. The conversation went smoothly, the photos turned out great, and everything was going perfectly. Then came the moment Billy wishes he could take back. LISTEN AND FIND OUT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How far would you go to buy yourself a little more time in a relationship? In this week's Dirty Little Secret, a listener admits he's feeling the pressure after his girlfriend gave him a major ultimatum: get engaged by the end of the year or risk losing the relationship. Not feeling ready to propose just yet, he came up with a plan that might be brilliant... or a complete disaster. Instead of having the tough conversation, he bought a fake engagement ring and strategically left it where he hoped she'd find it. The surprising part? It appears to have worked. Now her attitude has completely changed, wedding talk has slowed down, and she's acting like a proposal is right around the corner. But how long can he keep up the illusion before the truth comes out? Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh weigh in on whether he's buying time or creating a much bigger problem for himself. 🎧 Think he's a genius or headed for heartbreak? Catch the full conversation on Billy The Kidd In The Morning and hear how the crew reacts to one of the wildest relationship confessions we've heard yet! Be sure to subscribe, leave a review, and share the podcast with a friend who needs to hear this oneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever accidentally said something so embarrassing to your celebrity crush that you immediately wanted to disappear? On this hilarious and heartfelt episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh kick off the week with plenty of laughs, unexpected confessions, and some unforgettable stories. Billy finally gets the chance to meet country superstar Ella Langley, but what should have been a smooth fan moment quickly turns into a cringe-worthy memory he'll never live down. Hear the awkward comment he made seconds before she took the stage and why his son still won't let him forget it. The crew also dives into one of the wildest Dirty Little Secrets yet. A listener reveals he's secretly planted a fake engagement ring where his girlfriend can "accidentally" find it after she gave him an ultimatum about marriage. Was it genius, desperate, or a disaster waiting to happen? Billy, Candice, and Pooh weigh in on the relationship drama and whether he's playing a very dangerous game. Plus, Producer Pooh shares stories about getting fired from multiple jobs, including an unforgettable incident involving KFC, an angry customer, and a container of hot grease. You'll also hear hilarious discussions about first jobs gone wrong, after-school snacks that instantly transport you back to childhood, and a debate over the most hated words in the English language. Don't miss this episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh! Subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with your friends. And be sure to tune in every weekday morning for more laughs, real-life stories, celebrity moments, and the conversations everyone will be talking about. Listen now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you secretly keep an apartment after moving in with your boyfriend? Today's Dirty Little Secret had listeners divided after a woman revealed she's been hiding a major secret from her boyfriend. After dating for eight months, she agreed to move into his house. He believes she ended her lease, donated her furniture, and fully moved in. But that's not what actually happened. After a previous relationship ended badly and left her scrambling for a place to live, she quietly renewed her apartment lease for another year without telling him. While she spends most nights at his house, she still maintains her fully furnished apartment and occasionally visits just to enjoy the peace, privacy, and security of having a place that's entirely her own. She insists she's not planning for the relationship to fail. Instead, she says she's protecting herself from ever being left without a home again. The confession sparked a fascinating conversation about trust, independence, personal space, and whether having a backup plan is smart financial security or a sign you're not fully committed. Don't forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with a friend who's ever struggled with trust, commitment, or protecting their peace. Your next favorite conversation is just one click awaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you secretly keep your own apartment after moving in with your significant other, just in case everything falls apart? That question sparked one of the most passionate conversations on today's episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh. What started as a shocking Dirty Little Secret quickly turned into a debate about trust, commitment, independence, and protecting yourself after past heartbreak. Listeners also joined the fun as the show tackled hilarious childhood memories of getting disciplined with a chancla, debated whether a hungry wedding guest was wrong for DoorDashing food to a reception, and shared plenty of laughs during another unpredictable round of Real or Fake News. Plus, the crew dove into everything happening across Texas, including a stolen ambulance that led police on a chase from Fort Worth all the way to Austin, major food recalls affecting Texas grocery stores, and the return of football as Cowboys preseason action officially kicks off. A listener found herself in legal trouble (Candice Court style) after ordering DoorDash at a wedding that served almost no food. Things got awkward when the delivery driver walked directly into the reception looking for her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Football season is almost here, and the crew kicked off a friendly competition by breaking down some of the biggest high school football rivalries in North Texas. Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh each made their picks in matchups like Duncanville vs. DeSoto, North Crowley vs. Crowley, Allen vs. McKinney, Wylie vs. Rowlett, and Grapevine vs. Colleyville Heritage. With school pride, trash talk, and hometown bragging rights on the line, the stakes got even higher when they agreed that whoever makes the worst predictions throughout the season will have to face the dreaded Wheel of Misfortune. It's Friday Night Lights energy at its finest, with plenty of bold predictions and rivalry drama to fuel the season aheadSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What if one secret decision you made for your child years ago suddenly started creating more problems than it solved? On this entertaining and unpredictable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh tackle everything from back-to-school chaos and parenting dilemmas to Texas conspiracies, dating red flags, and one Dirty Little Secret that has listeners talking. As thousands of North Texas students head back to school, the gang shares first-day experiences, parenting struggles, and hilarious stories from their own mornings. But things quickly take a turn when Billy falls down an internet rabbit hole involving the mysterious underground Rockwall Wall, giant human skeleton theories, and claims that could completely rewrite Texas history. On Dirty Little Secret : A father reveals that for years he and his wife have secretly used a friend's address to enroll their son in a different school district because they believed it would provide a better education than their neighborhood school. Candice Court- Today's case involves a woman who recently started dating a man she really likes, but everything changed when she visited his home for the first time and discovered a giant self-portrait hanging prominently in his living room If you love hilarious debates, outrageous confessions, Texas-sized stories, and the chemistry of Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh, this episode delivers all of it and more. Subscribe, leave a review, and share the podcast with your friends and family. And if you've got a Dirty Little Secret of your own, we'd love to hear it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A father confesses that for years he and his wife have secretly used a friend's address to enroll their son in a different school district because they believed it would provide a better education than their neighborhood school. What started as a plan to give their child the best opportunity has become increasingly difficult to maintain as their son gets older, makes friends, and wants to attend birthday parties and activities near school. Now, with the risk of being caught growing every year, he's wondering if protecting his son's future was worth the stress, the deception, and the possibility of everything falling apart. The confession sparks a lively conversation about parental sacrifice, school choice, and how far parents should go to do what they believe is best for their kids.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Football season is almost here, and the crew kicked off a friendly competition by breaking down some of the biggest high school football rivalries in North Texas. Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh each made their picks in matchups like Duncanville vs. DeSoto, North Crowley vs. Crowley, Allen vs. McKinney, Wylie vs. Rowlett, and Grapevine vs. Colleyville Heritage. With school pride, trash talk, and hometown bragging rights on the line, the stakes got even higher when they agreed that whoever makes the worst predictions throughout the season will have to face the dreaded Wheel of Misfortune. It's Friday Night Lights energy at its finest, with plenty of bold predictions and rivalry drama to fuel the season aheadSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A divorced mom admits she developed a major crush on her daughter's PE teacher after spending the last school year volunteering at every school event. After a day of drinking over the summer turned into a night she barely remembers, she decided to shoot her shot and emailed the teacher, telling him she found him attractive and inviting him out for drinks. The problem? He never responded. Now that school is back in session, she's terrified about running into him at drop-off, pickup, and school events. Was it a harmless attempt at finding love, or did she make things permanently awkward? Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh break down the confession and help her navigate one of the most cringe-worthy back-to-school situations imaginable Listen now to Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh for all the laughs, hot takes, courtroom drama, and unforgettable Dirty Little Secrets. Be sure to subscribe, leave a review, and share the podcast with your friends so you never miss a moment. And if you've got a secret of your own, you could be featured on an upcoming episode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What would you do if you accidentally sent a bold, late-night email to your child’s teacher... and then had to face them on the first day of school? On this hilarious and relatable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh are diving headfirst into all the emotions that come with back-to-school season. From tearful parent drop-offs and proud milestone moments to embarrassing confessions and laugh-out-loud debates, this episode has it all. The morning starts with the team sharing their own back-to-school experiences as Candice gets emotional sending Enzo off to third grade, Billy celebrates his son's first day of high school, and Producer Pooh somehow manages to run over his own bicycle just days after getting it repaired. Then comes one of the most unforgettable Dirty Little Secrets we've heard in a while. A divorced mom reveals that after a little too much day drinking over the summer, she decided to email her daughter's handsome PE teacher and ask him out. The problem? He never responded. Now school is back in session, and she has no idea how to face him. The crew breaks down the awkward situation and listeners weigh in with their own opinions. Candice Court :In today's courtroom drama, a woman says her boyfriend ruined her birthday surprise after taking her to SeaWorld but not paying for the dolphin experience she had dreamed about since childhood. And don't miss another episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh, bringing you the stories, laughs, and conversations everyone will be talking about.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dirty Little Secret: A former school cafeteria worker calls in with a confession that's been bothering her for years. After witnessing questionable food safety practices, coworkers skipping handwashing, and some truly shocking behind-the-scenes moments, she says she completely lost faith in school lunches. Her experience became so unsettling that she now insists her own family packs lunch every day. The jaw-dropping confession sparks reactions from Billy, Candace, and Producer Pooh, who share their own cafeteria horror stories, including a childhood lunch mishap Billy will never forget. It's a funny, cringe-worthy, and unforgettable conversation that might make you think twice about what's happening behind the lunch line. Listen now, then subscribe to Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh, leave a review, and share the episode with a friend who grew up on cafeteria pizza and chocolate milkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the most unforgettable moments of the episode came during Dirty Little Secret, when a former school cafeteria worker revealed why she refuses to let her own family eat school lunches. From coworkers allegedly skipping handwashing to food safety concerns, her confession had everyone cringing. The story inspired Billy to share his own childhood cafeteria horror story involving an acrylic fingernail hidden inside his lunch. In today's Candice Court, a group of friends finds themselves divided over a luxury birthday gift. When one friend can't attend the birthday celebration, she asks everyone to delay giving the expensive present until she can be there too. Should the birthday girl have to wait for her gift, or is the absentee friend being selfish? As thousands of North Texas students headed back to class, one question sparked a heated debate on the show: Should kids be required to do homework after spending eight hours at school, or are parents right to say "enough is enough?" Find out on today's "Hot Take"  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What would you do if you discovered your ex might be selling your missing belongings at a "Divorce Yard Sale"? This episode's Dirty Little Secret features a recently divorced listener who believes his ex-wife may be selling items that mysteriously disappeared during their split, including sentimental belongings passed down from his father. After spotting her social media posts promoting a very public "Divorce Yard Sale," he reveals his plan to show up with friends and a pickup truck to reclaim anything he believes is rightfully his. As Billy, Candace, and Producer Pooh weigh in, the conversation turns into a debate about pettiness, karma, post-divorce boundaries, and whether a "Divorce Yard Sale" is a harmless celebration or taking things way too far. With emotions running high and the potential for confrontation looming, listeners are left wondering: is he justified, or is this recovery mission destined to end in disaster? Have you ever had an ex take something you never got back? Subscribe to the podcast, leave a review, and share this episode with someone who has a wild breakup story. Then join the conversation and let us know whose side you're on!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you show up to your ex's "Divorce Yard Sale" and reclaim the belongings you believe are rightfully yours? On this back-to-school edition of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candace Lopez, and Producer Pooh tackle one of the wildest Dirty Little Secrets they've heard in a while. A recently divorced listener reveals his plan to crash his ex-wife's very public "Divorce Yard Sale" after discovering she may be selling sentimental items that mysteriously disappeared during their split. Is it justice, revenge, or a disaster waiting to happen? The crew also dives into the excitement and stress of the first day back to school across North Texas, sharing memories of fresh outfits, awkward school bus rides, and the realities parents face when another school year begins. Plus, Producer Pooh reflects on his first art gallery experience