Biscuits and Backshots

Topics Include: Another very strange dream, The most attractive Pokémon, The hard call on incest, and-and-and TWINS and other horrors from the 90's, and many more!

Topics Include: N****, B*****, Ch***, Sand N****, G***, Prairie N****, Sp***, Wop, Ofay, Pizza N****, and many more!circa 2025

Topics Include: Are there more pounds of spider or person on Earth?, How many pounds of spider are there?, Can you fit a whole pound of spider in your mouth and eyes?, and many more!circa 2025

Topics Include: I'll be in my office watching pottery videos, Just really into pottery, I mean yeah she's a very attractive woman but it's about the pottery, OK sure she does put the entire thing of clay down her throat and then turn on the pottery wheel but it's not a sex thing alright?, and many more!

Topics Include: Sauce mess, Hooker mess, D*ck Mess, Existential mess, I hate you I hate you I hate you, and many more!circa 2025

Topics Include: Better mind your tone buddy, Better keep your words straight pal, Better mind your manners friend, Better Watch Your Mouth Husband, and many more!Circa 2025

Topics Include: Strategies for maximum agony, Dehumanizing the enemy, The natural inclination for humans to find certain disfigurements more upsetting than others, Biscuits turns a corner towards sadism, and many more!Circa 2025

Topics Include: That game where there's a four legged women- the forest?, The depths of Backshots' fear, He's doing his best, The funny side of severe brain damage, and many more!circa 2025

Topics Include: The ethical implications of helping to build Roko's Baculum, The enormity and power of Roko's Baculum, How ignoring Roko's Baculum may bring you eternal pain, The fact that Roko's Baculum is a cognitohazard is actually not addressed, and many more!Circa 2025

Topics Include: You are very beautiful, I am ladyboy, You're what?, I am ladyboy I have penis, Noooo come on, I am I have penis!, Noooo couldn't be, and many more!Circa 2025

Topics Include: When Jesus was pierced by the Roman's spear, Ew gross! Water?!, What the hell?, Why did water come out?, Are you just full of water?, and many more!Circa 2025

Topics Include: Happy New Year!, Our new slogan, Is it funny or is it actually astute?, Do we mean it or is this just another complaint, Is contributing to society ever worthwhile or is it just a cosmic shell game that ends in tears?, and many more!Circa 2025

Topics Include: The terrible power of Mila Kunis, That time Mila Kunis got caught jerkin it in a porno theater, The one where Mila Kunis goes on a grand adventure to get her special bicycle back, the Vengaboys, and many more!Circa 2024

Topics Include: The kind of people that don't care at all about future generations (including their own progeny), the kind of people that don't might wrecking the world for their own benefit, The kind of people that have an undue amount of influence and power, Manta Rays, and many more!Circa 2024

Topics Include:Third places, There's no way to meet people if you don't drink, What if everyone who wasn't socialized during covid could act like they do on the internet in person?, What if they all wore masks and it was weird and sexy?, and many more!Circa 2024

Topic Include: Why murder is ok sometimes (like with Hitler for instance), Why the American public was so ready to root for somebody getting shot in the back (like with Hitler for instance), Why an evil person's wife shouldn't be surprised when the public is out for their husband's blood (like with Hitler for instance), Why the American mainstream media really wants to make people feel guilty when billionaire's die (like with Hitler for instance), and many, many more Circa 2024 (before Luigi Mangione was caught)

Topics Include: A chained god forced to do the homework of unworthy college students and fed with the concentrated wickedness of mankind, The efforts to restrain and hobble the chained god, What you can do to prevent robo-slavery should an AGI emerge, I have no mouth and I must guck, and many many more!circa 2024

Topics Include: Cave explorers having to eat skeletons to continue cave exploring, My tuna nightmare girlfriend, At what age do you have to stop saying 'hamburger', The world's most tired Backshots, The twenty minutes of the episode which we removed for quality assurance, and many many moreCirca 2024

Topics Include: Jake Paul VS Mike Tyson, Jake Paul VS Abraham Lincoln, Jake Paul VS a 700lb Silverback Gorilla, Jake Paul VS Tiger, Jake Paul VS a Great White Shark, Jake Paul VS differential pressure, Backshots says some stuff about Sabrina Carpenter you'll probably be on the fence about cause I am, and many, many more!Circa 2024

Topics Include: A field of Wilford Brimlies, How the rise of AI will make the ruling parties switch their stance on falling birth rates, How the babies arrive to the Great Pacific Baby Pile, Who takes care of the babies that amass in the Great Pacific Baby Pile?, What would happen if the babies of the Great Pacific Baby Pile managed to return to land at full strength?, and many more!Circa 2024

Topics Include: The time Daft Punk had to go Acapella, Harlequin Ichthyosis, SABoMGASoATiNG, A 'new' Olympics, Lick Me Down, the Demon Episode, and many more!Circa 2024

Topics Include: When paramedics are required to try and resuscitate you, Setting up a series of contraptions to call an ambulance three days after you've died, The world's silliest pranks to pull on an EMT, and many, many more!Circa 2024

Topic Include: The terrible power of cheese, The only weakness of polar bears, What to do when you're getting attacked by a polar bear (die), The future of scams, Honey badger can't lose, and many more!Circa 2024

Topics Include: If YOUR dog hissed, what would you do? Can our country be considered free if dogs can't hiss? Does the liberal agenda stand in the way of hissing dogs? What is there to lose (or gain) from giving dogs the ability to hiss, A yes on prop 81 is a no for America! And many more!Circa 2024

