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Blood Orange: We are SO Pretentious
by Caitlin and Christina
We are Caitlin and Christina and we’re going to be watching Project Runway and breaking down our favorite outfits and fashion catastrophes starting from the very beginning.
Episodes
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Hey look at me, two weeks in a row. Round of applause please.
In this episode we watched Season 11 episode 3 of Project Runway. The teams were challenged with designing a look for the ad campaign for Heidi's new perfume. Tangents - Burning Man, Mad Max, rave music, what we're reading, owning your media.
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We're already over teams challenges
We watched and broke down season 11 episode 2 of Project Runway. Yeah, they're still working in teams. This time the teams were challenged with designing uniforms for a ping pong night club. Who knew that was a thing? We go on tangents about the 20th high school reunion we didn't go to, out...
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You know how much we love starting a new season
Here we go again. Season 11 episode 1. We think. This season the designers are stuck in teams. They are challenged with creating a garment that showcases them as a designer inspired by NYC but they're also supposed to use the input of them team members. We also go on tangents about how much group...
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Curtains on Season 10
Listen to us complain about the finale and then go on tangents for almost as long as we talk about the episode. We take a minute to listen to our namesake, blood orange. We fixate on how the episodes are edited. We talk about Who Framed Roger Rabbit, cybertrucks, Daiso, window shopping, mallrats,...
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It's finally time for the season 10 finale! Really!
We're back from a short break in which we've still been recording episodes but I haven't been uploading them because we had to change the program we recorded and it's become obnoxious to edit. So anyway, yay for the season 10 finale part 1! In which Tim Gunn travels around the country to visit…
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Are We Really That Pretentious Afterall?
Today we watched Season 10 Episode 12 of Project Runway and we had to tragically change how we record... so now we have video? That's not intentional and I have no idea if it's going to last. It should have been our moment but our moment was cut out. Devastated.
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They say never work with kids or animals
We're back from an extended break and on todays Project Runway the designers are making clothes for babies. We also compare Trump to Henry the 8th, talk time travel, Jurassic Park, a wide variety of random tv shows, babies r us, home ev classes, robot babies, maternal mortality and abortion bans,...
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Quick talk about ANYthing else.
Today we fully intended to talk about season 10 episode 10 of Project Runway, the one where the designers were challenged to make a new costume for the Rockettes, but in reality we just went on hundreds of tangents and instead talked about: Folsom Zoo, Folsom Prison, Tory Amos, Kate Bush, Lady...
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And We're Back, Back Again.
Today we're talking about season 10 episode 9 of Project Runway, this is this seasons textile challenge! And Mondo back to help and judge. We also talk about the newest season of Project Runway, must about changing the topic of the podcast entirely, the fate of Tiktok, geography, and books.
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Half Project Runway, Half Doom and Gloom
This week we watched Season 10 episode 8 of Project Runway. The designers were sent out into the street to earn their own money to fund this weeks design. Trigger warning: This was recorded in February and during the second half we talk about "current events" such as prices going up, Canada…
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Are millennials wearing Lord & Taylor?
Trigger warning: at around the 39 minute mark there is a several minute discussion about disordered eating. We've watched season 10 episode 7 of Project Runway, they're designing for Lord & Taylor. There's minimal drama and we go on lots of tangents. Such as: America's Next Top Model, the book...
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We recorded this on January 19th and had feelings.
It's season 10 episode 6 of Project Runway, it was the l'oreal hair challenge and Project Runway had people nominate their most fashionable challenged friends to get a make over. Tangents - toxic reality tv shows, what we're currently reading, our favorite books of 2024, Chappell Roan. Also,...
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We were really worried about losing Tiktok when we recorded this.
This episode we watched season 10 episode 5 of Project Runway. It was a team challenge and the designers were challenged with creating a cohesive line to be photographed for Marie Claire at Work. We also do a throwback to two episodes ago and read some commentary from Laura Bennet's blog.…
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Remind me what a flagship is.
We're watching season 10 episode 4 of Project Runway and the designers are dropping like flies. In the meantime, they visit the Michael Kors flagship store and are told they'll be designing for the woman on the go. We also talk about: The Roseville Gallery and other malls, Shien, thrift stores…
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Oh no... Kenley is back.
As we struggle through learning all these new contestants names, on Episode 3 of season 10, the challenge brings back a few familiar faces as clients. The designers are challenged with designing a look for their client to wear on the red carpet. We also talk about The Real World and it's spin…
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Sweeter than Candy on a Stick
Digging into Season 10 of Project Runway, we're back with episode 2. The designers are let loose in a candy store. We also talk about America's Next Top Model, The Real World, the Tiktok ban, Spotify Wrapped, and various podcasts we like (other than this one of course)
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It's happening. We're finally on season 10.
