Boomer Death Squad

This week my beautiful cohosts Matt and Joe are MIA above / below harsh Bolivarian jungles searching for rescue parties and other special operators in conjunction with their mission, so I'm flying solo with you. I've cut together a bunch of stuff I cut from other episodes. Please enjoy. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we head over to the Daily Caller to read an open letter to the left, and so we take a check on how not mad they are. What do they have to be mad about, anyway? The White House UFC thing was soooo awesome, and it all made us think about giant awesome dicks, and guys with rock hard abs. Right? So what's to be mad about? Well Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we're down a host so Matt and I read all about Glenn Danzig and his very normal politics and lyrics and merch. It seems that a lot of people are surprised when they learn he's a crazy guy. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we read all about the growing tumor presently gorging itself on America’s brain matter: prediction markets. How come they’re legal? How come they aren’t illegal? Is it because the president’s son is a principal investor of Kalshi and Polymarket? Yea, I mean, probably that’s why. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

In the new era of right wing influencers, the legacy conservative media is scrambling to pick up the prospective shooter demographic, from Daily Wire to Fox News. This is The Decline and Fall of the Ben Shapiro Empire part II. We read about Fox News' attempt at reaching the kids,, and the Nazis and gambling websites they're partnering with to do so. Then we finish the article from last week about the Daily Wire spending all their money on stupid bullshit. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we read about the decline and fall of the Daily Wire Empire and Ben Shapiro's gigantic and growing eyebrows. He used to have the pulse of the conservative in this country, but no longer. America is now tying off and slamming Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson directly into our bloodstream, and Ben Shapiro doesn't get any pussy. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we talk Commiefornia politics. First the Gubernatorial race and then we read about the Republican ticket for Mayor of Los Angeles, The Hills own Spencer Pratt. The DSA endorsed him I'm pretty sure. Not my chapter though. Why is he running for Mayor? What are his policy positions? What are the scandalous arcs from his time as a reality TV heel? Listen and maybe we talk about it I don't really remember. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we read a review of that new book that came out about RFK Jr last month, which is what the newest animal mutilation story comes from. Apparently she stole his diary. Also, we catch up on the Real Raw News comment section because the RFK article was shorter than I was expecting, and those people are always on one. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

Third times the charm? Maybe for the White House Ballroom! This week we read about the reaction to the White House Correspondence Dinner shooting in the conservative media, and then check in on the RealRawNews comment section, to see what America really thinks about this. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week, we discuss America's impending birthday, all of the best sponsors of the birthday parties, and everything we can expect to celebrate our semiquincentennial. Apparently, they made an energy drink for it, dope! It's called Phorm, and it makes your brain work more better. Happy America250 everyone! We did it!! Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week, we run through all the news that we can remember from the time we missed, and then it's a book club episode. I more or less read The Return: Trump's Big 2024 Comeback by Dick Morris, and we give our extremely intelligent and well read critiques to Dick's epic Freudian slips. To see the picture that we keep referencing in this episode, join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

We're back! This week we catch up on only the most pressing and consequential stories of the day, like Tiger Woods' new relationship with Donald Trump's ex daughter-in-law, and does Brilyn Hollyhand look too much like a Mormon young Republican? We catch up with KDJ in PJ Media, and he's normal as always, and finally we crack open the news until it's real and raw. If you had to guess, how many DJTs are in circulation right now? Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

We ring in the newest Trump Imperium and talk about his inauguration and Fortnite skins and whatever. We read about why firefighting is for big strong handsome men and fact checking is for gay girls, then we read about the Village People’s road to the inauguration. Lastly we read some schizo in one of the schizo websites talking about some guy getting fired for plotting against trump or something.

Happy New Year everyone, we talk about the loss of our most southern president jimmy carter and issue ins and outs for 2025, then read rand paul's (abbreviated) festivus report. Apparently the government is funding magic and tiktok influencers or something. Lastly we run down the big events of the year, did they really happen? were they psyops? are you being gangstalked? look behind you. Happy New Year! and also still Happy Hanukkah Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah folks. This week we run down 2024's most disgusting and repulsive cruise ships so you don't accidentally get on the wrong ship. Next we read about the failing War on Christmas, and finally we read lore and reviews of Mission BBQ. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we finally address the drones, new jersey is being invaded by iran or aliens or chris christie's doordash or whatever. Then we read about restaurant culture in the shadow of the trump administration through one cancelled waitress. next we visit the palmer report to read about how to resist the incoming regime, and lastly real raw news hates those guys that do doughnuts in the middle of the street and play loud music. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we address why we missed last week and then get into all the news that happened, dont we love the news? we're joined for the first time by matt's girlfriend and our friend natalie, many are saying she's wonderful. we read about the greater idaho secessionist movement and head back to real raw news for whats really going on with blinken. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we're joined by Jacques Gonsoulin of Seeking Derangements to talk a whole range of things, from Sex and the City to Clay Higgins to Lana Del Ray's alligator husband to Joe Biden eating babies, join us on our beautiful journey.