Topic Include: What Helga's dad would think if he came home early and found her at her gum shrine, Whether or not Helga as a child can be a sick pervert, The smell that must be coming off that thing, Why is it wet, Buda Dunana Nanuna... Na Na Na Nuna Hey Arnold!, and many more!Circa 2024

Topics Include: Pigcorn, Kangaroos love to drown dogs, A very evil navy captain, Punching somebody in the face with an unarmed surface to surface missle, and many many more!circa 2024

Topics Include: The terrible difference between butt naked and regular naked, The new fad for streakers at baseball games, Fool me once? shame on you. Fool me twice? I'm about to get butt naked, and many more!circa 2024don't listen until 12022

Topics Include:One must imagine Prometheus happy, One must imagine the Roc would get pretty quick at takin' that liver, One must imagine getting barbed wire flossed, One must imagine a romantic daydream about the giant bird assigned to torment you, and many more!circa 2024

Topics Include:New Trolley Problem, Hypotheticals: Furry Style, I'd rather be watching Furries on TikTok, You say that like it's a joke but you clearly mean it, He blew it!, Elon Musk has an original character named 'Elon Tusk' that's a Were-Elephant, and many more!Circa 2024Don't listen for 10,000 years

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE (2025)Thank you for your patience in waiting 10,000 years to listen to the show. We can't express how much it means to us that no one listens to this until the distant future. Hopefully you enjoyed each of the six parts of the second filler episode enough to want the whole thing, cause here it is.~Biscuits

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE (2025)It's the last part of our second filler episode! What happens in this one? ... Donald Trump spreads does a goatse? What?! ... Thousands of republicans also goatse in solidarity?! WHAT?!~Biscuits

Topics Include: Don't get close to the good piggies, Hogs don't speak, If you don't want to get the cat-o-nine tails then don't stand up, B rating from the health inspector, I can hear the ratsAnd many more!Circa 2024 CE

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTUREThe best way to protect your home from invaders, is to burn it the hell down. Fireworks are a legitimate home defense option. I know, I'm from the future (2025)

Topics Include: I was wrong about this being the hundredth episode, I was also wrong about this being the sixty first episode, Technically this isn't even the fifty fifth episode because of the filler episodes, Oh wellcirca 2024

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTUREWarning! This filler episode piece contains hilarious descriptions of grim and tragic deaths, just in time for HALLOWEEN! BOOOOOOOOoooOOOOooooO! Also, even though it's a filler episode and isn't from as far back in the past as the others, you still shouldn't listen to it until 12,022 AD.~Biscuits

Topic Include: Why do words have genders? What if everybody just spoke English? Why is English so stupid and hard? Why are you going 'cchh', you don't have to do that anymore! And many, many more!Recorded 2024

Message from the future (2025)Geeze, time sure does fly huh? We're already on to the third part of the second filler episode! This one focuses primarily on the Saw films, or at least that's what the title would suggest.ENJOY, PEOPLE OF THE FUTURE!

Topics Include: Golden Toilet, How Doctors Clean Gunshot Wounds to the Large Intestine, Wilin' Jimminy's Coal Fired Crematorium, Doctor Morgue, I'm cooked!, and many more!

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTUREI'm sure no one will get sick of the way we do filler episodes!Ya know how I know?Because no one listens to this podcast.Not for 9,999 years!

Topics Include: Who watches the watchmen? It's the Phantom Bullet, A magic gun that makes everyone who witnesses it being fired forget, The incredible powerful of genital shots, and many more

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE!(2025)Uh oh! We only did like thirty episodes in the first year! Looks like we're gonna have to add some more filler! After all, if the podcast ever catches up to the present, we have to stop making it! :0This one starts off with a bit about funny astronaut pranks. ~Biscuits in the future

Topics Include: A cautionary tale about beer pong, Not spanking your roommate's girlfriend hard enough, The look of disappointment someone gives you when you don't haul off on them, and many many more!

Topics Include: politics, the solution to politics, ftp, funniest deaths, least funny deaths, expecting hell

Topics Include: We really nailed it this time, What a great episode, *** diaper, Oh no!, It's ruined!

Topic Include: ATAB, the prevalence of tomato brutality, the fact that nearly 40 percent of tomatoes belong to known hate groups, the main reasons people become tomatoes and why that should automatically disqualify them, the difference between tomato laws and tomato justice

Topics Include: An Old Lady, Fly, Spider, Bird, Cat, Dog, Goat, Cow, Horse, Perhaps She'll Die.

Topics Include: whiteness, lasagna, crime tips, that skittles commercial where the guy could turn everything he touched into skittles, the terrible fate of skittles man, new worst marketing strategy

Message from the future (2025):Turns out, if you listen to it all at once, it's not that bad of an episode :D Enjoy!

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE (2025):The final part of the first Philler episode. It's a bit wistful. I only wish it could have been dragged out for longer. Ah well, at least now you'll be able to listen to the entire thing with no interruptions.Topics Include: Fried Egg, Root Beer, Grilled Mushrooms, Hashbrowns, Chips On 'Em, a Sad and Terrible Duck Tragedy

Topics Include: What's your dream hell? What would you do if you were Jim Carrey in the hit film 'Bruce Almighty'? How immediately will you be corrupted by power? Drake vs Kendrick: who won? And Many more!circa 2024