PODCAST · comedy
Boobs, Booze, and Other Stuff
by Dawn Burts
Welcome to my beautiful disaster! In vino veritas! In my case, there is truth in long islands! They say a drunk woman's words are a sober woman's thoughts, so welcome to the inner workings of a very unique brain. Listen in and connect the dots with me! Ready, aim, laughter! Disclaimer: Not responsible for hurt feelings, temper tantrums or hysterical overreactions to podcast content. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dawn-burts/support
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Morgan Wallen: Chief Chair Throwing Champion
Morgan Wallen is full of surprises. Is it a bird, is it a plane, nope, it’s a CHAIR! His antics have given TMZ a ‘round here buzz’. Maybe he will get off with a ‘warning’ and keep on ‘living the dream’. My guess is that he will call it ‘quittin’ time’ on the bad behavior. He did say, ‘blame it on...
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Scandal, Lies, and Taxpayer-Funded Love Affairs: Unravelling the Fani Willis Saga
The pot meets the kettle in this episode about Mistress Willis. Fani’s black privilege seems to have no boundaries. She really has a disdain for equal treatment under the law — especially when it is applied to her and her married boyfriend. Fani and Wade perjured themselves under oath, spent...
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KEVIN SAVO UNCUT: INDIE FILMS, SOCIAL MYTHS, AND RAW REALITIES
Kevin Savo joins me as the first guest on Season 4 of BBOS. I found myself swept up in his professional accomplishments — filmmaker, writer, producer, director, actor, rapper, podcaster extraordinaire, storyteller, and the list goes on! His take on family, relationships, and how society views men...
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The Dumpster Dive Disaster: How Not to End Up in a Trash Compactor!
I’m BACK! Season 4 promises to be full of surprises. Pudding Pop gaffe sprees abound (no surprise there though), illegals are getting stimulus checks, floating saunas are providing rescue services, and Biden might actually have a legitimate reason for the wacky sniffing. Oh, I almost forgot to...
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Biden: Tales of a Nursing Home pResident
Old Joe thinks Harris is president, Stacey Abrams is still stealing, Thanksgiving meals are going to be more expensive, and WALLS WORK! Buckle up for a swift journey into my thoughts on a few of the taglines in the news this week! Produced By: Dawn Burts BBOS Website: Author, Dawn Burts Please...
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Barack HamASS Obama: Fourth Term a’ Comin
Barack is a’ comin for a fourth term. Oh fuck. Obama typed Joe’s teleprompter notes and used the word ‘pause’ instead of ceasefire. One could speculate that he was afraid Joe might read ‘set fire’, but either way, it’s clear who is calling the shots in the White House. In other news, the alphabet...
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$20 Min. Wage = High Priced Fast Food
If Governor Newsom knew some facts about the effects of jacking up the minimum wage, then maybe McDonalds and Chipotle wouldn’t be going UP on their prices. PLUS, why in the hell should a fast food employee be making $20 an hour? There are so many things that defy logic these days….like…
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Lottery Winners Still on Welfare Rolls
You can win big in the lottery and still abuse your taxpayer funded EBT card — just ask over 65,000 jackpot winning dirtbags if you don’t believe me! Get ‘situated’ for the fundraiser comments made by “Dr.” Jill when she was schmoozing mega-multimillionaire super liberal Anna Wintour at her 12...
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BIDEN SEEMS TIRED #YAWN
There is a lot of chaos going on in the world these days and it is making old Pudding Pop tired. It’s gotta be tough to hunker down in a basement when the world is going to shit. Biden has made so many things go up in the United States — crime, gas, inflation, illegal immigration….it was bound to...
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DEPROGRAM THIS!
I always wondered what was in those cookies that Hilary Stalin baked, but I think I have a pretty good idea after she pitched a ‘formal’ reeducation for republicans — SHROOMS! Her Nazi ass ate one batch too many. Meanwhile, the Hamas just started a war with Israel and WE helped fund the medieval...
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Trump is Kicking Ass and Taking Names
It’s October! The witch hunt of the century is on in New York City. Fret not though, Trump is kicking ass and taking names. The corrupt judge openly admitted he does not obey the law — not unexpected. This episode is dedicated to all the clowns, criminals, and fake fire alarmists! Produced By…
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Blundering Balls of Buffoonery Batman
Other than Biden’s gaffe-a-mania, Menendez’s bribery money spending spree, and all of the illegal aliens fleeing from their third world shit holes to their new third world country — The United States of America, not much is new in the world. I’d write a longer description, but I need to get back…
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Find My F-35 App Recently Detected
Breaking news: The Find My F-35 App was not fully downloaded when the fighter jet disappeared in South Carolina. Memes abound. The Fetterman Dress code caught on with Dominque Wilkins — he claims it’s racist though. If he runs for Senate, he will be able to get served anywhere he chooses in his...
