Boozy Movies
by Hannah & Julia
Welcome to Boozy Movies: movie reviews with a little booze!Co-hosts Hannah & Julia get inebriated and opinionated by taking shots at one film, both literally and figuratively. Join us for new episodes, every Friday!Listen to Boozy Movies at BoozyMovies.com, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else podcasts are found! Don't forget to join the conversation in our FB group: Boozy Movies Drinking Buddies!Find us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter at boozymoviespod
Episodes
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Hamilton
We are NOT throwin' away our shots when we discuss HAMILTON. Did the live version of the Broadway show Work, Work? Or were we all Helpless in viewing? Plus, the Hamilton Founder's Fizz Cocktail! This episode on HAMILTON was recorded LIVE during the Tawny & George Platis Podcastathon. To support...
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Just Mercy
WE'RE BACK! That is another movie, and that is not the movie we are reviewing today. But we decided, in light of our desire to use whatever platform we have to contribute to BLM, to review JUST MERCY. JUST MERCY stars Jamie Foxx, Michael B. Jordan, and (shockingly) Brie Larson. Plus, our review…
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The Invisible Man (2020)
The only thing scarier than quarantine is quarantine without alcohol. Luckily, we're well prepared. H&J give their review of THE INVISIBLE MAN (2020) starring Elisabeth Moss, in which Elisabeth Moss is basically all of us because she's slowly going crazy because she can't see people. Plus, the...
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Cats
This is nightmare fuel at its finest. From Dame Judi Dench staring straight into our souls, to Taylor Swift's furry CGI boobs, absolutely everything was mildly f*cked up in CATS. H&J brave the Heaviside layer for this one. And all we have to say is: vodka. Share your thoughts with us on Instagram…
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Parasite
We may never look at motion sensor lights the same way ever again. Or peaches. Or basements. H&J give their review of PARASITE, the South Korean film that has everyone talking (and may just be the best movie of the year). Plus, the recipe for the vodka martini. Share your thoughts with us on...
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Frozen 2
There was more plot lines going on in FROZEN 2 than you could shake a snowman's arm at, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. So is this follow-up to the original smash-hit hot or cold? That's for H&J to know and Adele Dazeem to find out. Plus, the recipe for the Into the Unknown cocktail!…
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Knives Out
Perhaps the best part of KNIVES OUT isn't just the murder mystery (because in our opinion, it's not that great a mystery), but the incredible all-star cast that was assembled for this entertaining and original flick. That, and Riki Lindhome's absolutely giant martini glass. Plus, the recipe for...
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The Lighthouse
Um, what the hell did we just watch? And out of the chaos that was Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe getting incredibly drunk on an island, did an actually great movie emerge? That's what H&J will find out in their review of THE LIGHTHOUSE. Plus, the recipe for the Seabird cocktail. Share your...
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Terminator: Dark Fate
To answer the question on no one's mind: no, the world did not need yet another Terminator film. Did we get one? Yep, including Arnold in a flannel. H&J dive into why TERMINATOR: DARK FATE still can't bring what can't be killed back to life. Plus, the recipe for the Corona Fog. Share your…
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Joker
We all knew Joaquin Phoenix was a weirdo, but now he's about to turn that weirdness into Oscar gold. H&J review JOKER, the latest (dark) take on the origin story of Batman's nemesis, and address many of the controversies surrounding this film. Plus, the recipe for the Tequila Smash. Share your...
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It Chapter Two
We all float here...or maybe that's the whiskey talking. H&J give their review of IT CHAPTER TWO, where we revisit the Loser's Club, Pennywise, and what classic shenanigns they're up to now (blood! death carnivals! totems!). Plus, the recipe for the Sazarac. Share your thoughts with us on…
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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Lights, camera, Leonardo DiCaprio's handlebar mustache! H&J give their review of Quentin Tarantino's 9th film, ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD. This is a special review this week, as H&J are bringing you a new format to their show! Plus, the recipe (and review!) of the whiskey sour. Share your...
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Midsommar
Don't be fooled: this podcast episode may seem like just another bright, cheery review, but there's more lurking under the surface. Mostly, H&J trying to pronounce Swedish names. This is the official (very positive!) review of Ari Aster's MIDSOMMAR, starring Florence Pugh and Jack Reynor. Plus…
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Child's Play (2019)
Child's Play? More like Child's SLAY. Just kidding, this movie didn't slay at all. It actually kind of sucked. We dive into why this reboot didn't make the cut, no pun intended. Plus, the Chucky cocktail. Share your thoughts with us on Instagram & Twitter @boozymoviespod Join our FB discussion:...
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Aladdin (2019)
Prince Ali, Fabulous or not? H&J tackle Disney's live-action ALADDIN where in a stunning turn of events, Will Smith's Genie was their favorite part. What did they think of Jasmine's new song? Why was Jafar so lifeless? All that plus the Arabian Nights cocktail! Share your thoughts with us on...
