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Boring is a Swear Word

by Pedro Hoffmeister

Stories of adventures, failures, humor, philosophy, and bad book reviews from Random House author and sponsored rock climber Pedro Hoffmeister.

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Episodes

  1. Podcast Episode 35

    Freeway shooter, my friend lost on the river, car accidents, and a meth addict next door? Three wild stories.

  2. Podcast Episode 34

    I tell the stories of the first dead body I saw—a baby—plus the first murdered person, deaths of friends, colleagues, students, my favorite dog, and what it all means to me.

  3. Podcast Episode 33

    The bears are being weird this year...what kind of a bear are you?

  4. Podcast Episode 32

    My new book release episode—American Afterlife—plus author fails, and is it crazy to be a writer these days?

  5. Podcast Episode 31

    Prosuming vs Consuming. How we can buy back our time?

  6. Podcast Episode 30

    The Uvalde school shooting. The dysfunctions of being a public school teacher. Rules that don't make sense. Setting up the next tragedy.

  7. Podcast Episode 29

    Mental Health Month: Reading As A Mental Health Practice. Entertaining poems and essays.

  8. Podcast Episode 28

    Control your destiny, have an internal locus of control, make choices that determine a better future, and therefore the life that you want. Don't settle for a boring, monotonous life that brings you no joy. Go out, work hard, adventure, and take risks!

  9. Podcast Episode 27

    Researching fertilizer bombs on a school computer and other funny stories, found poems, and essays.

  10. Podcast Episode 26

    Rotten goose eggs, being stuck in Reno, and two pieces of New Years inspiration.

  11. Podcast Episode 25

    Kyle Rittenhouse trial and aquittal—thoughts and connections.

  12. Podcast Episode 24

    When I stole a car, awkward hugging, my traumatic brain injury, and struggling to believe in constructs.

  13. Podcast Episode 23

    Ideas, good and bad. Failed humor. Assignments gone wrong. And what language does your car speak?

  14. Podcast Episode 22

    Watching a drowned girl pulled from the river makes me think about life.

  15. Podcast Episode 21

    Why getting punched in the mouth is a good thing. True stories. Fists to my teeth. Also metaphors for the same thing. Are you a hero? I know I'm not.

  16. Podcast Episode 20

    Controversy over my short film "Climbing At Night," addiction, bear encounters, philosophy, and cultural critique.

  17. Podcast Episode 19

    Nature as a language, go outside, and don't date your cousin.

  18. Podcast Episode 18

    "The Good News Episode" - Off-topic dentists, what it will be like after the big earthquake, geeking out, good friends, book deals and the writer's life.

  19. Podcast Episode 17

    "On second thought...I'm the jerk."

  20. Podcast Episode 16

    All poop stories. Nothing more.

  21. Podcast Episode 15

    "Flow" - An ode to MF Doom, Daniel Dumile, stories and poetry from Earl Sweatshirt, Night Comes Early These Days, and a friend cancelling you in 2020.

  22. Podcast Episode 14

    The "All Tricks Episode" in which I prove - once a gain - that am not a good person. Check out the pandemic pro-tip at the start of the episode, or listen for other stories of tricks, bad ideas, and dubious decisions.

  23. Podcast Episode 13

    Discovering a woman on the bridge with a noose, the Gold Standard, our education system, insiders vs. outsiders, and other constructs.

  24. Podcast Episode 12

    "The Apologies Episode": Choking a student, smuggling an item onto an airplane, my drunken friend, and other stories that require an apology.

  25. Podcast Episode 11

    "How To Fail In Sports": Cheat, Make Excuses, Don't Put In The Work, Don't Trust Your Instincts, and Let Fear Control Your Mind.

  26. Podcast Episode 10

    "The Complicated Gifts Episode": Examining conspiracy theories, the Coronavirus, Trump versus Lincoln, Breitbart's America's Frontline Doctors, riding motorcycles, Black Lives Matter, and our call to action.

  27. Podcast Episode 8

    "The Gratitude Episode" - Being a homeless teen in Dallas, Texas, a Greek tragedy, how I became an adventurer, and a message from Bob Dylan.

  28. Podcast Episode 7

    "The Daughters Episode" - When you lose your kids in the woods and other stories.

  29. Podcast Episode 6

    The Coronavirus Episode + I'm the last man on earth without a cell phone. Basically, this is the end of the world.

  30. Podcast Episode 5

    Trying to kayak an unkayakable creek, people hating my second novel, other stories, and a Colorado River Toad.

  31. Podcast Episode 4

    "The Ugly Truths" Episode: Rock climbing failures, me being culturally incompetent, a poem on personal weakness, fragmentary geeking out, people hate my memoir, mistakes and outtakes, plus a note from the rattlesnake I ate last summer.

  32. Podcast Episode 3

    "My First Arson," "Trump Fans Hate My Romance Writing," "I Break Down Tyga's Rap Lyrics," "Geeking Out With Bats," etc.

  33. Podcast Episode 2

    "More People Who Hate My Writing," "A Ridiculous True Story...From Europe," "The Best Thing I've Read This Week," "Geeking Out With Elevators," "Ayuda Me," and "A Dedication Plus A Message From My Frontyard Squirrel."

  34. Podcast Episode 1

    Personal journals podcast episode that includes "People Who Hate My Writing," "A Ridiculous True Story," "The Best Thing I've Read This Week," "Geeking Out," "Journal Lists Y Gente Loca," and "A Message From My Dog."

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Stories of adventures, failures, humor, philosophy, and bad book reviews from Random House author and sponsored rock climber Pedro Hoffmeister.

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Pedro Hoffmeister

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How many episodes does Boring is a Swear Word have?

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What is Boring is a Swear Word about?

Stories of adventures, failures, humor, philosophy, and bad book reviews from Random House author and sponsored rock climber Pedro Hoffmeister.

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Boring is a Swear Word has 34 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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