Bitch I Can’t

On today’s episode we open part 3 of our series where King Henry VIII is dead, but the real tea has just begun to brew. His three kids have suddenly been thrown into a wild fight for power as family members, politicians, and nobles all try to control who wears the crown. Loyalties change overnight, secrets spread like wildfire, and one wrong move could cost someone everything.

On today’s show we open part 2 of our multi-part Tudors series to discuss the remainder of king Henry’s wives and the insane shenanigans that ensued on his way to the grave.

On today’s show we kick off our ‘Surviving The Tudors’ series by diving into the ratchet shenanigans of King Henry VIII, the plight of his six wives, and the uncertain future of an unlikely heir.

From cocaine hippos to twerking teachers, today I’m back from my birthday break to share some of the most ratchet shit I could find on the Internet with you.

With the World Cup just weeks away, today we tell the story of a country caught between cartel violence, national pride, and impossible expectations — and the beloved Colombian soccer star whose split-second mistake during a match against the United States would cost him everything.

Today we tell the story of a Mexican singer-songwriter & narcocorrido legend, Chalino Sánchez. We unravel his mysterious death — and discuss a handful of regional Mexican musicians who would later meet a similar fate.

Today we wrap up our secret attractions and lethal transactions special with a story that takes us to the mexican border. We will meet an unlikely pair of people and discuss the excess, greed, infatuation, and secrets that turned their lives upside down.

Today’s kinky tale blurs the lines between fantasy, consent, and criminal intent. This is the story of Michaela Rylaarsdam and Michael Dale.

Today we talk about a string of violent crimes in New Jersey that may have never been stopped if Black women hadn’t stepped in to save themselves.

When a young Italian mother and model vanished after what seemed like just another private request, the digital trail left behind would unravel into something far more disturbing

To conclude this two-part episode we continue through the investigation of the Amato family murders, subsequent trial, and the INSANE aftermath.

Today we’re locked back into our Secret Attractions & Lethal Transactions mini series to discuss the final boss prodigal son and modern day Cain, and the crimes he committed that shook the fucking nation.

I forgot a few headlines to cover in the last episode so here’s part 2!

On today’s episode we talk about the mysterious deaths of Ashlee Jenae & Denisha Delancey, we review the details of singer D4vid’s arrest, the Ice Spice McCombo, Mary’s crispy chicken trauma, father & son sperm bandits, and more.

Today we take a field trip to a detroit college campus in the early 90s and talk about what happens when an ambitious student named Tina Biggar flew a little too close to the sun. **EDIT: TINA IS A CAPRICORN NOT A SAGITTARIUS**

Today we are kicking off the Secret Attractions & Lethal Transactions mini-series with the tragic and mysterious story of Susan Osborne and her son Jeffrey Chartrand. Join us for a peek into a world where fantasies, double lives, and secrecy all come at a very steep price.Police ask anyone with information on their disappearance to reach out to the elmore county sheriffs office at 334-567-5546Susan’s family’s Facebook page for Susan & Evan search efforts: https://www.facebook.com/p/Justice-for-Susie-and-Evan-100075948969393/Sources:-Never Seen Again: Season 2, Episode 5 on Paramount Plus -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myaOzgPlAvU&t=746s-https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/secrets-true-crime/id1451261942

On today’s show, we take a trip to candy land—and talk about all things sugary sweet. Studies have shown that sugar addiction rewires your brain to chase the dopamine that it provides. Well in sugar relationships, while the reward might be different, the addiction is almost exactly the same. Today we discuss the wild history behind the phrase sugar daddy and what happened when Playboy bunny Kelsey Turner’s sugar train went off the rails.

Today we are sailing off to a world of vikings, vendettas, & medeival scandinavian legends. As we bring women’s month to a close, we take a glimpse into the world of an iconic woman who is hailed as a saint in the eastern orthodox church and has her own holiday, her name was Olga of Kiev. Well not long before Saint Olga found jesus behind the couch, she’d already unlocked legendary status by executing one of the most unhinged revenge campaigns in ancient history. They say that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but have you ever felt the wrath of a saint?

Watch This Episode On YouTube.com/bitchIcantpod!!! On today’s mini-episode we take a break from the headlines about our collapsing government/economy and we talk through some wild ass news stories—from stolen meats to a deer in headlights.

What happens when a fortune teller sees herself in her client’s future and finances? On today’s episode we conclude our 3-part swindling psychic series where we’ve been discussing some of the most infamous supernatural scammers. We close this special with a woman who I truly believe to be, the worst of the worst. Today we tell the wild ass story of Rachel Lee and her twisted crimes. #Psychics #RachelLee #RalphRaines

PART 2: Miss Cleo. From Sylvia Browne to Miss Cleo to Rachel Lee, in this 3-part special we’re diving into three infamous fortune tellers—and the scandals they never saw coming. Today we step into the shadowy world of psychics, mediums, and spiritual advisors who promise answers from beyond the grave. But behind the crystal balls and tarot cards lies a billion-dollar industry built on grief, hope… and straight-up deception.

From Sylvia Browne to Miss Cleo to Rachel Lee, in this multi-part special we’re diving into three infamous fortune tellers—and the scandals they never saw coming. Today we step into the shadowy world of psychics, mediums, and spiritual advisors who promise answers from beyond the grave. But behind the crystal balls and tarot cards lies a billion-dollar industry built on grief, hope… and straight-up deception.