and discovers that the art world comes with its own unique culture, while Billy, Candace, and Pooh debate whether it's ever okay to step in and correct someone else's child in public after Billy's frustrating encounter with an out-of-control kid at a store. On Candice Court a listener finds herself questioning her relationship after her boyfriend offers his home to his ex and their daughter when the ex's air conditioning goes out during the Texas heat. Today's Hot Take Should adults step in when a child is creating a scene in public? Have parents become desensitized to bad behavior? Or should nobody ever correct a child that isn't theirs? If this episode made you laugh, gasp, or yell at your speakers, you're our kind of listener! Hit subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with your group chat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can the biggest mistake of your life ever truly stay in the past? In this emotional edition of Dirty Little Secret, a teacher shares the shocking situation that has brought a painful chapter of her life rushing back. Years ago, she had an affair that nearly destroyed her marriage. After countless difficult conversations, counseling, and hard work, she and her husband rebuilt their relationship and came out stronger than ever. Now, just when she thought that chapter was closed, she discovers that the daughter of the man she had the affair with will be attending her school. As she wrestles with guilt, anxiety, and the fear of reopening old wounds, she wonders whether she should tell her administration, how to approach her husband, and what happens when the consequences of a past mistake suddenly show up in your everyday life. Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh weigh in on forgiveness, accountability, second chances, and whether some secrets ever truly disappear. Is this simply an uncomfortable reminder of the past, or a situation that could threaten everything she's worked so hard to rebuild? Tune in and decide for yourself.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can a mistake from years ago truly stay in the past... or is it destined to find its way back into your life? This powerful and emotional episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning features one of the most unforgettable Dirty Little Secrets we've heard yet. A longtime teacher reveals that years after an affair nearly destroyed her marriage, she's now facing a shocking reality: the daughter of the man she had the affair with will be attending her school. After both families fought to save their marriages and move forward, she's terrified that old wounds could suddenly be reopened. Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh dive into a heartfelt conversation about forgiveness, consequences, second chances, and whether the past ever truly stays buried. On Candice Court A listener finds herself in hot water after her boyfriend catches her looking through his medicine cabinet just three months into their relationship. Subscribe, leave a review, and share the podcast with your friends! Your support helps more listeners discover Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this emotional edition of Dirty Little Secret, a woman reveals the real reason she keeps turning down her longtime boyfriend's marriage proposals. After more than a decade together, she says the issue isn't just the extra weight he's gained. It's what she believes he's lost along the way: his ambition, confidence, and drive. The anonymous caller opens up about their complicated relationship, which has survived years of ups and downs, but admits she's struggling with whether she can commit to a future with someone she feels has become too comfortable. As Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh weigh in, the conversation shifts from physical appearance to a deeper discussion about health, motivation, self-worth, and what people really need from a life partner. Is she being honest about her concerns for his future, or is she being unfairly judgmental? This confession sparked strong reactions from listeners on both sides of the debate. Listen now and decide: Is love enough, or does personal growth matter just as much?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you say “yes” to a proposal if the person you love stopped being the person they used to be? This morning on Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh dive into one of the most controversial Dirty Little Secrets we've heard in a long time. A woman admits she's been with her boyfriend for 12 years, but refuses to marry him because he's gained weight and lost the ambition she once found attractive. Is she being shallow... or simply thinking about their future together? The conversation sparked passionate reactions from listeners and turned into one of the biggest debates of the morning. The crew also tackles a hilarious Candice Court case involving a dream engagement ring, friendship drama, and whether someone is justified in being upset after their friend purchased the exact ring they've always wanted for themselves. Meanwhile, Billy shares what may be the most dramatic "near-death" story of the year after a terrifying showdown with a poolside spider that sent him diving underwater in full panic mode. Was it a dangerous brown recluse... or just Billy being Billy? This edition of Candice Court features a jewelry industry professional who helped a friend shop for an engagement ring.If you laughed, debated, or related to today's show, be sure to subscribe, leave a