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Jimmy Buffett is in Margaritaville
Disney ruined the opening week of college football, Pudding Pop says transgender athletes in school sports is “complicated”, and Jimmy Buffett headed to his final destination — Margaritaville. Oh, if you need Dementia Joe on or around September 11th, then you’ll need to search all basements with...
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FDA Announces New ‘Never Trump COVID Variant’
‘Never Trump COVID Variant’ UP! Lockdowns going UP! Pudding Pops dementia UP! Illegal border crossings UP! Gas and food prices way UP! Mortgage interest rates UP! Smash and Grab robberies UP! Murder Up! Mall riots UP! Election interference UP! Oh, I almost forgot to mention — TRUMP’S fan base...
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Morgan Wallen Had Lice!
The economy is in the shitter, but mainstream media is focused on things like Morgan Wallen and his new cue ball hairdo. Meanwhile, the prosecutors in New Mexico figured out that Alec the Murderer actually fired the gun that killed an innocent woman working on the set of Rust — a...
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COVID 2024?
An aspiring rapper found in a barrel with a gunshot wound to the head, a frog found in a ‘triple sealed’ spinach salad, and an old story about Obama dreaming about having sex with dudes! The news doesn’t disappoint these days. I am already thinking about the 2024 election — what are they going to...
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Barbie Was a Republican😁
Produced By: Fadi Gattoussi BBOS Website: Author, Dawn Burts The first Barbie launched in 1959 and I’m pretty sure she was a Republican! Barbie had many jobs — astronaut, Olympic athlete, aerobics instructor, TV news reporter, vet, doctor, army officer, Air Force pilot, rap singer, and more. She...
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Back With Justin Bourgoyne!
I enjoyed my time off in July, but I was ready to get back into the thick of things! I was stunned by all the crazy things that happened in July — the White House got WHITER, Jason Aldean’s ‘Try That in a Small Town’ hit the top of the charts, Delta tried to cook some passengers, and Trump...
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Coming Back in AUGUST!
Ready. Set. It's GO TIME in August!
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Titanic Seekers Take Two Torpedoes From the Left
If you happen to be wealthy and lean to the right politically, then it is perfectly acceptable to implode — according to the leftist media. If Soros had been in that submersible with his buddies, well, then, it would’ve been a national tragedy. Just ask the media if you don’t believe me! Today’s...
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PRIDE: TOPLESS IN THE USA
Pudding Pop strikes again! Crazy Joe is infatuated with the radical Pride posse. He holds them in a higher esteem than our military men and women. Dementia Joe DEFINITELY doesn’t understand the American Flag Code — as evidenced by the disgraceful display at the White House Topless Transvestite...
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Target Misses the Bullseye
Produced By: Fadi Gattoussi In a word full of beggars, Target got UNTUCKED! Karen didn’t get her reparations or her merchandise, but she did get a nice punch in the face! Target isn’t the only business missing the bullseye these days. Lulelemon canned a couple employees that opted to call the...
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BIDEN BANS SANDBAGS AFTER ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT
Biden has been stumbling since day one in the White House. Whether it’s steps, sandbags, or cycling, Dementia Joe just cannot stay upright. He has always been known as an old Beltway blowhard, but now he has become the laughing stock of the greater Western Hemisphere. The Babylon Bee has some...
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TARGET: TUCK OR UNTUCK
Target has been known as a family-friendly store since their inception in 1962. Their clothing styles tended to be sensible, stylish, affordable, and above all — appropriate! They succumbed to the woke cult a few short years ago but took it to a new dimension with their “tuck-friendly” swimwear…
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DEFAULT DISASTER: LAZY GOVERNMENT WORKERS WON’T GET PAID
Deal or default? Dementia Joe would be at FAULT if there is a default. His ineptitude, arrogance and raging dementia combined with his handlers belief in the righteousness of their Marxist belief in a one party state won’t allow them to negotiate with McCarthy. Joe’s stonewalling could cause the...
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S3, E11 - Threesomes Gone Bad
Threesomes in game films vs threesomes like Jada’s are vastly different. Chris Rock eloquently pointed out Jada’s trifecta gone bad in his Netflix special — Selective Outrage! The Smoking Gun threesome, well, it should definitely get honorable mention! It just goes to show that Hollywood stars…
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TRUMP TOPPLES CNN…Now Known as TNN!
Trump schooled Kaitlan Collins in more ways than one. He knew that the left rigged an election and he was fully prepared to deal with Kaitlan’s would be shenanigans in the Townhall. Trump left nothing unsaid — he even managed to sneak in a compliment for Ms. Collins (albeit left handed!). In...
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S3, E19 - Bud Light Has Been TransDISABLED
Welcome to Boobs, Booze, and Other Stuff's post-Cinco de Mayo episode! Let's dive into some hilarious discussions about Bud Light's latest blunders, "transabled" individuals, fentanyl, and Dementia Joe's wild antics. Join me as I unravel the controversial Bud Light saga and its fallout, with a…
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S3, E18 - Tucker Carlson: The Murdoch Kids Were Tuckered Out
Tucker may be out, but he is certainly not down by any stretch of the imagination. Unfortunately, it more than likely marks the end of conservative news on FOX. Decisions are driven by wealth and whiney liberal kids — just ask the Murdoch kids!! The network giants are drooling on themselves….for...
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S3, E16 - Bud Light’s New Spokes-it! (with a side of SEX)
Just when you thought virtue signaling was going to die down a little…..NOOOOO! Mulvaney is back in the news as Bud Light’s New Spokes-it — you just can’t keep a good woMAN down I guess! Kid Rock, Travis Tritt, Tom MacDonald, and many others spoke out against this WOKE ASS nonsense. While I am...
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S3, E15 - Nashville 2023: You Can’t Fix Crazy
I remember a time when parents were medicated to deal with their unruly ass children. Today, children are on fifty different psychotropics and Columbine and Nashville are the norm. I wholeheartedly believe that my era understood how to deal with mental illness and rotten kids. If we enforced the...
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S3, E14 - Hardy or Tyler George, You Decide!
I was joined by a Wisconsin native that has a striking resemblance to Hardy. His backstory is compelling — to say the very least. Tyler beat an extraordinarily tough upbringing and is living proof that a positive attitude goes a very LONG WAY! He’s a survivor, thriver, and a heck of a good singer...
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S3, E17 - 100th Ep of BBOS — YES, MORE SEX TALK!
100 EPISODES IN THE BOOKS!! Budweiser clearly has not learned the rule of holes, when you’re in, quit digging — as evidenced in their patriotic ad following the Dylan Disaster! I’m hoping the transgender social contagion mentality starts to subside at some point. I finally found something that is...
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S3, E13 - Ross, Smells Like Humans (Sort Of)
East meets West as Ross, the host of Smells Like Humans, joins me on the show. His podcast takes a look at human behavior in a humorous and truthful way. He doesn’t bash people or lifestyles — he just talks about things that keep us all curious about the things people do. Ross tackles everything...
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S3, E12 — Banks and Student IQs Both Collapse
In a world where everything seems to be going up — gas prices, mortgages, inflation, food, energy costs, etc., some things are dropping, or more aptly, COLLAPSING! The SVB is the perfect example of a collapse…one driven by Biden’s inflation and crazy interest rates. IQs are collapsing…
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S3, E10 - Jeffree Star: A Non-Pronouner Speaks Out
Jeffree Star spoke the truth about settled science and HIS cross dressing buddies are not happy about HIS sentiments. He said that there are only two sexes and that people are misusing pronouns. Well, imagine that! I am feeling a little bit more hopeful about the future. A Florida woman tried to...
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S3, E9 - Talking About Racks...with Brad Johnson. Bigger is Definitely Better!
Brad Johnson has a very strong taxidermy game! He is a humble guy who knows how to demonstrate his artistic craft in an easy going, informational, and articulate manner. Brad has been preserving the bodies of animals for the past 25 years. His outlook on life is refreshing, and I dig the way he...
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S3, E8, - Survived a Concussion — LFG!
One concussion in sixty years — not a bad track record thus far! I don’t feel too bad, all things considered. While I can whole heartedly say that forced downtime isn’t for me, the reflection time served me well. I’ve decided to make a few changes in my life. For starters, I am going to drink…
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S3, E7 - China: Joe’s Valentine’s Day Balloon
It’s a weath er barr oon (Totary Not For Spying)! China to the north of us. China to the south. Here we are stuck in the bullshit with Joe. There is good news though — He says, “it takes about 20,000 pounds of fentanyl to kill 1,000 people”! The borders are open for business….as long as you’re a...