On today’s story we talk about a small town murder in the 1950’s and the trail of crazy events that follow. We fall into a web of sex, lies, and gunshots that would ultimately leave investigators chasing answers for over 50 years. #TrueCrime #LaPistolera #SharonKinne

Today we talk about the first Black president in the Americas—Vicente Guerrero—the Afro-Mexican revolutionary who abolished slavery, shook the elite, and was essentially erased from history (outside of Mexico).

Today we walk through the wild history of 15th century Japan during the Sengoku era and learn the story of a powerful warlord who appointed the first & only Black samurai in Japanese recorded history.

The fall of Cleopatra opened the door for Rome, but when they tried to push into the Nubian Kingdom of Kush, they ran into Queen Amanirenas—the baddie who brought the empire to their knees and showed them what black excellence was all about.

What happens when a man born in chains takes one impossible idea, one golden opportunity, and quite literally runs with it? History happens. Today, we’re telling the story of someone who entered this world as property and left it as a decorated war hero and accomplished politician. This is the life of a hero, an icon, a legend — Robert Smalls.

On today’s episode we celebrate Valentine’s Day by telling the cautionary tale of a bad romance gone nuclear. Join me as we discuss the night that changed everything for the musical icon known as Al Green.

On today’s episode I FINALLY drop the second part of a story I started in episode 60. We discuss the conclusion of the trial in which Monica Sementilli was tried for the 2017 murder of her husband Fabio.

On today’s episode, we go back to the early 1900's as we tell the story of an "exotic" beauty — a nasty dancer, dancer for money, a woman who walked so Rachel Dolezal could run. Labeled a notorious femme fatale spy and blamed for the deaths of 50,000 soldiers. Her name became legend. Her story became myth. And the truth? It’s buried beneath war, paranoia, and a nation desperate for a villain.Research Sources: https://youtu.be/XFgkhL3atuk?si=DDPiB_zMlhkP4vLZhttps://youtu.be/wrS2jHMhPG4?si=whFUNXeVrTbbxSClhttps://youtu.be/UGB1SN-dRJ0?si=vVvORlO2oELeRemo

On today’s episode, we dive into an insane, landmark court case that held the American public in a chokehold from gavel to gavel in the roaring 1920’s. This case was one of the most salacious legal scandals of its time — teaching hopeless romantics a brutal lesson about the thickness of blood and the conditions of unconditional love.

Today’s subscriber exclusive episode has an…acquired taste. Buckle up and settle your stomach for this one.

Listen to our very first three-part special as we unravel the chaotic carnage left in the wake of Phil Spector—the musician, the mastermind, and the murderer. We begin with his meteoric rise as a promising young producer in the 1960s, trace his rapid unraveling, and end with his 2007 murder trial. Along the way, we focus on two of his victims in particular: one who got away—and another who wasn’t as lucky.

Listen to our very first three-part special as we unravel the chaotic carnage left in the wake of Phil Spector—the musician, the mastermind, and the murderer. We begin with his meteoric rise as a promising young producer in the 1960s, trace his rapid unraveling, and end with his 2007 murder trial. Along the way, we focus on two of his victims in particular: one who got away—and another who wasn’t as lucky.

Listen to our very first three-part special as we unravel the chaotic carnage left in the wake of Phil Spector—the musician, the mastermind, and the murderer. We begin with his meteoric rise as a promising young producer in the 1960s, trace his rapid unraveling, and end with his 2007 murder trial. Along the way, we focus on two of his victims in particular: one who got away—and another who wasn’t as lucky.

Today’s show is a bonus Christmas episode to discuss a bizarre mystery that took place on Christmas Eve of 2010.

On today’s show we talk about the events that transpire after a Canadian man’s body is found in his home 3 days after Christmas in 1995.

On today’s show we discuss a shocking disappearance that leads investigators to a Pandora’s box of crazy as they inch closer to the truth.

On today’s episode we go back in time to discuss all of the nun-sense from episode 36 and cover a few current headlines with my catholic homegirl, Dj Molly from the sidewalk.

On today’s episode we celebrate Thanksgiving by hanging out in my kitchen with my husband and some crazy ass stories!

On today’s episode we talk about sex, drugs, buried secrets, and deadly love.

On today’s episode we talk about all sorts of monkey business; from the world’s most expensive fart to horny surgeons.

On today’s show, we kick off Halloween week by discussing the first murder case in U.S. history where a ghost’s testimony helped convict a killer. Today we tell the story of Zona Heaster Shue.

On today’s show we talk about a tropical romance, a secret arrangement, and a heinous crime that shattered the illusion of paradise** CORRECTION: THERE ARE ONLY 3 SEASONS OF WHITE LOTUS, NOT FOUR**

On today’s show we drag Christopher Columbus harder than he dragged half of Europe across the ocean. Today we talk gold, greed, germs, and genocide— and we remind everyone why today isnt about this asshole, and why It’s about the Indigenous folks who survived his hot mess colonial catastrophe. HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY!

On today’s episode, when a simple game of hide-and-seek turns deadly, we’re left asking: was it a freak accident — or cold-blooded murder?

On today’s episode we dive into part 2 of the wild ass tale of the O.G. “She-wolf” and medieval baddie, Isabella Of France.

On today’s episode we dive into part 1 of the wild ass tale of the O.G. “She-wolf” and medieval baddie, Isabella Of France.

A grizzly discovery on the side of a North Carolina highway turns an entire community upside down.

In a quiet mountainside town in Montana, a family’s picture-perfect life shatters with a single gunshot.