PODCAST · comedy
Bittersweet Beans
by Talyssa Swan
Two beans from the same cob. One a naive optimist, the other a cranky pessimist. The one thing they always have in common, they think they’re hilarious!
Episodes
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65. Spider Mother
We're going full rez mode! Strap in.
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64. The Farthest Up and Personal
HOT TAKES, BABY!
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63. Corn Chip Girl Through and Through
In sticking with our "H" theme for the month, we're playing a version of HOT potato on today's episode!
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62. Fictionalized Virgins of Hamiton
The enneagram meets Hamilton on today's episode. Get excited and don't forget to live, laugh, love, Lafayette!
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61. It All Comes Back to Eggs (ft. Worm)
Prepare yourselves for unhinged would you rather with Worm (Launa). It's a wild one, folks.
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60. F Stands for Brie Larson
Superheroes. We know 'em and we rank 'em. Listen up and listen good!
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59. Point for the Ladies
Actually, it's a girls episode. Strap in and get your asses to schlongin', it's gonna be a good one.
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58. Viktor Krum; Gushy Eight
If you're following along at home, you'll know it's an Enneasode! Today, we type Harry Potter characters. Listen in, and share with us all your feelings and objections!
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57. Who do you have for Calculus, DAVE?!
LOVE SUCKS! There, we said it! And this episode reinforces it! Listen in and then IMMEDIATELY ditch every Dave and Amanda in your life.
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56. Road Trip to Annonymity-ville
Love stinks, but it's the month of love, folks! Listen up and listen good for all the stories!
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55. Hold Myself in a Room
It's Enneagram week, so get excited and buckle up!
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54. Full Jar Ahead!
It's a jar day, folks! You may or may not remember us talking about the jar is previous episodes. Either way, you'd better listen up and listen good!
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53. The Somewhere Cold Grizzlies
Join us for a shorter episode where we talk about new year resolutions, gnar getting shrad, and cyber bullying!
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52. SAY! Ger-Donimo
The lowest stakes topic - ranking pizza toppings. Let's go.
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51. TBWAA
Different year, different things. Happy New Year!
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50. The Worst of Millennial Humor
Do you ever wish there was a terribly done, in the most Millennial of ways, holiday romantic comedy? Look no further! We found the perfect movie for you! Listen in to our thoughts on the movie in question.
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49. Joint Family Miracle Cove Christmas Walk
What's better than a Christmas tradition? Probably nothing. We talk all about your favorite traditions as well as our own. Give 'er a listen, if you will.
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48. Age Old Holiday Debate
What's your favorite Holiday? Christmas? No? You're wrong! Listen in!
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47. Free Ballin' It
We're back, beans! Today, we typed characters on Arrested Development and did our best at introducing our newest bit. Enjoy!
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46. Bad, Minton!
If there's anyone still out there, we're back! We're so sorry to abandon you for so long. Listen in to hear our tier rankings of summer activities.
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45. One True Road Dog
Our week was FULL of concerts! We talk about them the ENTIRE time, if you're not interested, you may consider skipping this one. Keep in mind, that would also mean that you hate us and want us to die. So you know... pick your poison.
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44. Mayor Mode (ft. Aaron Sceili)
Scaylee, Skelly, skeelee, however you say his name, the old man is on the pod! Aaron tells us all about his eight ways in our first male enneaview!
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43. Year of the Bean
We took the Spencer Robinson train to Localsville to celebrate our one year bean-iversary!
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42. Michael J Facts, Bro
More whack ass tier shit. Listen up.
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41. Ye 'Ol Chem-stry
It's an enneasode today, beanie babes! You'll have to listen to find out which kind though, nerd.
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41. For the Boys
Oi, bruvs! Is a roight jolly episode! Betta' give it a go!
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40. Gender Bread House
Tier lists, what the f*ck are they? They start with 'S', and that's very dumb, but it's cool. We created our own about winter activities! Listen in!
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39. Brake Fluid
We're back after a long, grief filled couple of weeks. In this episode we talk a lot about grief after catching up a bit with some humor here and there.
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38. Trail Husband
Dog shit, pioneers, the moon. That's the episode. Listen for context, Beanies!