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Booksmart
A+ or F? That's the question in H&J's review of BOOKSMART, the new movie from first-time director Olivia Wilde and starring Beanie Feldstein and Kaitlyn Dever. There's a lot of over-the-top high school shenanigans. And great outfits. And Billie Lourd. Plus, the recipe for the Booksmart cocktail!...
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Long Shot
H&J pose the question that no one was wondering: are Charlize Theron and Seth Rogen...cute together? That's the discussion up for grabs in their review of LONG SHOT, a movie that was surprisingly okay and definitely a romantic comedy, despite what Hannah thinks. Plus, a very patriotic cocktail....
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Shazam!
Say my name! H&J discuss Zachary Levi's enormous biceps, their take on the future of the DC universe, and *that* surprise appearance in their review of Shazam! Share your thoughts with us on Instagram & Twitter @boozymoviespod Join our FB discussion: Boozy Movies Drinking Buddies Support us on...
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Avengers: Endgame
There's nothing like really confusing time travel, a stylish Hulk, and an opening weekend of $1.2 billion to really bring a franchise to a close. H&J review AVENGERS: ENDGAME, which you've probably heard of unless you've been living in a hut in the middle of nowhere with Thanos. Share your…
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Pet Sematary (2019)
H&J's assessment of the Pet Semetary remake? An appalling lack of child gore. And, it's safe to say, an appalling lack of anything that would remotely make this movie good, scary, or worthy of John Lithgow's presence. Share your thoughts with us on Instagram & Twitter @boozymoviespod Join our FB...
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Us
It's an attack of the red-jumpsuited doppelgängers in Jordan Peele's brand new horror movie, US. Starring Lupita Nyong'o in a role that will surely go down in history as having the Creepiest Voice of All Time, US is one of the most creative horror movies of the last decade. But is it one of the...
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Fighting with My Family
The Rock, British people, and Cersei Lannister - what more could you want from a movie about wrestling? H&J review FIGHTING WITH MY FAMILY, the true story of WWE wrestler Paige, starring Florence Pugh. Plus, a cocktail we think has to do with wrestling but we would have no way of knowing because…
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Captain Marvel
H&J give their review of the latest Marvel movie starring Brie Larson, CAPTAIN MARVEL! As the 21st movie and the first installment in the MCU to feature a solo female lead, it's safe to say Captain Marvel is a big deal. But does it live up to all that hype? Plus, the Captain Marvel cocktail from...
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The 2019 Oscars
H&J discuss the 2019 Oscars! How did the show do with no host? Why did Green Book win Best Picture? How did Bohemian Rhapsody win the most Oscars? Was Olivia Colman's speech the best acceptance speech in the history of mankind? All that and more in this very special episode! Share your thoughts…
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Eighth Grade
This week, H&J relive their teen years while discussing A24's EIGHTH GRADE. Was it snubbed during award season? Is Gabe the best sub character ever created? They discuss all that plus a very sweet cocktail. GUCCIIIIIII!!! Share your thoughts on this film w/ us on social media @boozymoviespod...
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Suspiria
This week H&J review the 2018 remake of the 1977 horror classic SUSPIRIA, starring Dakota Johnson, Tilda Swinton, Tilda Swinton, and Tilda Swinton. And for a movie that sure had a lot of Tilda Swinton, it turns out there was very little to like. Plus, the Suspiria cocktail. Share your thoughts on...
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Vice
Grab your political animals and let them loose - H&J discuss Oscar nominated VICE and how the comedy drama is stacking up against the competition. Hear them explain their confusion for Shakespearean dialogue plus a political-scandal-themed cocktail! Share your thoughts on this film w/ us on…
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Bird Box
It's the first episode of 2019! Julia and Hannah review Netflix's BIRD BOX and recap their Disneyland adventure - the first time they saw each other in person in five years! Plus, the recipe for the cocktail picked while blindfolded. Share your thoughts on this film w/ us on social media...
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Ralph Breaks The Internet
In a bid to be the latest animated film to go one thousand percent overboard with brand placement, Disney gives us RALPH BREAKS THE INTERNET. Julia and Hannah discuss this sequel to Wreck-It Ralph (and yes, that princess scene). Plus, Julia overcompensates for recording sober last week, and the...
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The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
It's a special Christmas edition of Boozy Movies! Julia and Hannah revisit the movie they love to hate: THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (1993). Why has this weird-a** movie enjoyed cult status for so long? What is the most disturbing thing about this movie? And finally, is this is Christmas or...
