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Bits Before Crits
by Bits Before Crits
Every season is a stand alone adventure!
Episodes
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Kagegami High｜Cute Girls Doing Cute Things
We return to Kagegami High for just one more hit of those sweet, sweet, random tables. What results is a delightful slice of life about three girls who certainly aren’t affiliated with the Illuminati hanging out in the computer lab. In just one hour, we play a rapid-fire oneshot of Ewen Cluney’s...
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Kagegami High｜A Story About School
Supernatural Japanese schoolgirls. Cultists, bikers and a cheerful cartoon robot. A constellation of six sided dice winking ominously down from unfeeling stars. In just one hour, we play a rapid-fire oneshot of Ewen Cluney’s extraordinary Anime inspired game, Kagegami High. This entire episode…
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Thirst! at the Cathedral (Part 2 of 2)｜Come to Fruition
We arrive at the shocking conclusion to our tale of desire and debauchery! Ask Dean about the Thirst! at the Cathedral system on Discord: https://discord.gg/3KJP2P8zEf Join us on Youtube for livestreams: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2ZnM5RlGylY9L1RRsxuZSg Starring Petrea Whittier, Scarlett...
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Thirst! at the Cathedral (Part 1 of 2)｜Happy Pride!
Join us for a horny, hilarious, and occasionally wholesome time as we play Dean’s original game inspired by the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Yes, this was supposed to air in June. Yes, Pride is all year long. Ask Dean about the Thirst! at the Cathedral system on our Discord:...
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Cthulhu S2 E10｜To Bear Witness
Hans, Touille, and Edith infiltrate the Archive and confront Hugh Farmer. Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. Theme is “Rattlesnake” by Kabaret Sybarit. System is a homebrew inspired by Apocalypse World. Discuss the finale with us on Discord:...
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Cthulhu S2 E9｜Shot and Chaser
In this season’s penultimate ep, the gang makes some final decisions about who are their friends and who are their foes. Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. Theme is “Rattlesnake” by Kabaret Sybarit. System is a homebrew inspired by Apocalypse World. Come hang...
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Cthulhu S2 E8｜Chicken and Waffling
The gang heads home after a long day at work. Later, they check in with the boss. Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. Theme is “Rattlesnake” by Kabaret Sybarit. System is a homebrew inspired by Apocalypse World. Come hang with us on Discord:...
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Cthulhu S2 E7｜Giving the Cold Shoulder
We’ve got a whole lot planned: a party in the casino, a stop by the bar, a bite of brunch and work in the morning! Just the average end to a casual weekend in Havana. Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. Theme is “Rattlesnake” by Kabaret Sybarit. System is a...
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Cthulhu S2 E6｜Working Out Solutions
The gang tries to clean up their mess, cover their tracks, and ask the important questions. Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. Theme is “Rattlesnake” by Kabaret Sybarit. System is a homebrew inspired by Apocalypse World. Check out pics from the 1930s on our...
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Cthulhu S2 E5｜Delivering the Goods
Hans starts his new job. Touille holds auditions. Edith takes the wheel. There’s also an extra treat after the outro music you really don’t wanna miss… Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. Theme is “Rattlesnake” by Kabaret Sybarit. System is a homebrew inspired…
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Cthulhu S2 E4｜A Slippery Slope
The gang joins Erich and Erica for a rooftop party at the Sevilla-Biltmore. On top of Havana, they meet a whole slew of new friends. Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. Theme is “Rattlesnake” by Kabaret Sybarit. System is a homebrew inspired by Apocalypse…
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Cthulhu S2 E3｜Breaking into the Industry
Our intrepid investigators make big breakthroughs, both on and off set. Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. Theme is “Rattlesnake” by Kabaret Sybarit. System is a homebrew inspired by Apocalypse World. Character sheets are available on our Discord:...
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Cthulhu S2 E2｜Coked and Cockeyed
Hans, Touille, and Edith ask around town about the mystery corpse, and shop for supplies along the way. Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. Theme is “Rattlesnake” by Kabaret Sybarit. System is a homebrew inspired by Apocalypse World. Character sheets are...
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Cthulhu S2 E1｜Trouble in Paradise
The year is 1930. As the planet spirals into global depression, eldritch horrors stir in the shadows, and Hans Bodman is living his absolute best life. Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. System is a homebrew inspired by Apocalypse World. Character sheets are...
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Vampire: Sunrise Boulevard 2
The party really starts to heat up at Myrna Swanson’s Hollywood mansion. Part 2 of 2. Starring Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, Nick Mayfield as Cesko, Jamie Green as Galaxio, and introducing Scarlett Eller as Myrna Swanson. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro...