review, and share the podcast with your friends and family. Your support helps more people discover Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What would you do if keeping the lights on meant risking your child's most treasured possession? In this emotional Dirty Little Secret, a father opens up about a difficult decision he never thought he'd have to make. After falling behind on bills and struggling financially, he secretly pawned his 8-year-old son's prized Pokémon card collection, a collection they've spent years building together through card shows, trades, and unforgettable father-son memories. The cards aren't just collectibles worth thousands of dollars. They're a symbol of the bond they share. Now, his son is asking questions, his ex-wife has no idea what happened, and the clock is ticking before the collection could be lost for good if he can't come up with the money to get it back. As Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh react, the conversation turns heartfelt as they discuss parenting, financial hardship, and whether desperation can justify a decision that could break a child's heart. Subscribe. Rate. Review. Share. And remember, your secret could be the next one featured on the show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How far would you go to keep the lights on if it meant risking something your child loves forever? On this emotional and unforgettable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh tackle one of the toughest Dirty Little Secrets the show has heard in a long time. A struggling father confesses that after falling behind on bills and facing serious financial hardship, he made a heartbreaking decision: he pawned his 8-year-old son's beloved Pokémon card collection. What started as a shared hobby and years of memories could now be gone forever if he can't come up with the money in time. The confession sparks a raw conversation about parenthood, sacrifice, financial stress, and just how far parents will go to protect their families. If today's episode made you laugh, think, or feel something, leave a review, share it with a friend, and help spread the word. Your support helps us keep bringing the conversations, chaos, and unforgettable stories every morning.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What would you do if you accidentally found your boyfriend's engagement ring... and realized you're not ready for the proposal? In this emotional edition of Dirty Little Secret, a listener reveals that while helping her boyfriend with laundry, she stumbled across a hidden ring box in his dresser. After six months of dating, things have been moving fast, but now she's convinced he's planning to propose during an upcoming family trip to Galveston. There's just one problem: she's not sure she's ready for marriage yet. As she wrestles with keeping the secret, dropping hints, and avoiding a potentially awkward proposal, Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh weigh in on relationship timelines, dream engagements, and whether love is enough when the timing doesn't feel right. Is she overthinking it, or is six months simply too soon to say "yes"? This Dirty Little Secret sparks a heartfelt and hilarious conversation about commitment, expectations, and what happens when the surprise is accidentally ruined before the big momentSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you say “yes” if you found the engagement ring before the proposal... but realized you're not ready for marriage? This wild episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh is packed with laugh-out-loud moments, unexpected confessions, and a Dirty Little Secret that had the entire show debating love, timing, and one very controversial proposal destination. The biggest moment of the morning comes when a listener reveals she accidentally discovered an engagement ring hidden in her boyfriend's dresser. The problem? They've only been dating for six months, she believes a proposal is coming during a family trip to Galveston, and she's not sure she's ready to say yes. The conversation quickly turns into a hilarious yet surprisingly heartfelt debate about relationships, dream proposals, and whether Galveston deserves all the shade it received. Plus, listeners finally get an update on yesterday's emotional Dirty Little Secret. A husband who discovered his wife had been secretly sending money to her ex confronts her about it, and the explanation leaves Billy, Candice, and Pooh with plenty to unpack about trust, parenting, and second chances. On today's Candice Court this case, a listener wants to know if he missed a major red flag after a woman confidently walked up to him at a bar and said, "I think you should buy me a drink." Was it bold and attractive, or completely tacky? Love the laughs, the drama, and the real-life debates? Make sure you're subscribed to Billy The Kidd In The Morning so you never miss a Dirty Little Secret, Candace Court verdict, or Producer Pooh hot take. If you enjoyed today's episode, leave us a review, share it with a friend, and help spread the chaos. You never know, your story could be the next one featured on the show! Listen, subscribe, rate, and share wherever you get your podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you confront your spouse if you discovered they were secretly helping their ex? Today's Dirty Little Secret takes a surprising turn when a husband accidentally spots a text message from his wife's ex-husband and uncovers something she never told him: she's been quietly sending him money for months. The twist? This is the same ex whose cheating ended their marriage. While the messages don't appear romantic, the secret financial support raises some serious questions about trust, transparency, and boundaries in a marriage. Should he come clean about what he saw? Is there ever a good reason to secretly help an ex? Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh weigh in on the situation and debate whether this husband should confront his wife or keep what he discovered to himself. Call or message us and share your Dirty Little Secret anonymously. We protect your identity while giving you a chance to get it off your chest and hear what Billy, Candice, Producer Pooh, and our listeners have to say. Leave us a message, follow us on social, and listen for new Dirty Little Secrets every morning on Billy The Kidd In The Morning. You never know... your secret could be featured nextSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh kick off a scorching Texas Monday with plenty of laughs, hot takes, and a relationship dilemma that has everyone talking. The show's HOT Take of the Day centers around a newly divorced neighbor who's been mowing her lawn in a bikini during the Texas heat. The real controversy? One married neighbor who suddenly seems very interested in discussing lawn care. Is mowing in a bikini empowering, practical, or attention-seeking? And at what point does "being neighborly" become something more? Listeners flood the phones with hilarious opinions and personal stories, including one neighborhood where a single attractive neighbor somehow inspired every man on the block to start mowing their lawns. Then, in a jaw-dropping edition of Dirty Little Secret, a husband discovers that his wife has secretly been sending money to her ex-husband, the same man whose cheating ended their marriage. When a text message accidentally appears on her phone, he uncovers months of financial help he never knew about. Is she simply helping the father of her child through tough times, or is there something deeper going on? Billy, Candice, and Pooh debate whether he should confront her and what an acceptable explanation could possibly be. Candice Court In this week's Candice Court, a listener is struggling with a new relationship for a very unexpected reason: her boyfriend's sheets. Although he's kind, thoughtful, and seemingly trying his best, his apartment cleanliness leaves a lot to be desired. The final straw? A bed she can't bring herself to sleep in. Should she gift him a brand-new set of sheets as a subtle hint, or would that be crossing a line? Judge Candice delivers her verdict in a courtroom session filled with relatable laughs and brutally honest observations. While there wasn't a traditional guest interview featured in this episode, one of the show's most compelling perspectives comes from the anonymous Dirty Little Secret caller, whose story sparks a larger conversation about trust, transparency, finances in marriage, and whether exes should still be helping each other behind the scenes. His situation becomes the emotional centerpiece of the episode and resonates with listeners facing similar relationship challenges. Subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with a friend who's ever had a nosy neighbor, a messy ex, or a boyfriend who desperately needs new sheets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week's Dirty Little Secret comes from a listener who's considering a bold move for her upcoming 20-year high school reunion: hiring a very hot male escort to be her date. After feeling overlooked and unpopular in high school, she says years of personal growth, career success, and newfound confidence have completely transformed her life. Now she's wondering if showing up with the perfect arm candy is the ultimate reunion flex or a terrible idea waiting to backfire. Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh weigh in on confidence, glow-ups, and whether the best revenge is success... or showing up with a hired heartthrobSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this hilarious and unforgettable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh tackle one of the wildest Dirty Little Secrets we've heard in a while. A listener reveals she's considering hiring a very attractive male escort to accompany her to her 20-year high school reunion after a major glow-up. Is it brilliant confidence, a harmless social experiment, or a recipe for disaster? The conversation takes plenty of unexpected turns as the show debates whether living your best life is enough... or if a little reunion revenge is sometimes justified. The crew also shares stories from a chaotic day across North Texas, including a massive traffic nightmare after a 34,000-pound industrial oven crashed onto the Dallas North Tollway and a dramatic police chase that unfolded right outside the station. Plus, listeners help us "Age Yourself" with old-school struggles that today's generation could never survive, from waiting by the phone for a crush to call, to hunting down pay phones, and anxiously watching the TV scroll for snow day announcements. This week's case puts parenting expectations on trial. A mother wants to skip her daughter's first birthday party, arguing that one-year-olds won't remember extravagant celebrations anyway .Find out on Candice Court. The fan-favorite Wheel of Misfortune is back, and this week it claimed another victim! Enjoyed the laughs, drama, and hot takes? 