Black & Mild Podcast

This week, we are joined by Bay Area comic Jonathan Lyte.Jon is hilarious and he’s filming a COMEDY SPECIAL titled “A Regular Guy” on May 26th @ Yoshi’s in Oakland.Follow him on Instagram, check out his website and cop tickets to his taping:https://www.instagram.com/jonathan.lyte/ https://www.jonathanlyte.com/ https://www.universe.com/events/a-regular-guy-live-taping-tickets-CP4QBW 00:00 Intro00:15 Drugs 6:33 The origin of “Set”8:55 Jon’s first open mic and journey into comedy11:45 Open mic culture16:30 Jon’s top 5 bay area comics21:45 Jon’s taping his first hour!!!!! 25:45 Elephant Graveyard29:00 Jon breaking down “The Fiveless”34:00 Red pill phase41:00 Black men have dads!47:15 How to build a fanbase54:50 La versus New York1:00:00 Platonic fucking1:10:55 Dating comics1:18:00 Tailoring material for different crowds1:26:00 Jon’s writing processFollow Black and Mild on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/blackandmildpod/  Follow Dave on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/davehaycomedy/  Follow Donovan on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/donovanrobertsoncomedy/  This video is brought to you by Black and Milds and Watermelon Celsius

This week we are joined by Bay Area comic Dhiraj Nalla.Dhiraj is hella funnyFollow him on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/dhiraj.nalla/ Time Stamps:00:00 Intro00:07 Beastiality😭2:20 Roosters competition3:50 Dhiraj’s upbringing5:23 Dave knows how to code??9:58 ChatGPT Incognito mode11:40 Chinese ppl saying the n word 🇨🇳🥷🏿15:18 Subway in India 🥪🇮🇳20:40 Trump, Iran, Strait of Hormuz26:40 Anthony Fantano29:07 Kanye West’s CTE36:55 Romeo is a simp38:00 Myron Gaines ragebaiting college kids42:50 The Board of Deputies of British Jews48:55 We try to talk politics lol1:01:00 New bitsFollow Black and Mild on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/blackandmildpod/  Follow Dave on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/davehaycomedy/  Follow Donovan on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/donovanrobertsoncomedy/  This video is brought to you by Black and Milds and Watermelon Celsius

This week we are joined by Israel Medina.Israel is our good good friend. Follow him on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/israelmedina__/ Time Stamps:00:00 Intro1:07 Getting faded off Allegra and DayQuil 💊3:27 Crazy work stories10:45 Bill Cosby 15:26 Donovan got some Doc Martens 🥾16:25 Back to Cosby21:03 We All Heaven Sent 🪽26:25 Creetify… AI-generated ultrasound pics??🤔33:00 What time were you born?⏰36:20 Whistling at night and other superstitions 41:15 Cosby was an OBGYN???!!45:33 Your doctor can’t be hot47:18 Roosters recap51:26 Did Lightning McQueen go to church?Follow Black and Mild on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/blackandmildpod/  Follow Dave on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/davehaycomedy/  Follow Donovan on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/donovanrobertsoncomedy/  This video is brought to you by Black and Milds and Watermelon Celsius

Today we are joined by comedy veteran Lyall Behrens. Lyall performed at the Netflix is a Joke Festival in 2024. His stand-up has appeared on Hulu's "Comedy Time" Series. He's performed alongside some heavy hitters: Sammy Obeid, Paul Mooney, Ali Wong, the list goes on. He hosts the Wine Tasting With Comedians Podcast and has an amazing Eddie Murphy impression.Follow Lyall on Instagram @⁠lyallbehrens⁠ and YouTube @LyallBehrensTime Stamps:00:00 Intro2:15 Experiencing racism as a Comic on the road6:25 Donovan bombed at a Black show lmao 💣15:45 Learning how to “read” audiences on stage18:00 Lyall’s advice to newer comics31:30 The old era of Comedy versus the new 34:15 Lyall’s Netflix is a joke festival performance 35:05 Would you 🍆 a 🐐 for a Netflix deal?41:33 Closing remarksFollow Black and Mild on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠blackandmildpod⁠⁠⁠Follow Donovan on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠donovanrobertsoncomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Dave on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠davehaycomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠This video is brought to you by Black and Milds and Watermelon Celsius

Another supa hot cast.Topics range from Clavicular to Raggedy Ann dolls to St. Bonaventure, the patron saint of bowel disorders and gastrointestinal illnesses.Time stamps are below as usual. Also, let us know if we should make a Discord or a Reddit! Time Stamps:00:00 Intro00:22 Valentine’s talk 💘1:32 Donovan prepares for Portland 🌹6:10 Epstein talk15:45 Are you religious? 👀✝️23:55 Polyamorous relationships 🏘️26:50 Going over some jokes 41:30 Who tf is Clavicular???43:25 The Green Line Test 53:55 Goonmaxxing allegations55:55 Wack ass Super Bowl 🏈1:01:04 Barbie vs Bratz Follow Black and Mild on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠blackandmildpod⁠⁠⁠Follow Dave on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠davehaycomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Donovan on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠donovanrobertsoncomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠This video is brought to you by Black and Milds and Watermelon Celsius

Boy do we have a hot cast for you.This week we are joined by Peninsula Comedy GOD Emon Dismore.Emon is a staple in the Bay Area comedy scene, performing all over the Bay and running shows all over the Peninsula.For more info on his shows, follow @PeninsulaComedy on IG!And give him a follow on IG while you’re at it @EmonDiz Time Stamps:00:00 Intro00:38 Emon addresses the allegations 😱🫨7:17 Emon’s first open mic (in a juvenile hall…)16:00 Emon’s childhood dream20:00 Where the comedy journey began….35:00 San Francisco comedy40:50 Styles of comedy1:11:23 Staying inspired as comicsFollow Black and Mild on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠blackandmildpod⁠⁠⁠Follow Donovan on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠donovanrobertsoncomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Dave on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠davehaycomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠This video is brought to you by Black and Milds and Watermelon Celsius