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Vampire: Sunrise Boulevard 1
Three vampires travel to the Hollywood Hills and attend an exclusive immortals-only party hosted by a long-gone silent film star. Part 1 of 2 Starring Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, Nick Mayfield as Cesko, Jamie Green as Galaxio, and introducing Scarlett Eller as the inimitable Myrna Swanson.…
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Vampire: Christmas Magic 4｜Pas de Deux
In which our Vampires dance with death on Coney Island. Starring Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, Maureen Fenninger as Venita, and Nick Mayfield as Cesko. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is “Vampire” by The Orion Experience. Join us on Patreon for access…
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Vampire: Christmas Magic 3｜Train to Toyland
Starring Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, Maureen Fenninger as Venita, and Nick Mayfield as Cesko. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is “Vampire” by The Orion Experience. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week!...
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Vampire: Christmas Magic 2｜Santa’s Lap
Our trio of vamps chases Marzipan through Macy’s Santaland, all while getting some shopping done! Starring Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, Maureen Fenninger as Venita, and Nick Mayfield as Cesko. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is “Vampire” by The Orion...
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Vampire: Christmas Magic 1｜The Elf on the Shelf
It’s a cold winter night in 90’s NYC when three ancient vampires unleash an even more ancient magic. Starring Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, Maureen Fenninger as Venita, and Nick Mayfield as Cesko. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is “Vampire” by The…
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UNLOCKED: Betwixt Crits｜Party Like a Viking
Lady Mains used her instant unlock ability to share this Patreon episode with the masses! Support the show on Patreon to get an extra episode every week, plus a backlog of 60+ bonus episodes, including some of our all-time greatest content. www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits
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7th Sea: Treasure Quest 4｜The Cheeks that Launched a Thousand Ships
Our daring crew faces off against the Collector and his fleet. Starring Petrea Whittier as Luca, Steph Ward as Pasha, and Tyler Cass as Lady Mains. System is a 7th Sea: 2nd Edition, GMed by Michael Gilbert. Themes are “Big Ship Little Ship” and “Shit Boat (No Fans)” by Alestorm. If you’re craving...
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7th Sea: Treasure Quest 3｜Booty Grabbers
Luca, Pasha, and Lady Mains sail toward the trove of San Gustavo! Starring Petrea Whittier as Luca, Steph Ward as Pasha, and Tyler Cass as Lady Mains. System is a 7th Sea: 2nd Edition, GMed by Michael Gilbert. Themes are “Big Ship Little Ship” and “Shit Boat (No Fans)” by Alestorm. Join us on...
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7th Sea: Treasure Quest 2｜Under the Inquisitor’s Robes
Luca, Pasha, and Lady Mains visit Vaticine City, where they do their best to quietly visit a museum without antagonizing anybody at all! Starring Petrea Whittier as Luca, Steph Ward as Pasha, and Tyler Cass as Lady Mains. System is a 7th Sea: 2nd Edition, GMed by Michael Gilbert. Themes are “Big...
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TEASER: Betwixt Crits｜In Hot Pursuit of a Fat Ass
Here’s a short preview of this week’s Bits Betwixt Crits, a bonus adventure where our pirate crew takes a break from the high seas and hikes through a thick forest in search of an even thicker friend. Support the show on Patreon for access to weekly bonus episodes like this!...
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7th Sea: Treasure Quest 1｜Fishy, Fierce, Feminine
Luca, Pasha, and Lady Mains’s seaside shopping trip is interrupted by a marketplace scuffle that sets them off on a new adventure! Starring Petrea Whittier as Luca, Steph Ward as Pasha, and Tyler Cass as Lady Mains. System is a 7th Sea: 2nd Edition, GMed by Michael Gilbert. Themes are “Big Ship...
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TEASER: Betwixt Crits｜Blowpen15 and the Paintballs of Destiny
Here’s a short preview of this week’s Bits Betwixt Crits, an extremely non-canonical paintball match of Gayz vs. Girls. Support the show on Patreon for access to three! episodes chock-full of Magical Girl adventures, in addition to our weekly After Crits. Join the girls as they confront Big Booty...
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Magical Girls vs. The Male Gayz 13｜Just Desserts
It’s the only course left!
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Magical Girls vs. The Male Gayz 12｜Heart Bursts
In which several are triggered. Join us on Patreon to follow the girls’ non-canon adventures in Bits Betwixt Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits
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Magical Girls vs. The Male Gayz 11｜Human Bugs
The girls take care of some final business at school before heading into October Mountain. Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits
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Magical Girls vs. The Male Gayz 10｜A Taste of Friendship
The girls enjoy a friendly Thanksgiving meal at Poppy Hopper’s place. Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits
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Magical Girls vs. The Male Gayz 9｜Jeopardized!
