B&J ruin everything Podcast

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B&J ruin everything Podcast

Mixtape of madness. B&J make fun of everything from politics to trafficking. We talk about today’s top relevant topics and mix in our unique storytelling. B&J is an open discussion, some might call it bro talk where nothing is off limits, if it’s in our minds we let it loose.

  1. 94

    Hot doggin

    The old guy is hot doggin for the youngsters.

  2. 93

    Same as the old boss

    Season 3 is here! The boys are back and as dysfunctional as ever. 

  3. 92

    The B checks in

    The final episode of season 2.

  4. 91

    The boys first tokes

    Marijuana smoking and stuff.

  5. 90

    Nicotine is friend

    The boys swap train stories. Oddly enough the Deviant hate’s deviating.??? The benefits of nicotine.

  6. 89

    Breaks in the matrix

    The crew sees glitches in the matrix and discuss the best and worst ways to die.

  7. 88

    The 1 week deviant cleanse.

    Booby can’t hear and J sleeps with his pants on. Is smoking while you poop the best? The Deviant starts a meat cleanse. Porn, karaoke and dis tracks.

  8. 87

    Deviation is a lifestyle

    The Deviant probably breaks some laws with high level psychological warfare. Could the boys bring down a whole religion? Then the deviant ruins more lives.

  9. 86

    The gang may let Jesus inside

    The boys discuss Jesus, fatherhood and strip clubs.

  10. 85

    Only chics

    The boys might start an OF and run a train.live streaming chickens. The complexity of the father-son relationship.

  11. 84

    VR turned me gay

    J survives an assassin. The cuckhold explained. Gay VR and killing sheep.

  12. 83

    Drugs are bad

    the Chino finale. Reliving bad trips.Chino got tricked with THC candy. Is a bad trip really that bad? White guy doing Tokyo drift.

  13. 82

    Sheep are fragile

    Buffalo sauce and soy lady boys.

  14. 81

    Cats on bikes

    Chino shovels the driveway wrong on a first date. Six seven.

  15. 80

    19 fingers

    The boys record without Bobby and proceed to smack talk! Who wears the tight pants in that guys house anyways? Introducing the podcast guest “Chino.” And now we proceed with 19 fingers.

  16. 79

    No mayo please

    Mayonnaise or miracle whip? Red sauce, Alfredo and pizza. Piss out of your pant leg. Pants with no underwear.

  17. 78

    The Deviant misreads the situation.

    Pop your dick like a knuckle.

  18. 77

    The forbidden hotdog bun

    Penis fillet, the ultimate kink. Why are superheroes such pussies? The Deviant survives a house fire. 

  19. 76

    Tuna ends racism

    Tuna’s take. Did black people ruin Chicago? Did the government ruin black people? Are all Cubs fans gay? Using water as sand paper.

  20. 75

    The birth of the Shepherd

    How to buy soul insurance. You’ll never be as good as your woman. Would you fuck a sheep?

  21. 74

    “Q” humbles the crew

    Our good friend Quinton joins us to discuss production issues on “The Wizard of OZ”. Fun size or full size sex? Bobby must bury the Deviant.

  22. 73

    J is like an onion

    The art of friendship, milkshake, and one-liners.

  23. 72

    Who’s got the bourbon?

    Corn sweat and wearing panther heads. AI and pb sandwich’s. God and a train set.

  24. 71

    That dumb Deviant

    J travels the country, jumps a cow and calls the Deviant dumb.

  25. 70

    Dads are the best

    Reminiscing on childhood. Is fentanyl a governmental conspiracy? End of the world and damn I love you daddy!

  26. 69

    Doing the lords work

    We’re just here to help people. And gaslight women into shaving the cat.

  27. 68

    The boys trip

    The Deviant meets Carlos and takes his first steps into Schizophrenia.Jarrett spars with a towel. Skydaddy is haunted by cats. The boys teach Deviant how to avoid Botulism. The Jelly connoisseur.

  28. 67

    There were no mosquitoes

    “Quib” Why do the trannies get all the big dicks? Jarrett rocks the custom made gen X shirt. The Deviant talks about his first mushroom trip.

  29. 66

    Boogers in the ladies room

    Are the boys warming up to journals? It’s gay to spot for a squat!!! Who has it better than Native Americans? Bobby is not Native American and who’s listening to the podcast anyway?? Balls in or out?

  30. 65

    One hot minute of Deviant

    The podcast boys are great at getting head, Even on those hot summer nights.

  31. 64

    Extreme father-son bonding

    Do you love your son enough to fuck him?