We thought it would never happen but we have officially made it to the Blood Orange season, prepare to be disappointed. We go over who the new designers are and who we recognize. Tangents - Fabio is a freegan and we talk about dumpster diving and food banks, we try to remember what we were doing…
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The Season 9 Decoy Collections
In a special bonus video episode, we take a look at the season 9 decoy collections from Laura, Bert, Olivier, Anthony Ryan and Bryce. There were a lot of highs and lows here.
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When the inspiration could be anything, who decides where to stop?
The final challenge in season 9 of Project Runway. The designers head off to Governors island and i skim the wikipedia page to give us a rundown of what Governors island actually is for those of us on the west coast. Some past contestants are back and we also talk about Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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This one is for the birds.
Season 9 episode 11 of Project Runway was a L'oreal challenge, and the designers need to be inspired by birds. Very specific birds which are assigned to them. We also talk about The Real World and other reality tv shows and then we end talking about the Franklin Expedition Cruise and other ways…
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These space cadets are far out, can you dig it?
Project Runway had a flash back to the 70s with Season 9 episode 10. The designers had to design something with a sophisticated 70s style. We went on very few tangents, thus the short episode but we do talk about the preview for next week which seems to be for the birds.
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This was mostly an excuse for us to talk about Adam Lambert
On season 9 episode 9 of Project Runway the designers were introduced to Canadian rock band The Sheepdogs and challenged with giving them a new look. It went about as well as you'd expect. We also chat about several random moments from pop culture, Lady Gaga, Adam Lambert, Kid Rock, gambling,...
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Give em the old bait and switch
For this episode we watched season 9 episode 8 of Project Runway, the designers are introduced to some men who want to design an outfit for their partners. we also talk about color theory in fashion and make up, 27 dresses, and northern California caves and adventure parks.
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Its giving groups and fabric and diy
You know the routine. We watched season 9 episode 7 of project runway and then we talked about it. The designers were divided into teams and designed their own fabric for this We also go on a short tangent where Caitlin talks about the time she was traumatized in christian school.
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We usually expect better and this time is no different.
Season 9 episode 6 of Project Runway was an avant-garde challenge. The designers were paired up with art students and worked jointly on a painting to use for inspiration. Then we talk about how old the kids we know are and our plans to not go to our 20th high school reunion.
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Remember when Heidi sold sneakers?
Today we're talking about the Project Runway episode where the designers are made to run a race and one of them faints. We also talk about our short ancient history as youtubers, Jedward, Angelina Jolie, and Harvey Weinstein (briefly). We go over some silly facebook memories and Caitlin talks…
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Nina Garcia was nicer than we expected
We're chatting about season 9 episode 4 of Project Runway, the designers were challenged to make a look for Nina Garcia. We must have been running late or something because our only tangent is near the end when Caitlin somehow breaks Skype.
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We had high hopes for this episode, pun intended
Season 9 episode 3 and is it any wonder this season feels so long? We recorded this back in June! facepalm. The models are all on stilts and for the first time the final runway was in front of a public audience. We also talk about open casting calls, hells kitchen, the time we were in a music...
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Things get weird early this season
It's only the second episode of season 9 and the Project Runway designers are already doing the unconventional challenge and this one takes place as a pet supply store. We also talk about rabbit reproduction, buying a house, lizard feet, burning man outfits, gluing a car back together, school...
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There's a bunch of new people in the work room.
It's season 9 of Project Runway and the judges throw a Come as You Are Party for the designers, then make them use their sleepwear as the material for their first challenge. We also do a bit of a throwback and talk about what was happening in our lives when this season aired the first time and...
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We're finished with season 8! Let's Celebrate!
We made it to the finale, was Gretchen vindicated in the end? We talk about which designers lived up to their Project Runway reputations, and which haven't. We also wander off on tangents about twins, Russell Brand sucking, Doctor Who, and Queer as Folk.
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Love to see a successful designer
It's the Project Runway season 8 finale (part 1) and the judges are whittling down this season's contestants for the last time. When we aren't talking about Michael C's brilliant final look, we chat about investing in real estate vs paying rent, the show The Little Couple on TLC, and a few...
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How do you define a landmark?
We're talking about Project Runway again. This time it's season 8 episode 12 and the designers were challenged to design a look inspired by a New York City landmark. We also talk about spell check, math, gambling, and Disneyland.