🎙️ Make sure to follow, subscribe, and leave a review for Billy The Kidd In The Morning! And if this episode made you laugh, share it with a friend and join Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh every weekday for more unforgettable momentsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What started as a childhood opportunity turned into a guilt-filled confession decades later. This week's Dirty Little Secret comes from a listener who admitted that as a 12-year-old, he couldn't resist the temptation of an unattended neighborhood ice cream truck. After noticing the driver routinely left the truck running while stopping at home, he seized the moment, filled a grocery bag with as much ice cream as he could carry, and disappeared into the woods to enjoy the ultimate childhood jackpot. But his sweet victory quickly turned sour. After stuffing himself with enough frozen treats to earn what his grandmother called a "circus tummy," he buried the evidence, cleaned up in a nearby creek, and headed home only to discover police cars surrounding the neighborhood. Someone had reported the ice cream truck robbery, and everyone immediately blamed the local troublemaker, a kid named Lance. The real culprit stayed silent. Years later, the memory still sticks with him every time he hears an ice cream truck roll by. What he thought was the greatest heist of his childhood became a surprisingly funny confession packed with guilt, nostalgia, and one unforgettable image: a kid alone in the woods, surrounded by melting ice cream wrappers, trying desperately to eat the evidence.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you still support your partner's dream if it meant watching them kiss someone else on stage? This morning on Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh tackle everything from relationship boundaries and unexpected dating deal breakers to one of the funniest Dirty Little Secrets we've heard all year. The show kicks off with hilarious discussions about homemade haunted houses in July, Spirit Halloween sightings already popping up around DFW, and Producer Pooh's brutally honest observations about what someone's bathroom and pillows can reveal about them. Things quickly spiral into classic morning show chaos. In Candice Court, a listener asks for advice after learning his aspiring actress girlfriend landed a lead role that includes a romantic kissing scene. Is he overreacting by refusing to watch the performance? Candice draws from her real-life experience being married to a professional actor, leading to a thoughtful and surprisingly personal conversation about trust, careers, and what it means to truly support someone's dreams. Then comes the unforgettable Dirty Little Secret. A listener confesses that as a 12-year-old, he stole a grocery bag full of ice cream from a neighborhood ice cream truck, hid in the woods, and attempted to eat all of it before getting caught. The story takes an unexpected twist when police get involved and an innocent neighborhood kid named Lance becomes the prime suspectSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when family traditions aren't as fair as they seem? In this emotional edition of Dirty Little Secret, a listener reveals a secret she's been keeping from her husband and stepchildren for nearly three years. While holidays, birthdays, and special occasions appear equal for all four kids in their blended family, there's a hidden second celebration taking place behind the scenes. After the official festivities are over, her mother quietly invites only her biological grandchildren over for extra gifts, extra cash, and a private celebration that nobody else in the family knows about. Her husband's children are completely unaware, and her mother insists she's done nothing wrong, saying, "They're not my grandchildren. I'm always going to spoil my grandkids more." Now, the listener is stuck between loyalty to her mother, love for her stepchildren, and growing guilt over keeping the secret. The confession sparked a powerful discussion about blended families, favoritism, family bonds, and whether it's possible or even fair to love every child exactly the same. Is this simply a grandmother spoiling her biological grandkids, or a heartbreaking secret that could damage an entire family if it's ever discovered? It's one of the most relatable, emotional, and controversial Dirty Little Secrets we've heard, and it had listeners sharing their own experiences from both sides of the issue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it wrong to treat biological kids differently than step kids when no one is supposed to know? That emotional question sparked one of the most thought-provoking conversations yet on Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh. A listener's shocking Dirty Little Secret revealed a hidden family tradition that's been kept under wraps for nearly three years. While birthdays, Christmases, and holidays appear fair on the surface, there's a second round of gifts and cash given exclusively to her biological children behind closed doors. Is Grandma simply spoiling her grandkids—or is this a hurtful betrayal of a blended family? The discussion opened up a powerful conversation about stepchildren, family bonds, favoritism, and the complicated realities many blended families quietly face. Plus, the gang tackles another heated debate that quickly spiraled into an all-out studio argument: If you borrow money to buy a lottery ticket and win millions, how much do you owe the person who loaned you the money?Billy, Candice, and Pooh could not agree, and listeners were equally divided. The answers ranged from paying back the original loan to splitting the jackpot in half. Candice Court: A frustrated listener brought her pregnant coworker to court after being invited to what felt like an endless series of baby celebrations.