Another pod for the bros with the bros. Bros.Follow Michael Booth on IG @ _micboothFollow Black and Mild on IG @ ⁠⁠⁠blackandmildpod⁠⁠⁠Follow Donovan on IG @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠donovanrobertsoncomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Dave on IG @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠davehaycomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠

This video is brought to you by Black and Milds and Watermelon CelsiusTime Stamps:00:00 Intro00:05 Dave met a blind lady at the gym3:03 Recapping Donovan’s MID host set🤢8:25 If your homie is blind, u telling him if his girl is bad?10:30 Comedy is bizarre 13:20 Parents reaction to doing stand-up16:40 ROAST BATTLE prep23:22 Dave’s take on Planet Fitness / Getting shredded for summer / Ariana grande30:10 Exercising free will on stage39:48 New Year Resolutions42:00 Donovan was in a Walmart commercial48:00 More resolutionsFollow Black and Mild on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠blackandmildpod⁠⁠⁠Follow Donovan on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠donovanrobertsoncomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Dave on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠davehaycomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠

In this episode we’re joined by one of our good friends Matt Kennedy.Matt’s a funny ass comic. He runs open mics and shows all over the Bay. Show him some love on IG @ baconman582Time Stamps:00:00 Intro00:24 RIP Rob Reiner6:10 Sherrone Moore trynna off himself w a butter knife7:35 Nick Reiner14:00 The side effects of meth 16:55 Tubi Super Bowl commercial19:35 More Reiner talk21:20 Drunk Sf lady causing a ruckus 26:20 Crazy girls29:15 Dave used to street fight in the Marina lmao 37:15 Therapy talk #mens mental health40:15 Dave’s rock bottom43:00 Matt’s beef with Mark Zuckerberg 48:00 Powerful gay men50:25 Our vices #vulnerable 1:04:50 How Matt got into standup Follow Black and Mild on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠blackandmildpod⁠⁠⁠Follow Donovan on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠donovanrobertsoncomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Dave on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠davehaycomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠

This video is brought to you by Black and Milds and Watermelon CelsiusTime Stamps:00:00 Intro00:25 Fuuuuuuck Tempe Arizona😡 5:50 Shitty open mics8:03 School shootings ruined finger guns for white people13:35 Charlie Kirk memes  17:55 Andrew Wilson’s crash out18:50 Fresh and Fit23:40 Somalians in Minnesota????30:45 Pre-colonial Twitter35:40 Zohran Mamdani… Brown Obama?38:30 Diddy documentary42:00 New Bits! Shane Gillis glazing. More comedy talk.50:10 Seeing Louis CK live55:44 Crazy college bars57:50 Dave got roofied 1:01:10 Homeless guy tries stand-up1:07:00 Dave talks living in his car1:21:15 Turtle sexFollow Black and Mild on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠blackandmildpod⁠⁠⁠Follow Donovan on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠donovanrobertsoncomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Dave on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠davehaycomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠

In this video we are joined by the roast battle GOD Noah GuerreroNoah is the 2025 Roast Battle Bay Area Rookie of the Year and does stand-up all over the Bay AreaShow him some love on IG @ noahhguerreroTime Stamps:00:00 Intro1:24 Noah’s origin story8:40 Noah’s comedic influences12:20 Noah’s short-lived MMA career15:00 Noah’s first open mic17:40 Noah’s first roast battle25:15 Getting nervous on stage27:10 Advice for new comics36:10 Noah’s first joke he ever wrote37:25 Joke writing “free writing” process44:45 Making friends in comedy51:20 Cliques within the Bay Area scene?Follow Black and Mild on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠blackandmildpod⁠⁠⁠Follow Donovan on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠donovanrobertsoncomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Dave on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠davehaycomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠This video is brought to you by Black and Milds and Celsius

This video is brought to you by Watermelon Celsius, Black and Milds, and Modelos.This week, we’re joined by Bay Area comic Tony Orlando!Show him some love on IG @ lando_75   and @ orlandoshowpod  Subscribe to his podcast on YouTube @ orlandoshowpodcast Time Stamps:00:00 Intro1:45 Dave broke his ankle in football practice3:55 Weird hazing rituals in football5:32 Tony’s journey to playing college football10:44 Crazy college stories27:30 Would y’all ever do DMT?31:00 Weird people in high school34:00 The greatest moments are on the back of the bus53:02 Do you believe in Bigfoot?  57:00 Spooky Haunted House storiesFollow Black and Mild on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠blackandmildpod⁠⁠⁠Follow Donovan on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠donovanrobertsoncomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Dave on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠davehaycomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠

in this hot cast, we talk aboutaveeno lotion versus cocoa butterafrican soapaliens and anal probingwinning our roast battles at rooster tsdave got a fart sound toy @ 30 min markFollow Black and Mild on Instagram @ ⁠⁠blackandmildpod⁠⁠Follow Donovan on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠donovanrobertsoncomedy⁠⁠⁠Follow Dave on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠davehaycomedy⁠⁠⁠

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in this thrilling ep, we talk aboutpast relationshipsroast battlesbeastialityand so so much moreFollow Black and Mild on Instagram:blackandmildpodFollow us on Instagram:davehaycomedydonovanrobertsoncomedy

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