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  1. 585

    A Flower for the Soul - Chapter 32 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of A Flower for the Soul by TheBlack'sResurgence. Author Summary:Loneliness was something that Harry Potter was accustomed to. He had learnt that there was none that cared for him, none that would rescue him from his misery and none that heard his pleas for help. Much to his surprise, however, Harry Potter had been wrong. Someone had been listening, had been there with him through it all. But, just who was 'Tom?Pertinent Links:Read on fanfiction.net: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13747655/1/A-Flower-for-the-SoulJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  2. 584

    Lily's Boy - Chapter 62 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword.Author Summary:Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything.Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely.With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  3. 583

    Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace - Chapter 54 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace by TheSinister_Man.Author Summary:After surviving the Chamber of Secrets and uncovering the truth about Gilderoy Lockhart, Harry returns for his third year—and his continued pursuit of the Prince’s Throne.But Hogwarts and Wizarding Britain are thrown into chaos when not only Sirius Black escapes Azkaban, but much of Voldemort’s Inner Circle as well. As tensions rise, Harry’s attempts to reconcile with his twin brother and his parents are threatened by the scheming of Peter Pettigrew, while other enemies move quietly in the shadows.With war brewing and alliances shifting, how will Harry overcome the growing Death Eater menace?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32643943/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  4. 582

    All the Young Dudes - Chapter 146 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89.Author Summary: LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10057010/navigateJoin My Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠

  5. 581

    Remain Nameless - Chapter 33 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Remain Nameless by HeyJude19.Author Summary:How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.The monotony of Draco’s daily routine had become both a lifeline and a noose. But this new habit of grabbing coffee with Hermione Granger is quickly becoming a reason to get out of bed and is unfortunately forcing him to re-evaluate his inconsequential existence.Hermione is living her life in fragments, separate pieces scattered about, and she can’t find a way to step back and let the full picture form. Why are morning meetings with Draco Malfoy the only thing that make sense anymore?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23875939/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  6. 580

    A Most Inconvenient Devotion: Chapter 8 | A Cozy Retelling of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love + Discussion

    A cozy, atmospheric retelling of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love—the beloved Dramione fanfiction by isthisselfcare.In A Most Inconvenient Devotion, the original chapter has been reimagined in warm, classic literary prose and presented as an immersive narrated story. The events, characters, humor, romance, and heart of the original remain at its center, while the language has been transformed into a richer, more atmospheric storytelling experience. After the narration, stay with me for a thoughtful discussion of the chapter’s characters, themes, mysteries, emotional developments, and most memorable moments.THE ORIGINAL STORY:Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in LoveWritten by: isthisselfcareRead the original work here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/34500952/navigatePlease support the original author by reading, commenting on, and recommending their work.ABOUT THIS PRODUCTION:This is an unofficial, fan-created literary reimagining made in appreciation of the original story and the magical world that inspired it. It is not a verbatim audiobook of the original text.The recognizable characters and magical setting originate from the Harry Potter universe. The plot and original story elements of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love were created by isthisselfcare. This production is not affiliated with or endorsed by the original creators, publishers, rights holders, or author.#Dramione #DMATMOOBIL #DracoMalfoy #HermioneGranger #FanfictionAudiobook

  7. 579

    A Most Inconvenient Devotion: Chapter 7 | A Cozy Retelling of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love + Discussion

    A cozy, atmospheric retelling of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love—the beloved Dramione fanfiction by isthisselfcare.In A Most Inconvenient Devotion, the original chapter has been reimagined in warm, classic literary prose and presented as an immersive narrated story. The events, characters, humor, romance, and heart of the original remain at its center, while the language has been transformed into a richer, more atmospheric storytelling experience. After the narration, stay with me for a thoughtful discussion of the chapter’s characters, themes, mysteries, emotional developments, and most memorable moments.THE ORIGINAL STORY:Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in LoveWritten by: isthisselfcareRead the original work here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/34500952/navigatePlease support the original author by reading, commenting on, and recommending their work.ABOUT THIS PRODUCTION:This is an unofficial, fan-created literary reimagining made in appreciation of the original story and the magical world that inspired it. It is not a verbatim audiobook of the original text.The recognizable characters and magical setting originate from the Harry Potter universe. The plot and original story elements of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love were created by isthisselfcare. This production is not affiliated with or endorsed by the original creators, publishers, rights holders, or author.#Dramione #DMATMOOBIL #DracoMalfoy #HermioneGranger #FanfictionAudiobook