This week we check in with the Trump cabinet appointees and Elon's newfound uncle status among the Mar-A-Lago crowd. Next we read a certain Thailand based expat (normal reasons I'm sure) about how the Swamp is attempting to retain power in the second Trump administration with appointments like little Marco and so on, and he explains why Matt Gaetz is actually being maligned and he's not that word he's another different not as bad word actually. Finally we return to Wayne Dupree to read about a wonderful hog whom we love. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we're joined by our friend Brandon Sutton (@PrettyBadLefty) of the Majority Report and The Discourse Podcast to run down a post mortem of the election, focusing on the Kamala campaign and the Lib reaction. Then we read a beautiful soliloquy of our gorgeous wonderful President Joe Biden in Palmer Report, and we finish up with a jubilant victory lap in Real Raw News and a temperature check on the patriot comment section. Join our discord -＞ discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX The Discourse Podcast -> https://www.patreon.com/ExpandTheDiscourse?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan

Folks, it's election night eve here in Amerikkka, and we're here to bring you wall to wall election coverage. From the Right wing in PJ Media to the Libleft in Daily Beast, over to the Libs in Rolling Stone, we cover everything about this year's election. Then we finish it out in Real Raw News to give you a break from the fake demoncrat news networks so you can learn what's really going on behind the scenes. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we return to Kevin Downey Jr and learn why he is deciding to become more annoying in his personal life. Next, how has Lord of the Rings influenced JD Vances politics, and also Peter Theil's and Rick Santorum's and how can you become a better Catholic by liking Lord of the Rings? Finally, we head to WorldNetDaily and learn about how Kamala is an agent of Satan by a guy who was recently excommunicated from the Catholic Church (pedophile?). Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we return to Louder With Crowder and Brodigan for an epic left oriented wrestling segment, Trump sat down with the Undertaker and we think that's dope! Next we read about Elon's newest super PAC and its staff (all former DeSantis scrubs) and how Elon is personally losing the battleground state ground game for Trump. Lastly we return to Real Raw News, we give you a quick update on all the real news that's happened since we last read Michael Baxter, then learn about the forthcoming stolen election through the eyes and mouths and bowel movements of the Real Raw News comment section. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we read about the new movie about Trump, The Apprentice, now in theaters. All the controversies that Margaret Hartmann could find for us. Then we learn about the 2024 Trump campaign's lead attack dog spokesman Stephen Cheung and all his awesome tweets and career. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we talk about the VP debate and the election season generally, then touch on the current politics of Europe. Are they Nazis? How many Nazis are there? Are they all Nazis? Then we dive into the Farrah family, from the View to Rush Limbaugh and several massive strokes this family's got it all. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we obviously dive into Eric Adams, explore his charges and run through a few of his most zany moments as mayor of da big apple. Then we take a detour to our fashion and style corner with a comprehensive review of Trump's newest watch collection. Next we head over to Wayne Dupree for the third would-be Trump assassin (kind of) Mr. Crazybull, and lastly an update on the election from Scott Pressler's campaign to register Republican voters in Amish country. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we run down RFK Jr's Brat Summer and catch up with his campaign to this point, then explore the less nauseating parts of the Mark Robinson thing. Is Jack Burkman really going to be running Robinson's campaign? Will his community service interfere with his important work? And lastly we have some dickhead in hysterics over Taylor Swift's endorsement of Kamala, and we discuss the general Republican disconnect about celebrity endorsements. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

The boys are back (x2 or 3) in town. We evidently decided to go on hiatus during the three months that everything happened that will ever happen and so we have come back to run it all down. From the first assassination attempt to the second and everything in between, we catch you up if you haven't been on twitter or watching the news. Then we get right back into a new Trump coffee table picture book, his epic owns and takedowns and how many times he called himself handsome. Then we head to the American Conservative for a sober and levelheaded accounting of all the podcasts and livestreams that Trump has been going on to appeal to our generation this election cycle. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we dive into the new Rolling Stone piece on Kid Rock. Is he insane? Why is he insane? And more! Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we discuss the Magician's Guild's Stalinist assault on freedom loving Murray the Magician, then get right into this week in Trump news. Trump Force One crashed into another plane at a Florida airport after returning from Wildwood and Michael Cohen is snitching again. Next a new sexy latina is running for office in Missouri and treats us to Lupe Fiasco and homophobia. Then we discuss the new and upcoming Biden Trump debates. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we get an update on everyone's favorite pillow salesman Mike Lindell and check in on his evolving legal problems, and draw comparisons between himself and Trump from their electability to their gait. Then we learn about GOP Senatorial prospective Tim Sheehy's legal troubles, namely crashing a plane into a little girl's bedroom. Lastly we give a lesson on demonology and take some listener questions.