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The Cringe is Heavy in this one.
We have a short episode for you this week. We chat about season 8 episode 11 of Project Runway. The one where Heidi has an athleisure line with New Balance. There was also a shocking accusation of cheating among the designers.
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Be kind, rewind.
We're chatting about everything going on in our lives and somehow also find time to talk about Season 8 Episode 10 of Project Runway. The designers were challenged to make their own fabric for their designs. Side quests include: the Golden State killer, the 99-cent store closing sale, Mac vs...
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Some days, We Just Talk About Books.
We're reviewing Season 8 episode 9 of Project Runway. The designers were challenged to design a high-fashion look which is inspired by L'oreal eyeshadow. That's some prominent product placement, they must have paid a fortune. We also chit-chat about saving vs spending money, the Franklin...
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Being a Kennedy used to mean something!
The designers on Project Runway were challenged with designing a piece of classic American sportswear ala Jackie O in season 8 episode 8. We also go off on tangents and chat about the Kennedys in general, ventriloquist dummies, fandom, celebrity gossip, and paparazzi.
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It's the resort darling, what can it cost? $5?
It's that time of the season, (Season 8 episode 7) the Michael Kors challenge. He challenges the designers to make resort wear, and, gasp! it's a partner challenge, much to the chagrin of the designers. Then Caitlin tells a story about a guy who was staying at the resort she went to for her...
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Always a bridesmaid
Today we chat about season 8 episode 6 of Project Runway. The designers were challenged to redesign some awful bridesmaids' dresses into new runway-ready looks. We also spend a few minutes ranting about the modern state of streaming services.
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You Didn't See Anything
It's a team challenge! Season 8 episode 5 of Project Runway got a little dramatic. Maybe we'll finally figure out why everyone hates Gretchen? hmmm....
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Let's plan a party
It's the season 8 unconventional challenge! Woo! The designers visit a party supply store for their supplies. We also spend the first 10 or 15 minutes talking about various other old reality TV shows.
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This Podcast was made for Tangents
We're chatting about season 8 episode 2 of Project Runway, the designers were challenged to design a look for the Marie Claire woman. We also talk about how Caitlin has finally quit her Real World rewatch, how you don't own digital files, Burning Man, Las Vegas, and America's Next Top Model.
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Let's Argue About Season 8
We thought we had finally made it to our namesake, the blood orange season, but we still have 2 more to go. However, this leads us to debate for the first 8 minutes about whether Michael Costello and Christopher Palu are the same person. Then we talk about the new cast of designers. Their first...
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It's the final finale of season 7
Yeah, we're still talking about Project Runway. Today it's the season 7 finale runway shows. We also get an update on Caitlins' Real World rewatch. Talk about Bridget Jones Diary and the 90s heroine chic. What happens in the Big Brother house during huge current events? The Drew Carey Show and…
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Tangents are both of our middle names
It's part one of the season 7 finale of Project Runway. Tim Gunn has his feet swept out from under him when he visits the designers at home to see the progress they've made on their final collections. Then, the judges decide whether Jay or Mila will make it to Bryant Park. We also talk about...
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All Eyes on me in the Center of the Ring
We're talking about season 7 episode 12 of Project Runway. The designers are taken to the Ringling Brothers circus to watch a show and look for inspiration. We also talk about waking up early, rye bread, Real World Colorado, the Weinstein Company and some of the stuff they own, Michael Jackson…
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On the list of difficult celebrities...
We're talking about season 7 episode 11 of Project Runway, the designers were challenged with designing a look for a difficult celebrity: Heidi. Of course, did anyone really expect it to be anyone else? We also talk about Jessica Alba, Never Been Kissed, Real World, Paramount Plus, and Halloween.
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I'm inspired by air, not pencils.
Today we chat about season 7 episode 10 of Project Runway. The designers were tasked with designing their own fabric for this week's look so they went to work on their HP computers and HP tablets and printed test prints on a giant HP printer. I wonder who sponsored this episode? We also went on a...
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We're still here!
It's Project Runway time! We watched Season 7 episode 9 and the designers were challenged to create a look inspired by a NYC neighborhood. The preview made it look like this would be a super dramatic episode. We also talk about the ad rolls we get while watching Project Runway on Tubi vs on…
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We don't have to remember Ben anymore.
We're chatting about Season 7 episode 8 of Project Runway, the designers have to use the four elements as their inspirations and a couple of them actually did. Any we wouldn't be us if we didn't waste time going off on tangents so we also talk about The Hunger Games, sunblock, Sunday work emails,...
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