  8. 578

    A Flower for the Soul - Chapter 31 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of A Flower for the Soul by TheBlack'sResurgence. Author Summary:Loneliness was something that Harry Potter was accustomed to. He had learnt that there was none that cared for him, none that would rescue him from his misery and none that heard his pleas for help. Much to his surprise, however, Harry Potter had been wrong. Someone had been listening, had been there with him through it all. But, just who was 'Tom?Pertinent Links:Read on fanfiction.net: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13747655/1/A-Flower-for-the-SoulJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  9. 577

    Lily's Boy - Chapter 61 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword.Author Summary:Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything.Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely.With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  10. 576

    Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace - Chapter 53 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace by TheSinister_Man.Author Summary:After surviving the Chamber of Secrets and uncovering the truth about Gilderoy Lockhart, Harry returns for his third year—and his continued pursuit of the Prince’s Throne.But Hogwarts and Wizarding Britain are thrown into chaos when not only Sirius Black escapes Azkaban, but much of Voldemort’s Inner Circle as well. As tensions rise, Harry’s attempts to reconcile with his twin brother and his parents are threatened by the scheming of Peter Pettigrew, while other enemies move quietly in the shadows.With war brewing and alliances shifting, how will Harry overcome the growing Death Eater menace?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32643943/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  11. 575

    All the Young Dudes - Chapter 145 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89.Author Summary: LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10057010/navigateJoin My Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠

  12. 574

    Remain Nameless - Chapter 32 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Remain Nameless by HeyJude19.Author Summary:How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.The monotony of Draco’s daily routine had become both a lifeline and a noose. But this new habit of grabbing coffee with Hermione Granger is quickly becoming a reason to get out of bed and is unfortunately forcing him to re-evaluate his inconsequential existence.Hermione is living her life in fragments, separate pieces scattered about, and she can’t find a way to step back and let the full picture form. Why are morning meetings with Draco Malfoy the only thing that make sense anymore?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23875939/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  13. 573

    A Flower for the Soul - Chapter 30 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of A Flower for the Soul by TheBlack'sResurgence. Author Summary:Loneliness was something that Harry Potter was accustomed to. He had learnt that there was none that cared for him, none that would rescue him from his misery and none that heard his pleas for help. Much to his surprise, however, Harry Potter had been wrong. Someone had been listening, had been there with him through it all. But, just who was 'Tom?Pertinent Links:Read on fanfiction.net: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13747655/1/A-Flower-for-the-SoulJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  14. 572

    Lily's Boy - Chapter 60 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword.Author Summary:Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything.Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely.With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  15. 571

    Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace - Chapter 52 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace by TheSinister_Man.Author Summary:After surviving the Chamber of Secrets and uncovering the truth about Gilderoy Lockhart, Harry returns for his third year—and his continued pursuit of the Prince’s Throne.But Hogwarts and Wizarding Britain are thrown into chaos when not only Sirius Black escapes Azkaban, but much of Voldemort’s Inner Circle as well. As tensions rise, Harry’s attempts to reconcile with his twin brother and his parents are threatened by the scheming of Peter Pettigrew, while other enemies move quietly in the shadows.With war brewing and alliances shifting, how will Harry overcome the growing Death Eater menace?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32643943/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  16. 570

    All the Young Dudes - Chapter 144 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89.Author Summary: LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10057010/navigateJoin My Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠

  17. 569

    Remain Nameless - Chapter 31 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Remain Nameless by HeyJude19.Author Summary:How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.The monotony of Draco’s daily routine had become both a lifeline and a noose. But this new habit of grabbing coffee with Hermione Granger is quickly becoming a reason to get out of bed and is unfortunately forcing him to re-evaluate his inconsequential existence.Hermione is living her life in fragments, separate pieces scattered about, and she can’t find a way to step back and let the full picture form. Why are morning meetings with Draco Malfoy the only thing that make sense anymore?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23875939/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  18. 568

    A Most Inconvenient Devotion: Chapter 6 | A Cozy Retelling of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love + Discussion

    A cozy, atmospheric retelling of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love—the beloved Dramione fanfiction by isthisselfcare.In A Most Inconvenient Devotion, the original chapter has been reimagined in warm, classic literary prose and presented as an immersive narrated story. The events, characters, humor, romance, and heart of the original remain at its center, while the language has been transformed into a richer, more atmospheric storytelling experience. After the narration, stay with me for a thoughtful discussion of the chapter’s characters, themes, mysteries, emotional developments, and most memorable moments.THE ORIGINAL STORY:Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in LoveWritten by: isthisselfcareRead the original work here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/34500952/navigatePlease support the original author by reading, commenting on, and recommending their work.ABOUT THIS PRODUCTION:This is an unofficial, fan-created literary reimagining made in appreciation of the original story and the magical world that inspired it. It is not a verbatim audiobook of the original text.The recognizable characters and magical setting originate from the Harry Potter universe. The plot and original story elements of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love were created by isthisselfcare. This production is not affiliated with or endorsed by the original creators, publishers, rights holders, or author.#Dramione #DMATMOOBIL #DracoMalfoy #HermioneGranger #FanfictionAudiobook

  19. 567

    A Flower for the Soul - Chapter 29 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of A Flower for the Soul by TheBlack'sResurgence.Author Summary:Loneliness was something that Harry Potter was accustomed to. He had learnt that there was none that cared for him, none that would rescue him from his misery and none that heard his pleas for help. Much to his surprise, however, Harry Potter had been wrong. Someone had been listening, had been there with him through it all. But, just who was 'Tom?Pertinent Links:Read on fanfiction.net: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13747655/1/A-Flower-for-the-SoulJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  20. 566

    Lily's Boy - Chapter 59 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword.Author Summary:Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything.Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely.With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  21. 565

    Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace - Chapter 51 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace by TheSinister_Man.Author Summary:After surviving the Chamber of Secrets and uncovering the truth about Gilderoy Lockhart, Harry returns for his third year—and his continued pursuit of the Prince’s Throne.But Hogwarts and Wizarding Britain are thrown into chaos when not only Sirius Black escapes Azkaban, but much of Voldemort’s Inner Circle as well. As tensions rise, Harry’s attempts to reconcile with his twin brother and his parents are threatened by the scheming of Peter Pettigrew, while other enemies move quietly in the shadows.With war brewing and alliances shifting, how will Harry overcome the growing Death Eater menace?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32643943/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  22. 564

    All the Young Dudes - Chapter 143 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89.Author Summary: LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10057010/navigateJoin My Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠

  23. 563

    Remain Nameless - Chapter 30 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Remain Nameless by HeyJude19.Author Summary:How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.The monotony of Draco’s daily routine had become both a lifeline and a noose. But this new habit of grabbing coffee with Hermione Granger is quickly becoming a reason to get out of bed and is unfortunately forcing him to re-evaluate his inconsequential existence.Hermione is living her life in fragments, separate pieces scattered about, and she can’t find a way to step back and let the full picture form. Why are morning meetings with Draco Malfoy the only thing that make sense anymore?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23875939/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  24. 562

    A Flower for the Soul - Chapter 28 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of A Flower for the Soul by TheBlack'sResurgence.Author Summary:Loneliness was something that Harry Potter was accustomed to. He had learnt that there was none that cared for him, none that would rescue him from his misery and none that heard his pleas for help. Much to his surprise, however, Harry Potter had been wrong. Someone had been listening, had been there with him through it all. But, just who was 'Tom?Pertinent Links:Read on fanfiction.net: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13747655/1/A-Flower-for-the-SoulJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  25. 561