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What started as a late-night Taco Bell run quickly turned into a confession our listener isn't exactly proud of. After getting cut off in traffic and wearing an entire fountain drink thanks to a reckless driver, frustration got the best of him. Ready to confront the driver, he pulled up alongside the vehicle—only to discover the other guy was absolutely massive and definitely not someone he wanted to argue with. So what happened next? Instead of starting a fight, he followed the driver to a Walmart parking lot, waited for him to go inside, and took revenge in the most unexpected way possible: by smearing his girlfriend's bean burrito all over the man's windshield. The problem? His girlfriend was expecting to eat that burritSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh dive into one of the most heated dating debates we've had in a while after a viral story sparked strong opinions from listeners across DFW. When a single mom expected her date to cover food for her kids—and some people even argued he should pay for the babysitter the phones lit up with passionate takes from both sides. The conversation unfolds into a hilarious and surprisingly thoughtful discussion about dating expectations, finances, single parenthood, and modern relationships. Listeners share real-life experiences, including one caller who found himself in almost the exact same situation on a first date. Plus, we uncover some hidden talents nobody would believe! Candice reveals her impressive childhood bowling credentials, Producer Pooh claims he's secretly skilled on a motorcycle and water skis, and Billy doubles down on his tennis skills and unicycle abilities. The results are as entertaining as you'd expect.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Dirty Little Secret delivered one of the most emotional and relatable moments we've heard in a long time. A devoted mother of two preschoolers called the show carrying a secret she's been afraid to say out loud: she hates summer. Not because she doesn't love her children but because she's exhausted. With no family nearby, limited resources for childcare, and two young kids demanding her attention every waking moment, she confessed that she's reached her breaking point. Between constant fights, endless messes, and never having a moment to herself, she revealed that her only escape is hiding in the bathroom for an hour after bedtime sometimes just sitting on the floor and crying. The conversation quickly became a powerful reminder that parental burnout is real, and that even the most loving parents can feel overwhelmed. Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh offered support and perspective, while listeners flooded the show with encouragement, advice, and reassurance that she isn't aloneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever loved your kids more than anything in the world… but still desperately needed a break from them? On this powerful, funny, and unexpectedly emotional episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh take listeners on a rollercoaster of laughter, honesty, parenting struggles, and unforgettable hot takes. The show kicks off with stories from the weekend, including a Rangers game adventure, Producer Pooh's unexpected battle with a swarm of angry wasps that ended with a fully-clothed dive into a swimming pool, and a discussion about the simple joy of introducing a new generation to their very first radio. But the heart of the episode comes during Dirty Little Secret, when an overwhelmed mother of two preschoolers bravely confesses something she's been terrified to say out loud: she hates summer because she's completely exhausted by the nonstop demands of parenthood. With no nearby family support, limited financial resources, and two young children at home 24/7, she's reaching a breaking point and questioning whether she's a bad mom for feeling overwhelmed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He Faked His Muscles to Impress Her… Now Everything Could Fall Apart!  How far would you go to impress someone you're dating—and what happens when the truth is about to come out? On this hilarious and unforgettable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh dive into one of the most jaw-dropping Dirty Little Secrets they've heard in a while. A listener calls in with a dating dilemma that's almost too unbelievable to be true. After meeting a stunning woman he believes is completely out of his league, he secretly starts wearing a muscle-enhancing compression shirt to boost his confidence. The problem? The relationship is getting serious, and he's running out of time before she discovers that his impressive physique isn't exactly what it seems. As the listener struggles to figure out his next move, the show debates honesty, confidence, insecurity, and whether a great sense of humor can outweigh a bad first impression. Candice offers practical relationship advice, while Billy and Producer Pooh take the conversation in a wildly unexpected direction involving fake work trips, disappearing acts, and a completely ridiculous "parasite" cover story. Don't forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with a friend who's ever tried a little too hard to impress someone.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.