The Celebration Knights face off against Amoir in a twisted game of his own devising. But this time, it’s not just their own lives which are at stake. Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits
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Magical Girls vs. The Male Gayz 8｜Past-Fail Evaluation!
Hedy and Cordelia meet with a nighttime visitor. Then the girls greet some familiar faces at the grand lecture hall for a brand new A.S.S. Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits
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Magical Girls vs. The Male Gayz 7｜Tricks and Treats
Miss Szegeni and the Bugger Brothers plot their next move. Then the girls take the night off and have some fun for Halloween. Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits
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Magical Girls vs. The Male Gayz 6｜Metamorphosisters!
The girls confront Bebeh in his bughole, and discover his obsession with video games is no small matter! Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits
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Magical Girls vs. The Male Gayz 5｜Caterpilloried!
The girls interrogate Plumpo about the true cost and danger of being a celebration knight. Then they attend Prof. Bebeh’s Advanced Senior Seminar in emotional maturity. Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits
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Magical Girls vs. The Male Gayz 4｜Shaker? I Hardly Know Her!
Autumn, Hedy, and Cordelia study hard, then head out on a school trip to a local historical site! It’s a totally cheery slice-of-life episode! Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits
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Magical Girls vs. The Male Gayz 3｜Don’t Be So Shuttlecocky!
Autumn, Hedy, and Cordelia transform to battle Professor Plastique and his phallic henchmen! Will they be able to triumph over evil and close his massive bughole? Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits
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Magical Girls vs. The Male Gayz 2｜Enter the Bughole!
Miss Szegeni and the Bugger Brothers have a villainous kiki. Then Autumn, Hedy, and Cordelia get athletic when a new teacher shows up to test their physical fitness! Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits
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UNLOCKED: After Crits｜Sailor Says!
Here’s a full bonus episode! We do these after every show. To join us next week, go to patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits and support us at the $5 tier or above!
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Magical Girls vs. The Male Gayz 1｜Celebration Birthday Surprise!
Autumn, Hedy, and Cordelia are three perfectly normal high schoolers whose lives are transformed forever when they meet an ultra-cute visitor from outer space who grants them the power to transform into Magical Girls! But beware! For queer, masculine forces lurk in the teachers’ lounge of the...
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Vampire S2 E12｜Beauty and The Beast
In Central Park we bring our second season of Vampire to an end. Starring Jamie Green as Galaxio, Nick Mayfield as Cesko, Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, and Tyler Cass as Lav. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is “Vampire” by The Orion Experience. Join us…
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Vampire S2 E11｜Cup, Cross, and Car
As the curtain comes down, the vampire community comes together to work toward a better future. Starring Jamie Green as Galaxio, Nick Mayfield as Cesko, Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, and Tyler Cass as Lav. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is “Vampire” by...
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Vampire S2 E10｜Closing Night
The vamps make some extremely last minute preparations, then head to the show. Starring Jamie Green as Galaxio, Nick Mayfield as Cesko, Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, and Tyler Cass as Lav. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is “Vampire” by The Orion...
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Vampire S2 E9｜Best Laid Plans
Magdalena defends her actions. Lav reconnects with the Anarchs. Cesko gets cozy with the Nosferacrew. Galaxio hits up the Giovanni. Starring Jamie Green as Galaxio, Nick Mayfield as Cesko, Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, and Tyler Cass as Lav. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by...
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Vampire S2 E8｜Phone a Friend
Lav meets with an old lover. Cesko goes to the bathroom. Magdalena instructs her children. Galaxio plays hard to get. Starring Jamie Green as Galaxio, Nick Mayfield as Cesko, Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, and Tyler Cass as Lav. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith....
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Vampire S2 E7｜No One is Alone
The Vamps go to Prom. Starring Jamie Green as Galaxio, Nick Mayfield as Cesko, Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, and Tyler Cass as Lav. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is “Vampire” by The Orion Experience. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus…
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Vampire S2 E6｜Just Us Girls
Magdalena and “Marissa” host a sleepover to get to know Bella better. Lav tries his hand at baking. Cesko learns something new. Starring Jamie Green as Galaxio, Nick Mayfield as Cesko, Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, and Tyler Cass as Lav. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean...
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Vampire S2 E5｜Pitch Perfect
Alliances are forged with the Anarchs. Cesko welcomes guests at the Rat Cave. Lav pitches the performance of a lifetime to a skeptical audience. Starring Jamie Green as Galaxio, Nick Mayfield as Cesko, Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, and Tyler Cass as Lav. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th...
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Vampire S2 E4｜Midnight Smackdown
Two extremely capable combatants watch and cheer as their spacey, waifish friend and their short, pudgy friend go head to head with an experienced brawler. Starring Jamie Green as Galaxio, Nick Mayfield as Cesko, Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, and Tyler Cass as Lav. System is Vampire: The…
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