    Lily's Boy - Chapter 58 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword.Author Summary:Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything.Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely.With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  26. 560

    Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace - Chapter 50 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace by TheSinister_Man.Author Summary:After surviving the Chamber of Secrets and uncovering the truth about Gilderoy Lockhart, Harry returns for his third year—and his continued pursuit of the Prince’s Throne.But Hogwarts and Wizarding Britain are thrown into chaos when not only Sirius Black escapes Azkaban, but much of Voldemort’s Inner Circle as well. As tensions rise, Harry’s attempts to reconcile with his twin brother and his parents are threatened by the scheming of Peter Pettigrew, while other enemies move quietly in the shadows.With war brewing and alliances shifting, how will Harry overcome the growing Death Eater menace?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32643943/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  27. 559

    All the Young Dudes - Chapter 142 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89.Author Summary: LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10057010/navigateJoin My Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠

  28. 558

    Remain Nameless - Chapter 29 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Remain Nameless by HeyJude19.Author Summary:How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.The monotony of Draco’s daily routine had become both a lifeline and a noose. But this new habit of grabbing coffee with Hermione Granger is quickly becoming a reason to get out of bed and is unfortunately forcing him to re-evaluate his inconsequential existence.Hermione is living her life in fragments, separate pieces scattered about, and she can’t find a way to step back and let the full picture form. Why are morning meetings with Draco Malfoy the only thing that make sense anymore?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23875939/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  29. 557

    A Most Inconvenient Devotion: Chapter 5 | A Cozy Retelling of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love + Discussion

    A cozy, atmospheric retelling of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love—the beloved Dramione fanfiction by isthisselfcare.In A Most Inconvenient Devotion, the original chapter has been reimagined in warm, classic literary prose and presented as an immersive narrated story. The events, characters, humor, romance, and heart of the original remain at its center, while the language has been transformed into a richer, more atmospheric storytelling experience. After the narration, stay with me for a thoughtful discussion of the chapter’s characters, themes, mysteries, emotional developments, and most memorable moments.THE ORIGINAL STORY:Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in LoveWritten by: isthisselfcareRead the original work here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/34500952/navigatePlease support the original author by reading, commenting on, and recommending their work.ABOUT THIS PRODUCTION:This is an unofficial, fan-created literary reimagining made in appreciation of the original story and the magical world that inspired it. It is not a verbatim audiobook of the original text.The recognizable characters and magical setting originate from the Harry Potter universe. The plot and original story elements of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love were created by isthisselfcare. This production is not affiliated with or endorsed by the original creators, publishers, rights holders, or author.#Dramione #DMATMOOBIL #DracoMalfoy #HermioneGranger #FanfictionAudiobook

  30. 556

    A Flower for the Soul - Chapter 27 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of A Flower for the Soul by TheBlack'sResurgence.Author Summary:Loneliness was something that Harry Potter was accustomed to. He had learnt that there was none that cared for him, none that would rescue him from his misery and none that heard his pleas for help. Much to his surprise, however, Harry Potter had been wrong. Someone had been listening, had been there with him through it all. But, just who was 'Tom?Pertinent Links:Read on fanfiction.net: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13747655/1/A-Flower-for-the-SoulJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  31. 555

    Lily's Boy - Chapter 57 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword.Author Summary:Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything.Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely.With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  32. 554

    Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace - Chapter 49 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace by TheSinister_Man.Author Summary:After surviving the Chamber of Secrets and uncovering the truth about Gilderoy Lockhart, Harry returns for his third year—and his continued pursuit of the Prince’s Throne.But Hogwarts and Wizarding Britain are thrown into chaos when not only Sirius Black escapes Azkaban, but much of Voldemort’s Inner Circle as well. As tensions rise, Harry’s attempts to reconcile with his twin brother and his parents are threatened by the scheming of Peter Pettigrew, while other enemies move quietly in the shadows.With war brewing and alliances shifting, how will Harry overcome the growing Death Eater menace?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32643943/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  33. 553