  32. 63

    The 5k question

    The boys talk about the first time they had sex, not with each other. How much would you give to go back in time to get moleated by an older woman? Knocking people out for 5K and Jarrett, the matrix plant, learns about free will.

  33. 62

    The 8 Year plot

    The Deviant plays the long game.

  34. 61

    Men’s hygiene

    Washing your ass and other men’s hygiene tips. Another round of executable offenses. Systems are meant to be broken.

  35. 60

    Why not do steroids

    The Deviant rizz’s his dad’s girlfriend and gets molested. Jarrett decides to get on “the juice”.  Social networking and the boys realize that men deserve conditioner. Do you need to wash your hands if your tongue is clean?

  36. 59

    Fun in Mexico

    Fun in Mexico in the 90’s. No one wants to chew Jarrett’s gum. The boys talk about the history of the podcast and our evolution. Can you cancel not famous people? B&J are giving people a safe space in their own heads to explore deviant ideas. SkyDaddy honors his native roots by starting a fire to roast hot dogs.

  37. 58

    Bring back massage parlors

    Bobby rehashes the time he went to an Asian massage parlor. Are pimps inherently cool? What’s Bobby cooking in that cauldron? Bobby sees the biggest penis of his life and sells some magazines.

  38. 57

    Flexin with Welch’s sparkling

    The boys are daydreaming about sipping some Welch’s sparkling grape. We get into some drug talk and fantasize about becoming cowboys. We figure out how to grow a garden from a flesh light and then get racist at the Asian massage parlor..

  39. 56

    Season 2 kickoff: Cocks by the Campfire

    The boys are spending the summer podcasting around a campfire. Come learn what the boys have to teach about loofah’s, and silk sheets. We discuss the entitlement of the new generation of trafficking victims. We finally got our first comment on Spotify from the fan Tuna.

  40. 55

    The price of stalking

    What will happen in the final episode of season 1? Will the Deviant spend all of his disposable income on stalking people? Will Bobby and Shawn be buried together? Will SkyDaddy pin murder on a tree? And will Jarrett call Bobby out for journalism? Get all these answers amd more!

  41. 54

    The Deviant discovers bourbon

    The boys riff about booze, friends and finances as the Deviant tries bourbon.

  42. 53

    Diddy files pt. 2

    2Pac vs Biggie. Freak off talk. How would the Deviant handle having money? Checking out passed out penis.

  43. 52

    Diddy files part 1

    The crew works to out bullshit the Deviant. Family and other uninvited guests. Bobby vents about in-laws and a haunted house. The Deviant has a come up and gets a 2025 news paper then uses it to make old school ransom letters. Diddy, pneumonia and Tupac is better than biggie.

  44. 51

    One large sausage

    The boys get into Japanese fighting robots, Hugh Jackner and battle bots. The deviant maliciously attacks Bobby for not working out and Bobby treats the Deviant like a step son stuck in the dryer. Skydaddy calls out the Deviant for mistreating pussy and Bobby almost bangs the pizza guy.

  45. 50

    Fight or Wipe

    Episode 50 and the return of the homie “J” when you get a chance to fuck a midget, you take it. Using a nugget like a jerk off sleeve. The podcast crew plans a heist and the Deviant defends himself with poop.

  46. 49

    B&J throwback episode

    An unreleased episode from the archives of B&J.  

  47. 48

    So here’s my theory

    The Deviant has a theory, gets a new haircut and feeds his pet to death. Gerbils and penny candy. The process of intoxication. A log is a log and crushing dreams.

  48. 47

    Blow and Nathan’s famous

    Tales of cocaine Bobby. The state of Georgia crosses the line by not killing a baby. Dead kids makes the Deviant hungry. The deviant wins the Mexican lottery and splurges on Nathan’s famous hotdogs for his eggs. Beets and asparagus makes your pee stink.

  49. 46

    The boys compare wieners

    Prank calls and wet dreams. The difference between cool and not cool beastiality. Is kissing a guy more gay than a blowjob? The boys debate what’s better, head or pussy? Do guys compare wieners?

  50. 45

    Torture your siblings

    The Deviant and SkyDaddy explain gaming to Bobby.The Deviant wins at virtual life. The boys discuss why people use weapons in a fight and torturing people as kids. The Deviant commits a B&E to recover a $20 bag of weed.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Mixtape of madness. B&J make fun of everything from politics to trafficking. We talk about today’s top relevant topics and mix in our unique storytelling. B&J is an open discussion, some might call it bro talk where nothing is off limits, if it’s in our minds we let it loose.

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