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37. Cornhole Hooker
We're back after a sad beans day last week! We hope you'll enjoy listening to us talk about the Oscars, dicks, and all sorts of other bulls*t! You could also rate and subscribe or whatever if you care about us AT ALL.
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36. Hoe for Van Gogh
Lots of all sorts of talks! Give the beans a listen!
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35. The Sun, the Moon, and All of the Stars
We are typing characters from Parks and Rec today! Best listen up for some quality enneagram content!
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34. Hot, Scared, and Dangerous (ft. Worm)
Today, we conduct our enneaview with a type six! Not only is she/they a six, they're also our dearest Worm! Listen up and listen good, beanies!
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33. Quirky? Not I!
What brings you comfort and peace? The beans talk about various people, places, and things that make/made them feel comfortable. Listen in and let us know what brings you comfort!
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32. Kick the Door Anyway
Beans! Come along with us for a little catch up and tv show enneagram typing! Also, we're releasing on Thursdays now! Deal with it!
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31. Cute Christmas Catchin' Up
Howdy Doody, Beans! We hope you all had a happy holiday! We sure did. This episode is mostly a story time/catch up with your bitter and sweet beans. Listen in, and maybe share out podcast with your friends if you like us..
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30. I Will Give it to Her
Your beans type characters from the Office and you're going to LOVE IT. LISTEN.
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29. Boochvick
Your beans talk about the trip we took to New York an ENTIRE MONTH ago! It's a good time. Take a listen!
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28. Boob Texture
Boyyyyy, has it been a while, Beans! We are back at it! We recap a lot of our time away from our beautiful baby beans including Thanksgiving, all the soccer things, and all sorts of new life decisions! Listen in!
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27. Beaded Necklace of Many Colors (ft. Clarissa Boston)
On this episode, we do our very first enneaview for a type one! We interview Clarissa about all the one things and have a jolly ol' time!
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26. Baby’s First Brooklyn Bridge
Your beans are in New York and walking the Brooklyn Bridge absolutely RAW. Hear a little about our trip so far in this week’s episode.
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25. I Want to Squeeze Your Head
Happy Halloween or whatever! This episode if full of all sorts of randomness, and some of that is Halloween related!
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24. Punks Don't Pass Out
MACHINE GUN KELLY! We saw him live and have the most amazing story to tell about it! Listen in for a real treat!
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23. Hint of Bag
On today's episode, we talk about some of our beans' favorite smells and why (for some)! Along with it comes some roasting, laughs, and vicious anger. Listen and wish you had been able to contribute before we recorded!
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22. RANK (ft. Francine Miller)
On today's episode, we talk to a real life adult, Francine Miller! She's our second enneaview, and our first three! Tune in to learn why Francine hated Jerrica and also many enneagram three things about her.
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21. Fried Dead Hog
It's a little explicit at times this week, Beans! If you're related to us, you may reconsider listening! Have you ever wondered how many different kinds of hogs there are? Or how many times we can bring up pigs in a single podcast? You ever think about wet wads of worms or half-hearted uppercuts?...
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20. Squishy Personality (ft. Bailey Thomas)
On this week's podcast, the beans interview THE Bailey Thomas in our first episode of EnneaInterviews! Bailey is a two and the beans talk to/roast her about all her two-ness. Listen in!
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19. Trauma'Sponse
It's a (MORE) serious episode this week. We talk about what abuse is, how we've seen/experienced it, opinions on abuse, and advice for others (As if we're qualified to give it).
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18. Get on the Bus
Have you ever looked back at your old social media posts and wanted to die due to the amount of cringe you felt? Same with us. Join us as we go through each other's old Facebook posts!
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17. Squid/Person
We came in with no plan and left with a goose.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Two beans from the same cob. One a naive optimist, the other a cranky pessimist. The one thing they always have in common, they think they’re hilarious!
HOSTED BY
Talyssa Swan
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How many episodes does Bittersweet Beans have?
Bittersweet Beans currently has 67 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
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Two beans from the same cob. One a naive optimist, the other a cranky pessimist. The one thing they always have in common, they think they’re hilarious!
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Bittersweet Beans is created and hosted by Talyssa Swan.
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