    All the Young Dudes - Chapter 141 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89.Author Summary: LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10057010/navigateJoin My Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠

  34. 552

    Remain Nameless - Chapter 28 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Remain Nameless by HeyJude19.Author Summary:How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.The monotony of Draco’s daily routine had become both a lifeline and a noose. But this new habit of grabbing coffee with Hermione Granger is quickly becoming a reason to get out of bed and is unfortunately forcing him to re-evaluate his inconsequential existence.Hermione is living her life in fragments, separate pieces scattered about, and she can’t find a way to step back and let the full picture form. Why are morning meetings with Draco Malfoy the only thing that make sense anymore?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23875939/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  35. 551

    A Flower for the Soul - Chapter 26 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of A Flower for the Soul by TheBlack'sResurgence.Author Summary:Loneliness was something that Harry Potter was accustomed to. He had learnt that there was none that cared for him, none that would rescue him from his misery and none that heard his pleas for help. Much to his surprise, however, Harry Potter had been wrong. Someone had been listening, had been there with him through it all. But, just who was 'Tom?Pertinent Links:Read on fanfiction.net: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13747655/1/A-Flower-for-the-SoulJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  36. 550

    Lily's Boy - Chapter 56 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword.Author Summary:Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything.Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely.With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  37. 549

    Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace - Chapter 48 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace by TheSinister_Man.Author Summary:After surviving the Chamber of Secrets and uncovering the truth about Gilderoy Lockhart, Harry returns for his third year—and his continued pursuit of the Prince’s Throne.But Hogwarts and Wizarding Britain are thrown into chaos when not only Sirius Black escapes Azkaban, but much of Voldemort’s Inner Circle as well. As tensions rise, Harry’s attempts to reconcile with his twin brother and his parents are threatened by the scheming of Peter Pettigrew, while other enemies move quietly in the shadows.With war brewing and alliances shifting, how will Harry overcome the growing Death Eater menace?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32643943/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  38. 548

    All the Young Dudes - Chapter 140 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89.Author Summary: LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10057010/navigateJoin My Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠

  39. 547

    Remain Nameless - Chapter 27 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Remain Nameless by HeyJude19.Author Summary:How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.The monotony of Draco’s daily routine had become both a lifeline and a noose. But this new habit of grabbing coffee with Hermione Granger is quickly becoming a reason to get out of bed and is unfortunately forcing him to re-evaluate his inconsequential existence.Hermione is living her life in fragments, separate pieces scattered about, and she can’t find a way to step back and let the full picture form. Why are morning meetings with Draco Malfoy the only thing that make sense anymore?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23875939/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  40. 546

    A Most Inconvenient Devotion: Chapter 4 | A Cozy Retelling of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love + Discussion

    A cozy, atmospheric retelling of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love—the beloved Dramione fanfiction by isthisselfcare.In A Most Inconvenient Devotion, the original chapter has been reimagined in warm, classic literary prose and presented as an immersive narrated story. The events, characters, humor, romance, and heart of the original remain at its center, while the language has been transformed into a richer, more atmospheric storytelling experience. After the narration, stay with me for a thoughtful discussion of the chapter’s characters, themes, mysteries, emotional developments, and most memorable moments.THE ORIGINAL STORY:Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in LoveWritten by: isthisselfcareRead the original work here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/34500952/navigatePlease support the original author by reading, commenting on, and recommending their work.ABOUT THIS PRODUCTION:This is an unofficial, fan-created literary reimagining made in appreciation of the original story and the magical world that inspired it. It is not a verbatim audiobook of the original text.The recognizable characters and magical setting originate from the Harry Potter universe. The plot and original story elements of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love were created by isthisselfcare. This production is not affiliated with or endorsed by the original creators, publishers, rights holders, or author.#Dramione #DMATMOOBIL #DracoMalfoy #HermioneGranger #FanfictionAudiobook