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Bohemian Rhapsody
Rami Malek is the champion - of this movie. And for a film about a particularly epic band, there was a lot left to be desired about BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. We give our take on the Queen biopic, plus the recipe for the Naughty Nanny. Share your thoughts on this film w/ us on social media…
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Halloween (2018)
Hide your kitchen knives and retreat into your kitchen dungeon, because it's our review of HALLOWEEN (2018) starring yep, the OG Jamie Lee Curtis. We thought this movie was...a horror movie. But how does it stack up in terms of the Halloween franchise and the iconic Michael Myers? Plus, a…
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Venom
We give our review of the parasitic tar-heap that was VENOM - and no, we're not just talking about Venom himself. This is the kind of movie that made us want to grab Tom Hardy by his bulky shoulders and shout, "WHY, THOUGH?!" Plot holes, horrible writing, and weird casting choices - plus, our…
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A Star Is Born
Lady Gaga's feature film debut was a lot, and by that we mean a lot of songs, a lot of emotion, and a lot of awesome. This romance is already getting Oscar buzz, and we break down if we believe the hype of A STAR IS BORN. Plus, a cocktail that reminds us of cheering crowds and a star-making tune....
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The Predator
Get ready for this reboot of THE PREDATOR from space (hell?) that absolutely no one needed and yet, here we are. We're talking an entire cast of totally underutlized actors, plot holes featuring dogs, and some discussion about how fugly the Predator is. Plus, a cocktail inspired by lazers. Yep....
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Hocus Pocus (1993)
Fill your cauldron with Witches Brew and hop on your vacuums: Hannah discusses the 1993 hit HOCUS POCUS with special guest Steven Pappas from the Is This Adulting? podcast. They talk a very strange cocktail, creepy books, and even Zac Efron? Sprinkle that salt and don't @ us. It's a throwback...
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A Simple Favor
Plot holes, mom vlogs, and a missing undershirt - it all awaits you in our review of A Simple Favor, the new (thriller? comedy?) starring Blake Lively and Anna Kendrick. This movie couldn't decide what it wanted to be, so we're here to tell it where exactly it went wrong. Plus, our recipe for…
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The Nun
Honestly, we could have done with nun of this. The Nun, despite being part of the otherwise pretty good Conjuring franchise, blew major holy water (or blood of Christ, if you will). So what made this movie so god-awful? We give our take on this latest record-breaking horror flick and pair it with…
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Searching
This week we review SEARCHING, starring John Cho and Debra Messing and taking place entirely on a computer screen. So did this movie live up to the hype? And what about that twist ending - did you see it coming? Share your thoughts on this film on social media @boozymoviespod Support the show at...
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Like Father
Who knew this one Netflix movie could inspire so many vagina-related vacation stories? We review Like Father, starring Kelsey Grammer, Kristen Bell, and Seth Rogen (sort of), about an estranged father and daughter who end up on a cruise together after she is left at the altar. It's like Frasier,...
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Crazy Rich Asians
Alternate title: Everyone in This Movie is Super Hot. We give our review of this summer's biggest chick flick, in which Awkafina wears a blonde wig and at one point there's a giant dead fish. Plus, a Singapore-themed cocktail! Share your thoughts on this film on social media @boozymoviespod…
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Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind
Help is on the way, dear! This week we take a look at the new documentary "Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind" from HBO about the life and career of the legendary Robin Williams. From his early days on Mork and Mindy to his deep friendship with Billy Crystal, we discuss the highs and lows of…
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Ant-Man and the Wasp
Ant-Man and the Wasp may have had some minuscule moments, but it packed a big punch in terms of fun and all the Paul "The Fountain of Youth" Rudd you could hope for. So, what made this movie surprisingly great? And yes, we'll be discussing THAT end credits scene. Visit our website for this week's...
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
How do we put this? Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is a T-Wreck. Not even Chris Pratt and his pet raptor could save this one. But what went so, so wrong? We break it down this week with our own thoughts, and the only redeeming thing about this movie: a cocktail that's an ode to one of the…
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The Staircase
Was it an owl? it was probably an owl. This week, we discuss the fascinating, who-really-dunnit documentary that makes you think twice about diving head first down the stairs. We review Netflix's revival of The Staircase, which follows the case of author Michael Peterson who claimed his wife died...
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Incredibles 2
Pixar's back with our favorite spandex-clad family! Fourteen years after The Incredibles made their debut, the Parr family is finally back in action in this sequel and we want to know: was it worth the wait? We break down the good, the bad, and the Frozone of Pixar's latest. And cause we're, you...
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Hereditary
Warning: This podcast contains some language and massive movie spoilers. Please listen and drink responsibly! Welcome to Boozy Movies: movie reviews with a little booze! Each week, we get inebriated and opinionated taking shots at one film, literally and figuratively. IT'S HERE! OUR FIRST…
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Boozy Movies: Coming Soon
Welcome to Boozy Movies: movie reviews with a little booze! Each week, co-hosts Hannah and Julia get inebriated and opinionated taking shots at one film, both literally and figuratively. Listen to Boozy Movies at BoozyMovies.com, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else podcasts are found! Don't forget…
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About this show
Welcome to Boozy Movies: movie reviews with a little booze!Co-hosts Hannah & Julia get inebriated and opinionated by taking shots at one film, both literally and figuratively. Join us for new episodes, every Friday!Listen to Boozy Movies at BoozyMovies.com, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else podcasts are found! Don't forget to join the conversation in our FB group: Boozy Movies Drinking Buddies!Find us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter at boozymoviespod
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