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S3, E 6 - Tyre Nichols, Was it Personal?
I can’t help but wonder if we will ever know exactly what went down on that frightful night of January 7th, 2023 in Memphis. A group of hoodlums disguised as cops, a young man on his way to see his mother, and a traffic stop gone wrong ended in the young man being beaten to death. Enter Ben…
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S3, E5 - Chicken Wings and Fire Extinguishers Don’t Mix
I say ban chicken wings, fire extinguishers, and women who dine and dash at airports! Maybe congress will introduce a new act — The Whacked Out on Wings Act…..it’ll bar Ohio women that go ham when asked to pay their tabs in airport wing joints. Problem solved, next! Vanderbilt University needs to...
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S3, E4 — $50K Per Month EQUALS Money Laundering!
Hunter’s been laundering his pop’s money — and I don’t mean in a washing machine! I imagine that meth head has done just about everything….smurfing, shell corps., counterfeiting, gambling, dealing (not cards), insider trading, and more! I’ll bet he was doing a little document trafficking too! I...
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S3, E3 - The Caramel Conservative: Joe’s Stolen Docs and the Six Year Old Hit Man
Eggscuse us while we talk about everything from a six year old hit man to an old guy hiding stolen documents in his garage. You are going to fall in love with Ed Delgado, also known as the Caramel Conservative. He’s a smart, funny, extremely cool guy who knows how to keep it real — which I find...
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S3, E2 - Waffle House Ninja!
Move over Hattori Hanzo, there is a new ninja in town — Halie Booth, the Waffle House Warrior Ninja! Dementia Joe says he is going to visit the U.S.-Mexico border! Minimum wage is going up in all the blue states, and Washington DC. Christina Lusk is trying to get into a nice women’s prison. I…
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S3, E1 — Happy Schwanza 2022!
Nancy wishes all her African American friends a very Happy Schwanza! I guess she forgot the first principle of Schwanza though — it’s UNITY, unity of pronunciation, that is! Can you say K W A N Z A A?! The American Bar Association is lowering the bar for lawyers — how low can they go! The Tiger...
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S2, E51 -Gearing Up for Season 3……LFG!
A lot of little things at the end of 2022. A solid farewell to Liz Cheney — TRAITOROUS BITCH! Democrats want to raise the age of juvenile offenders…seems like a gang incentive to me. Much to the dismay of many liberals, Title 42 will continue until at least the end of January. The University of...
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S2, E50 - Barbie Pouches: Definitely Not a Christmas Gift!
Dudes getting vaginas are giving Barbie a bad name! Just when you think you cannot learn a new Urban Dictionary term…..SCREEECH! A Barbie Pouch is not a cool gift idea, it’s a guy getting his junk whacked off to get a cavern — of sorts! In other news, AOC’s new documentary is blazing trails in…
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S2, E49 - Dementia Joe is Kissing Russia’s Ass, Again
Well, we didn’t need a crystal ball to figure out what Dementia Joe was going to do about the gender-bender ball player that plays for the other team. Start investing in body bags. Oh, and when the House Democrats abolish prisons (to give us the world we deserve) — LOOK OUT! You might want to…
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S2, E48 - Non-Binary Luggage Thieves Beware!
Potayto-Patahto. Tomayto-Tamahto. Dildo-Dil-don’t! Shoot or be shot. This episode hits 17 days before the big man gets here — I mean Santa! Christmas trees are expensive, non-binary dudes are stealing women’s luggage, Will Smith could use a good slap in da face, and Twitter users are getting…
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Welcome to my beautiful disaster! In vino veritas! In my case, there is truth in long islands! They say a drunk woman's words are a sober woman's thoughts, so welcome to the inner workings of a very unique brain. Listen in and connect the dots with me! Ready, aim, laughter! Disclaimer: Not responsible for hurt feelings, temper tantrums or hysterical overreactions to podcast content. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dawn-burts/support
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Welcome to my beautiful disaster! In vino veritas! In my case, there is truth in long islands! They say a drunk woman's words are a sober woman's thoughts, so welcome to the inner workings of a very unique brain. Listen in and connect the dots with me! Ready, aim, laughter! Disclaimer: Not...
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