  41. 545

    A Flower for the Soul - Chapter 25 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of A Flower for the Soul by TheBlack'sResurgence.Author Summary:Loneliness was something that Harry Potter was accustomed to. He had learnt that there was none that cared for him, none that would rescue him from his misery and none that heard his pleas for help. Much to his surprise, however, Harry Potter had been wrong. Someone had been listening, had been there with him through it all. But, just who was 'Tom?Pertinent Links:Read on fanfiction.net: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13747655/1/A-Flower-for-the-SoulJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  42. 544

    Lily's Boy - Chapter 55 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword.Author Summary:Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything.Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely.With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  43. 543

    Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace - Chapter 47 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace by TheSinister_Man.Author Summary:After surviving the Chamber of Secrets and uncovering the truth about Gilderoy Lockhart, Harry returns for his third year—and his continued pursuit of the Prince’s Throne.But Hogwarts and Wizarding Britain are thrown into chaos when not only Sirius Black escapes Azkaban, but much of Voldemort’s Inner Circle as well. As tensions rise, Harry’s attempts to reconcile with his twin brother and his parents are threatened by the scheming of Peter Pettigrew, while other enemies move quietly in the shadows.With war brewing and alliances shifting, how will Harry overcome the growing Death Eater menace?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32643943/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  44. 542

    All the Young Dudes - Chapter 139 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89.Author Summary: LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10057010/navigateJoin My Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠

  45. 541

    Remain Nameless - Chapter 26 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Remain Nameless by HeyJude19.Author Summary:How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.The monotony of Draco’s daily routine had become both a lifeline and a noose. But this new habit of grabbing coffee with Hermione Granger is quickly becoming a reason to get out of bed and is unfortunately forcing him to re-evaluate his inconsequential existence.Hermione is living her life in fragments, separate pieces scattered about, and she can’t find a way to step back and let the full picture form. Why are morning meetings with Draco Malfoy the only thing that make sense anymore?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23875939/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  46. 540

    A Flower for the Soul - Chapter 24 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of A Flower for the Soul by TheBlack'sResurgence.Author Summary:Loneliness was something that Harry Potter was accustomed to. He had learnt that there was none that cared for him, none that would rescue him from his misery and none that heard his pleas for help. Much to his surprise, however, Harry Potter had been wrong. Someone had been listening, had been there with him through it all. But, just who was 'Tom?Pertinent Links:Read on fanfiction.net: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13747655/1/A-Flower-for-the-SoulJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  47. 539

    Lily's Boy - Chapter 54 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword.Author Summary:Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything.Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely.With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  48. 538

    Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace - Chapter 46 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace by TheSinister_Man.Author Summary:After surviving the Chamber of Secrets and uncovering the truth about Gilderoy Lockhart, Harry returns for his third year—and his continued pursuit of the Prince’s Throne.But Hogwarts and Wizarding Britain are thrown into chaos when not only Sirius Black escapes Azkaban, but much of Voldemort’s Inner Circle as well. As tensions rise, Harry’s attempts to reconcile with his twin brother and his parents are threatened by the scheming of Peter Pettigrew, while other enemies move quietly in the shadows.With war brewing and alliances shifting, how will Harry overcome the growing Death Eater menace?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32643943/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

  49. 537

    All the Young Dudes - Chapter 138 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89.Author Summary: LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10057010/navigateJoin My Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠

  50. 536

    Remain Nameless - Chapter 25 | Harry Potter Fanfiction

    I hope you enjoy this reading of Remain Nameless by HeyJude19.Author Summary:How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.The monotony of Draco’s daily routine had become both a lifeline and a noose. But this new habit of grabbing coffee with Hermione Granger is quickly becoming a reason to get out of bed and is unfortunately forcing him to re-evaluate his inconsequential existence.Hermione is living her life in fragments, separate pieces scattered about, and she can’t find a way to step back and let the full picture form. Why are morning meetings with Draco Malfoy the only thing that make sense anymore?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23875939/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY

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