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back. It's been a while folks, and the news hasn't been awesome. Nevertheless, we found some bullshit for you, starting with a presidential bid from the Reddit party, Literally Anybody Else announces his candidacy. Next, we read about the Australian billionaire who wants to do the Titanic again. Lastly, we get an update on Real Raw News, and another peak into Michael Baxter's brain. Seventy666ers Podcast -> www.youtube.com/@seventy666ers Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

We dive head first into the Bob Menendez scandal, we briefly touch on his previous indictment and then give a full court review to the current one. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

We return from our summer break refreshed and beautiful. It really wasn't that long. We talk about the Boebert otphj, Perry Johnson, and some other stuff for sure. Then we get into why this one guy thinks trump is kind of gay, and lastly Melania is back on her selling stuff game so we wanted to keep you guys plugged. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

Chris Christie is fat and a loser, click here to claim your FREE Donald Trump commemorative coin NOW while supplies last, the anti-anti-Trumpers are losing again, and Real Raw News has some choice words for Ramaswamy Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

We briefly investigate friend of the show Kevin Downey Jr and then get right into the newest tranche of documents related to Biden's dogs going hog wild on the secret service. Then we talk about DeSantis' pathetic failing campaign and contrast it with Trump's numerous legal battles this coming election year. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

We read about what RFK Jr's abs mean for the country and the state of homoeroticism, and then we read a real listicle about books that Elon Musk says will make you a handsome genius. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we briefly discuss the submarine thing then get right into the cucked polls with penis job media. Then we continue the Hunter saga by breaking down his bullshit trumped up charges and reading what the patriots on Truth Social have to say about it. Lastly we discuss more cucked polls, and are conservatives even going to vote? Is the voting cucked? Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we discuss the RFK Jr candidacy for the first time with a penis job media article asking what if Tucker hopped on the ticket, then we catch up with Hunter's Jerry Springer style case in Arkansas, and lastly we see what Real Raw News thinks of DeSantis. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we run briefly though the all the news waynedupree sees fit to print, then dive into the mystery of Morocco's missing King and the German der party boys at the heart of their constitutional monarchical crisis. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

DISCLAIMER: Not only did we unfortunately have to do a BDS classic style ep without Matt this week but like 90 seconds into the cold open the board fucked up and the entire thing is recorded on my laptop mic. Don't complain you'll get used to it and this is one of our better episodes so bear with us. This week we dive head first back into the republican primaries and specifically trump vs desantis, first we read an article outlining spectacular dumbassery claiming that trump cant land a punch on desantis and we take that idiot down a peg, then we get into the woman who got both trump and desantis elected and which side she has chosen to go in with. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

"There are decades where nothing happens, and weeks where decades happen." - V.I. Lenin. Folks so much has happened in the last week that we actually had things to talk about. We start out with the coup at Faux News against the Tuck, then we explore Mike Lindell's newest legal complication, and lastly we visit RRN for a full We Didn't Start the Fire style list of executions. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we read about the patriot being railroaded and getting a train run on his ass by the demoncrat party deep state federal government for memeing too hard, then we check in on the trump campaign in the american thinker and why laura loomer is only good for hating muslims, then lastly a succession season 4 update with rupert murdoch's floundering love life Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

We're back again and dont think too much about how long it took us to record again, just forget about it. This week we do a longer cold open and discuss the news and then we get into the most pressing matters of the day: somebody pooped next to hillary and chelsea and then the trump arrest Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we take you through all the alleged lies that trump did during his most recent CPAC speech, curtesy of the lying fake news media. Then we read about Goosebumps going woke and broke. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

we're back again and we didnt actually miss two weeks that was you. we wade into the great chicken nugget debate and hear out both sides of the political spectrum. Then we return to Real Raw News to continue the Baxter odyssey Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

We are back from our newest hiatus, honestly dont know how many episodes we missed sorry about that. we start this week out with the Insanity Wrap on PJMedia and learn about how Grease has gone woke, we stay in Penis Job Media next for a scathing expose on the USPS and how they wasted 15 entire minutes of this guys day. and lastly we make fun of one last PJMedia writer, this one was a blogosphere loser. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

George Santos is the gift that keeps on giving, this week we read about his allegedly obvious money laundering thing in that italian restaurant and the classic style mob guys who help him out along the way. we get by with a little help from our friends Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

We are back from our third definitely planned hiatus, none of us had covid or RSV or that vomit 100% stomach bug in the last three weeks thats for certain! at any rate we are together again for the first time in almost a month and we talk about the news, exchange christmas gifts, and then get into some articles. We give an update on a very early episode in a yoga Qanon lady who has since died, and then we read about the haves and have yacths, and all the CIA agents and sex scandals in-between. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we dive into the newly elected to the house of representatives, congressman-elect george santos. This guy is a veritable don draper, lied about literally every single little aspect of his life, probably a stolen identity too. it was funny check it out Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX